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(Denver Post)   "Hey baby, I'll show you why they call is the cockpit," says another drunk 20-something facing federal charges for thinking he's cooler than he is when hitting on a flight attendant   (denverpost.com) divider line 91
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2013-04-08 08:47:40 PM
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2013-04-08 08:50:34 PM
Castle denied physically or verbally abusing the flight attendant, and told authorities she didn't like him or her job, according to the criminal compliant report.

If my job consisted of babysitting drunken, gropey married businessmen I wouldn't be much of a fan either.
 
2013-04-08 08:52:44 PM
It was a Tanqueray day.
 
2013-04-08 08:58:49 PM
Farking federal charges for hitting on a damn waitress. FFS America, what the hell has happened to you?
 
2013-04-08 08:58:53 PM

miss diminutive: Castle denied physically or verbally abusing the flight attendant, and told authorities she didn't like him or her job, according to the criminal compliant report.

If my job consisted of babysitting drunken, gropey married businessmen I wouldn't be much of a fan either.


so quit.
 
2013-04-08 09:01:40 PM
Pro-tip No matter how clever you think you are, they have heard it all before. many many times.
 
2013-04-08 09:03:12 PM

why they call is the cockpit


Presumably he was drunk and slurring.
 
2013-04-08 09:03:58 PM

"Yeah, that's what I said. There's me putting my bag up in the cupboard next thing ya know, I feel hands on me. Someone's touched me, touched my front... my front bottom. I can't believe it, I've gone all cold. I look around, he standing there isn't he? That steward with the guilty look on his face. I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed. Then his mate, the other one who was giving us all lessons on what we do if we land in the sea. How to wear your life jacket etc; He starts off, he starts looking at my all funny... suggestive.

Now I don't know if they're wanting me for a twosome or something, I don't know how they work it. But I'll tell you what, it scared me. I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a cigarette to calm me nerves. I was trembling, I was very emotional and that when all the rest of it happened. It's very regrettable. Now, I don't want to kick up a fuss, right, press charges... contact the British embassy. I'd rather not pursue those channels, that's not my style. I'm not that sort of a bloke.

I don't want to lose the man his job. Man's got to eat. And I'm sure he's not representive of all you Spanish people. But I would appreciate it if you had a word with him, let him know he's been rumbled. The one with the ginger hair."


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2013-04-08 09:06:07 PM

Yogimus: miss diminutive: Castle denied physically or verbally abusing the flight attendant, and told authorities she didn't like him or her job, according to the criminal compliant report.

If my job consisted of babysitting drunken, gropey married businessmen I wouldn't be much of a fan either.

so quit.


Quit? Yogimus, if you don't like your job, you don't quit. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
 
2013-04-08 09:06:28 PM

drewogatory: Farking federal charges for hitting on a damn waitress. FFS America, what the hell has happened to you?


THIS, seriously why are we wasting time and money on a federal case for a guy being like every other drunk guy in the history off humanity.
 
2013-04-08 09:06:35 PM
Spirit Airlines? Probably got arrested because he didn't pay the $60 hit on the flight attendant fee.
 
2013-04-08 09:06:41 PM
Is waitress or airline not culpable for serving intoxicated person?
 
2013-04-08 09:08:52 PM
skinink well played.
 
2013-04-08 09:08:55 PM

haterade: Is waitress or airline not culpable for serving intoxicated person?


You'd think so. It's really early, if he were smart he would be going for that angle.
 
2013-04-08 09:09:51 PM
My favorite was "Hey honey. Are you clear for landing?"
 
2013-04-08 09:10:38 PM

Yogimus: miss diminutive: Castle denied physically or verbally abusing the flight attendant, and told authorities she didn't like him or her job, according to the criminal compliant report.

If my job consisted of babysitting drunken, gropey married businessmen I wouldn't be much of a fan either.

so quit.


Please tell me you're trolling.
 
2013-04-08 09:11:26 PM
Guy was an idiot, no one deserves to be harassed at work. No sympathy for him at all.

That being said I traveled by air full time for years and could count the number of attractive stewardesses I saw on both hands. Who the hell hits on a stewardess? The guy must me really desperate.
 
2013-04-08 09:11:35 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: why they call is the cockpit


Presumably he was drunk and slurring.


Came here to point out subtard is stupid.

/Leaving satisfied
 
2013-04-08 09:11:56 PM
CSB time: Back in my single days I was out at a bar one night trying to pick this girl. Turns out she was friends with a guy that works where I do. She said she really couldn't go out with me because she just broke up with one of the guy's friends (I know, her nice way of shutting me down) and didn't feel right about it. Anyway, I say so what does that have to do with us screwing (or something like that, can't remember exactly what I said now). She just looked at me and said "grow up" and walked away. /CSB

I'm pretty sure that's tame in comparison to others epic flameouts
 
2013-04-08 09:12:26 PM
What flights do I have to be taking to find the hittable stewardesses on? I'm asking for... a friend.
 
