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2013-04-09 07:43:10 AM  
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FTFA: The court also found that the company's challenges to FDA testing methods were "frivolous" and demonstrated "wanton disregard of a potential food safety hazard in its products."

Wanton disregard? Ok which one of you farmers wrote the FDA report?
2013-04-09 08:43:02 AM  
2 votes:

aagrajag: Chicken sashimi. Never again.


Tell you what, it sounds like you've been traumatized. Why don't you come down to the spa that I own and get some of our most popular treatments on the house.  We have the cigar cutter finger massage, a truly life changing anvil shampoo and a hot iron facial that will take years off your life, I mean appearance.  Anyone willing to fall for, I mean have tastes refined enough to seek out, chicken sashimi should be up for the experience.
2013-04-09 01:09:48 AM  
2 votes:
Everybody hang Chung tonight
2013-04-09 08:34:00 AM  
1 votes:

wickedragon: I ate some salmonellad chicken a few years ago. (described the taste to a food health specialist at the local U, he said "youp, that sounds exactly like what it's 'supposed' to taste like".) It tasted slightly like how sewage smells, but saltier.


I was at a diner and ordered a piece of mocha cake. It tasted exactly like a nice piece of Stilton and I looked down to discover that the entire inside was veined with blue mould. I pushed it aside and showed the waiter. He asked if I wanted a new piece.
2013-04-09 07:48:47 AM  
1 votes:
Texas is a right-to-adulterate state
2013-04-09 07:45:21 AM  
1 votes:

djh0101010: FTFA: The court also found that the company's challenges to FDA testing methods were "frivolous" and demonstrated "wanton disregard of a potential food safety hazard in its products."

Wanton Wonton disregard? Ok which one of you farmers wrote the FDA report?

 
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