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2013-04-08 08:08:10 PM  
1. Disaster Movie
2. The Hottie and The Nottie
3. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
5. Pledge This!
6. Anne B. Real
7. Die Hard Dracula
8. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
9. Going Overboard
10. From Justin To Kelly
 
2013-04-08 08:09:45 PM  
And luckily I can say I've never seen a single one, unless you count MST's "Manos"
 
2013-04-08 08:19:09 PM  
She's no Kate Hepburn but then again, she's no Kate Hepburn.
 
2013-04-08 08:19:50 PM  
I'm confused as to how Anne B. Real would work.  How exactly could they writer about a movie based on someone who could not speak, hear or see?
 
2013-04-08 08:21:34 PM  
Fascinating English, Weasel. "how could they write a movie"
 
2013-04-08 08:55:54 PM  
That Birdemic trailer alone was worth clicking through the slideshow.

It looks like it falls squarely into the "it's so bad it's good" category.
 
2013-04-08 09:09:28 PM  
Manos: The Hands of Fate is always too high on the Worst Movies lists. It was made by a guy who had no filmmaking experience, no budget and no professional actors. I would contend that movies with unlimited budgets, decent actors, well paid directors and writers who are hacks but get paid shiatloads of money (I'm looking at you, Orci) that still manage to suck are worse movies than those made by some poor bastard with an 8mm camera and no script making a movie with his friends.
 
2013-04-08 09:11:19 PM  
She was just fine in Repo: The Genetic Opera which I have seen eleventy brazillion times thanks to my musical and/or horror movie obsessed child.
 
2013-04-08 09:22:02 PM  
Who?
 
2013-04-08 09:59:51 PM  
Those users have no clue what a bad film is. Because otherwise "Human Centipede 2", "Hobo With A Shotgun" and "A Serbian Film" would be on that list.
 
2013-04-08 10:05:24 PM  
what a lazy way to make a list. i hope no one was paid for this
 
2013-04-08 10:05:34 PM  
Here's the original results page:

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

I am happy to report that I have to go all the way down to #58 to get to a movie I've actually sat through willfully. And, to show my age, it was a new release at the time.
 
2013-04-08 10:07:57 PM  
Why isn't Billy Madison on this list?
 
2013-04-08 10:12:47 PM  
If you've seen her sex tape you know that Paris is a truly horrible person. Not because she made a sex tape, but because she's a lousy lay. Like, starfish bad. Which is a phenomenon I've experienced with "hot party girl" types.
 
2013-04-08 10:16:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: And luckily I can say I've never seen a single one, unless you count MST's "Manos"


I've seen Birdemic... with Rifftrax.

My friend keeps telling me to see the MSTing of Manos... but I've never gotten around to it.
 
2013-04-08 10:16:51 PM  

Mugato: Manos: The Hands of Fate is always too high on the Worst Movies lists. It was made by a guy who had no filmmaking experience, no budget and no professional actors. I would contend that movies with unlimited budgets, decent actors, well paid directors and writers who are hacks but get paid shiatloads of money (I'm looking at you, Orci) that still manage to suck are worse movies than those made by some poor bastard with an 8mm camera and no script making a movie with his friends.


Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo?
 
2013-04-08 10:20:59 PM  

taxandspend: skinink: Those users have no clue what a bad film is. Because otherwise "Human Centipede 2", "Hobo With A Shotgun" and "A Serbian Film" would be on that list.

I once had a roommate who considered himself  the film buff and he told me, a person who also is a lover of films, I could never really be a film buff unless I saw that movie.


1) I have never seen "A Serbian Film", BUT


2) Every, and I mean every review I've ever read for that film said the reviewer regretted seeing that film at all.I seen some really gross films, I've seen Cannibal Holocaust and that was kinda harsh. I really don't want to see stuff like the baby rape in A Serbian Film.

 
2013-04-08 10:21:32 PM  
Seen too many of those via MST3K. Love some, hate some.

//Tommy where did you spring from?
//from your loins, mother.
 
2013-04-08 10:28:09 PM  
Where in the hell is "Troll 2" and "The room" on this list?
 
2013-04-08 10:28:13 PM  

DiRF: scottydoesntknow: And luckily I can say I've never seen a single one, unless you count MST's "Manos"

I've seen Birdemic... with Rifftrax.

