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(Bleacher Report)   Can Michigan bring the NCAA trophy back to the B1G? Will Rick Pitino finally win one for Louisville? Is Kevin Ware resting comfortably? It's YOUR NCAA men's basketball championship thread, LIVE at 9pm Eastern on CBS   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 708
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2013-04-08 06:43:32 PM  
Sorry, Michigan. Luke Hancock is going to be raining bullets from his giant robot cardinal beast. GO CARDS!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 07:10:42 PM  
Rooting for the Wolverines, because

(A) My brother is a grad student at UMich (with the school spirit of a dead sea slug)
and
(B) As a Boston Celtics fan, Rick Pitino annoys me.
 
2013-04-08 07:13:20 PM  

FiendishFellow05: As a Boston Celtics fan decent human being, Rick Pitino annoys me.


Fixed
 
2013-04-08 07:18:14 PM  
Louisville wins on the backs of the refs late in the second half.
 
2013-04-08 07:19:59 PM  
Don't care already won my pool by having Louisville and Michigan in the Final 4.  This year was a real bracket buster.
 
2013-04-08 07:23:59 PM  
If only there were some term I could borrow from show business to wish these teams good luck.
 
2013-04-08 07:24:25 PM  
Rooting for Michigan even though I don't really like either team much. Siva is from Seattle, but he spurned UW for Louisville.

That said, I think Louisville will win.
 
2013-04-08 07:37:38 PM  
i780.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 07:39:11 PM  
Oh, wait...this isn't the women's Final thread? Meh, my 6'7" girlfriend won't care.
 
2013-04-08 07:41:33 PM  
Bring the NCAA trophy back to the BoneG?  Does each team in the BoneG get to take it for a day like the Stanley Cup?  Does Northwestern Basketball even have a trophy case?

/something about Louisville getting farked like they're on the table of an Italian restaurant.
 
2013-04-08 07:43:07 PM  
If Michigan wins I win the Fark ESPN tournament challenge despite saying that Iona would beat Ohio State and that St. Louis would be in the championship game.
 
2013-04-08 07:45:59 PM  

CipollinaFan: despite saying that Iona would beat Ohio State


If you had consulted me, I could have told you that was a very bad choice.

/know the Iona program quite well
//the #15 was about what they deserved, at best
 
2013-04-08 07:46:53 PM  

bdub77: Louisville wins on the backs of the refs late in the second half.


Amen.

The number 8 team has the ball...the number 1 team fouls the ball handler...no wait, no foul...wait, tie up...hey, what do you know? possession arrow gives the ball to the no 1 team...

Yeah...when I saw that I realized why I quit watching college ball. At least with the pros, the refs cheat better.
 
2013-04-08 07:48:14 PM  
GO BLUE!!!
 
2013-04-08 07:51:00 PM  

Super Chronic: CipollinaFan: despite saying that Iona would beat Ohio State

If you had consulted me, I could have told you that was a very bad choice.

/know the Iona program quite well
//the #15 was about what they deserved, at best


Yeah but the "experts" on the radio kept telling me that it would be the upset of the tournament.
 
2013-04-08 07:51:31 PM  

fatalvenom: Oh, wait...this isn't the women's Final thread? Meh, my 6'7" girlfriend won't care.


They grow them that tall in Canada?
 
2013-04-08 07:52:21 PM  
i know who skee-lo is rooting for

i780.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 07:58:51 PM  
I have two brackets I will win whether Cards win or lose. In fact, I've already won them.  Where's my million?
 
2013-04-08 08:02:32 PM  
This is a game that will come down to free throws.

So, since fundamentals aren't fun to watch except for a few people (see below), we'll get to watch McGary excruciatingly miss 7 of the last 10 free throws to seal a 64-61 Louisville win.

s3.vidimg.popscreen.com
 
2013-04-08 08:02:35 PM  
Is this tonight?
 
2013-04-08 08:04:19 PM  
My brackets f'ed either way, but as a Big 10 fan, go Blue
 
2013-04-08 08:08:08 PM  

imapirate: Sorry, Michigan. Luke Hancock is going to be raining bullets from his giant robot cardinal beast. GO CARDS!

