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vossiewulf		2013-04-09 12:41:31 AM

Gizmo was returned in exchange for a ~~pure-bred Yorkie puppy and a gift card for supplies~~ ransom.

Sweet folks.

Bucky Katt		2013-04-09 02:00:01 AM

It can't get me a date :(

farkingismybusiness		2013-04-09 02:35:26 AM

That's nice that they found her long haired rat.

LDM90		2013-04-09 02:37:10 AM

I'd inter her nets if you know what I mean.

neongoats		2013-04-09 02:37:53 AM

Gee what lovely samaritans. Their sister or brother stole a dog, gave it to them as a gift, and they oh so kindly, after it became public outcry, returned the stolen dog but only after getting a brand new one and some free swag too.

Sound like lovely people.

neongoats		2013-04-09 02:39:56 AM

farkingismybusiness: That's nice that they found her long haired rat.

Yorkie

Probably more of a badass than you.

jtown		2013-04-09 02:41:20 AM

neongoats: Gee what lovely samaritans. Their sister or brother stole a dog, gave it to them as a gift, and they oh so kindly, after it became public outcry, returned the stolen dog but only after getting a brand new one and some free swag too.

Sound like lovely people.

Maybe she tricked them with a 'roided up ferret.

fusillade762		2013-04-09 02:41:27 AM

duenor		2013-04-09 02:41:38 AM

If the dog hadn't been basically a pint-size hairy yapper it wouldn't have been kidnapped.

But I do admit that yorkies are cute.

pretty messed up how most of them have their tails circumcised, though.

farkingismybusiness		2013-04-09 02:43:59 AM

neongoats: farkingismybusiness: That's nice that they found her long haired rat.

Yorkie

Probably more of a badass than you.

My old neighbor had one. He took it on walks while carrying it and reading the newspaper.

DarkSoulNoHope		2013-04-09 02:46:26 AM

It can't get the New Jersey Devils into the playoffs. :(

pyrotek85		2013-04-09 02:46:35 AM

strangeluck		2013-04-09 02:52:47 AM

That dog has a "please kill me now," look on his face.

neongoats		2013-04-09 02:52:54 AM

pyrotek85: neongoats: Gee what lovely samaritans. Their sister or brother stole a dog, gave it to them as a gift, and they oh so kindly, after it became public outcry, returned the stolen dog but only after getting a brand new one and some free swag too.

Sound like lovely people.

Yeah that's pretty screwed up. I'm trying to wrap my head around why they thought it was OK to break the rightful owner's heart but not her niece's.

I wonder how much family drama it caused, heh. "So, big bro, you not only stole the dog, but when you found out who the owner was, rather than doing the right thing, you left them a letter saying 'finders keepers', and then it got broadcast on the tv"

I don't know about you, but if that was my sibling, they would be on the receiving end of a biatch-fit, and maybe not get invited to the next holiday dinner. Dicks.

miss diminutive		2013-04-09 02:52:56 AM

pyrotek85: I'm trying to wrap my head around why they thought it was OK to break the rightful owner's heart but not her niece's.

Because they're dicks?

Summoner101		2013-04-09 02:53:05 AM

It can't get Romney elected

neongoats		2013-04-09 02:57:52 AM

Summoner101: It can't get Romney elected

That's true. All the money in the known universe failed at that.

WhiskeyBoy		2013-04-09 03:02:52 AM

According to the "ransom note" the dog was found at a gas station with a bandanna and a collar that had no tags. If Sara wanted to keep her dog, she should at the very least be sure it's properly tagged.

Summoner101		2013-04-09 03:07:54 AM

neongoats: Summoner101: It can't get Romney elected

That's true. All the money in the known universe failed at that.

Which is really sad considering half the money in the known universe can get the average Farker laid, unlike the Internet.

pyrotek85		2013-04-09 03:10:03 AM

neongoats: I wonder how much family drama it caused, heh. "So, big bro, you not only stole the dog, but when you found out who the owner was, rather than doing the right thing, you left them a letter saying 'finders keepers', and then it got broadcast on the tv"

I don't know about you, but if that was my sibling, they would be on the receiving end of a biatch-fit, and maybe not get invited to the next holiday dinner. Dicks.

I'd be incredibly embarrassed if I received it as a gift and they refused to give it back, I don't even know how I'd talk to them. This is the kind of act that would make me question what other kinds of moral decisions they make, it's pretty heartless to do what they did.

neongoats		2013-04-09 03:15:26 AM

Summoner101: neongoats: Summoner101: It can't get Romney elected

That's true. All the money in the known universe failed at that.

Which is really sad considering half the money in the known universe can get the average Farker laid, unlike the Internet.

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ShawnDoc		2013-04-09 03:19:21 AM

WhiskeyBoy: According to the "ransom note" the dog was found at a gas station with a bandanna and a collar that had no tags. If Sara wanted to keep her dog, she should at the very least be sure it's properly tagged.

