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2013-04-08 03:01:48 PM
Big news from WM: Big E gets his own pony!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0
 
2013-04-08 04:15:31 PM

clintster: Big news from WM: Big E gets his own pony!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0


Dear god......you started the thread this way. You are bringing on 100 posts of ponies or Big E's boobs.

I really think Big E needs to get an Alt on here. I like his style.

/and his wrestling was a highlight from last night
 
2013-04-08 04:23:01 PM
Hey peeps.  From the dirt sheets:

--There is absolute panic at Raw at this moment. The show was scheduled to build to a segment where Brock Lesnar beat up Rock to set up next year's WrestleMania main event. Rock is not there. The word at the building is he went home. Vince McMahon, the writers and producers are in the process of redoing the show, evidently believing the angle has been nixed. Nobody knows any details as to what happened past that. The belief right now is Rock is not appearing and hopefully if that changes we'll get an update.

--There is a second major angle tonight to set up the main feud going forward and the Extreme Rules main event involving John Cena's next title defense. It is one of the things that has been planned for some time and was actually scheduled before Mania.
 
2013-04-08 04:23:26 PM

clintster: Big news from WM: Big E gets his own pony!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0


TIL AJ is anti-brony.

*swoon*
 
2013-04-08 05:20:44 PM
Just read Scott Keith's rant on the show. I'm delighted I didn't drop $70 to watch it.

But if they don't MITB the World title on to Ziggler soon then set up a title unification match between Cena and Ziggler at Summerslam, as well as moving the tag belts off Team Hell No to anyone else, I'ma gon' be pissed.
 
2013-04-08 06:27:26 PM
Place your bets about how Cena overcomes the odds

Personally, there's no way he stops Mizark, Mizark is going to definitely induct him into the hall of pain

/never turning heel
 
2013-04-08 06:55:31 PM

ThatGuyGreg: clintster: Big news from WM: Big E gets his own pony!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0

TIL AJ is anti-brony.

*swoon*


That's not anti-pony, that's pony envy.
 
2013-04-08 07:01:57 PM
Just remember we currently have a VACATED GREDENZA.....due to the actions of HHH getting his win back and the last 90 minutes of WM being so boring, the 3012 was never reached by this thread opening. We basically have our own Dangerous Games tournament tonight leading up to the 1004.

Also, robsul82 now has his own shiney mark belt, feel free to threaten to take it.

Any lurkers from last night want to chat and get your complimentary chair shot (and if you ask nicely, Big E twitter quote)
 
2013-04-08 07:09:44 PM

Wait, last night had two gredunzas, so doesn't the count reset for tonight?

Anyway, I'm out again this week, but here's the checklist:


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)
 
2013-04-08 07:10:23 PM
Also, since the Rock skipped town, can they finish rewriting the show in time?
 
2013-04-08 07:12:32 PM
"There was no Gredunza champion last night Brain?"

"Apparently not Monsoon..."

"... You stole the belt didn't you?"

"THAT'S RIGHT, I TOOK IT, I TOOK IT FOR THE REALS WORLD GREDUNZA CHAMPION, THE DENATURED GUY, RICK FLEIHR! HE IS YOUR CHAMPION PEOPLE!"

"You need help."
 
2013-04-08 07:14:43 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also, since the Rock skipped town, can they finish rewriting the show in time?


Honestly, doesn't Vince just rewrite the script up until showtime every week now a days?
 
2013-04-08 07:16:05 PM
I.... I can't believe I am going to watch RAW after the shiat they churned out last night
 
2013-04-08 07:16:05 PM
"What are you watching Brain?"

"A live feed from Titan Tower. Since the Rock skipped town, I'm waiting for them to decide Cena's next Wrestlemania opponent."

"I see."

"See if they choose one, they write the name of that person on a piece of Tommy Dreamer's used sweat pants and burn it. I'm just waiting for the white smoke."
 
2013-04-08 07:17:54 PM

Mind of the North Star: I.... I can't believe I am going to watch RAW after the shiat they churned out last night


Trainwreck factor.. you just HAVE to know how they could possibly top it.
 
2013-04-08 07:18:49 PM
I've met someone who identified as a bronie, and not surprisingly he struck me as a creepy pedophile.

When even a wrestling fan can tell you to grow up, you have problems.

Bronies should not be a thing.
 
2013-04-08 07:21:08 PM
You know, after reading all the internet comments about how last night sucked dick, I'm not very upset I missed it.
 
2013-04-08 07:22:35 PM

clintster: Big news from WM: Big E gets his own pony!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0


Big E. Pony?

cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2013-04-08 07:23:45 PM
"THE ROCK...HAS COME BACK...TO PISS IN VINCE MCMAHON'S EYE!"

Nice of Rock to skip town like that. Thanks, pal.
 
2013-04-08 07:24:28 PM
Well I got all but 2 of the match results right.  I missed on Del Rio and aitches.  Im not counting the tons of fun match because it didnt happen.
 