[i.imgur.com image 617x640]


I'm not even a Louisville fan and I would buy that poster and shirt. It has a very high WTF factor.
 
2013-04-08 08:08:30 PM  

CipollinaFan: Super Chronic: CipollinaFan: despite saying that Iona would beat Ohio State

If you had consulted me, I could have told you that was a very bad choice.

/know the Iona program quite well
//the #15 was about what they deserved, at best

Yeah but the "experts" on the radio kept telling me that it would be the upset of the tournament.


Really?  Last year's team was dangerous and I could have seen them making a run (historic choke against BYU notwithstanding).  This year's team, not so much.  This year, they're mostly a team full of knuckleheads, meaning if the game comes down to a final basket or defensive stand, they'll inevitably fark it up.  On that last offensive possession, whoever gets the ball (probably Momo Jones) is going to try to be the hero and won't even consider passing, and the opponent is going to see it coming from a mile away.   So the way for them to win games is to dominate athletically, build up a 15- or 20-point lead and hang on.  That's doable against the likes of Marist and St. Peter's, or even Wake Forest, but I would never hope for that against someone like Ohio State.

Anyway, congrats on what looks like a real good bracket, with that one exception.
 
2013-04-08 08:09:10 PM  
Holy sh*t.

Two Broke Girls is TEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IB UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
2013-04-08 08:11:07 PM  

picodenico: Holy sh*t.

Two Broke Girls is TEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IB UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


You don't watch that show for its quality. You watch it because of Kat Dennings tits.
 
2013-04-08 08:12:28 PM  

picodenico: Holy sh*t.

Two Broke Girls is TEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IB UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


It's not a bad show, they just rely on sex jokes way too much. Love looking at dem titties and the blonde chick though.
 
2013-04-08 08:18:01 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: picodenico: Holy sh*t.

Two Broke Girls is TEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IB UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It's not a bad show, they just rely on sex jokes way too much. Love looking at dem titties and the blonde chick though.


Isn't there something more? Not gay......
 
2013-04-08 08:19:42 PM  

ongbok: You don't watch that show for its quality. You watch it because of Kat Dennings tits.


Pretty much.

Popcorn Johnny: It's not a bad show, they just rely on sex jokes way too much. Love looking at dem titties and the blonde chick though.


No....it's a pretty bad show.
 
2013-04-08 08:19:56 PM  
I haven't looked but is there anyone anywhere with a perfecto going in to tonight?
 
2013-04-08 08:20:56 PM  

picodenico: ongbok: You don't watch that show for its quality. You watch it because of Kat Dennings tits.

Pretty much.

Popcorn Johnny: It's not a bad show, they just rely on sex jokes way too much. Love looking at dem titties and the blonde chick though.

No....it's a pretty bad show.


wut that man said^
 
2013-04-08 08:24:24 PM  

picodenico: ongbok: You don't watch that show for its quality. You watch it because of Kat Dennings tits.

Pretty much.

Popcorn Johnny: It's not a bad show, they just rely on sex jokes way too much. Love looking at dem titties and the blonde chick though.

No....it's a pretty bad show.


i2.listal.com

assets.rollingstone.com

Don't know why but felt that needed to be added to the conversation.
 
2013-04-08 08:25:17 PM  

picodenico: No....it's a pretty bad show.


It just got renewed and does well in the ratings, your argument is invalid.
 
2013-04-08 08:26:17 PM  
Kat has lost some weight, she looks great.
 
2013-04-08 08:27:33 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I haven't looked but is there anyone anywhere with a perfecto going in to tonight?


Because if there is, I hope they are miserably disappointed by a last second three or the bogus 1-1 shooting foul with 0.3 left. Perfection is like BIE.  There is no BIE.  Expectations of BIE are hopeless gropings into the lovely scented inner thighs of the nether webs, and dirty lustful desires and wants are bad,  never to be fulfilled because you are not worthy. And you should feel bad.

