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2013-04-09 03:36:00 AM  
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Summoner101: neongoats: Summoner101: It can't get Romney elected

That's true. All the money in the known universe failed at that.

Which is really sad considering half the money in the known universe can get the average Farker laid, unlike the Internet.


NO, PEONS!
IT WAS YOUR FAILURE THAT PREVENTED ME FROM ASSENDING ONTO MY OVAL THRONE OF EXALTED DESTINY!!! YOU FAILED TO VOTE OUT THE SCARY, BUT VERY PHOTOGENIC NEGRO! IN FACT I HAVE RECENTLY ABSORBED INTELLIGENCE THAT MOST OF YOU ONLY VOTED ONCE!!!
YOUR FAILURE IS YOUR FAILURE!
SUCK IT'S BITTER ROOT AND HOWL IN DESPAIR!!!

I SHALL REPAIR TO THE IVORY TOWER TO PONTIFICATE



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2013-04-09 02:52:56 AM  
1 vote:

pyrotek85: I'm trying to wrap my head around why they thought it was OK to break the rightful owner's heart but not her niece's.


Because they're dicks?
2013-04-09 02:41:20 AM  
1 vote:

neongoats: Gee what lovely samaritans. Their sister or brother stole a dog, gave it to them as a gift, and they oh so kindly, after it became public outcry, returned the stolen dog but only after getting a brand new one and some free swag too.

Sound like lovely people.


Maybe she tricked them with a 'roided up ferret.
 
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