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2013-04-09 12:17:30 AM
The Duramax weighs more than 2000lbs more than the Touareg. The proposition is silly.
 
2013-04-09 12:32:15 AM
It's more about traction than pure power.  The Chevy looks like it's riding on mud/trail tires, great for getting traction in the sticky stuff, but not as good as street tires for grip on pavement.

/Couldn't see the badges on the Touareg, they made a V10 diesel version for a few years
 
2013-04-09 12:38:11 AM

TuteTibiImperes: It's more about traction than pure power.  The Chevy looks like it's riding on mud/trail tires, great for getting traction in the sticky stuff, but not as good as street tires for grip on pavement.

/Couldn't see the badges on the Touareg, they made a V10 diesel version for a few years


plus it weighs 50% more.
 
2013-04-09 12:40:13 AM

Asa Phelps: TuteTibiImperes: It's more about traction than pure power.  The Chevy looks like it's riding on mud/trail tires, great for getting traction in the sticky stuff, but not as good as street tires for grip on pavement.

/Couldn't see the badges on the Touareg, they made a V10 diesel version for a few years

plus it weighs 50% more.


Wouldn't weight be an advantage here?  The Touareg pulls the truck.
 
2013-04-09 07:31:45 AM
The chevy is not in 4WD, either.  Also, pickups have much less weight over the rear wheels.
 
2013-04-09 07:37:48 AM
By all means, stand right farking next to the tow strap.
 
2013-04-09 07:58:51 AM
The uploader says that the truck was in 4WD but at 0:51 both the front tie rods snap on the Chevy....so not a fair fight....a funny one though according to the lady and small children standing within biatchslapping distance of the tow strap.
 
2013-04-09 07:58:52 AM
Any chance we can use the videographer's skull as a wheel chock?
 
2013-04-09 08:23:08 AM
lol. is the touareg a diesel? lots of torque, perhaps?
 
2013-04-09 08:34:58 AM
Ha Ha. The guy in the pickup probably went home and cried like a baby.
 
2013-04-09 08:35:30 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Any chance we can use the videographer's skull as a wheel chock?


www.biography.com

Alas, not this time.
 
2013-04-09 08:40:07 AM
Besides making the driver look like a huge D-bag, what is the advantage of having those huge stacks in your pickup?
 
2013-04-09 08:48:03 AM
Yew know yer redneck whin you think that silly truck is going to out-pull the torqued-as-fark (diesel) Touareg.

But those diesel Tuaregs really are torquey as fark, so when it's pulling on the back of the truck like that, further reducing the traction of the front wheels, the battle comes down to a fine line between torque and traction.

And the redneck lost.
 
2013-04-09 08:59:39 AM
I watched the video before coming to the thread. My first thought was, "Why is that shrill woman standing so close to a rope under so much tension?"
Glad I'm not the only one with that thought.
 
2013-04-09 08:59:55 AM
Gosh, you mean that giant pickup trucks with macho names don't automatically confer uneartlhy macho power?

Wonder what that says about super-ultra-scary-looking "assault weapons".
 
2013-04-09 08:59:56 AM
I've got a Touareg with the V6 TDI and it has torque for days.  I scare the hell out of the kids in their souped up Hondas and Jettas.  They don't expect an SUV to blow their doors off.  If I remember correctly this video is of a V10 TDI.
 
2013-04-09 09:03:05 AM

ShowboatingAtomicHotDog: The uploader says that the truck was in 4WD but at 0:51 both the front tie rods snap on the Chevy....so not a fair fight....a funny one though according to the lady and small children standing within biatchslapping distance of the tow strap.


As someone not familiar with truck parts and repairs, are you saying it wasn't a fair fight before or after the tie rods snapped?
 
2013-04-09 09:06:00 AM
The problem isn't torque. The wheel spin on the truck shows that. They're in more or less the same weight class - but most of the pickup's weight is in the front when it's unloaded.

Put a couple of thousand pounds in the truck bed and try again.
 
2013-04-09 09:56:39 AM

HeadbangerSmurf: I've got a Touareg with the V6 TDI and it has torque for days.  I scare the hell out of the kids in their souped up Hondas and Jettas.  They don't expect an SUV to blow their doors off.  If I remember correctly this video is of a V10 TDI.