/not bitter my brackets sucked, nosir.
 
2013-04-08 08:29:38 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: It just got renewed and does well in the ratings, your argument is invalid.


So, Jersey Shore is one of the better shows in TV history then?
 
2013-04-08 08:29:48 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I haven't looked but is there anyone anywhere with a perfecto going in to tonight?


There were no perfect brackets after the first weekend.
 
2013-04-08 08:30:57 PM  
Now you'll really hear farkers biatch, The Big Bang Theory is on.
 
2013-04-08 08:31:16 PM  

TigersorHawksorBoth: picodenico: ongbok: You don't watch that show for its quality. You watch it because of Kat Dennings tits.

Pretty much.

Popcorn Johnny: It's not a bad show, they just rely on sex jokes way too much. Love looking at dem titties and the blonde chick though.

No....it's a pretty bad show.

[i2.listal.com image 600x634]

[assets.rollingstone.com image 306x430]

Don't know why but felt that needed to be added to the conversation.


Ya know, there's lots of titties in Hooters, and their food still sucks. Cooreleation?  Yea.....Breasturants and Breastshows....lowest common denominator dreck.  Just surf xHamster and save yourself the electrons.
 
2013-04-08 08:35:20 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Now you'll really hear farkers biatch, The Big Bang Theory is on.


Canned laughter shows are like a slap in the face. That show is worse than explosive diarhea.
 
2013-04-08 08:36:53 PM  
You look online for what's popular and then hate it, don't you?
 
2013-04-08 08:38:06 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Popcorn Johnny: Now you'll really hear farkers biatch, The Big Bang Theory is on.

Canned laughter shows are like a slap in the face. That show is worse than explosive diarhea.


My colleagues at work insist it's hilarious, but I've watched it enough (maybe made it through 2 shows) to know it is terrible. The blonde is smoking hot though, I just want to go in there and...
 
2013-04-08 08:38:09 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I haven't looked but is there anyone anywhere with a perfecto going in to tonight?

There were no perfect brackets after the first weekend.


CONSPIRACY!!!!  Or maybe not, I'm just bored and on call and this shiat will never end.
 
2013-04-08 08:39:39 PM  

bdub77: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Popcorn Johnny: Now you'll really hear farkers biatch, The Big Bang Theory is on.

Canned laughter shows are like a slap in the face. That show is worse than explosive diarhea.

My colleagues at work insist it's hilarious, but I've watched it enough (maybe made it through 2 shows) to know it is terrible. The blonde is smoking hot though, I just want to go in there and...


...get a new job with people who's IQ are higher than a salamanders?  Just a guess.....
 
2013-04-08 08:42:27 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: You look online for what's popular and then hate it, don't you?


Well, popular according to the mediots is usually a coorelation to the lowest common denominator crap with the most ad revenue.  It's McTeeVee.

You want to watch a very funny show?  Try Doc Martin on PBS.
 
2013-04-08 08:44:06 PM  
I'll take my humor where I need to have wikipedia at the ready... Archer.
 
2013-04-08 08:45:51 PM  
It's Chris Webber with the ceremonial timeout.
 
2013-04-08 08:48:08 PM  

MichiganFTL: I'll take my humor where I need to have wikipedia at the ready... Archer.


Animation crosses boundaries but I concur...ie; Adult Swim and all that implies...Robot Chicken, Sea World, Space Ghost.....but not the Fox dreck....back to insulting that is......Simpsons jumped the shark years ago.......the others are just insulting crap.
 
2013-04-08 08:58:40 PM  
Alrighty...dinner of steak kabobs consumed, Scotch Ale in hand.

Let's do it. Guess I'll root for Michigan....Big Ten pride and all that.
 
2013-04-08 08:59:17 PM  
Hey are we talking about that show, "2 Broke Tits"?
 
2013-04-08 09:00:28 PM  
Go Blue!

/no roiting....
//remembers ads in student newspaper back in '92 after last game, placed by local military-surplus store, now gone: "prepare for your next post-game party: sale on Russian and Israeli surplus gas masks."
 
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