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(Popular Science)   Study concludes women find men with larger penises more attractive, according to groundbreaking research from the Scientific Institute of Jon Hamm, Liam Neeson, and Submitter   (popsci.com) divider line 233
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2013-04-08 05:40:29 PM
But liking big boobs still makes you an evil sexist.

And please, no penises in this thread.
 
2013-04-08 05:42:57 PM
It's a conundrum, really. How is she supposed to know she's attracted to you unless you have an opportunity to show her she's attracted to you?
 
2013-04-08 05:43:24 PM

super_grass: But liking big boobs still makes you an evil sexist.

And please, no penises in this thread.


Methinks thou dost protest too much.
 
2013-04-08 05:43:24 PM
images.zap2it.com

Could have told them that.
 
2013-04-08 05:43:53 PM

super_grass: But liking big boobs still makes you an evil sexist.

And please, no penises in this thread.


Too late if you clicked on TFA.  I hope my work doesn't care if I look at weird pale CGI manparts.
 
2013-04-08 05:43:56 PM
I'm not bragging, but my shoulder-to-hip ratio is enormous.
 
2013-04-08 05:43:58 PM

super_grass: But liking big boobs still makes you an evil sexist.

And please, no penises in this thread.


8====D
 
2013-04-08 05:44:03 PM
Can't vouch for my penis, but my fist is this big

/shakes fist
 
2013-04-08 05:44:05 PM
As a person who could call most men tiny by comparison, I'm getting a big kick out of reading this.
 
2013-04-08 05:44:06 PM
In my experience, women are not shy about saying size does matter, but quickly follow up that a good lover is good regardless of size.

Of course, this is only said when the size is up to snuff, so YMMV.
 
2013-04-08 05:44:43 PM
I am sick and tired of everyone laughing at my tiny pianist.

www.yanous.com
 
2013-04-08 05:44:58 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
2013-04-08 05:45:05 PM

masterofnothing: It's a conundrum, really. How is she supposed to know she's attracted to you unless you have an opportunity to show her she's attracted to you?


Yup. The whole article makes no sense

/ DNRTFA
 
2013-04-08 05:45:22 PM
well then, I should be irresistible by now...
 
2013-04-08 05:45:26 PM
Study concludes women find men with larger penises more pronounced masculine traits more attractive.

Color me shocked (which is a creepy, whitish-grey color).

In other news, The Penis Effect is today's unintentional band name.
 
2013-04-08 05:45:50 PM
I notice wallet size was not taken into account.
 
2013-04-08 05:46:23 PM
Being a grower can suck in this regard.   It's big I swear, but most of the time....no.....son of a biatch.
 
2013-04-08 05:46:52 PM

masterofnothing: It's a conundrum, really. How is she supposed to know she's attracted to you unless you have an opportunity to show her she's attracted to you?


This.

/a lady
 
2013-04-08 05:47:04 PM

Hyjamon: I notice wallet size was not taken into account.


It's wallet thickness that matters more.
 
2013-04-08 05:48:10 PM
It's about height.

End of discussion.
 
2013-04-08 05:48:13 PM
For penis size, the dropoff in attractiveness gains started at about 7.6 centimeters, or three inches.

So, I guess, unless you have a micropenis, you have nothing to worry about?

Also:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-08 05:49:16 PM

Hyjamon: I notice wallet size was not taken into account.


You have to tape the $100 bills directly to your penis.
 
2013-04-08 05:49:31 PM
content9.flixster.com
 
2013-04-08 05:49:53 PM
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-04-08 05:50:18 PM
As a dude this is mere conjecture but I would imagine size would matter if it's really small or really large. The average that all of us....I mean you....fall into probably doesn't matter that much at all compared to say hygiene or actually listening to what your partner wants. It's kind of like saying the size of a car is what you should look for when in reality there are way more important features
 
2013-04-08 05:50:42 PM
lets all rock out with our cocks out,
 
2013-04-08 05:50:56 PM

masterofnothing: It's a conundrum, really. How is she supposed to know she's attracted to you unless you have an opportunity to show her she's attracted to you?


if ya dont finish fingerblasting her panty puddin', she wont suck your meat! how can she suck your meat if you dont fingerblast her panty puddin'?

/all right, line up, me little laddies
 
2013-04-08 05:51:04 PM
Why didn't nature just make all penises the size women like?
 