We have a 2004 Touareg and it is a huge piece of shiat.  The electronics were so FUBAR, not only would it not run, it would chuckle when I sat in the drivers seat.  Granted, the V6 petrol engine is way underpowered, but there were lots of other issues.

We are going to replace it with an Outback.
 
2013-04-09 09:58:23 AM

ShowboatingAtomicHotDog: The uploader says that the truck was in 4WD but at 0:51 both the front tie rods snap on the Chevy....so not a fair fight....a funny one though according to the lady and small children standing within biatchslapping distance of the tow strap.


So the Touareg had so much torque it broke the pickup?

The RU faster than a redneck guys can't be happy about this development.
 
2013-04-09 09:58:37 AM
Nice to see Zapruder is getting video work again.
 
2013-04-09 10:37:00 AM

Broktun: HeadbangerSmurf: I've got a Touareg with the V6 TDI and it has torque for days.  I scare the hell out of the kids in their souped up Hondas and Jettas.  They don't expect an SUV to blow their doors off.  If I remember correctly this video is of a V10 TDI.

We have a 2004 Touareg and it is a huge piece of shiat.  The electronics were so FUBAR, not only would it not run, it would chuckle when I sat in the drivers seat.  Granted, the V6 petrol engine is way underpowered, but there were lots of other issues.

We are going to replace it with an Outback.


Don't. The latest Outback has many issues with it, one being lane wandering. I just got rid of mine.
 
2013-04-09 11:00:10 AM
A 2wd can be towed by a smaller vehicle if the rear wheels break traction.
/who knew?
//liked the video where the Dodge took the Chevy for a lap around the parking lot better.
 
2013-04-09 11:51:25 AM
The action is starting!  Quick, take a picture of the ground!  Ohh, a bicycle!

/idiot
 
2013-04-09 12:06:19 PM
truck driver hit it too hard and broke the tires free. you can see this what with the rubber patch he's laying down.

sure, torque matters a lot, but you don't need much power at all to pull someone that's broken traction around.
 
2013-04-09 12:47:15 PM
Would it be too far off to say that a good strategy here would be to just sit on the brakes, wait until you hear the other guy spinning is tires, and then go?
 
2013-04-09 12:51:09 PM
I've seen this before... The VW is a V10 TDI. Look up the specs... 309hp and *cough* 553 lb-ft out of that "little" SUV. Sure, the Chevy has about 45 more torques, but hopping your wheels up off the ground because you're an idiot doesn't let the torque do its thing. You don't fark with a 5500lb hunkered down VW Toureg with a V10 TDI and street tires with traction. Especially if you're one prone to lighting your tires up in a truck pull.

Also, I fail to see the unfairness when the Chevy breaks it's tie rods.
 
2013-04-09 12:55:31 PM

Fish in a Barrel: Would it be too far off to say that a good strategy here would be to just sit on the brakes, wait until you hear the other guy spinning is tires, and then go?


yes, very much. you wait for the other guy to pop his traction and then just goose it. you'll pull him all over till he gets smart. granted one that happens he's got some serious grip from the hot tires...


i call bullshiat on the tierods tho. they didn't break. redneck jackass lost to some 'pussy yuppie wagon'
 
2013-04-09 01:05:35 PM

buttery_shame_cave: Fish in a Barrel: Would it be too far off to say that a good strategy here would be to just sit on the brakes, wait until you hear the other guy spinning is tires, and then go?

yes, very much. you wait for the other guy to pop his traction and then just goose it. you'll pull him all over till he gets smart. granted one that happens he's got some serious grip from the hot tires...


i call bullshiat on the tierods tho. they didn't break. redneck jackass lost to some 'pussy yuppie wagon'


Yep, same here. The only thing he broke was his traction. That Chebbie also sounded like a diesel and with those red-neck-stacks in the bed I would bet heavily against it being a gas engine. Pipes that size would on a largely stock gas engine = loss of torque.

Chebbie driver was an idiot. Toerag FTW I guess...
 
2013-04-09 01:40:09 PM
Can I bet on "some Tennessee chick's Dodge" or do I have to pick from the pieces of shiat listed above?
 
2013-04-09 01:43:32 PM
where the fark did they find a jackoff that'd by that kind of truck but still install a LEGAL height tow hitch?!?
 
