Harry Freakstorm's new book "Life without a Girlfriend: Why they don't want you and you don't need them - so there." The book published by the Xerox copier down the hall and neatly stapled has the following chapters:

Chapter One: Your mommy was right: No girl is good enough for you
Chapter Two: Grooming and Grammar fails. You has them.
Chapter Three: Have you ever seen a 'Happy Husband?' Really? Look again.
Chapter Four: A Concise Breakdown of the Financial Disparity between a Single Man and a Married Man. You Win Every Time/Every Income Bracket.
Chapter Five: Free Porn on the Internet
Chapter Six: More Free Porn on the Internet
Chapter Seven: I am Nowhere Near a Wifi Hotspot. Where's the Free Porn?
Chapter Eight: Friends with Benefits: Find a Smart Nerdette
Chapter Nine: Escaping the Smart Nerdette's Controlling Grasp.
Chapter Ten: Die Anyways

TotalFark.

doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x599]

Well, I'm never looking at a watermelon the same way again. Thanks.

What's wrong with a watermelon full of vodak?

Oh ok, nevermind. I thought it was some kind of bargain fleshlight.

Can't it be both?

....Touché.

miss diminutive: doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x599]

Well, I'm never looking at a watermelon the same way again. Thanks.

What's wrong with a watermelon full of vodak?

Oh ok, nevermind. I thought it was some kind of bargain fleshlight.

Can't it be both?

doglover: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x599]

Well, I'm never looking at a watermelon the same way again. Thanks.