My friend keeps telling me to see the MSTing of Manos... but I've never gotten around to it.


If you've watched any MST3K and enjoyed it, Manos is a must. The Rifftrax Live of Manos is even better.
 
2013-04-08 10:36:16 PM  

wildcardjack: If you've seen her sex tape you know that Paris is a truly horrible person. Not because she made a sex tape, but because she's a lousy lay. Like, starfish bad. Which is a phenomenon I've experienced with "hot party girl" types.


Still more energetic than Kim.

mafiageek1980: Where in the hell is "Troll 2" and "The room" on this list?


Wanna play some football?
 
2013-04-08 10:36:21 PM  

mafiageek1980: Where in the hell is "Troll 2" and "The room" on this list?


There with you on this add in "Sleepaway Camp" and "Anaconda" and we have a list. Plus how can you have a bad movie list and leave off Ed Wood? The director not the movie I liked the movie.
 
2013-04-08 10:39:31 PM  
From Justin to Kelly was a good movie if you went to see it with the right attitude.
It wasn't meant to compete with Citizen Kane.
Even Ebert liked it.

No Leonard, Part 6?
No North?
 
2013-04-08 10:39:34 PM  
I think that list is biased too much in favor of the last two decades.  Plan 9 from Outer Space didn't make the bottom 100, Troll 2 is at number 97, I don't see Ishtar, Xanadu, or the Gor movies anywhere--and of course, my list is missing out on wonderfully bad movies of the 50's, 60's, and 70's.
 
2013-04-08 10:40:22 PM  

xaks: Here's the original results page:

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

I am happy to report that I have to go all the way down to #58 to get to a movie I've actually sat through willfully. And, to show my age, it was a new release at the time.


Mine was #91, or Battlefield Earth. I was young enough to have no clue who Ron Hubbard was, and it had aliens.

I was 13 and that was the worst movie I had ever seen. Even I knew that cavemen wouldn't be able to learn how to fly a jet in a week.
 
2013-04-08 10:42:20 PM  
"Anne B. Real." the coming of age story of a young female rapper, who finds her inspiration by reading "The Diary of Anne Frank."

Seriously? Someone thought this would be a good idea?
 
2013-04-08 10:42:26 PM  

Flappyhead,


You are EVIL!

 
2013-04-08 10:45:17 PM  
i was hoping to see "House of Wax" with Hilton. i guess that one scores points for killing her so spectacularly.
 
2013-04-08 10:45:57 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: From Justin to Kelly was a good movie if you went to see it with the right attitude.
It wasn't meant to compete with Citizen Kane.
Even Ebert liked it.

No Leonard, Part 6?
No North?


Either Justin or Kelly is a Farker everyone.
 
2013-04-08 10:46:33 PM  
I'd never even heard of Going Overboard. Sandler started his losing streak earlier than I thought.
 
2013-04-08 10:46:58 PM  

Mugato: Manos: The Hands of Fate is always too high on the Worst Movies lists. It was made by a guy who had no filmmaking experience, no budget and no professional actors. I would contend that movies with unlimited budgets, decent actors, well paid directors and writers who are hacks but get paid shiatloads of money (I'm looking at you, Orci) that still manage to suck are worse movies than those made by some poor bastard with an 8mm camera and no script making a movie with his friends.


Yeah, compare that with the number one on the list, Disaster Movie, courtesy of Friedberg and Seltzer, the two most undeserved careers in Hollywood history. They got paid as writer/directors, given a budget of several million and a competent cast and crew, and watching that piece of shiat, there is no evidence that those two worthless assholes did one farking thing during the entire course of production. There is nothing that happens that has any thing to do with spoofing disaster movies, nothing to do with spoofing anything whatsoever, nothing to do with comedy, nothing to do with story, character, concept, conflict, irony, story, exposition, resolution, or anything that require any thought on behalf of the filmmakers whatsoever. There is not one scene in this movie that has anything to do with what came before or what follows. There is not one moment that is about anything orher than reminding you about some popular (at the time) movie, personality or any other cultural reference. There is not one frame that exists for any purpose whatsoever other than to fill enough screentime so that the film, barely, qualifies as a feature length film to meet the standards set by the MPAA. It is really something to behold. This is a movie so lazy, not only are the extra visibly bored and looking for something to do, even the principals look like they are doing all they can to keep themselves awake.