2013-04-08 09:13:36 PM

miss diminutive: Castle denied physically or verbally abusing the flight attendant, and told authorities she didn't like him or her job, according to the criminal compliant report.

If my job consisted of babysitting drunken, gropey married businessmen I wouldn't be much of a fan either.


No, you'd be a congressional aide.
 
2013-04-08 09:13:59 PM

scottydoesntknow: haterade: Is waitress or airline not culpable for serving intoxicated person?

You'd think so. It's really early, if he were smart he would be going for that angle.


Commercial airlines are federal jurisdiction. There are no federal dram shop laws.
 
2013-04-08 09:14:09 PM

robodog: drewogatory: Farking federal charges for hitting on a damn waitress. FFS America, what the hell has happened to you?

THIS, seriously why are we wasting time and money on a federal case for a guy being like every other drunk guy in the history off humanity.


The easy way to avoid federal charges is to not do it. He deserves everything he gets.
 
2013-04-08 09:15:15 PM

peasants_are_revolting: Yogimus: miss diminutive: Castle denied physically or verbally abusing the flight attendant, and told authorities she didn't like him or her job, according to the criminal compliant report.

If my job consisted of babysitting drunken, gropey married businessmen I wouldn't be much of a fan either.

so quit.

Please tell me you're trolling.


Guilty as charged.
 
2013-04-08 09:15:28 PM

onyxruby: Guy was an idiot, no one deserves to be harassed at work. No sympathy for him at all.

That being said I traveled by air full time for years and could count the number of attractive stewardesses I saw on both hands. Who the hell hits on a stewardess? The guy must me really desperate.


He's 24 and married.  Of course he's desperate.
 
2013-04-08 09:16:09 PM
"Hey baby, my seat isn't the only thing in the locked and upright position!"
 
2013-04-08 09:16:40 PM
Bah.  They call it a "flight deck" now.  It ruins my Beavis and Butthead moment on every flight.  At least golf courses still have a ball washer.

"Beavis, your balls are filthy.  Get to the ball washer, pronto."
 
2013-04-08 09:18:01 PM

BarkingUnicorn: scottydoesntknow: haterade: Is waitress or airline not culpable for serving intoxicated person?

You'd think so. It's really early, if he were smart he would be going for that angle.

Commercial airlines are federal jurisdiction. There are no federal dram shop laws.


Huh, that's interesting. Figured they would be held accountable just like a bar.
 
2013-04-08 09:19:06 PM
Why is it called a "cockpit"?  Did he at least tell her?
 
2013-04-08 09:28:28 PM
He looks like he's a good listener.
 
2013-04-08 09:36:26 PM

scottydoesntknow: BarkingUnicorn: scottydoesntknow: haterade: Is waitress or airline not culpable for serving intoxicated person?

You'd think so. It's really early, if he were smart he would be going for that angle.

Commercial airlines are federal jurisdiction. There are no federal dram shop laws.

Huh, that's interesting. Figured they would be held accountable just like a bar.


I stand corrected;  here is the applicable FAA reg:

Sec. 121.575 - Alcoholic beverages.(a) No person may drink any alcoholic beverage aboard an aircraft unless the certificate holder operating the aircraft has served that beverage to him.

(b) No certificate holder may serve any alcoholic beverage to any person aboard any of its aircraft who-
(1) Appears to be intoxicated;
...
 
2013-04-08 09:37:14 PM
I was inspired by the movie Flight and the impeccable acting of Denzel Washington that a pilot with just enough blow and courage could do the impossible.
 
2013-04-08 09:39:44 PM
Federal charges for being a drunk asshole? If that's the case millions of people should be going to jail daily.

/you'll never catch me coppers ahaha
 
2013-04-08 09:40:30 PM
20 years ago dooshbag would have got his face slapped and his next drink would have a few drops of Visine in it - enjoy the toilet trots, wiseguy.

today: labeled a terrorist, put on no-fly list, jailed, will be sued and have to pay out mucho dinero.

/ some days it just doesn't pay to be a dooshbag
 
2013-04-08 09:47:16 PM
Grope a flight attendant you're a terrorist, grope a nurse you're just the creepy old guy in room 2.  Sure seems like there should be some kinda middle ground in there somewhere...
 
2013-04-08 09:47:28 PM
I can't recall the last time I saw a young, female flight attendant.

It seems to be dominated by women over 50 and effeminate men.
 
