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11671 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Apr 2013 at 6:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-08 06:11:28 PM  
If your source is an anonymous witness, you shouldn't be writing the story
 
2013-04-08 06:17:20 PM  
I wish there were video of this.
 
2013-04-08 06:18:23 PM  
Seems legit.
 
2013-04-08 06:21:00 PM  
Who is she, why should I care and are their naked pictures of her?
 
2013-04-08 06:21:33 PM  
and she's officially reached the Tyson Zone
 
2013-04-08 06:21:44 PM  
Um, she's sick.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Amanda Bynes do cartwheels last night.

I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2013-04-08 06:22:57 PM  
With the proliferation of smart-phones, and people taking damn vine videos of their lunch, nobody could catch this? Seriously?
 
2013-04-08 06:29:58 PM  
To be fair, given the documented number of weird things she's done, it's not hard to believe pretty much any weird-ass thing somebody says she did.
 
2013-04-08 06:30:45 PM  
I'm not a (presumably) rich former child star and I can manage to take my damn meds every day.  Can't she just hire someone to dose her according to schedule?  And by someone, I mean someone with actual qualifications, not that nice boy who provides the...whatever the hell it is she snorts/shoots up/swallows or smokes.
 
2013-04-08 06:39:53 PM  

gadian: Can't she just hire someone to dose her according to schedule?


I'll put her pills on the end of my penis, and administer them like a supository.
 
2013-04-08 06:40:04 PM  
Is there anything bath salts can't do?
 
2013-04-08 06:49:28 PM  
The girl is obviously bi-polar. There is no doubt about it. Is there not ONE person in her family/circle of friends who can take charge and do what needs to be done?
 
2013-04-08 06:53:21 PM  
She's obviously sick and I feel bad mocking her.  For a few moments, at least.

Bontesla: Is there anything bath salts can't do?


A year ago, I got pulled over and brought in to the station for a speeding ticket that I (genuinely) forgot to pay.  For a half an hour until they ran my card, I sat on a bench next to a lovely young naked man who got all hopped up on bath salts and broke into his neighbor's house for a refreshing shower.  I thought they would have covered him up in some regard, but apparently that's not one of their priorities.

While I will never complain about being seated next to a naked 20 year old man who's not in his right mind, I will say that damn, that must be one helluva drug.  Also, it might have just been a coincidence, but I suspect that it makes you a bit less concerned about you dental hygiene.
 
2013-04-08 06:54:18 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Um, she's sick.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Amanda Bynes do cartwheels last night.

I guess it's pretty serious.


Thank you, Simone.
 
2013-04-08 06:55:11 PM  
I've been assured by Amanda herself that this woman is an impostor who is trying to destroy her reputation.

Amanda Bynes claims she has a redheaded impostor
 
2013-04-08 06:55:33 PM  
I don't know why there is all the doubt about the story but having noted that if it's true her actions have gone from being from being mildly amusing to being sad.

I think she is going to be found dead and sooner rather than later.
 
2013-04-08 06:58:47 PM  

gadian: I'm not a (presumably) rich former child star and I can manage to take my damn meds every day.  Can't she just hire someone to dose her according to schedule?  And by someone, I mean someone with actual qualifications, not that nice boy who provides the...whatever the hell it is she snorts/shoots up/swallows or smokes.


I could do that. Is it a suppository?
 
2013-04-08 07:00:16 PM  
CSB time

Back in college (2004-2008) this guy I took my freshman seminar with left school to pursue an acting career in Hollywood. He became your typical wannabe actor washout and when he came back to school in my senior year, all he had to really show for his effort were roles in movies that made SyFy TV movies look like works of art.

He would tell us some stories about his time out there though, and he told us about the time that he went to Amanda Bynes' birthday party. He told us that she was a little bit strange, and then things got really weird when she did this ridiculous train line of cocaine. He really didn't want to go into it though. I didn't believe him at the time since he was prone to lying and exaggeration.

Now, I just pause and wonder if it really was true.
 
2013-04-08 07:03:21 PM  

douchebag/hater: I don't know why there is all the doubt about the story but having noted that if it's true her actions have gone from being from being mildly amusing to being sad.

