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(Bleacher Report)   Now that he's achieved redemption, who will Cena battle as the scrappy, WWE Champion underdog? Will we finally get to see Tons of Funkadactyls vs. Rhodes Scholarellas? Can Raw compete with the NCAA title game? It's your RAW thread, 8pm Eastern on USA   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
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2013-04-08 07:51:51 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: blakeosage: verbaltoxin: blakeosage: Maybe I'm just too stupid....but how do you know what number each post is?

Easiest way to keep track is to go your account settings, and set pages to display 100 comments per page.

Ah, I always just have mine set to show all.

I do 1000 per page; with mine, when I refresh post-1004, I see what it says "Dispalyed _____ of _____", they I count back to 1004.

I'm still your Hardcore and LMS champions. If I didn't get ever answer wrong, I'd go after the trivia belt.

Jerry Lawler:Southern Heavyweight Championship::The Man of PA:Last Man Standing

But not for long. I took the LMS for Wrestlemania last year. I'm coming back for what's mine.


PUPPIES
www.uber-facts.com
 
2013-04-08 07:52:02 PM  

penguin31: Folks, I'll only be here for the first hour, not that anyone cares.  Louisville's in the title game, and as someone whose apartment is smack dab in one of the riot zones Metro PD has set up for tonight's game, well, yeah.


You gonna be in the NCAA thread? At least gredunza that one. :)
 
2013-04-08 07:52:38 PM  

hachimaki2234: I hate it when companies play hot potato with belts.


Didn't there used to be a belt that could change hands at literally any time as long as a ref was present?
 
2013-04-08 07:52:48 PM  

Mind of the North Star: FiendishFellow05: "THE ROCK...HAS COME BACK...TO PISS IN VINCE MCMAHON'S EYE!"

Nice of Rock to skip town like that. Thanks, pal.

I honestly don't blame him. Why would you anyone wanna be apart of this shiat? It was all over The Rocks face when he raised Cena's hand and the place booed the hell out of it.


/Not surprised.
//Don't blame him.


Eh, I didn't watch WM because I hardly follow WWE as it is, and refuse to drop $60+ for a pay-per-view. So I'll take your word for it. I still think my joke was funny, snark aside.
 
2013-04-08 07:52:49 PM  

penguin31: Folks, I'll only be here for the first hour, not that anyone cares.  Louisville's in the title game, and as someone whose apartment is smack dab in one of the riot zones Metro PD has set up for tonight's game, well, yeah.


BAH GAWD RIOTERS PENGUIN31 HAS A FAMILY!
 
2013-04-08 07:53:37 PM  

hachimaki2234: verbaltoxin: So one thing I've noticed is that title reigns in WWE have noticeably lengthened. Take the Tag Team Championships. In all of 2012, only 4 teams held the straps. In 2010 and 2011, seven teams held the belts. Hell No are the 5th longest WWE Tag Team Champions in history (The WWE World Tag Team Championships are considered a second title with separate lineage). In 46 days they'll tie Miz and Morrison, in 76 they'll tie the Colons, and if Kane and Daniel Bryan hold the tag titles for another 87 days, they'll tie MNM's 3 combined reigns at 291 days, making Hell No tied as the 2nd longest reigning Tag Team Champions in WWE history.

It's a good thing, in my opinion at least, that title reigns are lasting longer. I hate it when companies play hot potato with belts.


The irony is we say that, but in wrestling doing such was standard practice for the most part. We marvel at Bruno's 7 year runs, Flair's 3 year ones, and Hogan's 4 year reign, but in most territories the top dog lost his belt all the time. Ditto for the secondary and tag titles. Lawler was notorious for it - Undertaker's first world title came from Lawler losing the USWA strap to him. Everyone got a turn at the Southern belt in Memphis. Long title reigns were the exception, not the rule.
 
2013-04-08 07:53:53 PM  

The Bestest: hachimaki2234: I hate it when companies play hot potato with belts.

Didn't there used to be a belt that could change hands at literally any time as long as a ref was present?


Hardcore belt
 
2013-04-08 07:53:55 PM  

The Bestest: hachimaki2234: I hate it when companies play hot potato with belts.

Didn't there used to be a belt that could change hands at literally any time as long as a ref was present?


Hardcore Title, yo
 
2013-04-08 07:54:16 PM  

The Bestest: hachimaki2234: I hate it when companies play hot potato with belts.

