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(NYPost)   Former Rep. Anthony Weiner, a man noted for his stand-up ways, is thinking about running for mayor of New York. Suggest a campaign slogan or bumper sticker   (nypost.com) divider line 159
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  2013-04-09 12:19:29 PM
Vote for me and I'll be the most transparent administration ever!
 
  2013-04-09 12:20:05 PM
Vote for me and I'll make put Dick Cheney, Tim Johnson, Richard Swett, and Larry Craig on my cabinet. No particular reason. Oh, and I'll have Richard Cheese play for me inauguration.
 
  2013-04-09 12:20:23 PM
Wiener: expect full disclosure!
 
  2013-04-09 12:20:43 PM
'I like Ike' worked pretty well for Eisenhower why not...I like Weiner (penis).
 
  2013-04-09 12:22:01 PM
In Chinatown they could simply go with "Erect Weiner"
 
  2013-04-09 12:23:40 PM
Weiner - he can rise to the occasion.
Weiner - he's got one eye on New York.


/once more, now with voting for great justice
 
  2013-04-09 12:23:44 PM
"I got your mayor swinging."
 
  2013-04-09 12:23:59 PM
I'm Weiner.
My opponent sucks.
No, you can't watch.
 
das
  2013-04-09 12:24:22 PM
Done in two!!!!
 
  2013-04-09 12:25:38 PM
A Man. A Plan. A Canal. Penis.
 
  2013-04-09 12:26:07 PM
"If you can read this, I'm flaccid."
 
  2013-04-09 12:27:29 PM
a New York tradition: tube-steak smothered in underwear

Blood-Log for Mayor!
 
  2013-04-09 12:28:00 PM
RISE
 
  2013-04-09 12:28:10 PM
A Bigger Slice of PIE
Vote Weiner!
 
  2013-04-09 12:28:15 PM
"Put my dick in Gracie Mansion and I'll put my dick in your Red Line."
 
  2013-04-09 12:30:31 PM
"I'll keep one eye on government, one eye on business and one eye on pussy."
 
  2013-04-09 12:32:53 PM
"You've tried the Bloomberg. Now try the BOOM-berg."
 
  2013-04-09 12:33:01 PM
Cut - Hung - DDF

vote Weiner
 
  2013-04-09 12:35:07 PM
Weiner: I'd like your schwing vote.

/Weiner: Four Years of Dick Jokes
 
  2013-04-09 12:36:03 PM
You've already seen me at my worst.
Vote Weiner.
 
  2013-04-09 12:36:16 PM
"There's a vas deferens between me and my competitors."
 
  2013-04-09 12:37:09 PM
"Weiner... a nude erection for New York "
 
  2013-04-09 12:38:01 PM
Anthony Weiner: Experience you can count on, in both the 1st- and 2nd-oldest professions
 
  2013-04-09 12:38:43 PM
"Anthony Weiner. A penis is a terrible thing to waste."
 
  2013-04-09 12:38:52 PM
Anthony Weiner is New York City's Weiner.
 
  2013-04-09 12:39:40 PM
Don't be a dick.... VOTE WEINER!
 
  2013-04-09 12:40:32 PM
BREITBART HACKS MY PHONE. BREITBART DIES. ANY QUESTIONS?
 
  2013-04-09 12:40:43 PM
"Those pics were no accident. I took them on priapus."
 
  2013-04-09 12:40:57 PM
Imagine sticking a Weiner in the Mayor's Orifice!
 
  2013-04-09 12:41:17 PM
If your mayor has been Bloomberg, you're probably sick,
And for a super-sized drink, you'll give him a kick.
So this November, be smart, don't be thick,
Vote for Anthony Weiner and his giant
platform of drink reform.
//now with votey
 
  2013-04-09 12:43:17 PM
Anthony Weiner - Worth a second glans.
 
  2013-04-09 12:43:36 PM
"I would remind you that penis in the penis of penis is no penis!"

/penis
 
  2013-04-09 12:44:22 PM
If you liked Koch,
YOU'LL LOVE WEINER!
 
  2013-04-09 12:45:55 PM
I talk softly but carry a big stick.
 
  2013-04-09 12:46:44 PM
You know you want the D, New York.
 
  2013-04-09 12:48:14 PM
WEINER: Thrusting ahead!
 
  2013-04-09 12:51:16 PM
Better the Weiner you know...
 
  2013-04-09 12:51:59 PM
I'm stuck in an election, I'm so very scared.
 
  2013-04-09 12:53:14 PM
Balls in your court: Erect Weiner for Mayor!
 
  2013-04-09 12:54:03 PM
he should embrace the iconic 'I ♥ NY' slogan of the past... maybe even print up buttons and t-shirts with just the ♥ symbol... but don't call it 'love'... you should say you have your 'heart on' when you are wearing your ♥ t-shirt or ♥ button... you have your heart on for the great city of New York... you have your heart on for Mayor Weiner... you have your heart on for AMERICA!
 
  2013-04-09 12:59:01 PM
Weiner: A politician that sticks his dick in your inbox instead of in your ass
 
  2013-04-09 12:59:56 PM
Weiner: He understands how his cell phone works.

/Smarter than 95% of Congress.
 
  2013-04-09 01:02:10 PM
Weiner: Safe around your sons.
 
  2013-04-09 01:02:17 PM
"Something big is coming this election year..."
 
  2013-04-09 01:03:26 PM
Weiner: Leading The Way
 
  2013-04-09 01:05:53 PM
Weiner, getting out the Swing vote!
 
  2013-04-09 01:07:56 PM
Weiner: In for the Win!/now with voting goodness...
 
  2013-04-09 01:09:36 PM
Ketchup New York
You Bet Your Buns
Wiener Will Cut The Mustard


penis
 
  2013-04-09 01:11:43 PM
"Don't you want A Weiner standing up for you?"
 
  2013-04-09 01:14:27 PM
"Weiner by name, weiner by nature"
 
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