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tillerman35:Between these dudes and the asshats that swipe the flowers off of graves and then sell them at roadside stands near the cemetery, I'm glad my kids and wife know my wishes: my body is to be cremated and the ashes sent to the IRS. I figure they owned the majority share of me during my adult wage-earning years, so they ought to have first dibs on whatever is left over.
Dude, contact your local teaching hospital and get into their "donated body" program. Your loved ones won't be bothered with any of that. You'll be off getting shot at or crashing into cars before they get the wake started...and without that big bill, they can have a real good time saluting you.
"They've been selling them to recycling centers in Volusia County."
There's your problem right there. Just like the cooper theft epidemic, you'll never put an end to it until you crack down on the places buying it. Recording ID's on 100% of all scrap transaction would be a good start.
shirt it!
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