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		Out of all things that would stop a soccer match, it had to be a pear (msn.foxsports.com)		30
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-08 11:43:39 PM

Don't say he didn't warn you.

CaptSacto		2013-04-09 12:00:07 AM

So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-09 12:01:06 AM

CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

CaptSacto		2013-04-09 12:06:05 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-09 12:07:23 AM

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

CaptSacto		2013-04-09 12:14:35 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-09 12:25:33 AM

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?! It's enough to make a mango insane!

CaptSacto		2013-04-09 12:28:53 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?! It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

scottydoesntknow		2013-04-09 12:33:59 AM

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?! It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-09 12:42:41 AM

scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?! It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

THAT'S using your melon!

CaptSacto		2013-04-09 12:53:12 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-09 12:58:48 AM

CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?! It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.

4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.

CaptSacto		2013-04-09 01:02:10 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?! It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.

4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.

It is a berry fruitful thread

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-09 01:05:38 AM

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?! It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.

4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.

It is a berry fruitful thread

A collection of posts that will catch people off gourd.

CaptSacto		2013-04-09 01:11:22 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?! It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.

4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.

It is a berry fruitful thread

A collection of posts that will catch people off gourd.

And likely a bit of puns envy, too.
I gotta get to bed. Cherry-o, old bean.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-09 01:27:40 AM

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?! It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.

4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.

It is a berry fruitful thread

A collection of posts that will catch people off gourd.

And likely a bit of puns envy, too.
I gotta get to bed. Cherry-o, old bean.

*tips hat*

I always guava good bit of wordplay. Cheers!

Bucky Katt		2013-04-09 02:41:25 AM

miss diminutive		2013-04-09 02:51:51 AM

aaaaand here come the ~~pretzels~~ pears.

Farkenhostile		2013-04-09 04:57:22 AM

So the story talks about how on tv you can see the guy getting hit with a pear but they don't flippin show a video or even a picture if it?

TheJoe03		2013-04-09 05:54:35 AM

Pretentious fruit.

Twitch Boy		2013-04-09 06:09:01 AM

When is it not too soon to have the discussion on banning these Glock AR-47 assault pears?

abhorrent1		2013-04-09 07:16:18 AM

Who throws a pear?

aevorea		2013-04-09 07:19:50 AM

Pfft. Amateurs.

An apple launched a war of biblical (pantheon-ical?) proportions.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

LucklessWonder		2013-04-09 07:21:44 AM

Jason Lee Had A Pineapple On His Head

/Obscure?

Oliver Twisted		2013-04-09 08:30:34 AM

Came hoping this had become a Swedish au pair thread. Leaving so very disappointed.

Walker		2013-04-09 08:36:22 AM

At least they didn't throw their shoes....
img.photobucket.com

Soon Right Away		2013-04-09 09:07:35 AM

I saw the video, it pearly hit him.

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve		2013-04-09 09:53:09 AM

skrame		2013-04-09 10:04:27 AM

LucklessWonder: Jason Lee Had A Pineapple On His Head

/Obscure?

i1.kym-cdn.com

meddleRPI		2013-04-09 12:18:05 PM

Soccer: a player gets hit with a tree-fruit and is "in some pain" after the match is canceled.

Hockey: cdn.bleacherreport.net

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