At least Manos, just as Plan 9 before it, was made by somebody who cared. They wanted to entertain. They failed miserably at it, but godammit they tried. Disaster Movie is the most lazy, cynical, audience-insulting waste of celluloid ever to appear in theaters and charge audiences full price for the privelege of seeing two worthless assholes extend the middle finger for sixty-five minutes, followed by (I shiat you not) twenty minutes of molasses-speed ending credits padded out even further by outtakes even more shiatty that the rest of the shiat shown before it.

This isn't a movie, this is Hollywood sinking as low as the scamsters hawking fake rolexes in Times Square. This is Hollywood laughing in your face, saying "fark you, I already got your money".

Compared to that Manos Hands of Fate is Citizen Farking Kane.
 
2013-04-08 10:50:55 PM  

nburghmatt: i was hoping to see "House of Wax" with Hilton. i guess that one scores points for killing her so spectacularly.


And I have to admit she wasn't terrible in it. She wasn't good, but she managed to be no worse than anyone else.

Oddly, her last film credit is The Dog Who Saved Christmas.

"Mortie, I got a heart warming family dog Christmas movie here, who should we get?"
 
2013-04-08 10:53:16 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: "Anne B. Real." the coming of age story of a young female rapper, who finds her inspiration by reading "The Diary of Anne Frank."

Seriously? Someone thought this would be a good idea?


Google "jerry lewis day the clown cried".

This was actually filmed, but sealed off in solid lead, buried miles below the earth's surface from where the general publuc will be kept forever safe from being exposed to it.

Oh, I'm not even going to tell you what it's about. Look it up, and as you read the details, keep in mind that, yes, this was a movie that was actually made.
 
2013-04-08 10:58:40 PM  

gunga galunga: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "Anne B. Real." the coming of age story of a young female rapper, who finds her inspiration by reading "The Diary of Anne Frank."

Seriously? Someone thought this would be a good idea?

Google "jerry lewis day the clown cried".

This was actually filmed, but sealed off in solid lead, buried miles below the earth's surface from where the general publuc will be kept forever safe from being exposed to it.

Oh, I'm not even going to tell you what it's about. Look it up, and as you read the details, keep in mind that, yes, this was a movie that was actually made.


According to Lewis all he has left to do is a few pick up shots. But whatever you do don't ever ask him about it.

Yeah right...
 
2013-04-08 11:05:29 PM  

mafiageek1980: Flappyhead,
You are EVIL!


Is he tearing you apart?
 
2013-04-08 11:06:36 PM  

Dr.Zom: nburghmatt: i was hoping to see "House of Wax" with Hilton. i guess that one scores points for killing her so spectacularly.

And I have to admit she wasn't terrible in it. She wasn't good, but she managed to be no worse than anyone else.

Oddly, her last film credit is The Dog Who Saved Christmas.

"Mortie, I got a heart warming family dog Christmas movie here, who should we get?"


I have to be another "House of Wax" defender. Paris just had to look good in her underwear and get a spike through the head in it.
 
2013-04-08 11:10:46 PM  
Speaking of worst movies ever, I just watched Rock of Ages this afternoon.
Phew!!
imthatold.com
 
2013-04-08 11:13:19 PM  

therecksays: Dr.Zom: nburghmatt: i was hoping to see "House of Wax" with Hilton. i guess that one scores points for killing her so spectacularly.

And I have to admit she wasn't terrible in it. She wasn't good, but she managed to be no worse than anyone else.

Oddly, her last film credit is The Dog Who Saved Christmas.

"Mortie, I got a heart warming family dog Christmas movie here, who should we get?"

I have to be another "House of Wax" defender. Paris just had to look good in her underwear and get a spike through the head in it.


House of Wax at least had good production design, a creepy concept (victims being encased alive in hot wax), and an impressive climax when the house of wax burned/melted to the ground. Far more worse horror movies out there.
 
2013-04-08 11:14:51 PM  
Disaster Movie is the only film I've ever walked out on in a theater. Left after 20 minutes and got a refund. Well deserved #1.
 
