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feckingmorons		2013-04-09 12:26:47 AM

Vote for me and I will send you pictures of my penis.

Relatively Obscure		2013-04-09 12:44:54 AM

TrollingForColumbine		2013-04-09 10:53:08 AM

This is your rifle this is your gun this one's for banning this one's for puns.

Elandriel		2013-04-09 11:38:19 AM

"A real working stiff."

WTF Indeed		2013-04-09 12:01:57 PM

"A Chicken in Every Pot and a Dick in Every Inbox!"

Tarl3k		2013-04-09 12:02:22 PM

Penis, Weiner; tomato, tomatoe

LessO2		2013-04-09 12:02:34 PM

Vote for me this erection.

darth_badger		2013-04-09 12:03:49 PM

You'd be nuts not to love Weiner.

scubamage		2013-04-09 12:04:36 PM

She loves the Weiner, shouldn't you?

monoski		2013-04-09 12:05:01 PM

Hey, it is not going to suck itself.

Bareefer Obonghit		2013-04-09 12:05:29 PM

Anthony Weiner 2013:
HardOn Crime

gja		2013-04-09 12:05:43 PM

"My name is Anthony Weiner, and if elected I will word HARD for you".

/i am sure he will be stiff competition in the race
//slashies for the double-entedres

deadsanta		2013-04-09 12:05:47 PM

"Anthony Weiner for Mayor."

WTF Indeed		2013-04-09 12:05:47 PM

"New Yorkers Love a Weiner."

hinten		2013-04-09 12:06:19 PM

Another man that gets around.

Omegamerc		2013-04-09 12:08:05 PM

"Who else but a slender, hard, working, Wiener for these, hard, working times!_Penis."

Frankenstorm		2013-04-09 12:08:34 PM

There's a little Weiner in all of us

offacue		2013-04-09 12:09:06 PM

Weiner, Nothing To Hide

ParallelUniverseParking		2013-04-09 12:09:27 PM

Dammit gotta click if I want to get votes:

"Standing tall for New York"

genepool lifeboat		2013-04-09 12:10:05 PM

One Weiner to rule them all.

WTF Indeed		2013-04-09 12:10:08 PM

Don't be a schmuck: Vote Weiner.

DigitalCoffee		2013-04-09 12:10:11 PM

Zimmerman Flew and Tyler Knew

Klippoklondike		2013-04-09 12:10:29 PM

Me penis destroyed a career. Imagine what it could do to crime!

Rann Xerox		2013-04-09 12:10:39 PM

Weiner: Don't Let the Smooth Taste Fool Ya!

offacue		2013-04-09 12:10:41 PM

We will show you Weiner is the best

Super Chronic		2013-04-09 12:10:45 PM

Now with voting enabled:

"I lean left and have the pictures to prove it!"

Frankenstorm		2013-04-09 12:11:31 PM

A vote for Weiner is a vote for weiners

Hobodeluxe		2013-04-09 12:11:50 PM

Anthony Weiner: At least I didn't abandon my post for a walk on the Appalachian trail.

/now with voting goodness

MeSoHomely		2013-04-09 12:12:53 PM

MeSoHomely: Why should my family be the only ones to benefit from the Weiner?

/Now, with Voting

dittybopper		2013-04-09 12:12:57 PM

This is New York. I'm a Democrat. You *HAVE* to vote for me.

Cyberluddite		2013-04-09 12:13:18 PM

"Weiner: He's just an ordinary working stiff, but nobody else measures up"

Boojum2k		2013-04-09 12:13:39 PM

Boojum2k: Weiner: A New Direction for New York

Brain engaged. Voting enabled.

Frankenstorm		2013-04-09 12:13:42 PM

Call me Tony

JFC		2013-04-09 12:13:56 PM

Weiner Party Member

BraveNewCheneyWorld		2013-04-09 12:14:32 PM

Less of a dick than Bloomberg.

blatz514		2013-04-09 12:14:47 PM

"This Weiner will straight up, stand tall for you!"

Frankenstorm		2013-04-09 12:15:01 PM

New Yorkers love a Weiner!

offacue		2013-04-09 12:15:21 PM

Nothing Beats the Weiner

EdNortonsTwin		2013-04-09 12:15:34 PM

"Standing-Up For The Little Guy"
with

A.Weiner

Snarfangel		2013-04-09 12:15:47 PM

Neener Neener, Vote For Weiner!

blatz514		2013-04-09 12:15:59 PM

"Vote for me and joint the Pen15 club!"

Soygen		2013-04-09 12:16:04 PM

Let's erect a new future together. Vote Weiner 2014!

Frankenstorm		2013-04-09 12:16:34 PM

Weiner: You know where I've been

Prey4reign		2013-04-09 12:16:49 PM

Weiner 2014: Because at least you know what kind of a schmuck you're getting.

