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(Daily Record (UK))   Scientists prove that looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health. In other news, FARK is now officially a nation of supermen   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line 260
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2013-04-08 02:42:23 PM  
i find your ideas intriguing, etc.
 
2013-04-08 02:47:36 PM  
I'll start:

oi46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 02:48:38 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
For the health benetits -er- fits
 
2013-04-08 02:54:37 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 03:04:19 PM  

dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]


That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds
 
2013-04-08 05:34:43 PM  
I words good think health smart.
 
2013-04-08 05:34:50 PM  

NuttierThanEver: dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]

That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds




Was going to say the same thing! She isn't even seasoning it properly...
 
2013-04-08 05:35:31 PM  

NuttierThanEver: dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]

That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds


fatkidatcamp.com
 
2013-04-08 05:35:43 PM  
 
2013-04-08 05:36:02 PM  

FlashHarry: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1269]


Real boobs, please. Keep the falsies, especially Denise Milani's out of here.
 
2013-04-08 05:36:17 PM  
I'm doing this for the good of humanity

img541.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 05:37:23 PM  
img138.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 05:37:56 PM  

dudemanbro: I'll start:


One of my all-time favorites. Was her info ever found?

/seconds please
 
2013-04-08 05:38:21 PM  
To your health, lads!

img.badman.sk
 
2013-04-08 05:38:32 PM  
img11.imageshack.us

Healing the world, one jiggle at a time
 
2013-04-08 05:38:42 PM  
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing."

Yeah, bullshytte.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm
 
2013-04-08 05:39:02 PM  
Googling Dr Karen Weatherby turns up some rather pleasant results.
 
2013-04-08 05:39:19 PM  
So which is failmitter's biggest failure? Posting an urban legend from 16 years ago, or posting the article that repeated the urban legend two years ago?
 
2013-04-08 05:39:27 PM  

minoridiot: Repeat from 10 years ago, and it isn't true.


SHUT YOUR DIRTY, FOUL MOUTH.

/continue thread, please
//more Meg Tilly, please
 
2013-04-08 05:39:32 PM  
img826.imageshack.us

You wheel, I'll heal
 
2013-04-08 05:41:09 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 05:41:17 PM  

puckrock2000: So which is failmitter's biggest failure? Posting an urban legend from 16 years ago, or posting the article that repeated the urban legend two years ago?


brimed03: minoridiot: Repeat from 10 years ago, and it isn't true.

SHUT YOUR DIRTY, FOUL MOUTH.

/continue thread, please
//more Meg Tilly, please


I detect zero fail with this thread....

img13.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 05:41:40 PM  
Does the study go any further to discuss the physical health benefits to me of fondling, sucking or motorboating said boobicles?  If it does, does it specify what the prison sentences might be?
 
2013-04-08 05:41:45 PM  

Mr.Hawk: NuttierThanEver: dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]

That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds

Was going to say the same thing! She isn't even seasoning it properly...


That's because the joke is missing.

imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 05:42:00 PM  
What does "research" say about bookmarking threads?
 
2013-04-08 05:42:22 PM  

NuttierThanEver: dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]

That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds


didn't notice there was any basting of birds in the picture
 
2013-04-08 05:43:17 PM  

puckrock2000: So which is failmitter's biggest failure? Posting an urban legend from 16 years ago, or posting the article that repeated the urban legend two years ago?


Do you really care that the "study" is wrong?  Will that make you less interested in looking at boobs?
 
2013-04-08 05:43:22 PM  
img809.imageshack.us

mmm pasty wonderfulness. and dressed as Snow White....
 
2013-04-08 05:43:56 PM  
stixblog.com
 
2013-04-08 05:44:27 PM  
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

Only five?
 
2013-04-08 05:44:56 PM  
img856.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 05:45:01 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 05:45:03 PM  
I can't cut back to 10 minutes!!
 