2013-04-08 07:31:13 PM
Rock was ashamed of his match with Cena. You could see it on his face. The crowd reaction let him know too. Too bad he didn't take Cena with him.
 
2013-04-08 07:31:20 PM

TheManofPA: Just remember we currently have a VACATED GREDENZA.....due to the actions of HHH getting his win back and the last 90 minutes of WM being so boring, the 3012 was never reached by this thread opening. We basically have our own Dangerous Games tournament tonight leading up to the 1004.

Also, robsul82 now has his own shiney mark belt, feel free to threaten to take it.

Any lurkers from last night want to chat and get your complimentary chair shot (and if you ask nicely, Big E twitter quote)


Dugitman gave me the 1004 belt in a swerve last night.

Jericho busted open hardway?

Owangotang with the botch. Igor with the win.

/these posts will be returned to your normally scheduled programming shortly.
 
2013-04-08 07:31:34 PM
I find it funny that one of the tags is Claudio, despite them keeping him off the card so that HHH could fight off four slow drops on the steps.
 
2013-04-08 07:33:23 PM

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Just remember we currently have a VACATED GREDENZA.....due to the actions of HHH getting his win back and the last 90 minutes of WM being so boring, the 3012 was never reached by this thread opening. We basically have our own Dangerous Games tournament tonight leading up to the 1004.

Also, robsul82 now has his own shiney mark belt, feel free to threaten to take it.

Any lurkers from last night want to chat and get your complimentary chair shot (and if you ask nicely, Big E twitter quote)

Dugitman gave me the 1004 belt in a swerve last night.

Jericho busted open hardway?

Owangotang with the botch. Igor with the win.

/these posts will be returned to your normally scheduled programming shortly.


He later accepted the rule of Zombie Jack Tunney. I think he swerved the swerve, then swerved a later swerve by mixing it with a swerve.

Basically, he used a levy system to drive the white hummer (while texting Kevin Nash) to raise the brief case which contained the laptop that has been the Raw GM

/hornswoggled
 
2013-04-08 07:36:35 PM
TheManofPA:

I lost track.  thread moves fast on WM night.  Even if we didnt get to 3012 the thread was fun even if some of the show wasnt.
 
2013-04-08 07:37:04 PM
I missed the hardcore gredunza in the Thatcher thread *sniff*.
 
2013-04-08 07:37:22 PM
I HAVE THE POWEEEER!
 
2013-04-08 07:38:22 PM
Maybe I'm just too stupid....but how do you know what number each post is?
 
2013-04-08 07:38:24 PM
Moff's here, I'm here. MITB is now in play.
 
2013-04-08 07:39:11 PM

blakeosage: Maybe I'm just too stupid....but how do you know what number each post is?


Easiest way to keep track is to go your account settings, and set pages to display 100 comments per page.
 
2013-04-08 07:39:55 PM

verbaltoxin: blakeosage: Maybe I'm just too stupid....but how do you know what number each post is?

Easiest way to keep track is to go your account settings, and set pages to display 100 comments per page.


Ah, I always just have mine set to show all.
 
2013-04-08 07:42:11 PM
So how would you guys rate 'mania this year? I didn't get a chance to see it, but from what I've been reading opinions seem to go back and forth.
 
2013-04-08 07:45:07 PM
So I went back and looked at my picks from last night...and I unfortunately did better than I thought I would. Who would have though Rhodes/Funk being left off the card would be a bad thing?

I'm half expecting the writers to throw us a complete curveball with Rock leaving. Maybe we get Cody/Goldust. Maybe we get a Kevin Thorn return. Perhaps Divas actually wrestle.
 
2013-04-08 07:45:50 PM

hachimaki2234: So how would you guys rate 'mania this year? I didn't get a chance to see it, but from what I've been reading opinions seem to go back and forth.


If you're 12 and under...THAT WAS THE GREATEST WRESTLEMANIA EVER!!!!!111!!!!ELEVENTY1

If you're older...WTF IS THIS SHIAT?!
 
2013-04-08 07:46:26 PM
tbaughm: Perhaps Divas actually wrestle.


Let's be realistic here.
 
2013-04-08 07:46:52 PM

FiendishFellow05: "THE ROCK...HAS COME BACK...TO PISS IN VINCE MCMAHON'S EYE!"

Nice of Rock to skip town like that. Thanks, pal.


I honestly don't blame him. Why would you anyone wanna be apart of this shiat? It was all over The Rocks face when he raised Cena's hand and the place booed the hell out of it.


/Not surprised.
//Don't blame him.
 
2013-04-08 07:47:01 PM

blakeosage: verbaltoxin: blakeosage: Maybe I'm just too stupid....but how do you know what number each post is?

Easiest way to keep track is to go your account settings, and set pages to display 100 comments per page.

Ah, I always just have mine set to show all.


I do 1000 per page; with mine, when I refresh post-1004, I see what it says "Dispalyed _____ of _____", they I count back to 1004.

I'm still your Hardcore and LMS champions. If I didn't get ever answer wrong, I'd go after the trivia belt.
 