2013-04-08 09:51:33 PM

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2013-04-08 09:53:58 PM
I stand corrected;  here is the applicable FAA reg:

Sec. 121.575 - Alcoholic beverages.(a) No person may drink any alcoholic beverage aboard an aircraft unless the certificate holder operating the aircraft has served that beverage to him.

(b) No certificate holder may serve any alcoholic beverage to any person aboard any of its aircraft who-
(1) Appears to be intoxicated;
...



Interesting it says "appears to be intoxicated," not "is intoxicated."  So some stone sober dumbass who always acts a little obnoxious can't have a drink, while someone completely wasted but still sitting still and not saying anything stupid can be served more drinks.
 
2013-04-08 09:55:51 PM
I see his picture and I remember those two drooling guys from the black and white life magazine photo.
 
2013-04-08 09:58:32 PM

isawyou: I stand corrected;  here is the applicable FAA reg:

Sec. 121.575 - Alcoholic beverages.(a) No person may drink any alcoholic beverage aboard an aircraft unless the certificate holder operating the aircraft has served that beverage to him.

(b) No certificate holder may serve any alcoholic beverage to any person aboard any of its aircraft who-
(1) Appears to be intoxicated;
...


Interesting it says "appears to be intoxicated," not "is intoxicated."  So some stone sober dumbass who always acts a little obnoxious can't have a drink, while someone completely wasted but still sitting still and not saying anything stupid can be served more drinks.


You're learning, Grasshopper. Now shut up, sit down and have another drink.
 
2013-04-08 10:00:23 PM
Alcohol bans in airports and on flights, mandatory TSA breathalyzer screening for drunkenness in 3... 2...
 
2013-04-08 10:28:53 PM
Maybe he should have tried it like this...

Excuse me Stewardess. Here is a hundred dollars. I would like you to have it with only two requests. One, can we have a safe quickie in the restroom and or two, to please forgive me for my insensitive rudeness of request number one.
 
2013-04-08 10:32:49 PM
That punk hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

24, married, two kids? No wonder he was drunk.

And I hope he gets the 2+ years.
 
2013-04-08 10:35:03 PM

Stoker: Maybe he should have tried it like this...

Excuse me Stewardess. Here is a hundred dollars. I would like you to have it with only two requests. One, can we have a safe quickie in the restroom and or two, to please forgive me for my insensitive rudeness of request number one.


Or this:

"How about a pizza and a f*ck?"
**SLAP!!**
"Whatsamatter, don't like pizza?"
 
2013-04-08 10:38:08 PM
You ever been in a cockpit before?

No, I've never been up in a plane before.

You ever seen a grown man naked?
 
2013-04-08 10:43:16 PM

onyxruby: Guy was an idiot, no one deserves to be harassed at work. No sympathy for him at all.

That being said I traveled by air full time for years and could count the number of attractive stewardesses I saw on both hands. Who the hell hits on a stewardess? The guy must me really desperate.


If they are so numerous you can count them, then they probably are in competition for dates.stayforevercrossfit.com
 
2013-04-08 10:49:21 PM

miss diminutive: If my job consisted of babysitting drunken, gropey married businessmen I wouldn't be much of a fan either.


Then don't take any jobs that require tips, then.
 
2013-04-08 10:56:47 PM

doglover: miss diminutive: If my job consisted of babysitting drunken, gropey married businessmen I wouldn't be much of a fan either.

Then don't take any jobs that require tips, then.


You're just upset because Big Joe stuck you with "Mr. Pink".
 
2013-04-08 11:04:23 PM

onyxruby: Guy was an idiot, no one deserves to be harassed at work. No sympathy for him at all.

That being said I traveled by air full time for years and could count the number of attractive stewardesses I saw on both hands. Who the hell hits on a stewardess? The guy must me really desperate.


Do you know how I know you fly American, United and Delta domestic flights instead of oh, anywhere in Asia?

Seriously, they have attractiveness and height requirements. In the US there are non-discrimination standards. Over there height, weight and marital status are on your resume. Is it right? Not really but it is reality over there. Over here it is just another job.

Either way it doesn't excuse anyone for acting like an asshole as that guy did.

/Had a friend that applied right out of school
//She was too short
 
2013-04-08 11:08:17 PM

Erder: onyxruby: Guy was an idiot, no one deserves to be harassed at work. No sympathy for him at all.

That being said I traveled by air full time for years and could count the number of attractive stewardesses I saw on both hands. Who the hell hits on a stewardess? The guy must me really desperate.

Do you know how I know you fly American, United and Delta domestic flights instead of oh, anywhere in Asia?

Seriously, they have attractiveness and height requirements.


Makes me want to fly an asian airline and join the mire high crub.
 
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