Didn't there used to be a belt that could change hands at literally any time as long as a ref was present?


That was the Hardcore title.
 
2013-04-08 07:54:36 PM  

clintster: Big news from WM: Big E gets his own pony!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0


i1182.photobucket.com

AJ and I can never get married. :-(
 
2013-04-08 07:54:37 PM  

The Bestest: hachimaki2234: I hate it when companies play hot potato with belts.

Didn't there used to be a belt that could change hands at literally any time as long as a ref was present?


Best belt in the world.
 
2013-04-08 07:54:53 PM  
Last second Rock Update:
His camps is saying he may have gotten hurt and is getting checked out right now.
 
2013-04-08 07:54:55 PM  

TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: blakeosage: verbaltoxin: blakeosage: Maybe I'm just too stupid....but how do you know what number each post is?

Easiest way to keep track is to go your account settings, and set pages to display 100 comments per page.

Ah, I always just have mine set to show all.

I do 1000 per page; with mine, when I refresh post-1004, I see what it says "Dispalyed _____ of _____", they I count back to 1004.

I'm still your Hardcore and LMS champions. If I didn't get ever answer wrong, I'd go after the trivia belt.

Jerry Lawler:Southern Heavyweight Championship::The Man of PA:Last Man Standing

But not for long. I took the LMS for Wrestlemania last year. I'm coming back for what's mine.

PUPPIES
[www.uber-facts.com image 850x637]


Nice. I have you favorited as "Perennial Last Man Standing." You're lucky P$ hasn't come back to regain such distinction. He was the originator of it.
 
2013-04-08 07:56:05 PM  
www.wrestlecrap.com

www.wrestlecrap.com

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-04-08 07:56:54 PM  
So....if they can't hype Brock-Rock, maybe they'll just kick us off with WM 30, Undertaker retirement match
 
2013-04-08 07:57:01 PM  

The Bestest: hachimaki2234: I hate it when companies play hot potato with belts.

Didn't there used to be a belt that could change hands at literally any time as long as a ref was present?


That was a pretty funny stipulation for a while. I remember Crash Holly got pinned by someone when he was asleep and lost the belt that way.
 
2013-04-08 07:57:23 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.wrestlecrap.com image 620x344]

[www.wrestlecrap.com image 623x348]

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 481x277]


I was expecting the last one to have the caption "I came."
 
2013-04-08 07:58:09 PM  
Dwayne Johnson @TheRock
In the middle of last nights Wrestlemania match I tore my abdomen & adductor muscles off the bone. Just part of the job. But as we know.
 
2013-04-08 07:58:29 PM  
i can't believe how crappy wrestlemania was, except for the undertaker-punk match
 
2013-04-08 07:58:31 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: blakeosage: verbaltoxin: blakeosage: Maybe I'm just too stupid....but how do you know what number each post is?

Easiest way to keep track is to go your account settings, and set pages to display 100 comments per page.

Ah, I always just have mine set to show all.

I do 1000 per page; with mine, when I refresh post-1004, I see what it says "Dispalyed _____ of _____", they I count back to 1004.

I'm still your Hardcore and LMS champions. If I didn't get ever answer wrong, I'd go after the trivia belt.

Jerry Lawler:Southern Heavyweight Championship::The Man of PA:Last Man Standing

But not for long. I took the LMS for Wrestlemania last year. I'm coming back for what's mine.

PUPPIES
[www.uber-facts.com image 850x637]

Nice. I have you favorited as "Perennial Last Man Standing." You're lucky P$ hasn't come back to regain such distinction. He was the originator of it.


Didn't he win like a month straight at one point?
 
2013-04-08 07:58:38 PM  

TheManofPA: So....if they can't hype Brock-Rock, maybe they'll just kick us off with WM 30, Undertaker retirement match


So is Undertaker going to be there live via satellite from Austin, Tex - er, Death Valley?
 
2013-04-08 07:59:28 PM  

TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: blakeosage: verbaltoxin: blakeosage: Maybe I'm just too stupid....but how do you know what number each post is?

Easiest way to keep track is to go your account settings, and set pages to display 100 comments per page.

Ah, I always just have mine set to show all.

I do 1000 per page; with mine, when I refresh post-1004, I see what it says "Dispalyed _____ of _____", they I count back to 1004.

I'm still your Hardcore and LMS champions. If I didn't get ever answer wrong, I'd go after the trivia belt.

