"I Like Weiner"

(similar to "I Like Ike")

Some politicians will put anything old thing in Gracie Mansion, but Wiener answers to a higher authority.

"I got your mayor right here"

Finally, a Weiner in New York that CAN'T be bought for a dollar.

/now with voting goodness

Vote for a candidate you know won't retweet in a fight.

Wrap my cock around this city and start it like a lawn mower.

"Ask Not what Weiner can  do for you.  Ask what you can do for Weiner!"

Anthony Weiner - Some politicians act like them, but he'll send you hourly pictures of his.

Get up New York with Weiner

Feeling down?  Whisk Weiner in to the mayoral oriffice!

Weiner for Mayor. Weiner Weiner Weiner.

"Weiner: always shaking twice"

A Hard Man for Hard Times.

Vote Weiner for a happy ending!

It takes a big dick to run the Big Apple

You can count on Weiner to not choke when things get hard!

DICK JOKE

Wiener: The Cock of the Walk

"NY Gays for Weiner"

Vote for Weiner, be a smarty
Come and join the Lemon Party!

Vote for the cock, it's important.

Vote First Resp0nse

Weiner: Why be screwed by anyone else?

Weiner is hotdogging for the Big Salami. You never sausage a thing!

New York deserves a little Weiner.

You don't have to be a Private Dick to vote for this Public Weiner

Oh, I wish I was an New York Mayor Weiner,
that is what I'd truly like to be,
'cause if I were an New York Mayor Weiner,
everyone would be in love with me.

Weiner: Pointing New York in the Right Direction
Weiner: Cocked, Loaded, and Ready to Shoot for the Eye. . . Oops, I mean sky!

Anthony Weiner: Unlike the Twin Towers, I'm Still Erect

Weiner: I got a strong head for the issues

CeroX: Oh, I wish I was an New York Mayor Weiner,
that is what I'd truly like to be,
'cause if I were an New York Mayor Weiner,
everyone would be in love with me.

"What I got you got to get and put it in you!"

If Marion Barry can do it, so can I... where my crack pipe!

I Anthony Weiner want to be your Mayor and represent your interests at city hall. Also, look at my hot, hot bod. And my penis! Look at it! Isn't it awesome? Yessiree, I've got quite the penis, don't I? I bet you've never seen anything quite like that before! Such an impressive throbbing piece of political man-meat. I love my penis, and you will too. Penis. For Mayor.

My pen is ready to sign the bills that will help the people of this city and open is my office door and if I am elected what will happen is prosperity.

"I want you to vote for me.  Not because it is easy, but because I am hard."

"A chicken in every pot, a cock in every pit..."

/ lame, I know
// I voted for Romney

Have You Seen This Weiner?

\now with voting...

Weiner, the dog hookers love to bite. And tell.

So! They laugh at my BONER, will they?! I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS ANTHONY WEINER CAN MAKE!"