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2013-04-08 06:03:16 PM  
5 votes:
www.alliancewake.com

"As you can see here Gertie, he's black."
2013-04-08 04:25:12 PM  
5 votes:

Aarontology: It's like these people are just now realizing that capitalism is amoral and doesn't give a fark about your ideology as long as they can profit from it.


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2013-04-08 06:54:36 PM  
3 votes:

Arachnophobe: Esc7: GAH WHY DID I PUT THAT APOSTROPHE

FORGIVE ME LORD

FORGIVE

Grammar Ashley isn't mad, she's just disappointment.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 500x401]


I'd disappointment her...
2013-04-08 06:24:15 PM  
3 votes:

Esc7: GAH WHY DID I PUT THAT APOSTROPHE

FORGIVE ME LORD

FORGIVE


Grammar Ashley isn't mad, she's just disappointment.

i1126.photobucket.com
2013-04-08 05:35:05 PM  
3 votes:

impaler: My mother constantly gets mail at her house begging her for money to fight the good fight. More often than not, the groups begging her for help have "Tea Party" in their name and they are all scams.

Don't you hate it when other con artists con your own marks?


I like the audacity of declaring what are "real" Teabagger groups when they constantly insist it is a grass roots organization with no structure.
2013-04-08 11:59:47 PM  
2 votes:
Watching the Republican party eat itself alive from within is just making my entire life worthwhile at this point. You so rarely get to watch a vicious rabid animal eat its own entrails while at the same time snarling at you that it's totally enjoying it's meal and you should just back the f*ck off. This line was priceless:

Shields is dangerous. He has no internal compass, and his political mentor is Congressman Dave Reichert. Reichert is probably the most liberal Republican in the House. He has never had a job in the private sector. (This from an "anonymous Republican source")

It's reminding me of the "I love the Constitution more than you!" that we were getting a few years back--only x3 and outer-directed this time. The Night of Long Knives, only in slow motion. Hitler must be loving it.
2013-04-08 11:24:15 PM  
2 votes:

threedingers: Arachnophobe: Esc7: GAH WHY DID I PUT THAT APOSTROPHE

FORGIVE ME LORD

FORGIVE

Grammar Ashley isn't mad, she's just disappointment.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 500x401]

I'd disappointment her...


They have pills for that.
2013-04-08 08:29:31 PM  
2 votes:

MisterRonbo: Two of the GOPs Presidential contenders were in it only to generate book sales.  Gingrich even managed to "campaign" in Hawaii for his anniversary.

Anonymous needs to get some of these groups' mailing lists and give them to someone who will run a troll campaign. Solicit money for "freedom!" and give the proceeds to Planned Parenthood.


I have given some consideration to running a fear-based campaign to advocate the restoration of "traditional marriage", and then using money generated either to advocate legalized polygamy, to advocate, through public advertising, laws requiring female rape victims to marry their rapist or to advocate a Constitutional amendment prohibiting miscegenation.

Doing so, however, would require any produced advertising to conclude with, either spoken or in text, the one-word question "Problem?"
2013-04-08 07:10:23 PM  
2 votes:

Sandusky Knows Best: i didnt realize fw:fw:fw emails were still big. if i were to look at family member's facebook pages i would assume they've gone to a more visual forum there.


Those e-mails are still a big thing.  I don't claim to understand the thought processes of those who forward them, but I have two theories:

1. With e-mail, it's easier to control who gets it, thus reducing the odds that someone will tell you that you're wrong.
2. FIX OLD NO NEW
2013-04-08 06:10:40 PM  
2 votes:
GAH WHY DID I PUT THAT APOSTROPHE

FORGIVE ME LORD

FORGIVE
2013-04-08 06:03:50 PM  
2 votes:

Poopspasm: But without irrational fearmongering bullshiat, where will the Republican Party be?


Referenced only in history books.
2013-04-08 05:47:18 PM  
2 votes:
Conservative media had a tendency to shoot itself in the foot by focusing more on generating outrage than on finding facts. "We do our cause more harm than good if we get outrageously outraged over every slight and grievance," Erickson said

I agree with Erick Erickson?!? Hold me.
2013-04-08 05:37:34 PM  
2 votes:
STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR GULLIBILITY!
2013-04-08 04:08:05 PM  
2 votes:
FreedomWorks' Matt Kibbe said, "It's sad to hear that GOP insiders are disparaging the freedom community behind closed doors..."


Yes, they should be doing it publicly.
2013-04-09 12:24:52 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Shields is dangerous. He has no internal compass, and his political mentor is Congressman Dave Reichert. Reichert is probably the most liberal Republican in the House. He has never had a job in the private sector. (This from an "anonymous Republican source")

It's reminding me of the "I love the Constitution more than you!" that we were getting a few years back--only x3 and outer-directed this time. The Night of Long Knives, only in slow motion. Hitler must be loving it.


Yep. Also Paul Ryan has never had a job in the private sector.
2013-04-08 09:27:08 PM  
1 vote:
Love it!

GOP whiz kids come up with "create crazy paranoid e-mails that will frighten old people and get them to give us money!"

Never did they conisder that Joe-Blow-Insane-Dude would think "I need to get rid of these black helicopters and commies in my neighborhood, better frighten some old people for money to help cover the difference between my parent's mortgage and the rent I owe them!"

Please proceed, True Conservativestm

/keep it as pure as you can
//the Democratic Party thanks you
2013-04-08 07:25:40 PM  
1 vote:
Can we stop calling it conservative "civil war"? It's just the loudmouths blaming other loudmouths for not loudmouthing the right things at the right time. A group of people trying to figure out where to go to eat is more interesting.
2013-04-08 06:47:56 PM  
1 vote:

Arachnophobe: Esc7: GAH WHY DID I PUT THAT APOSTROPHE

FORGIVE ME LORD

FORGIVE

Grammar Ashley isn't mad, she's just disappointment.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 500x401]


Jeez, doesn't she know anything?  It's "I am disappoint."

/I am disappoint
2013-04-08 06:47:19 PM  
1 vote:

Philip Francis Queeg: FreedomWorks' Matt Kibbe said, "It's sad to hear that GOP insiders are disparaging the freedom community behind closed doors..."

Oh, FFS. These people are simply ridiculous.


A few days ago I noticed that they're STILL pushing the line that schools are trying to indoctrinate your children to be progressive drones.  I was strongly tempted to respond as follows:

SOCIAL CONSERVATISM: The fear that someone, somewhere, is teaching your children to be smarter than you.

/might make a good demotivational poster
2013-04-08 06:13:03 PM  
1 vote:
i151.photobucket.com

Even your party leaders think you are scared sheep.
2013-04-08 06:03:24 PM  
1 vote:
It's funny that Erik Erickson was mentioned.  I forwarded a Red State article he wrote about gay marriage to a friend that works for a Republican legislator.  She said she doesn't care about his liberal point of view.

PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
2013-04-08 04:33:12 PM  
1 vote:
My mother constantly gets mail at her house begging her for money to fight the good fight. More often than not, the groups begging her for help have "Tea Party" in their name and they are all scams.

Don't you hate it when other con artists con your own marks?
2013-04-08 04:20:25 PM  
1 vote:
It's like these people are just now realizing that capitalism is amoral and doesn't give a fark about your ideology as long as they can profit from it.
 
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