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(Opposing Views)   What do you get the man who has everything except a girlfriend?   (opposingviews.com) divider line 9
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Voting Results (Funniest)

  2013-04-09 08:45:01 AM
4 votes:
doglover: Can't it be both?

Some of us don't have to stoop to getting the watermelon drunk first.
  2013-04-09 08:28:33 AM
3 votes:
Harry Freakstorm's new book "Life without a Girlfriend: Why they don't want you and you don't need them - so there." The book published by the Xerox copier down the hall and neatly stapled has the following chapters:

Chapter One: Your mommy was right: No girl is good enough for you
Chapter Two: Grooming and Grammar fails. You has them.
Chapter Three: Have you ever seen a 'Happy Husband?' Really? Look again.
Chapter Four: A Concise Breakdown of the Financial Disparity between a Single Man and a Married Man. You Win Every Time/Every Income Bracket.
Chapter Five: Free Porn on the Internet
Chapter Six: More Free Porn on the Internet
Chapter Seven: I am Nowhere Near a Wifi Hotspot. Where's the Free Porn?
Chapter Eight: Friends with Benefits: Find a Smart Nerdette
Chapter Nine: Escaping the Smart Nerdette's Controlling Grasp.
Chapter Ten: Die Anyways
  2013-04-09 08:08:01 AM
2 votes:
A boyfriend?
  2013-04-09 07:45:16 AM
2 votes:
TotalFark.
  2013-04-09 05:53:41 AM
2 votes:
doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x599]

Well, I'm never looking at a watermelon the same way again. Thanks.

What's wrong with a watermelon full of vodak?

Oh ok, nevermind. I thought it was some kind of bargain fleshlight.

Can't it be both?


....Touché.
  2013-04-09 05:44:49 AM
2 votes:
miss diminutive: doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x599]

Well, I'm never looking at a watermelon the same way again. Thanks.

What's wrong with a watermelon full of vodak?

Oh ok, nevermind. I thought it was some kind of bargain fleshlight.


Can't it be both?
  2013-04-09 08:05:18 AM
1 votes:
Being single is a gift in and of itself.
  2013-04-09 03:05:26 AM
1 votes:
doglover: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x599]

Well, I'm never looking at a watermelon the same way again. Thanks.
  2013-04-09 12:12:51 AM
1 votes:
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