2013-04-08 07:47:22 PM

blakeosage: hachimaki2234: So how would you guys rate 'mania this year? I didn't get a chance to see it, but from what I've been reading opinions seem to go back and forth.

If you're 12 and under...THAT WAS THE GREATEST WRESTLEMANIA EVER!!!!!111!!!!ELEVENTY1

If you're older...WTF IS THIS SHIAT?!


That's kind of the impression I've been getting from various people, hahaha.
 
2013-04-08 07:47:25 PM

hachimaki2234: tbaughm: Perhaps Divas actually wrestle.


Let's be realistic here.


Technically, Santino was a Diva once upon a time.
 
2013-04-08 07:47:25 PM
Farking marks.


/Punkles was robbed
//And no Ziggles cash in
///Double WTFs
 
2013-04-08 07:47:27 PM

tbaughm: So I went back and looked at my picks from last night...and I unfortunately did better than I thought I would. Who would have though Rhodes/Funk being left off the card would be a bad thing?

I'm half expecting the writers to throw us a complete curveball with Rock leaving. Maybe we get Cody/Goldust. Maybe we get a Kevin Thorn return. Perhaps Divas actually wrestle.


chattycathiechatters.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-08 07:47:34 PM

tbaughm: I'm half expecting the writers to throw us a complete curveball with Rock leaving


the return of Thuganomics
 
2013-04-08 07:47:36 PM
So one thing I've noticed is that title reigns in WWE have noticeably lengthened. Take the Tag Team Championships. In all of 2012, only 4 teams held the straps. In 2010 and 2011, seven teams held the belts. Hell No are the 5th longest WWE Tag Team Champions in history (The WWE World Tag Team Championships are considered a second title with separate lineage). In 46 days they'll tie Miz and Morrison, in 76 they'll tie the Colons, and if Kane and Daniel Bryan hold the tag titles for another 87 days, they'll tie MNM's 3 combined reigns at 291 days, making Hell No tied as the 2nd longest reigning Tag Team Champions in WWE history.
 
2013-04-08 07:47:58 PM

tbaughm: hachimaki2234: tbaughm: Perhaps Divas actually wrestle.


Let's be realistic here.

Technically, Santino was a Diva once upon a time.


True.
 
2013-04-08 07:49:27 PM

TheManofPA: blakeosage: verbaltoxin: blakeosage: Maybe I'm just too stupid....but how do you know what number each post is?

Easiest way to keep track is to go your account settings, and set pages to display 100 comments per page.

Ah, I always just have mine set to show all.

I do 1000 per page; with mine, when I refresh post-1004, I see what it says "Dispalyed _____ of _____", they I count back to 1004.

I'm still your Hardcore and LMS champions. If I didn't get ever answer wrong, I'd go after the trivia belt.


Jerry Lawler:Southern Heavyweight Championship::The Man of PA:Last Man Standing

But not for long. I took the LMS for Wrestlemania last year. I'm coming back for what's mine.
 
2013-04-08 07:49:28 PM

Mind of the North Star: FiendishFellow05: "THE ROCK...HAS COME BACK...TO PISS IN VINCE MCMAHON'S EYE!"

Nice of Rock to skip town like that. Thanks, pal.

I honestly don't blame him. Why would you anyone wanna be apart of this shiat? It was all over The Rocks face when he raised Cena's hand and the place booed the hell out of it.


/Not surprised.
//Don't blame him.


As a movie star side of things, he's done a great job of promoting his movies through this. Overall, I'm fine with that. All our "action stars" are in their 50s now, I'm fine if he becomes the go-to legit action guy.
 
2013-04-08 07:49:59 PM
Folks, I'll only be here for the first hour, not that anyone cares.  Louisville's in the title game, and as someone whose apartment is smack dab in one of the riot zones Metro PD has set up for tonight's game, well, yeah.
 
2013-04-08 07:50:16 PM

verbaltoxin: So one thing I've noticed is that title reigns in WWE have noticeably lengthened. Take the Tag Team Championships. In all of 2012, only 4 teams held the straps. In 2010 and 2011, seven teams held the belts. Hell No are the 5th longest WWE Tag Team Champions in history (The WWE World Tag Team Championships are considered a second title with separate lineage). In 46 days they'll tie Miz and Morrison, in 76 they'll tie the Colons, and if Kane and Daniel Bryan hold the tag titles for another 87 days, they'll tie MNM's 3 combined reigns at 291 days, making Hell No tied as the 2nd longest reigning Tag Team Champions in WWE history.


It's a good thing, in my opinion at least, that title reigns are lasting longer. I hate it when companies play hot potato with belts.
 
2013-04-08 07:51:10 PM

penguin31: Folks, I'll only be here for the first hour, not that anyone cares.  Louisville's in the title game, and as someone whose apartment is smack dab in one of the riot zones Metro PD has set up for tonight's game, well, yeah.


I think you're save, people in KY and WV just burn couches.
 
2013-04-08 07:51:49 PM

tbaughm: .


WOW...safe.
 
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