2013-04-08 11:19:44 PM  
Battefield Earf?
Anyone?
 
2013-04-08 11:21:00 PM  
No Phantom Menace? Fark, I'm shocked!!
 
2013-04-08 11:24:59 PM  

SundaesChild: She was just fine in Repo: The Genetic Opera which I have seen eleventy brazillion times thanks to my musical and/or horror movie obsessed child.


I came in to say this. Paris Hilton playing a drug addled surgery addict who can't sing? Can we say perfect casting?

/Repo is excellent
 
2013-04-08 11:25:07 PM  
My beloved "The Boogens" and "Warning Signs" remain safe.
 
2013-04-08 11:30:28 PM  

SundaesChild: She was just fine in Repo: The Genetic Opera which I have seen eleventy brazillion times thanks to my musical and/or horror movie obsessed child.


You right, she wasn't that bad in that film.  Thankfully they gave her a smallish part.  Oger, Anthony Head and Bill Mosely really were the saving graces for that film
 
2013-04-08 11:45:26 PM  
Yeah, add me to the list of people who are wondering why 'The Room' wasn't on that list.  Also movies that should be there:

Okay, started a list, but then I realized I just had most of the video list of The Nostalgia Critic's film reviews, so, yeah, just check out his reviews as the movies that should have been on that list.
 
2013-04-08 11:45:55 PM  

gunga galunga: therecksays: Dr.Zom: nburghmatt: i was hoping to see "House of Wax" with Hilton. i guess that one scores points for killing her so spectacularly.

And I have to admit she wasn't terrible in it. She wasn't good, but she managed to be no worse than anyone else.

Oddly, her last film credit is The Dog Who Saved Christmas.

"Mortie, I got a heart warming family dog Christmas movie here, who should we get?"

I have to be another "House of Wax" defender. Paris just had to look good in her underwear and get a spike through the head in it.

House of Wax at least had good production design, a creepy concept (victims being encased alive in hot wax), and an impressive climax when the house of wax burned/melted to the ground. Far more worse horror movies out there.


Which is more than one can say for her sex tape.
 
2013-04-08 11:53:07 PM  

nightronin: SundaesChild: She was just fine in Repo: The Genetic Opera which I have seen eleventy brazillion times thanks to my musical and/or horror movie obsessed child.

You right, she wasn't that bad in that film.  Thankfully they gave her a smallish part.  Oger, Anthony Head and Bill Mosely really were the saving graces for that film


I can't believe I felt compelled to publicly defend Paris Hilton.
 
2013-04-08 11:57:47 PM  
These kids have no idea of what a bad movie truly is...

wrongsideoftheart.com
 
2013-04-08 11:59:32 PM  

SundaesChild: nightronin: SundaesChild: She was just fine in Repo: The Genetic Opera which I have seen eleventy brazillion times thanks to my musical and/or horror movie obsessed child.

You right, she wasn't that bad in that film.  Thankfully they gave her a smallish part.  Oger, Anthony Head and Bill Mosely really were the saving graces for that film

I can't believe I felt compelled to publicly defend Paris Hilton.


makes you kind of feel a bit dirty doesn't it
 
2013-04-09 12:00:09 AM  

gunga galunga: therecksays: Dr.Zom: nburghmatt: i was hoping to see "House of Wax" with Hilton. i guess that one scores points for killing her so spectacularly.

And I have to admit she wasn't terrible in it. She wasn't good, but she managed to be no worse than anyone else.

Oddly, her last film credit is The Dog Who Saved Christmas.

"Mortie, I got a heart warming family dog Christmas movie here, who should we get?"

I have to be another "House of Wax" defender. Paris just had to look good in her underwear and get a spike through the head in it.

House of Wax at least had good production design, a creepy concept (victims being encased alive in hot wax), and an impressive climax when the house of wax burned/melted to the ground. Far more worse horror movies out there.


Her death was the only real reason I wanted to see that. I was not disappointed. I did have some serious problems with other parts of the movie though.

//Cutting off a digit with smallish wire cutters.

////Q: how many blows from a baseball bat does it take to crush a human skull? A: A Shiatload!
 
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