I think she is going to be found dead and sooner rather than later.


I better murder her vagina while I still have a shot!
 
2013-04-08 07:06:15 PM  
What would happen if Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes were in same room together?
 
2013-04-08 07:09:53 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: gadian: Can't she just hire someone to dose her according to schedule?

I'll put her pills on the end of my penis, and administer them like a supository.


You, sir, are a charmer.
 
2013-04-08 07:12:11 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Thank you, Simone.


No problem whatsoever!
 
2013-04-08 07:18:52 PM  

texdent: What would happen if Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes were in same room together?


The end of life as we know it.
 
2013-04-08 07:26:20 PM  
Poor girl.  She's gonna wind up in a cake down at the Addams' place.
 
2013-04-08 07:26:39 PM  
This never would have happened if Drake had simply murdered her vagina like she asked.
 
2013-04-08 07:26:55 PM  

texdent: What would happen if Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes were in same room together?


The coroner would take pictures on his personal cell phone.
 
2013-04-08 07:29:26 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: texdent: What would happen if Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes were in same room together?

The coroner would take pictures on his personal cell phone.


I'm an awful person for guffawing at that, but I *accept* that.
 
2013-04-08 07:33:17 PM  
In times past she would have been involuntarily commited and helped.

Now, thanks to the Reagan Revoluiontm, we all get the entertainment value of watching her self-destruct instead of getting the mental help that she so cleary needs.

May we have a good harvest this year!

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2013-04-08 07:36:26 PM  

DeArmondVI: In times past she would have been involuntarily commited and helped.

Now, thanks to the Reagan Revoluiontm ACLU, we all get the entertainment value of watching her self-destruct instead of getting the mental help that she so cleary needs.

May we have a good harvest this year!

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FTFY. It wasn't Reagan who persuaded judges that being involuntarily committed was unconstitutional.
 
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2013-04-08 07:37:57 PM  
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2013-04-08 07:39:00 PM  
I feel bad for the girl.  She's not even Lindsay Lohan ill ... she's a whole 'nother level.  She really needs some help.  At this rate, she's about two weeks away from locking herself naked in a hotel room with jars full of urine.
 
2013-04-08 07:41:19 PM  

elvindeath: I feel bad for the girl.  She's not even Lindsay Lohan ill ... she's a whole 'nother level.  She really needs some help.  At this rate, she's about two weeks away from locking herself naked in a hotel room with jars full of urine.


Agreed.  This girl seems mentally unbalanced...and not just in a druggie sort of way.
 
2013-04-08 07:41:25 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: DeArmondVI: In times past she would have been involuntarily commited and helped.

Now, thanks to the Reagan Revoluiontm ACLU, we all get the entertainment value of watching her self-destruct instead of getting the mental help that she so cleary needs.

May we have a good harvest this year!

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FTFY. It wasn't Reagan who persuaded judges that being involuntarily committed was unconstitutional.


I do stand corrected.

Perhaps in this sense I'm a fascist, but those in public showing signs of severe mental illness ought to be forced to get help. Once treated, it's all good. But damn, Bynes is just a harvest waiting to happen.
 
2013-04-08 07:57:41 PM  
Wasn't there a blind item about an actress who was planning on faking a meltdown for publicity right before Amanda Bynes started her downward spiral?
 
2013-04-08 08:05:45 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER


texdent: What would happen if Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes were in same room together?

The coroner would take pictures on his personal cell phone.


You I like.
 
2013-04-08 08:06:45 PM  
i feel bad for her. back in the Nickelodeon 'All That' days i remember thinking that her and Kenan Thompson really had their shiat together and were going to be great comedians one day. now, i guess Kenan is pretty good...
 
2013-04-08 08:07:29 PM  

DeArmondVI: B.L.Z. Bub: DeArmondVI: In times past she would have been involuntarily commited and helped.

Now, thanks to the Reagan Revoluiontm ACLU, we all get the entertainment value of watching her self-destruct instead of getting the mental help that she so cleary needs.

May we have a good harvest this year!