Now with voting goodness

globalwarmingpraiser		2013-04-09 12:17:18 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Anthony Weiner: Educated, progressive, diverse, and from New York. He's the whole package.

Now with voting

hdhale		2013-04-09 12:18:02 PM

The Weiner That New York Awaited

blatz514		2013-04-09 12:18:06 PM

"Through thick and thin, the ups and downs, the ins and outs; I will work through the night for you."

MeSoHomely		2013-04-09 12:18:19 PM

MeSoHomely: I will work hard for you, penetrating to the core of special interests, while standing tall and proud and never failing to deliver for you.

/Remember, kids, click the ###### enable voting button before Add Comment!

ianthetexan		2013-04-09 12:18:56 PM

Weiner: Hard on crime.

offacue		2013-04-09 12:19:27 PM

Not only will Weiner work hard for you, Weiner will BE hard for you

neversubmit		2013-04-09 12:19:29 PM

Vote for me and I'll be the most transparent administration ever!

csi_yellowknife		2013-04-09 12:20:05 PM

Vote for me and I'll make put Dick Cheney, Tim Johnson, Richard Swett, and Larry Craig on my cabinet. No particular reason. Oh, and I'll have Richard Cheese play for me inauguration.

HelloNeuman		2013-04-09 12:20:23 PM

Wiener: expect full disclosure!

Sofa King Smart		2013-04-09 12:20:43 PM

'I like Ike' worked pretty well for Eisenhower why not...I like Weiner (penis).

DigitalCoffee		2013-04-09 12:22:01 PM

In Chinatown they could simply go with "Erect Weiner"

Agent Smiths Laugh		2013-04-09 12:23:40 PM

Weiner - he can rise to the occasion.
Weiner - he's got one eye on New York.

/once more, now with voting for great justice

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-09 12:23:44 PM

"I got your mayor swinging."

hammettman		2013-04-09 12:23:59 PM

I'm Weiner.
My opponent sucks.
No, you can't watch.

das		2013-04-09 12:24:22 PM

Done in two!!!!

Senator Worthington Fuller		2013-04-09 12:25:38 PM

A Man. A Plan. A Canal. Penis.

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-09 12:26:07 PM

"If you can read this, I'm flaccid."

strapp3r		2013-04-09 12:27:29 PM

a New York tradition: tube-steak smothered in underwear

Blood-Log for Mayor!

verbaltoxin		2013-04-09 12:28:00 PM

RISE

kindms		2013-04-09 12:28:10 PM

A Bigger Slice of PIE
Vote Weiner!

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-09 12:28:15 PM

"Put my dick in Gracie Mansion and I'll put my dick in your Red Line."

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-09 12:30:31 PM

"I'll keep one eye on government, one eye on business and one eye on pussy."

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-09 12:32:53 PM

"You've tried the Bloomberg. Now try the BOOM-berg."

TomD9938		2013-04-09 12:33:01 PM

Cut - Hung - DDF

vote Weiner

HiFiGuy		2013-04-09 12:35:07 PM

Weiner: I'd like your schwing vote.

/Weiner: Four Years of Dick Jokes

chrisacip		2013-04-09 12:36:03 PM

You've already seen me at my worst.
Vote Weiner.

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-09 12:36:16 PM

"There's a vas deferens between me and my competitors."

The Fifth Dentist		2013-04-09 12:37:09 PM

"Weiner... a nude erection for New York "

another cultural observer		2013-04-09 12:38:01 PM

Anthony Weiner: Experience you can count on, in both the 1st- and 2nd-oldest professions

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-09 12:38:43 PM

"Anthony Weiner. A penis is a terrible thing to waste."

cgraves67		2013-04-09 12:38:52 PM

Anthony Weiner is New York City's Weiner.

Rann Xerox		2013-04-09 12:39:40 PM

Don't be a dick.... VOTE WEINER!

EyeballKid		2013-04-09 12:40:32 PM

BREITBART HACKS MY PHONE. BREITBART DIES. ANY QUESTIONS?

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-09 12:40:43 PM

"Those pics were no accident. I took them on priapus."

OdradekRex		2013-04-09 12:40:57 PM

Imagine sticking a Weiner in the Mayor's Orifice!

reillan		2013-04-09 12:41:17 PM

If your mayor has been Bloomberg, you're probably sick,
And for a super-sized drink, you'll give him a kick.
So this November, be smart, don't be thick,
Vote for Anthony Weiner and his giant
platform of drink reform.
//now with votey

bagumpity		2013-04-09 12:43:17 PM

Anthony Weiner - Worth a second glans.

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-09 12:43:36 PM

"I would remind you that penis in the penis of penis is no penis!"

/penis

Devolving_Spud		2013-04-09 12:44:22 PM

If you liked Koch,
YOU'LL LOVE WEINER!

