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(WBIR Knoxville)   I used to be a bouncer at a strip club, until I took an arrow to the knee   (wbir.com) divider line 52
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2013-04-08 08:43:45 PM  
Dang, I used to be a bouncer at a strip club.  Worst I ever dealt with was a blitzed Jamaican with a broken bottle.  He wasn't trying to hit my knee though.
 
2013-04-09 12:31:05 AM  
Looks like someone stole his sweet roll.
 
2013-04-09 12:31:33 AM  
Well done subby, well done
 
2013-04-09 12:31:39 AM  

Equilibrist: Dang, I used to be a bouncer at a strip club.  Worst I ever dealt with was a blitzed Jamaican with a broken bottle.  He wasn't trying to hit my knee though.


Your shin?
 
2013-04-09 12:33:35 AM  
Acme Hide-A-Bow kit?
 
2013-04-09 12:35:46 AM  
Patrolling outside a Knoxville strip club almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
 
2013-04-09 12:36:31 AM  
Authories have this sketch along with witnesses hearing the phrase "You have failed this city" repeatedly.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-04-09 12:39:33 AM  
Wanted for questioning:


www.crackingace.com
 
2013-04-09 12:41:07 AM  
He'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.
 
2013-04-09 12:42:14 AM  

Awesome T-Shirt: He'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.


Hail, summoner.  Maybe you could conjure him up a warm bed?
 
2013-04-09 12:46:24 AM  

Roguespider13: Authories have this sketch along with witnesses hearing the phrase "You have failed this city" repeatedly.

[www.blogcdn.com image 584x263]


Glad I'm not the only person on Fark who watches Arrow.
 
2013-04-09 12:47:19 AM  
Win.
 
2013-04-09 12:57:34 AM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: Patrolling outside a Knoxville strip club almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


Well all the strip clubs in Knoxville aren't THAT bad, but the one in question is.
 
2013-04-09 01:03:13 AM  
The Massacre at Wounded Knee. He should Sioux.
 
2013-04-09 01:04:19 AM  
Yoiks and AWAY!
 
2013-04-09 01:04:27 AM  
www.thescrib.com

Sorry, thought ya was a walker
 
2013-04-09 01:04:52 AM  
I do like this comment from the article::::

you know you might be a redneck when...you shoot the local strip club bouncer with an arrow cause you're too drunk to find your trigger safety key. LOL
 
2013-04-09 01:06:01 AM  
Well, that was pointless.
 
2013-04-09 01:07:16 AM  

KellyX: [www.thescrib.com image 500x357]

Sorry, thought ya was a walker


Done in less than 20!

/Don't stagger around drunk in zombie apocalypse
 
2013-04-09 01:09:30 AM  
 I wonder if it was a broad point?
 
2013-04-09 01:13:07 AM  
Arrow.  Apply directly to the knee.
Arrow.  Apply directly to the knee.
Arrow.  Apply directly to the knee.
 
2013-04-09 01:26:05 AM  
...with a helpful picture of what a POLICE LIGHT BAR might look like?!??!?!
 
2013-04-09 01:26:36 AM  

ciberido: Awesome T-Shirt: He'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

Hail, summoner.  Maybe you could conjure him up a warm bed?


I guess he wasn't interested in his honeyed words.
 
2013-04-09 01:33:48 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: I wonder if it was a broad point?


They say the guard was only treated for a minor injury, so it couldn't be a broadhead.  Probably just a target arrow.
 
2013-04-09 01:35:34 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

Assault bows.

Ban them.
 
2013-04-09 01:36:40 AM  

KellyX: [www.thescrib.com image 500x357]

Sorry, thought ya was a walker


Adding him to the TV version is one of the reasons why that show rocks.
 
2013-04-09 01:54:50 AM  
 
2013-04-09 01:56:32 AM  
Fun fact: If you want to raise some terror in a crowd you can shoot an arrow using a slingshot. You'll probably never hit a target but it's so random the terror works great by the third one. You could shoot them from a car and confuse the hell out of cops looking for bows.
 
2013-04-09 02:02:30 AM  

wildcardjack: Fun fact: If you want to raise some terror in a crowd you can shoot an arrow using a slingshot. You'll probably never hit a target but it's so random the terror works great by the third one. You could shoot them from a car and confuse the hell out of cops looking for bows.


Do we want to know how you learned all that?
 
2013-04-09 02:02:45 AM  
Ha!  That's the first time that meme EVER made me laugh!  I'm sure that's a great comfort to the bouncer.

I wonder if he'll ever, in the course of his entire life, actually use that line.  I would.  I'd use the hell out of it.  It must've hurt like a motherfarker, so I'd get any mileage out of it I could.  I'd grab my 15 minutes, say it in a news interview, make some t-shirts, etc. . .'cause, christ, a motherfarkin' arrow, man.
 
2013-04-09 02:09:10 AM  
Just hang out at the next local PowWow.  He or she will show up sooner or later.
 
