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(Daily Mail)   If you pay for a 'Budget Boob Job' you should not be surprised if it's botched (Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-04-09 12:03:35 AM
If you pay for click on a 'Budget Boob Job' smoking hot Daily Fail link you should not be surprised if it's botched ugly (Not safe for work eyes)
 
2013-04-09 01:05:10 AM
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. Be happy with what you were born with.
 
2013-04-09 01:19:45 AM
How does this happen at all? I mean, really?

Think about it. You're a terrible "surgeon" and you know you're in way over your head. There's no possible way you can pass off a decent boob job, but you try anyway.

It's just not a good long term scam.

Maybe I'm too practical.

And ethical.
 
2013-04-09 01:33:52 AM
A great example of why a "satisfaction guarantee" is worthless. If they (anybody selling anything or doing any job for you) can't do it right the first time, can you trust them to make it better?
 
2013-04-09 01:46:26 AM
If you pay for a 'Budget Boob Job'
You really have self esteem issues and the money would be much better spent on counseling.
 
2013-04-09 02:09:35 AM
hostmypicture.com
 
2013-04-09 02:14:12 AM
You're always taking a risk by clicking on a Daily Fail link.
 
2013-04-09 04:50:35 AM
I thought breast enhancement surgeries went in under the armpit, not directly under the breast.

Either way, that doctor dropped the ball.
 
2013-04-09 05:20:34 AM
You get what you pay for.
 
2013-04-09 05:20:57 AM
images.thetruthaboutcars.com
 
2013-04-09 05:21:06 AM

miss diminutive: I thought breast enhancement surgeries went in under the armpit, not directly under the breast.

Either way, that doctor dropped the ball.


The armpit or belly button is the way GOOD surgeons do things, these days. Obviously, this quack is one or two steps away from pumping in fix-a-flat
 
2013-04-09 05:27:22 AM
Like bags of sand.
images.nymag.com
PERFECT!!!
 
2013-04-09 05:28:10 AM
But when the bandages were removed her breasts were left in such a terrible state that she returned to the clinic repeatedly for corrective follow-up operations, but each time the result was worse.

For fark's sake, how many times do they have to screw up before you don't go back?  If I hire someone to build a fence and they do a crappy job, I might give them a couple chances to make it right.  For something like surgery, I wouldn't go back after the first problem.  Did she think they were going to get better at it with practice?
 
2013-04-09 05:36:18 AM
Best forum nick ever...

or band name...
 
2013-04-09 05:44:48 AM
This is an opportunity that many of you are overlooking.

An attractive girl who's self confidence is shot is easy pickins for damn near any farker.
 
2013-04-09 05:48:49 AM

miss diminutive: I thought breast enhancement surgeries went in under the armpit, not directly under the breast.


He's probably an ER doc trying to make a little cash on the side. And of course, in the ER they're trying to save your life, not make you look pretty. Happens all the time. NPR did a show on it a few years back.
 
2013-04-09 05:57:34 AM

craggytabs: An attractive girl who's self confidence is shot is easy pickins for damn near any farker.


whose. That was easy.
 
2013-04-09 05:58:02 AM
Too bad, she was perfectly fine before.
 
2013-04-09 06:02:40 AM
That's what you get when your plastic surgeon graduated from...
s3.postimg.org
 
2013-04-09 06:02:55 AM

jaybeezey: Too bad, she was perfectly fine before.


We haven't seen her 'before' rack. They might have been fried-egg floppers.
 
2013-04-09 06:13:56 AM

robohobo: We haven't seen her 'before' rack. They might have been fried-egg floppers.


i307.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 06:26:10 AM
swimming costume?
 
2013-04-09 06:42:19 AM

robohobo: We haven't seen her 'before' rack. They might have been fried-egg floppers.


Anything real is better than anything fake.
 
2013-04-09 06:45:05 AM

Uncle Tractor: robohobo: We haven't seen her 'before' rack. They might have been fried-egg floppers.

Anything real is better than anything fake.


I'd agree, about 75% of the time. Then there's push-up bras and high heels, which are complete lie-wear. Also makeup. But sometimes a terrible rack needs some help.
 
2013-04-09 06:45:23 AM
I wonder if she's learned anything of the follys of vanity.

/no
 
2013-04-09 06:47:37 AM

abhorrent1: swimming costume?


Bathing suit. Neither one really works when translated into the other.

I generally go with swimsuit
 
2013-04-09 06:51:40 AM
Did anyone else think this was going to be about some Congressional shenanigans?
 
2013-04-09 06:55:25 AM
I'd be pissed too if my surgeon covered my tits in black boxes.

shiatty boobjob or not, those look like puffies, and you can't go wrong with puffies.
 
2013-04-09 06:57:54 AM

robohobo: We haven't seen her 'before' rack. They might have been fried-egg floppers.


I once dated a woman who had lost somewhere around 80 pounds. It wasn't until I saw her naked that I realized the effect this has on certain areas of the body. Her boobs were fried egg pancakes, and she had unusually long nipples which reminded me of little vienna sausages. My friends and I nick-named her "breakfast buffet".
 