Ghastly		2013-04-09 12:45:55 PM

I talk softly but carry a big stick.

Spandau		2013-04-09 12:46:44 PM

You know you want the D, New York.

Devolving_Spud		2013-04-09 12:48:14 PM

WEINER: Thrusting ahead!

GameSprocket		2013-04-09 12:51:16 PM

Better the Weiner you know...

Uglybarnacle		2013-04-09 12:51:59 PM

I'm stuck in an election, I'm so very scared.

Doom On You		2013-04-09 12:53:14 PM

Balls in your court: Erect Weiner for Mayor!

Sofa King Smart		2013-04-09 12:54:03 PM

he should embrace the iconic 'I ♥ NY' slogan of the past... maybe even print up buttons and t-shirts with just the ♥ symbol... but don't call it 'love'... you should say you have your 'heart on' when you are wearing your ♥ t-shirt or ♥ button... you have your heart on for the great city of New York... you have your heart on for Mayor Weiner... you have your heart on for AMERICA!

falcon176		2013-04-09 12:59:01 PM

Weiner: A politician that sticks his dick in your inbox instead of in your ass

The Irresponsible Captain		2013-04-09 12:59:56 PM

Weiner: He understands how his cell phone works.

/Smarter than 95% of Congress.

The Irresponsible Captain		2013-04-09 01:02:10 PM

Weiner: Safe around your sons.

CeroX		2013-04-09 01:02:17 PM

"Something big is coming this election year..."

JungleBoogie		2013-04-09 01:03:26 PM

Weiner: Leading The Way

grokca		2013-04-09 01:05:53 PM

Weiner, getting out the Swing vote!

horslips		2013-04-09 01:07:56 PM

Weiner: In for the Win!/now with voting goodness...

Nothing To See Here		2013-04-09 01:09:36 PM

Ketchup New York
You Bet Your Buns
Wiener Will Cut The Mustard

penis

rkettens		2013-04-09 01:11:43 PM

"Don't you want A Weiner standing up for you?"

ukexpat		2013-04-09 01:14:27 PM

"Weiner by name, weiner by nature"

Bullseyed		2013-04-09 01:14:41 PM

"I Like Weiner"

(similar to "I Like Ike")

blatz514		2013-04-09 01:14:49 PM

"Weiner: picture me leading you with all my stamina."

ferretman		2013-04-09 01:15:14 PM

"Since you are all uneducated dumb-asses who constantly elect corrupt politicians, vote for me for Mayor"

blatz514		2013-04-09 01:16:13 PM

"Vote Weiner, because it feels good to be on top!"

jehovahs witness protection		2013-04-09 01:17:15 PM

New York needs a bigger dick than Bloomberg, and I'm the man for the job.

brilett		2013-04-09 01:18:38 PM

Some politicians will put anything old thing in Gracie Mansion, but Wiener answers to a higher authority.

Jekylman		2013-04-09 01:20:51 PM

"I got your mayor right here"

mike_d85		2013-04-09 01:22:33 PM

Finally, a Weiner in New York that CAN'T be bought for a dollar.

/now with voting goodness

mike_d85		2013-04-09 01:23:12 PM

Vote for a candidate you know won't retweet in a fight.

cousndick		2013-04-09 01:23:27 PM

Wrap my cock around this city and start it like a lawn mower.

Devolving_Spud		2013-04-09 01:23:30 PM

"Ask Not what Weiner can do for you. Ask what you can do for Weiner!"

echomike23		2013-04-09 01:27:09 PM

Weiner...he's both a rock and a hard place!

Chalnoth		2013-04-09 01:27:27 PM

Anthony Weiner - Some politicians act like them, but he'll send you hourly pictures of his.

Get up New York with Weiner

Feeling down? Whisk Weiner in to the mayoral oriffice!

SmithHiller		2013-04-09 01:29:27 PM

Weiner for Mayor. Weiner Weiner Weiner.

farkingatwork		2013-04-09 01:32:14 PM

"Weiner: always shaking twice"

plewis		2013-04-09 01:33:21 PM

A Hard Man for Hard Times.

SultanofSchwing		2013-04-09 01:33:28 PM

"Never afraid to Cross Swords"

Kaltros		2013-04-09 01:35:28 PM

Vote Weiner for a happy ending!

charnov		2013-04-09 01:36:36 PM

It takes a big dick to run the Big Apple

SultanofSchwing		2013-04-09 01:38:52 PM

"Decisions that are easy to swallow."

UberNeuman		2013-04-09 01:41:40 PM

You can count on Weiner to not choke when things get hard!

DICK JOKE

FatherChaos		2013-04-09 01:41:51 PM

Wiener: The Cock of the Walk

Devolving_Spud		2013-04-09 01:42:43 PM

"NY Gays for Weiner"

Boinkers HTML		2013-04-09 01:42:50 PM

Vote for Weiner, be a smarty
Come and join the Lemon Party!