2013-04-08 05:45:58 PM  
I notice this thread is running about 30:1 comments compared to the one right above it...fancy that!
 
2013-04-08 05:46:27 PM  

minoridiot: Repeat from 10 years ago, and it isn't true.


Pffft.  I'm a nudist.  I'm in such great shape that J.J. Abrams cast Benedict Cumberbatch to play me in an upcoming Star Trek movie...
 
2013-04-08 05:46:47 PM  

puckrock2000: So which is failmitter's biggest failure? Posting an urban legend from 16 years ago, or posting the article that repeated the urban legend two years ago?


PaulRuddSethRogenPlayingVideoGames.jpg
 
2013-04-08 05:47:18 PM  
img18.imageshack.us

I'm feeling better already
 
2013-04-08 05:47:22 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 05:47:30 PM  
I'm 11 and what is this?

/okay, not really, I'm gay but I know what boobs are
//I admit, they don't do anything for me romantically but they are fun to hang out with
 
2013-04-08 05:48:28 PM  
well there goes 2 and one half hours
 
2013-04-08 05:48:39 PM  
I don't feel well today, perhaps some Farkette should try her healing powers on me.

/EIP
 
2013-04-08 05:48:49 PM  

Stone Meadow: I notice this thread is running about 30:1 comments compared to the one right above it...fancy that!


Somehow I don't think the other one would be helped by pics.
 
2013-04-08 05:48:53 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 05:49:04 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: mmm pasty wonderfulness. and dressed as Snow White....


I like... Pale complexion is one of the things that gets me. Helps that my wife is about as pale as a cloud, even after a week in the Florida sun.
 
2013-04-08 05:50:17 PM  
When SFW animals attack!
 
2013-04-08 05:51:32 PM  
Tick
 
2013-04-08 05:52:55 PM  
thegreatone22.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-08 05:53:01 PM  
img801.imageshack.us

Yummy perfection!
 
2013-04-08 05:53:28 PM  

sudo give me more cowbell: Stone Meadow: I notice this thread is running about 30:1 comments compared to the one right above it...fancy that!

Somehow I don't think the other one would be helped by pics.


Nttawwt

/oblig
 
2013-04-08 05:53:51 PM  
I'm doing this for YOUR health, Farkers!

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 05:54:07 PM  
Would it be too much to ask that every picture have the subject's name in the filename?

/and I don't mean "boobs"
// I guess I kind of do
 
2013-04-08 05:54:37 PM  
evfxonline.com
 
2013-04-08 05:54:44 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 05:55:38 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 05:55:39 PM  

kmaywfec: Would it be too much to ask that every picture have the subject's name in the filename?

/and I don't mean "boobs"
// I guess I kind of do


Mine does, cuz I like to share the wealth.
 
2013-04-08 05:56:38 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 05:56:38 PM  
For once, I don't mind "news" that keeps repeating for 13 years (at least).
 
2013-04-08 05:57:49 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 05:58:41 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 05:59:17 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 05:59:59 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 06:00:40 PM  
Yay, Blouse Clowns thread
 
2013-04-08 06:03:19 PM  
i50.tinypic.com

i45.tinypic.com

i46.tinypic.com

i50.tinypic.com

i49.tinypic.com

i46.tinypic.com

i47.tinypic.com

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 06:04:20 PM  
Is Dirk on vacation or something?

Summoning DirktheDaring! You are needed in the boob thread.
 
2013-04-08 06:05:13 PM  
Need some action here

Jigglypops

one nsfw
 
2013-04-08 06:06:16 PM  
img802.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 06:08:02 PM  

kmaywfec: I can't cut back to 10 minutes!!


Yeah but if you stare at them for longer than 10 minutes, your heartrate goes through the roof and you'll die a lot quicker (although happy).
 
2013-04-08 06:08:10 PM  
fashstyleworld.com
 
2013-04-08 06:08:14 PM  
I'll just throw this in there:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Too lazy to click? It's cool, here's the the TL;DR: The story is false. It's an old email hoax that shiatty newspapers keep recycling without fact checking. It's wishful thinking and ultimately bullshiat.