2013-04-09 01:45:53 PM
If the strap broke we'd have our 2013 Darwin Award Nominees for the 1st quarter of the year. Better luck next time.

When pulling with a truck, you gotta put 500 or 600 pounds between the wheel wells or its a waste of gas.
 
2013-04-09 02:36:12 PM

prjindigo: where the fark did they find a jackoff that'd by that kind of truck but still install a LEGAL height tow hitch?!?


You need to have the hitch where the trailer will be level with it. Gotta get a low-ball with a lifted truck. My guess is anyone who'd buy that kind of truck would need a low hitch if they were smart..
 
2013-04-09 02:43:44 PM
Actually when the fabric straps snap, it isn't a "take your head off" situation......

/tow CABLES though......big difference...
 
2013-04-09 04:14:47 PM
Toerag.
 
2013-04-09 04:32:33 PM

TuteTibiImperes: It's more about traction than pure power.  The Chevy looks like it's riding on mud/trail tires, great for getting traction in the sticky stuff, but not as good as street tires for grip on pavement.

/Couldn't see the badges on the Touareg, they made a V10 diesel version for a few years


I got a new set of Bridgestone tires years ago when I got my Silverado - didn't like the small, factory tires on it. Those tires sucked. When it would even sprinkle, the tires would be like they were being sprayed with oil. Small hill to car lot I worked at, got stuck on it (full blacktopped, city street, in excellent condition).  Just spun and spun like I was on ice, in July, simply because of a light rain/sprinkle.  Same with taking off at stop lights on dry pavement if I was not careful.. bark the tires like I was intentionally trying to make them squeal as loud as possible.
Between the danger factor and probably wind up getting a ticket for squalling the tires, I only gave them about a month or two then sold them - much happier with Timberline AT's on there now. Can even goose it at a stoplight and 'usually' will not peel out.
 
2013-04-09 05:09:42 PM

Broktun: HeadbangerSmurf: I've got a Touareg with the V6 TDI and it has torque for days.  I scare the hell out of the kids in their souped up Hondas and Jettas.  They don't expect an SUV to blow their doors off.  If I remember correctly this video is of a V10 TDI.

We have a 2004 Touareg and it is a huge piece of shiat.  The electronics were so FUBAR, not only would it not run, it would chuckle when I sat in the drivers seat.  Granted, the V6 petrol engine is way underpowered, but there were lots of other issues.

We are going to replace it with an Outback.


The early Touaregs were shiat.  I had a 2008 that I just traded in on a 2012 and I can't complain about either.  The 2008 lost the power steering pump right after I bought it but it was covered under warranty and they gave me a car to drive so I was fine with it.  Otherwise I drove the hell out of it.  The 2012 TDI is amazing.  15k since November and I've been getting 28mpg on the highway at 70-80mph.  I drove from Traverse City, MI (home) to Sault Ste. Marie, MI and averaged 31mpg until I got to the highway.  On a side note, my daughter has a Forrester, my wife has an Outback Sport, and our sons share a Legacy Wagon and they've all been great cars.
 
2013-04-09 05:28:57 PM

Tank_Fuzzbutt: Broktun: HeadbangerSmurf: I've got a Touareg with the V6 TDI and it has torque for days.  I scare the hell out of the kids in their souped up Hondas and Jettas.  They don't expect an SUV to blow their doors off.  If I remember correctly this video is of a V10 TDI.

We have a 2004 Touareg and it is a huge piece of shiat.  The electronics were so FUBAR, not only would it not run, it would chuckle when I sat in the drivers seat.  Granted, the V6 petrol engine is way underpowered, but there were lots of other issues.

We are going to replace it with an Outback.

Don't. The latest Outback has many issues with it, one being lane wandering. I just got rid of mine.


I must disagree. I just got my 2013 and haven't had any issues. And I chose it over the Tourareg.
 
2013-04-09 05:32:15 PM
If you put another touareg in the bed of the Chevy, it would give it some weight and perhaps it would improve the traction.

but in the end, anybody who has to listen to the woman talk loses.
 
2013-04-09 05:38:12 PM
I'm too damn old as that just looks idiotic to me, why damage your car and waste your tires to show you have a penis.
 
2013-04-09 06:02:44 PM

hutchkc: I'm too damn old as that just looks idiotic to me, why damage your car and waste your tires to show you have a penis.


