I'd love to ejaculate into her vagina.


/amidoinitrite?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Selena Gomez's new single and promo photo is sultry

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Thank you. That movie has been forever burned into my head every time I hear the word "sultry."

Hot

"Click here to see out the video"

Further proof, if any were needed, that celebrity website journalism continues to attract the greatest intellects of our generation.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Selena Gomez's new single and promo photo is sultry

Thank you good sir. You reamain a paragon of the internet.

/leaving happy

Like the fist of an angry God...

wesmon: Hot

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Go for it.
She's an air head.
And when you're stuck with that air head when she's turned into a 45 year old, fat, hairy, Mexican hose-beast, you'll still want to tap it, but she'll say no.
Just because she can.
And you didn't bring her a super-sized, extra beans, extra cheese, extra sauce nacho macho with chili on the side and a double large coke.
Mark my words: She is either going to end up fat, or fat.

vudukungfu: wesmon: Hot

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Go for it.
She's an air head.
And when you're stuck with that air head when she's turned into a 45 year old, fat, hairy, Mexican hose-beast, you'll still want to tap it, but she'll say no.
Just because she can.
And you didn't bring her a super-sized, extra beans, extra cheese, extra sauce nacho macho with chili on the side and a double large coke.
Mark my words: She is either going to end up fat, or fat.

Protip--you don't have to marry a chick just because you had sex with her.

This isn't Iran.

The real doll in the photo was dressed up pretty nice.

PreMortem: I thought she got murdered a long time ago. Must've been an internet rumor.

I'd murder her vagiana.

Brick-House: PreMortem: I thought she got murdered a long time ago. Must've been an internet rumor.

I'd murder her vagiana.

I'd hit it so hard the results would look like an exploded hot pocket

She has the proportions of a child, a famished child. Those chopstick legs with no curves and those miniature calves, ick. Insectoid.

Selena Gomez.  Where did she come from?  Oh yeah, Disney.  That bastion of the kiddie friendly image.  Britney Spears?  Disney.   Lindsay Lohan?  Disney.  Miley Cyrus?  Disney.



Mickey:"You  have to wear the purity rings, because that's how we can sell sex to little girls. Ha-ha. You see, if we make the posters of little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear the purity rings, or else Disney company looks bad. Ha-ha."

I'd wreck it so hard Gordon Lightfoot would sing a song about it!

/just kidding, I watched her grow up watching Wizards of Waverly Place with my kids so I can't see her as anything but young Alex Russo

I'd make her face look like a painter's radio.

My son would hit that so hard, I'd be pounding on the wall and yelling at them to quiet down in there.

vudukungfu: And when you're stuck with that air head when she's turned into a 45 year old, fat, hairy, Mexican hose-beast, you'll still want to tap it, but she'll say no.

Duh...Everyone knows that immigrant genes have an expiration date

This is why we want to tap it now

Bucky Katt: She's quite attractive.  Who is she?

One of the girls in Spring Breakers.

Selena's OK, but as far as the tween shows crowd, I'd much rather have Bridgit Mendler...


or Victoria Justice...

I'd hit it so hard I'd turn Mexico into a nightmarish hellhole ruled by drug lords.

/oh my god
//I must have had sex with her already

She's so hot I'd hit Gomez from the Addams Family and pretend it was her.

/right?

zappaisfrank: Selena's OK, but as far as the tween shows crowd, I'd much rather have Bridgit Mendler...
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or Victoria Justice...


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Victoria Justice

wesmon: Hot

mmmm bet thats finger lickin good.

buntz: I'd wreck it so hard Gordon Lightfoot would sing a song about it!

/just kidding, I watched her grow up watching Wizards of Waverly Place with my kids so I can't see her as anything but young Alex Russo

giggity?

I read that as "slutty" and am quite shamed.
*bookmark

Wellon Dowd: Disney. Supplying you with barely legal spank material for over 60 years.

To be fair, Walt himself asked Annette to wear a one piece during a lot of those beach shoots.

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: zappaisfrank: Selena's OK, but as far as the tween shows crowd, I'd much rather have Bridgit Mendler...

When she had fangs in WoWP, that definitely gave me a Chris Hansen moment...
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I first spotted her in that "Lemonade Mouth" movie...

Wellon Dowd: Uncle Walt was a crafty one. He realized that something hidden can be more enticing than something exposed. Props to Walt, too, for advising her to keep her "ethnic" name rather than changing it.

This is true, even when she had on a two piece she wore it high on the waist so her naval wasn't exposed

Nope, she's STILL afflicted with Infant Face. When is that old gypsy woman going to lift her curse so I can fap with a clear mind?

All she is saying is she needs it, after that failed experimentation with Ellen Page

"New single"? I thought she was an actress.

vudukungfu: And when you're stuck with that air head when she's turned into a 45 year old, fat, hairy, Mexican hose-beast, you'll still want to tap it, but she'll say no.
Just because she can.
And you didn't bring her a super-sized, extra beans, extra cheese, extra sauce nacho macho with chili on the side and a double large coke.
Mark my words: She is either going to end up fat, or fat.

What a 45 year old, fat, hairy, Mexican hose-beast might look like:



/she's 46 now!

Wellon Dowd: Disney. Supplying you with barely legal spank material for over 60 years.

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...c'mon, can't we get one of Hilary Duff?

/How soon we forget...

ChrisDe: "New single"? I thought she was an actress.

Nope. She's not a singer, either.

zappaisfrank: Selena's OK, but as far as the tween shows crowd, I'd much rather have Bridgit Mendler...
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Once you notice the eyeteeth, they can't be unnoticed. I'm amazed she's able to speak normally with those things in there.