tillerman35: Between these dudes and the asshats that swipe the flowers off of graves and then sell them at roadside stands near the cemetery, I'm glad my kids and wife know my wishes: my body is to be cremated and the ashes sent to the IRS. I figure they owned the majority share of me during my adult wage-earning years, so they ought to have first dibs on whatever is left over.
hoyt clagwell: Testify! I've seen a lot of grave markers with missing vases at cemeteries in Miami. Kinda sad when you just want to leave a bunch of flowers and there's no vase to hold them. Drink cups from Pollo Tropical just don't cut it. :(
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