Did not hurt either vehicle, diesels are made for pulling/towing.  The truck burned a little rubber, not enough that you would ever notice.
 
2013-04-09 06:05:56 PM
Again?  I wouldn't mind so much if they didn't use the same shiatty camera person that they used the first time, six+ months ago.
 
2013-04-09 06:42:00 PM
So much for American ingenuity. Hell, at least the industry lost to the Germans. White on white crime is no sin.
 
2013-04-09 07:00:39 PM
Another moron who can't hold a camera still for 60 damn seconds.
 
2013-04-09 07:57:16 PM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: buttery_shame_cave: Fish in a Barrel: Would it be too far off to say that a good strategy here would be to just sit on the brakes, wait until you hear the other guy spinning is tires, and then go?

yes, very much. you wait for the other guy to pop his traction and then just goose it. you'll pull him all over till he gets smart. granted one that happens he's got some serious grip from the hot tires...


i call bullshiat on the tierods tho. they didn't break. redneck jackass lost to some 'pussy yuppie wagon'

Yep, same here. The only thing he broke was his traction. That Chebbie also sounded like a diesel and with those red-neck-stacks in the bed I would bet heavily against it being a gas engine. Pipes that size would on a largely stock gas engine = loss of torque.

Chebbie driver was an idiot. Toerag FTW I guess...


i wouldn't be surprised if he'd installed the ass stacks on a non-diesel chevy tho.

/2001/2002 3500 silverados with duramax and dual rear axles were freaking swank, for chevy. i miss those. MONSTER towing capacity.
 
2013-04-09 08:12:58 PM

buttery_shame_cave: Enormous-Schwanstucker: buttery_shame_cave: Fish in a Barrel: Would it be too far off to say that a good strategy here would be to just sit on the brakes, wait until you hear the other guy spinning is tires, and then go?

yes, very much. you wait for the other guy to pop his traction and then just goose it. you'll pull him all over till he gets smart. granted one that happens he's got some serious grip from the hot tires...


i call bullshiat on the tierods tho. they didn't break. redneck jackass lost to some 'pussy yuppie wagon'

Yep, same here. The only thing he broke was his traction. That Chebbie also sounded like a diesel and with those red-neck-stacks in the bed I would bet heavily against it being a gas engine. Pipes that size would on a largely stock gas engine = loss of torque.

Chebbie driver was an idiot. Toerag FTW I guess...

i wouldn't be surprised if he'd installed the ass stacks on a non-diesel chevy tho.

/2001/2002 3500 silverados with duramax and dual rear axles were freaking swank, for chevy. i miss those. MONSTER towing capacity.


Could be. You never know with the `necks but I swore I heard the distinct sound of the Dmax in the crappy video.

You should see the towing capacities of the latest crop of pickups. 30K lbs now for a Dodge...ugh. nearly 25K for the Ford and 21K+ for the Chevy. I was happy when I was towing 15,000 lbs with my old 99 F350 :)
 
2013-04-09 08:35:45 PM

EatHam: By all means, stand right farking next to the tow strap.


That was pretty much my first thought...

"Local family sliced in half like a picnic ham - details at 11!"
 
2013-04-09 09:35:52 PM
All the power in the world is useless without traction, any real motor-head will tell you that.....

The  Touareg has the synchro 4wd no? Which locks all three diffs for true four wheel drive? The chevy didn't look like it even had a locking rear diff. Simple matter of GRIP, don't matter the vehicle....

    The best 4 wheel drive vehicle I have ever drive was a VW synchro van, amazing differential locking system. As well, fully independent suspension with tons of negative travel. Sick. We used to use one to shuttle mountain bikes up logging roads. We'd get the point and laugh from the good ol boys in the big trucks, pass them and tripple their speed up the logging road...when they finally caught up, the barrage of questions about the suspension, motor, shocks, etc. would ensue.....
 
2013-04-09 10:02:31 PM

Fish in a Barrel: Would it be too far off to say that a good strategy here would be to just sit on the brakes, wait until you hear the other guy spinning is tires, and then go?


Yep.  Static friction > dynamic friction.  Lose traction and get the wheels spinning and you're done for.  Also true in mud, snow, ice, even wet grass.
 
2013-04-09 10:18:16 PM
Reminds me of an old YouTube video of a Toyota pulling a stuck Hummer out of sand. Link
 
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