2013-04-08 05:52:17 PM
So... men like big tits, women like big cocks... anyone have a study saying "dogs like big steaks" for the breaking news research trifecta?
 
2013-04-08 05:52:39 PM
As an expert on women, I can tell you the size of the shaft is not that important. The balls, however, need some mass. They want to feel two watermelons slapping against them.
 
2013-04-08 05:52:58 PM

devilEther: Why didn't nature just make all penises the size women like?


that's the best argument against evolution I've ever heard
 
2013-04-08 05:53:06 PM
Ha yeah whatev. I was at two strip clubs the other day and all the dancers kept complimenting me on my smile, my shirt, and my height. It was crazy, they were crawling all over me getting their stripper perfume all over my popped collars.

I'll have noooo problem getting a real girlfriend someday. 6'4" and lots of dolla dolla bills y'all.
 
2013-04-08 05:53:15 PM

devilEther: Why didn't nature just make all penises the size women like?


Different strokes for different folks. :D
 
2013-04-08 05:53:52 PM
Might just be me as a small woman but.. guys with long cocks hurt! Seriously, if you got 7 inches or more you hurt.
 
2013-04-08 05:55:24 PM
It's not how deep you fish; it's how you wiggle the worm.
 
2013-04-08 05:56:00 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Might just be me as a small woman but.. guys with long cocks hurt! Seriously, if you got 7 inches or more you hurt.


your profile just got 1 million hits
 
2013-04-08 05:56:20 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 585x645]


Is that supposed to be true?  If so, then hey!  Not that it matters anyway, being as I'm a one-woman-dude...
 
2013-04-08 05:57:06 PM

rickythepenguin: masterofnothing: It's a conundrum, really. How is she supposed to know she's attracted to you unless you have an opportunity to show her she's attracted to you?

if ya dont finish fingerblasting her panty puddin', she wont suck your meat! how can she suck your meat if you dont fingerblast her panty puddin'?

/all right, line up, me little laddies


Nice...
 
2013-04-08 05:57:21 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Princess Ryans Knickers: Might just be me as a small woman but.. guys with long cocks hurt! Seriously, if you got 7 inches or more you hurt.

your profile just got 1 million hits


I certainly clicked.

/disappointed there were no pics
 
2013-04-08 05:57:43 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 585x645]


I doubt you will find 11 by 7 enjoyable.
 
2013-04-08 06:00:05 PM
Milton Berle was attractive?
 
2013-04-08 06:00:27 PM
At first she didn't like it, but then It grew on her?
 
2013-04-08 06:00:28 PM
I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes... to work on my shoulder to hip ratio.
 
2013-04-08 06:00:39 PM
Well that's good to know.
 
2013-04-08 06:01:19 PM

ModernPrimitive01: As a dude this is mere conjecture but I would imagine size would matter if it's really small or really large. The average that all of us....I mean you....fall into probably doesn't matter that much at all compared to say hygiene or actually listening to what your partner wants. It's kind of like saying the size of a car is what you should look for when in reality there are way more important features


aaaaaaaand the first shortie outs himself.

/at the right-side end of the 'A' segment on the chart, myself...
 
2013-04-08 06:01:33 PM

Dadoo: ModernPrimitive01: Princess Ryans Knickers: Might just be me as a small woman but.. guys with long cocks hurt! Seriously, if you got 7 inches or more you hurt.

your profile just got 1 million hits

I certainly clicked.

/disappointed there were no pics


//ditto
 
2013-04-08 06:01:45 PM
I always tell the ladies I can give them 9 inches but I'll have to fark em twice.
 
2013-04-08 06:03:36 PM

Prey4reign: As a person who could call most men tiny by comparison, I'm getting a big kick out of reading this.


As a person who keeps staring at other men in the dressing room, you should be ashamed of yourself.
 
2013-04-08 06:04:26 PM

buttery_shame_cave: ModernPrimitive01: As a dude this is mere conjecture but I would imagine size would matter if it's really small or really large. The average that all of us....I mean you....fall into probably doesn't matter that much at all compared to say hygiene or actually listening to what your partner wants. It's kind of like saying the size of a car is what you should look for when in reality there are way more important features

aaaaaaaand the first shortie outs himself.

/at the right-side end of the 'A' segment on the chart, myself...


gerrycanavan.files.wordpress.com
/happily married so I don't really care how I size up
 
2013-04-08 06:06:20 PM
That's why regardless, you need to carry around a magnum condom for your monster dong..

//you know, because of the implication..
 
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