Did they take it to a vet or shelter and have it scanned for microchips?

neongoats		2013-04-09 03:20:43 AM

ShawnDoc: WhiskeyBoy: According to the "ransom note" the dog was found at a gas station with a bandanna and a collar that had no tags. If Sara wanted to keep her dog, she should at the very least be sure it's properly tagged.

Did they take it to a vet or shelter and have it scanned for microchips?

Seriously. "It didn't have any tags!" is of course what a dog thief is going to say. It's the dog equivalent of "oh, sorry dude, wallet was empty when I found it, I swear!"

fanbladesaresharp		2013-04-09 03:31:43 AM

Glad to hear the pup is back. He was obviously very missed. But "Gizmo"? Really? He looks more like Stripe than the cuddly Mogwai.

The Snow Dog		2013-04-09 03:34:20 AM

I hope simply Sherry gets mind-bogglingly constipated.

What a twunt.

Mitt Rmoney's Lame Ass Excuse Of The Day!		2013-04-09 03:36:00 AM

NO, PEONS!
IT WAS YOUR FAILURE THAT PREVENTED ME FROM ASSENDING ONTO MY OVAL THRONE OF EXALTED DESTINY!!! YOU FAILED TO VOTE OUT THE SCARY, BUT VERY PHOTOGENIC NEGRO! IN FACT I HAVE RECENTLY ABSORBED INTELLIGENCE THAT MOST OF YOU ONLY VOTED ONCE!!!
YOUR FAILURE IS YOUR FAILURE!
SUCK IT'S BITTER ROOT AND HOWL IN DESPAIR!!!

I SHALL REPAIR TO THE IVORY TOWER TO PONTIFICATE

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ShawnDoc		2013-04-09 03:36:33 AM

neongoats: Seriously. "It didn't have any tags!" is of course what a dog thief is going to say. It's the dog equivalent of "oh, sorry dude, wallet was empty when I found it, I swear!"

I know, just trying to point out there are other options, and most purebred dogs these days are microchipped. Ask around at vets if they know who the dog belonged to. Turn it in to animal control (where is usually the first place someone looks if their dog goes missing) or other local shelter/rescue. Put up signs found dog. Craigslist.

I hate the idea of "Gee, there's no tags. Woo hoo, free dog to sell or give to family!"

neongoats		2013-04-09 03:37:16 AM

ShawnDoc: neongoats: Seriously. "It didn't have any tags!" is of course what a dog thief is going to say. It's the dog equivalent of "oh, sorry dude, wallet was empty when I found it, I swear!"

I know, just trying to point out there are other options, and most purebred dogs these days are microchipped. Ask around at vets if they know who the dog belonged to. Turn it in to animal control (where is usually the first place someone looks if their dog goes missing) or other local shelter/rescue. Put up signs found dog. Craigslist.

I hate the idea of "Gee, there's no tags. Woo hoo, free dog to sell or give to family!"

No I agree, that was more towards the other poster.

ladyfortuna		2013-04-09 03:53:16 AM

Ahh the internets. Is there anything it can't do?

It has yet to restore any sense of self-worth to me...

Dead for Tax Reasons		2013-04-09 04:01:09 AM

neongoats: ShawnDoc: WhiskeyBoy: According to the "ransom note" the dog was found at a gas station with a bandanna and a collar that had no tags. If Sara wanted to keep her dog, she should at the very least be sure it's properly tagged.

Did they take it to a vet or shelter and have it scanned for microchips?

Seriously. "It didn't have any tags!" is of course what a dog thief is going to say. It's the dog equivalent of "oh, sorry dude, wallet was empty when I found it, I swear!"

Properly tagged dog

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HotWingAgenda		2013-04-09 04:04:59 AM

I came in here to point out that someone just conned this dumb blonde out of a purebred puppy and free supplies, but pretty much everyone else here beat me to it.

doglover		2013-04-09 06:01:38 AM

vossiewulf: Gizmo was returned in exchange for a pure-bred Yorkie puppy and a gift card for supplies ransom.

Sweet folks.

This.

Gizmo should have been exchanged for only hanging the people that GAVE the dog as a gift and sparing the lives of the ones who received it.

abhorrent1		2013-04-09 06:39:26 AM

So the people that had the dog saw the video and contacted her? What does any of this have to do with the "kindness of cyber strangers"?

Mangoose		2013-04-09 07:26:07 AM

I don't know if it can or not, but, it won't help ugly people.

chubby muppet		2013-04-09 03:10:08 PM

vossiewulf: Gizmo was returned in exchange for a pure-bred Yorkie puppy and a gift card for supplies ransom.

Sweet folks.

This. What the Fark.

Jeepman1974		2013-04-10 01:03:45 PM

She looks like karla homolka.

/to lazy to find the similar pics...

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