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x384]

FTFY. It wasn't Reagan who persuaded judges that being involuntarily committed was unconstitutional.

I do stand corrected.

Perhaps in this sense I'm a fascist, but those in public showing signs of severe mental illness ought to be forced to get help. Once treated, it's all good. But damn, Bynes is just a harvest waiting to happen.


For more details, see O'Connor v. Donaldson and Addington v. Texas.  Just because someone looks like they may need treatment (in the eyes of mental health professionals and not the tabloids), you can't suspend their Fourth and Fourteenth Amendment rights.
 
2013-04-08 08:11:37 PM  

DeArmondVI: In times past she would have been involuntarily commited and helped.

Now, thanks to the Reagan Revoluiontm, we all get the entertainment value of watching her self-destruct instead of getting the mental help that she so cleary needs.

May we have a good harvest this year!

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x384]


You're stupid.

Emptying the mental institutions nation-wide had a LOT more to do with 'mental health care "advocates"' who felt that people should be free to live their lives - even if it meant sleeping under over-passes/murdering random people/pissing themselves in public/being delusional.

Next time try to learn a little about a subject before you embarrass yourself even more.
 
2013-04-08 08:29:05 PM  
douchebag/hater:
 30 minutes too late.
 
2013-04-08 08:37:06 PM  

SandmanEsq: With the proliferation of smart-phones, and people taking damn vine videos of their lunch, nobody could catch this? Seriously?


Considering that they were in the middle of a gymnastics class I'm going to say they didn't have their phones on them.
 
2013-04-08 08:41:02 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: being involuntarily committed


It's almost like we should develop some intermediate step between "legal incompetence" -- which often leads to de facto or actual detention -- and "unfettered freedom" -- which clearly isn't working for Bynes -- to help people that can participate in society when treated but cannot be relied upon to manage their own treatment.

/ But that's just crazy
// Next I'll be suggesting that 17-year-olds should be granted more freedom than 2-year-olds
 
2013-04-08 08:44:43 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: texdent: What would happen if Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes were in same room together?

The coroner would take pictures on his personal cell phone.


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Please proceed, sweethearts

 
2013-04-08 08:46:56 PM  

Flappyhead: This never would have happened if Drake had simply murdered her vagina like she asked.


Im betting that any woman who uses the word murder in reference to her vagina...has already had it murdered, and probably more than a few times.
 
2013-04-08 09:02:16 PM  
Can we please get her into Playboy before she looks as burned out as Lindsay Lohan did when she did it?
 
2013-04-08 09:05:08 PM  
Who?
 
2013-04-08 09:08:22 PM  

texdent: What would happen if Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes were in same room together?


There ain't enough padding in a padded cell to handle that....
 
2013-04-08 09:17:41 PM  
Come on guys. Quit posting crazy untrue stories about her.
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It's harshing her buzz.
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/Is smoking weed in Times Square generally accepted?
 
2013-04-08 09:20:19 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Who is she, why should I care and are their naked pictures of her?


Shouldn't this just be some sort of checklist by now? Like the FARK official chick thread in entertainment.

1) Who is she?
2) Why should I / we care?
3) Are there any naked pictures?

You can of course put in a subset of #3. Does she take it in the pooper? But that's just being crass. One thing we all know is that Drake has her permission to murder her vadge?
 
2013-04-08 09:37:03 PM  

elvindeath: I feel bad for the girl.  She's not even Lindsay Lohan ill ... she's a whole 'nother level.  She really needs some help.  At this rate, she's about two weeks away from locking herself naked in a hotel room with jars full of urine.


ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg
 
2013-04-08 09:51:33 PM  

phattybeefpatty: Dancin_In_Anson: Who is she, why should I care and are their naked pictures of her?

Shouldn't this just be some sort of checklist by now? Like the FARK official chick thread in entertainment.

1) Who is she?
2) Why should I / we care?
3) Are there any naked pictures?

You can of course put in a subset of #3. Does she take it in the pooper? But that's just being crass. One thing we all know is that Drake has her permission to murder her vadge?


4) Heels it down the drain?
 
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