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2013-04-08 02:57:41 PM
8 votes:
go home headline, you're drunk.
2013-04-08 05:49:42 PM
7 votes:

SlothB77: looks like an ocean turning into a plane.


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2013-04-08 09:21:44 PM
2 votes:
Lemme help.

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2013-04-09 12:39:35 AM
1 votes:

untaken_name:  could now face
 suggests that
could also
It's certainly plausible
 it could of course
supercomputer to simulate likely changes
evidence to suggest
could be
 could happen
modelling suggested
likely to
 most likely
probability of
are thought to be


Oh, well, that's settled, then.


Worst haiku ever.
2013-04-08 10:35:22 PM
1 votes:

Ambitwistor: By the way, they're not calculating CAPE. They calculate "Ellrod's turbulence index" and 20 other turbulence metrics, none of which are CAPE.


You're bringing elves into this?
2013-04-08 08:35:38 PM
1 votes:

vossiewulf: As an aside, anyone who takes off their seat belt for any purpose other than going to the bathroom on a flight is a dumbass. I just had one recently where I was tail end Charlie in a regional jet which got a TCAS warning to descend to avoid collision, which they did correctly by pitching that puppy hard into a dive. With me way behind the CG, I would bounced off the ceiling had I not been wearing the belt.


Top hole! Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

/nothing is obscure on Fark.
2013-04-08 07:43:25 PM
1 votes:
www.eonline.com

"I'm in control!"

/"Another screwdriver, sugartits!"
2013-04-08 06:36:29 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: My browser shows a row of boxes

+---+
| ∃ 0|
| ∃ 0|
+---+

followed by a jet icon.



A Short Play by Brantgoose

Passenger in Seat C56: The plane's going down! We have to lighten the load! Throw out the luggage!

Passenger in Seat C54:  We can't reach the luggage, it's in the baggage compartment
.

Seat C56:   Why is the luggage in the baggage compartment?

Seat C54:It's a Virgin flight.

Seat C56
Then throw out something else we don't need!

Seat C54:Throw out the airplane boxed lunches.


All: YAAAAAAAAAAY!

(Somewhere over the mid-Atlantic a tiny jet leaves a trail of tiny boxes.)
2013-04-08 06:04:20 PM
1 votes:
"It's certainly plausible that if flights get diverted more to fly around turbulence rather than through it then the amount of fuel that needs to be burnt will increase," he told BBC News.

It's like there's some god out there that does this stuff on purpose.
2013-04-08 06:00:28 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Chemtrails.
2013-04-08 05:58:22 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Fasten you seatbelts....
[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x300]


why?

i50.tinypic.com
2013-04-08 05:56:48 PM
1 votes:
blogs.villagevoice.com

I can help unenturbulate your airplane's entheta!
2013-04-08 05:56:25 PM
1 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Thing A may happen if thing B happens. Wow.

/cool headline tho, i guess. We're still amused by ASCII for some reason


ASCII would have been

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2013-04-08 05:56:12 PM
1 votes:
Google search on this sucker is scary.   And the image seach, too.

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This one.  Not so much.
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Why is that?
2013-04-08 05:55:56 PM
1 votes:
yep...thanks for the chemtrail subby...now I can't think for myself.
2013-04-08 05:54:07 PM
1 votes:
I'm not sayin' it's chem trails.

But it's chem trails.
2013-04-08 03:51:17 PM
1 votes:
i96.photobucket.com
2013-04-08 03:42:45 PM
1 votes:
Fasten you seatbelts....
24.media.tumblr.com
 
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