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		NH man busted in Maine for 41 pounds of illegal baby eels, with an estimated street value of $82,000 (wgme.com)		16
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yukichigai		2013-04-09 06:47:57 AM

3 votes:

If only he'd waited until they were 18....

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-04-08 11:34:57 PM

3 votes:

If there's a silver lining for this thief, it's that time eels all wounds.

Hoopy Frood		2013-04-09 07:59:39 AM

2 votes:

When you swim and you feel
Something nip at your heel,
That's a moray...

LonMead		2013-04-09 06:22:20 AM

2 votes:

Eels?

My hovercraft is full of them.

SpikeStrip		2013-04-09 12:35:07 AM

2 votes:

AcesFull: He'll have to go with the."they planted them on me" defense...

unless he can conger up a better defense.

MrHappyRotter		2013-04-08 11:02:37 PM

2 votes:

If eels weren't so darned tasty things like this wouldn't happen -- slithering around with those delicious bodies, wiggling their meat around all up in my face.

ukexpat		2013-04-09 10:34:10 AM

1 votes:

Did his nipples explode with delight?

solitary		2013-04-09 08:12:36 AM

1 votes:

Eels up inside ya, findin an entrance where they can

untaken_name		2013-04-09 06:47:12 AM

1 votes:

Nuclear Monk: abhorrent1: in what's being called the biggest case of illegal eel possession

Have cases of illegal eel possession often, do ya?

Who do you call if someone you know is possessed by eels? Doesn't seem like this would be something handled by a Catholic priest.

Try your local Phô place.

Nuclear Monk		2013-04-09 06:42:58 AM

1 votes:

abhorrent1: in what's being called the biggest case of illegal eel possession

Have cases of illegal eel possession often, do ya?

Who do you call if someone you know is possessed by eels? Doesn't seem like this would be something handled by a Catholic priest.

abhorrent1		2013-04-09 06:27:26 AM

1 votes:

in what's being called the biggest case of illegal eel possession

Have cases of illegal eel possession often, do ya?

Point02GPA		2013-04-09 06:10:53 AM

1 votes:

More like undocumented baby eels. No eel is illegal.

mamoru		2013-04-09 05:17:33 AM

1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If there's a silver lining for this thief, it's that time eels all wounds.

SpikeStrip: AcesFull: He'll have to go with the."they planted them on me" defense...

unless he can conger up a better defense.

Anago out on a limb here and and say that any moray these puns will make people angry. :-/