Jerry Lawler:Southern Heavyweight Championship::The Man of PA:Last Man Standing

But not for long. I took the LMS for Wrestlemania last year. I'm coming back for what's mine.

PUPPIES
[www.uber-facts.com image 850x637]

Nice. I have you favorited as "Perennial Last Man Standing." You're lucky P$ hasn't come back to regain such distinction. He was the originator of it.

Didn't he win like a month straight at one point?


He created it. Like you, he kept doing it at the end of the threads. It caught on and people starting larping. Ta da, new FWC belt.
 
2013-04-08 07:59:38 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

THEN.  NOW.  GAGNE.
 
2013-04-08 08:00:01 PM  
Dwayne Johnson  @TheRock
In the middle of last nights Wrestlemania match I tore my abdomen & adductor muscles off the bone. Just part of the job. But as we know.
 
2013-04-08 08:00:06 PM  
how could the NCAA tournament ever compete with the ultimate Cinderella story John Cena?
 
2013-04-08 08:00:08 PM  

THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

 
2013-04-08 08:00:23 PM  
So....after watching WM at a Buffalo Wild Wings with friends last night, I was unable to hit the thread to even see what was going on until today.  But since we had not ONE, but TWO Gredunza botches...and since I won the Gredunza at the Raw before WM...

i1195.photobucket.com

...THE CHAMP...IS...HERE!!!
 
2013-04-08 08:00:39 PM  
And here we go
 
2013-04-08 08:00:51 PM  

you are a puppet: Dwayne Johnson @TheRock
In the middle of last nights Wrestlemania match I tore my abdomen & adductor muscles off the bone. Just part of the job. But as we know.


Well, that might explain his face lifting Cena's hand. Pain as opposed to disgust.
 
2013-04-08 08:01:00 PM  
looks like rock got legit hurt last night in the middle of the match? maybe thats why it was half assed?
 
2013-04-08 08:01:03 PM  
fark cena and adr
 
2013-04-08 08:01:09 PM  
Threads have been broken.

"How do you learn to troll off a 20-foot ladder?"
"He could've been broken in half!"
"I thought [Redacted] might have been... knocked out"
"I dislocated my right shoulder"
"I think I Ortoned".

Gredunzas botched.

"I... ruptured a... disc which... fragmented... into my... spinal column."

Accounts banninated in an instant. Yes, this is entertainment, but the hazards are real.

"How's he even able to post?"
"Ponies, admins, mods down."

No matter who you are, no matter what you do, please; don't try this at home.

Go to a friend's house.
 
2013-04-08 08:01:10 PM  
So....we don't open with the "Previous......" backdrop.
 
2013-04-08 08:01:24 PM  
So is JBL a permanent member of the commentary team now?
 
2013-04-08 08:01:30 PM  

*Strobe Lighting, Here, now, Gagne forever*

 
2013-04-08 08:02:04 PM  
Please.....please......please........Boo Cena out of the building.
 
2013-04-08 08:02:09 PM  
There seems to be a lot of booing going on...
 
2013-04-08 08:02:22 PM  
Plenty o' boos for the underdog champion.
 
2013-04-08 08:02:23 PM  
BRRRRRRRRabapapapapapapapappapaaaaaaDOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-04-08 08:02:29 PM  
boo cena out of the arena!
 
2013-04-08 08:02:29 PM  
There is NO. WAY. those cheers aren't piped in.
 
2013-04-08 08:02:33 PM  

TheManofPA: Please.....please......please........Boo Cena out of the building.


Wish seems to have been granted,
 
2013-04-08 08:02:35 PM  

YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW. YOU CAN'T SEE ROCK CAUSE I INJURED HIM NOW!

 
2013-04-08 08:02:36 PM  
i need this that shirt hahaha, without the belt of course. great shirt
 
2013-04-08 08:02:40 PM  
troll shirt is troll

that didn't take long
 
2013-04-08 08:02:42 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 08:02:45 PM  

hachimaki2234: So is JBL a permanent member of the commentary team now?


cdn.head-fi.org

/Yeah, I went there.
 
2013-04-08 08:02:57 PM  
"A slightly partisan crowd (eyeroll)"
 
2013-04-08 08:02:57 PM  
If Ziggles cashes tonight, I'm gonna be sad I didn't go ahead and blow $40 on a bleeder seat, lol.
 
2013-04-08 08:03:01 PM  

TheManofPA: Please.....please......please........Boo Cena out of the building.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Wish granted.
 
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