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(Daily Mail)   If you pay for a 'Budget Boob Job' you should not be surprised if it's botched (Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-04-09 10:08:06 AM  

Mega Steve: miss diminutive: I thought breast enhancement surgeries went in under the armpit, not directly under the breast.

Either way, that doctor dropped the ball.

The armpit or belly button is the way GOOD surgeons do things, these days. Obviously, this quack is one or two steps away from pumping in fix-a-flat


::thinks about htf you'd insert implants through a belly button::

::realizes you're probably talking about tummy tucks / lipo::

::relieved::
 
2013-04-09 10:40:08 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: That's what you get when your plastic surgeon graduated from...


That pic makes my eyes hurt like the one with the girl with 4 eyes and 2 mouths.
/no, she's not wearing glasses.
 
2013-04-09 10:45:33 AM  

namegoeshere: Bravo Two: gibbon1: robohobo: We haven't seen her 'before' rack. They might have been fried-egg floppers.

[i307.photobucket.com image 320x240]


She must have been previously heavy. That happens with weight loss.


...and often after a pregnancy.......


For a number of these women they just want back something they once had and have now lost.

I don't know of any men with this problem but then I don't know any eunichs.
 
2013-04-09 10:45:54 AM  
Wow, what a price to pay for a shiatty self esteem. Girl looked great before.
 
2013-04-09 10:53:10 AM  

OscarTamerz: I work in an OR in the OC and SoCal people who are crazy enough get their third world plastic surgery down in TJ even though it's turned into a war zone/slaughter house from Hostel. The surgeon made 4 bad mistakes. The incision is 3 times too long, the closurses were atrocious, the previous scars weren't excised and the subcutaneous tissue under the skin wasn't closed which is why the scars look so bad. The pec muscle wasn't cut vertically down from the nipple to the inframammary crease which gives the breast a "double bubble" effect and robs it of the pleasing lower roundness. It also makes the breast look compressed and unnatural. We actually have people from the UK come to our hospital because they don't want to take a chance on a Brit doctor.


My surgical tech days story is not augmentation but reduction as in Holy God where did you go to get those two Russian watermelons? ... and one time a repair surgery for an implant that had rotated so the lower rounded shape was now up above and her nipple ... well it wasn't where it was supposed to be.

Hack jobs and freaky to scrub for.
 
2013-04-09 10:58:05 AM  

Farking Lurker: No such thing as unaltered ugly titties, prove me wrong.


www.trainerjosh.com
 
2013-04-09 12:46:51 PM  
Tara Reid's nasty boob job was my favorite
 
2013-04-09 12:56:31 PM  
The last time my girlfriend looked into it it was 5k each. So 3 for the set, you get what you pay for.
 
2013-04-09 01:09:25 PM  

dv-ous: Mega Steve: miss diminutive: I thought breast enhancement surgeries went in under the armpit, not directly under the breast.

Either way, that doctor dropped the ball.

The armpit or belly button is the way GOOD surgeons do things, these days. Obviously, this quack is one or two steps away from pumping in fix-a-flat

::thinks about htf you'd insert implants through a belly button::

::realizes you're probably talking about tummy tucks / lipo::

::relieved::


Nope.
http://www.justbreastimplants.com/incisions/tuba.htm (Might not be safe for work)
 
2013-04-09 01:10:38 PM  

dv-ous: Mega Steve: miss diminutive: I thought breast enhancement surgeries went in under the armpit, not directly under the breast.

Either way, that doctor dropped the ball.

The armpit or belly button is the way GOOD surgeons do things, these days. Obviously, this quack is one or two steps away from pumping in fix-a-flat

::thinks about htf you'd insert implants through a belly button::

::realizes you're probably talking about tummy tucks / lipo::

::relieved::


Nope. Boob jobs. AKA Trans-umbilical breast augmentation. SFW and you're welcome for linking the Wiki and not the videos.
 
2013-04-09 01:34:42 PM  
Actually those look pretty good for post-op.   biatch chose "too big" and the docs probably said "smaller" but were ignored.

Lovin how they only managed to blur out the actual tips of the nips and left the puffies showing.
 
2013-04-09 03:37:05 PM  

OscarTamerz: So you like the sock monkey boobies they throw over their shoulders to feed the kid riding on their back?


I'm not sure "like" is the word I'd use, but I'd choose that over those scarred lumpy things women pay for.
 
2013-04-09 06:23:15 PM  
Sorry, but I don't think this is a "you get what you pay for" - she's Slovak and had it done in Slovakia, so it's not medical tourism.

The only reason this appears in the Fail is because it was bought and paid for by some plastic surgeon or lobbyist group.
 
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