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(Fox Sports)   Out of all things that would stop a soccer match, it had to be a pear   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 30
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2013-04-08 11:43:39 PM  
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Don't say he didn't warn you.
 
2013-04-09 12:00:07 AM  
So, it's gone pear-shaped then?
 
2013-04-09 12:01:06 AM  

CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?


They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.
 
2013-04-09 12:06:05 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.


They'd be plum crazy if they did
 
2013-04-09 12:07:23 AM  

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did


Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.
 
2013-04-09 12:14:35 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.


That'd be just peachy.
 
2013-04-09 12:25:33 AM  

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.


What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!
 
2013-04-09 12:28:53 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!


Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?
 
2013-04-09 12:33:59 AM  

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?


Not too worried, olive if it does.
 
2013-04-09 12:42:41 AM  

scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.


THAT'S using your melon!
 
2013-04-09 12:53:12 AM  

scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.


Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.
 
2013-04-09 12:58:48 AM  

CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.


4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.
 
2013-04-09 01:02:10 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.

4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.


It is a berry fruitful thread
 
2013-04-09 01:05:38 AM  

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.

4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.

It is a berry fruitful thread


A collection of posts that will catch people off gourd.
 
2013-04-09 01:11:22 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.

4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.

It is a berry fruitful thread

A collection of posts that will catch people off gourd.


And likely a bit of puns envy, too.
I gotta get to bed. Cherry-o, old bean.
 
2013-04-09 01:27:40 AM  

CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: scottydoesntknow: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CaptSacto: So, it's gone pear-shaped then?

They clearly didn't have any grape expectations.

They'd be plum crazy if they did

Come to think of it, that'd cause them to go bananas.

That'd be just peachy.

What?!  It's enough to make a mango insane!

Orange you glad that hasn't happened... yet?

Not too worried, olive if it does.

Just when I think the puns can't get any worse, we keep raisin the bar.

4/9/2013 will go down in history as a date remembered by punsters EVERYWHERE.

It is a berry fruitful thread

A collection of posts that will catch people off gourd.

And likely a bit of puns envy, too.
I gotta get to bed. Cherry-o, old bean.



*tips hat*

I always guava good bit of wordplay.  Cheers!
 
2013-04-09 02:41:25 AM  
www.finewineandgoodspirits.com
 
2013-04-09 02:51:51 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

aaaaand here come the pretzels pears.
 
2013-04-09 04:57:22 AM  
So the story talks about how on tv you can see the guy getting hit with a pear but they don't flippin show a video or even a picture if it?
 
2013-04-09 05:54:35 AM  
Pretentious fruit.
 
2013-04-09 06:09:01 AM  
When is it not too soon to have the discussion on banning these Glock AR-47 assault pears?
 
2013-04-09 07:16:18 AM  
Who throws a pear?
 
2013-04-09 07:19:50 AM  
Pfft. Amateurs.

An apple launched a war of biblical (pantheon-ical?) proportions.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-09 07:21:44 AM  
Jason Lee Had A Pineapple On His Head

/Obscure?
 
2013-04-09 08:30:34 AM  
Came hoping this had become a Swedish au pair thread.  Leaving so very disappointed.
 
2013-04-09 08:36:22 AM  
At least they didn't throw their shoes....
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 09:07:35 AM  
I saw the video, it pearly hit him.
 
2013-04-09 09:53:09 AM  
www.picshag.com
 
2013-04-09 10:04:27 AM  

LucklessWonder: Jason Lee Had A Pineapple On His Head

/Obscure?


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-09 12:18:05 PM  
Soccer: a player gets hit with a tree-fruit and is "in some pain" after the match is canceled.

Hockey: cdn.bleacherreport.net

Returns a few minutes later.
 
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