2013-04-09 07:00:17 AM

WinoRhino: robohobo: We haven't seen her 'before' rack. They might have been fried-egg floppers.

I once dated a woman who had lost somewhere around 80 pounds. It wasn't until I saw her naked that I realized the effect this has on certain areas of the body. Her boobs were fried egg pancakes, and she had unusually long nipples which reminded me of little vienna sausages. My friends and I nick-named her "breakfast buffet".


lulz, and proof that sometime surgery IS a good idea.

/gross
 
2013-04-09 07:30:51 AM

MrBallou: It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. Be happy with what you were born with.


THIS
dumb biatch got dumb surgery and was confused when the results weren't PERFECT???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2013-04-09 07:38:41 AM
Uncensored

/NSFW, Lunch
 
2013-04-09 07:41:08 AM
I'm pretty sure I've seen those pictures on fark before..

Repeat?
 
hej
2013-04-09 07:43:53 AM
It's a good thing they censored her nipples.
 
2013-04-09 07:49:28 AM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-09 07:53:07 AM
Healthy, normal breasts should never be 'augmented'.
 
2013-04-09 08:04:54 AM
Thank God for The Daily Mail.
 
2013-04-09 08:06:45 AM

gibbon1: robohobo: We haven't seen her 'before' rack. They might have been fried-egg floppers.

[i307.photobucket.com image 320x240]


oh god, THAT is not safe for lunch (fried egg floppers). I once dumped a girl because her tits looked like a pair of used tube socks hanging off her chest. And she was 28! WTF?! I almost puked when I saw 'em, I just...yeah, there wsa nothing there! It's like a nice pair of tits were vacuumed out!

So much for breakfast. :(
 
2013-04-09 08:10:34 AM

robohobo: I'd agree, about 75% of the time. Then there's push-up bras and high heels, which are complete lie-wear. Also makeup.


Bras, heels and make-up can be removed / scraped off. Boob jobs are for life. The only two valid reasons for getting one (that I know of) is if the woman has had a mastectomy or has breasts so heavy they're breaking her back.

But sometimes a terrible rack needs some help.

I have never seen breasts that were so bad that surgery would make them look better, and I go to nudist beaches. I'm not saying they don't exist, but I've never seen em. Not even in old National Geographic magazines.
 
2013-04-09 08:21:33 AM
I work in an OR in the OC and SoCal people who are crazy enough get their third world plastic surgery down in TJ even though it's turned into a war zone/slaughter house from Hostel. The surgeon made 4 bad mistakes. The incision is 3 times too long, the closurses were atrocious, the previous scars weren't excised and the subcutaneous tissue under the skin wasn't closed which is why the scars look so bad. The pec muscle wasn't cut vertically down from the nipple to the inframammary crease which gives the breast a "double bubble" effect and robs it of the pleasing lower roundness. It also makes the breast look compressed and unnatural. We actually have people from the UK come to our hospital because they don't want to take a chance on a Brit doctor.
 
2013-04-09 08:21:52 AM
Did anyone else notice that the first 'after' photo is double-censored?
 
2013-04-09 08:30:53 AM

TeDDD: Did anyone else notice that the first 'after' photo is double-censored?


Shhhh, it's on double secret probation.
 
2013-04-09 08:34:42 AM

Uncle Tractor: robohobo: I have never seen breasts that were so bad that surgery would make them look better, and I go to nudist beaches. I'm not saying they don't exist, but I've never seen em. Not even in old National Geographic magazines.




So you like the sock monkey boobies they throw over their shoulders to feed the kid riding on their back?
 
2013-04-09 08:36:40 AM
Uncle Tractor:
I have never seen breasts that were so bad that surgery would make them look better, and I go to nudist beaches. I'm not saying they don't exist, but I've never seen em. Not even in old National Geographic magazines.

I don't think we read the same National Geographics.
 
2013-04-09 08:55:10 AM
Ugh. I want to build those things a little coffin so I can give them a tasteful funeral.

/Mournful tits
//Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra
///BRB, gonna pull up some FF-grade brain bleach
 
2013-04-09 09:01:52 AM
No such thing as unaltered ugly titties, prove me wrong.
 
2013-04-09 09:16:12 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: That's what you get when your plastic surgeon graduated from...
[s3.postimg.org image 437x600]


I think she is beautiful!
Coincidentally, my favorite artist is Pablo Picasso.
cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2013-04-09 09:38:03 AM
Better to have mosquito bites over lopsided and scarred enhancements.
 
2013-04-09 09:40:11 AM

Bravo Two: gibbon1: robohobo: We haven't seen her 'before' rack. They might have been fried-egg floppers.

[i307.photobucket.com image 320x240]

oh god, THAT is not safe for lunch (fried egg floppers). I once dumped a girl because her tits looked like a pair of used tube socks hanging off her chest. And she was 28! WTF?! I almost puked when I saw 'em, I just...yeah, there wsa nothing there! It's like a nice pair of tits were vacuumed out!

So much for breakfast. :(


She must have been previously heavy. That happens with weight loss.
 
2013-04-09 09:55:32 AM
There should be a photo menu of various boob quality with prices. The DeLuxe pair would cost more than Best Value, but less than Platinum Pearl spheres etc.
 
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