2013-04-09 02:57:58 AM  
I never understand people who find beef with bouncers... like wtf.

/Although my best friend used to get paid under the table to beat the shiat out of people out back who gave bouncers crap at certain clubs, so maybe I'm biased
 
2013-04-09 03:12:04 AM  

Alonjar: I never understand people who find beef with bouncers... like wtf.

/Although my best friend used to get paid under the table to beat the shiat out of people out back who gave bouncers crap at certain clubs, so maybe I'm biased


Yeah, I agree. Settle down. If you are doing things to attract the attention of bouncers, you are ill-mannered and better hope you have some solid plasmids.
 
2013-04-09 03:33:15 AM  
Well he kind of deserved it for what he did to Beatrix.
 
2013-04-09 03:44:39 AM  

loveblondieo: Well he kind of deserved it for what he did to Beatrix.


To be fair, he had to hock a priceless Hanzo sword for 250. Or so he said.
 
2013-04-09 03:45:46 AM  
I don't dodge guilt and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance.
 
2013-04-09 05:29:11 AM  
I used to be a DJ at a strip club, and had to help with the occasional unruly customer. I took my lumps a couple of times, and dodged a longneck bottle once. What the aggro assholes had to worry about were the dancers. They were badasses with those high heel shoes. And we defended each other. Good group to work for.
 
2013-04-09 05:33:15 AM  
I blame Ted Nugent.
 
2013-04-09 06:57:53 AM  

wildcardjack: Fun fact: If you want to raise some terror in a crowd you can shoot an arrow using a slingshot. You'll probably never hit a target but it's so random the terror works great by the third one. You could shoot them from a car and confuse the hell out of cops looking for bows.


Actually... with a couple of cheap and easy modifications, you can dear hunt with a slingshot and arrow...

You need the following:

Upgraded bands (black bands)
Ring from a key ring
2 zip ties
plastic golf tee
Epoxy

replace the normal bands with the black hunting bands

remove the plastic knock from the back of the arrow
coat the stem of the golf tee liberally with epoxy
insert into arrow tube where knock was

zip tie the key ring between the 2 arms of the sling shot taking care to center the ring evenly

wait 24 hours for epoxy

insert the arrow through the key ring, and "knock" the arrow using the golf tee
draw, aim, release...

Dave Canterbury from Discovery Channel shows how here, here, and here...
 
2013-04-09 07:46:49 AM  

CeroX: Actually... with a couple of cheap and easy modifications, you can dear hunt with a slingshot and arrow...


I know that Cupid is depicted as shooting lovers with arrows, but I honestly don't think trying to do so yourself is the best way to win over a potential mate...
 
2013-04-09 07:49:38 AM  

RobSeace: CeroX: Actually... with a couple of cheap and easy modifications, you can dear hunt with a slingshot and arrow...

I know that Cupid is depicted as shooting lovers with arrows, but I honestly don't think trying to do so yourself is the best way to win over a potential mate...


well... if she's from alaska you can...
 
2013-04-09 07:50:00 AM  
gematsu.com

High chaos Corvo wanted for questioning.
 
2013-04-09 08:50:08 AM  
I worked as a bouncer for a couple years when I was younger. It was great for dating, but the pay was mediocre and you really can't make a career out of it. Discovered most bouncers were guys going through LEO training and waiting to get jobs as cops.
 
2013-04-09 09:03:27 AM  

CaptSacto: Well, that was pointless.


An arrowkneeous shot anyway...
 
2013-04-09 09:24:13 AM  
Pussy... graphic
 
2013-04-09 09:24:57 AM  
Bunch of friends of mine always frequented the same club.
One day they got into a tussle with 5-foot Hispanic guy with a chip on his shoulder.
My friends being regulars (and good tippers) were instantly 'assisted' by the bouncers who threw the guy out. Maybe even literally kicked the guy out.
Guy comes back and does a drive-by shooting.
There were two bouncers out, and I can't remember if one died and the other wounded or one wounded and the other escaped.
This was some years back.
The whole street ended up filled with cops...and who should drive by? Same guy.

I mean, I've heard of the saying that the criminal always comes back to the crime scene, but that was ridiculous.
People started shooting to the cops who just arrested the guy without any fuss.

Go figure.
 
2013-04-09 09:49:14 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Roguespider13: Authories have this sketch along with witnesses hearing the phrase "You have failed this city" repeatedly.

[www.blogcdn.com image 584x263]

Glad I'm not the only person on Fark who watches Arrow.


Last I checked there's about a dozen loyal viewers on here. It's been a great show so far.
 
2013-04-09 10:07:03 AM  

CaptSacto: Well, that was pointless.


No it wasn't, he got the point and the shaft and the feathers.
 
2013-04-09 10:23:58 AM  
We could have some common sense legislation to restrict quiver sizes if it wasn't for the NFAA buying out all of the politicians.
 
2013-04-09 10:25:22 AM  
What a bouncer may look like:
www.pankmagazine.com
/hot
 
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