TheGogmagog		2013-04-09 01:43:30 PM

There's a Hole in NY that only Wiener can fill..
cdn.mgsrvr.com

jjorsett		2013-04-09 01:47:36 PM

Vote for the cock, it's important.

traylor		2013-04-09 01:50:54 PM

Vote First Resp0nse

JonnyBGoode		2013-04-09 01:52:26 PM

Weiner: Why be screwed by anyone else?

Snarfangel		2013-04-09 01:53:00 PM

Weiner is hotdogging for the Big Salami. You never sausage a thing!

MeSoHomely		2013-04-09 01:53:02 PM

Have him run with Robert Knuts on his team for City Council.

Weiner and Knuts--together, you're guaranteed to score.

stuffy		2013-04-09 02:01:09 PM

New York deserves a little Weiner.

CeroX		2013-04-09 02:02:20 PM

You don't have to be a Private Dick to vote for this Public Weiner

CeroX		2013-04-09 02:05:26 PM

Oh, I wish I was an New York Mayor Weiner,
that is what I'd truly like to be,
'cause if I were an New York Mayor Weiner,
everyone would be in love with me.

some0nefamous		2013-04-09 02:06:08 PM

Weiner: Pointing New York in the Right Direction
Weiner: Cocked, Loaded, and Ready to Shoot for the Eye. . . Oops, I mean sky!

negativ9		2013-04-09 02:08:48 PM

Anthony Weiner: Unlike the Twin Towers, I'm Still Erect

silvervial		2013-04-09 02:09:15 PM

Wiener: He'll work long and hard for you

tlenon		2013-04-09 02:09:16 PM

Weiner: I got a strong head for the issues

CeroX		2013-04-09 02:17:22 PM

CeroX: Oh, I wish I was an New York Mayor Weiner,
that is what I'd truly like to be,
'cause if I were an New York Mayor Weiner,
everyone would be in love with me.

i456.photobucket.com

JonnyBGoode		2013-04-09 02:19:23 PM

"What I got you got to get and put it in you!"

Joe Blowme		2013-04-09 02:29:34 PM

If Marion Barry can do it, so can I... where my crack pipe!

brantgoose		2013-04-09 02:31:41 PM

Too many posts on the general theme "Weiner stands up for you!" theme, so I'll just contribute to the social media campaign with a slightly different slogan:

Put a Weiner in Gracie..
His promise to you: WYSIWYG

Max Awesome		2013-04-09 02:40:13 PM

I Anthony Weiner want to be your Mayor and represent your interests at city hall. Also, look at my hot, hot bod. And my penis! Look at it! Isn't it awesome? Yessiree, I've got quite the penis, don't I? I bet you've never seen anything quite like that before! Such an impressive throbbing piece of political man-meat. I love my penis, and you will too. Penis. For Mayor.

Senator Worthington Fuller		2013-04-09 03:11:23 PM

My pen is ready to sign the bills that will help the people of this city and open is my office door and if I am elected what will happen is prosperity.

nakedcritic		2013-04-09 03:22:29 PM

Weiner: Big On Twitter

Buttbone McGillicutty		2013-04-09 03:48:12 PM

"I want you to vote for me. Not because it is easy, but because I am hard."

Huron77		2013-04-09 04:00:08 PM

"A chicken in every pot, a cock in every pit..."

/ lame, I know
// I voted for Romney

Technoir		2013-04-09 04:18:50 PM

Have You Seen This Weiner?

UberNeuman		2013-04-09 04:47:09 PM

\now with voting...

6655321		2013-04-09 04:47:17 PM

Weiner, the dog hookers love to bite. And tell.

LordJiro		2013-04-09 04:54:29 PM

So! They laugh at my BONER, will they?! I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS ANTHONY WEINER CAN MAKE!"

cyberspacedout		2013-04-09 04:56:23 PM

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

cyberspacedout		2013-04-09 04:57:13 PM

Weinier: a mayor who will rise to the occasion.

The_Eliminator		2013-04-09 06:06:40 PM

W E I N E R
===D for Mayor

Now with voting enabled! (for mayor)

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker		2013-04-09 06:11:10 PM

"Vote for Weiner, at least with him you know what you're getting"

Nothing To See Here		2013-04-09 06:27:12 PM

Why Wait New York
I Can Stick It Out
For Your Vote
WEINER

penis

phantomerick		2013-04-09 06:52:32 PM

My Wife is Humma Weiner
What More Can You Ask?

storm16		2013-04-09 07:59:33 PM

Not as big of a Weiner as Nanny Bloomberg.

gadian		2013-04-10 12:05:47 AM

Weiner: Prominent and recognizable.

johobe		2013-04-10 03:01:26 PM

Everybody Has Something to Hide, Except for Me and My Monkey.

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