/Please continue.
 
2013-04-08 06:08:33 PM  
img545.imageshack.us
 This is SFW, just look at the original up-thread. Massive wood between her legs, too.
 
2013-04-08 06:09:08 PM  
thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-08 06:09:13 PM  
Also, this story is from 2011. Anything to post pics of boobs, I guess.
 
2013-04-08 06:10:48 PM  
I personally prefer old school remedies:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 06:12:54 PM  
Medical question, does it have to be cleavage? Or does side boob work?

'cause it works for me!

img202.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 06:15:38 PM  
Well, by the standards of men who live in their Mother's basement, at least.
 
2013-04-08 06:16:56 PM  
I prefer my boobs in motion.
NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-04-08 06:17:00 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I personally prefer old school remedies:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 398x600]


Did Woody Harrelson have a sex change?
 
2013-04-08 06:18:47 PM  

puckrock2000: So which is failmitter's biggest failure? Posting an urban legend from 16 years ago, or posting the article that repeated the urban legend two years ago

success? Spectacularly large left breast or stupendously huge right breast???

/ftfm
 
2013-04-08 06:20:07 PM  
 
2013-04-08 06:22:31 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: DjangoStonereaver: I personally prefer old school remedies:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 398x600]

Did Woody Harrelson have a sex change?


You obviously didn't grow up in the late 70s/early 80s.

That is the legendary Roberta Pedon, and a GIS for her name will be gratifyingly NSFW.
 
2013-04-08 06:23:14 PM  
 
2013-04-08 06:23:51 PM  
Is this a BIE thread?

/EIP
 
2013-04-08 06:26:21 PM  
 
2013-04-08 06:27:24 PM  
GIF best format? You decide.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-04-08 06:30:18 PM  
 
2013-04-08 06:32:14 PM  
I prefer smaller boobs. They won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.
 
2013-04-08 06:32:17 PM  
Was going to post something here.  Bookmark, that's it.
 
2013-04-08 06:33:14 PM  
Whereas if you're looking at breasts for over 4 hours, consult a physician.
 
2013-04-08 06:33:40 PM  

weapon13: kmaywfec: I can't cut back to 10 minutes!!

Yeah but if you stare at them for longer than 10 minutes, your heartrate goes through the roof and you'll die a lot quicker (although happy).


But then I wouldnt be able to stare at moar boobs and have the sad as I realize I was dying.
 
2013-04-08 06:34:22 PM  
 
2013-04-08 06:37:06 PM  
If I bookmark this thread, will I be rewarded with super human powers?  Cuz I'd really like the ability of xray vision.
 
2013-04-08 06:37:48 PM  
 
2013-04-08 06:40:34 PM  
 
2013-04-08 06:41:01 PM  
Thanks Elegy - keep em coming!
 
2013-04-08 06:43:36 PM  
 
2013-04-08 06:45:16 PM  

abhorrent1: I prefer smaller boobs. They won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.


Oh come on now, this is easy.  Don't date women over 30 who have huge boobs.  Problem solved.
 
2013-04-08 06:47:26 PM  
Aaaaand Elegy won the thread, but doesn't stop.

Aaaaaand I approve!
 
2013-04-08 06:49:02 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Thanks Elegy - keep em coming!


Right-o. Thanks for the encouragement. I was getting that awkward feeling when you start posting in a thread just as everyone else stops....

NSFW

One of my all time faves NSFW. On another note, check out that imgur filename...

NSFW
 
2013-04-08 06:50:58 PM  

abhorrent1: I prefer smaller boobs. They won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.


Nobody said you had to pick a single pair to look at for the rest of your life. The study is about looking at foobies, not marrying them.
 
2013-04-08 06:52:38 PM  
 
2013-04-08 06:53:40 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 06:58:27 PM  
 
2013-04-08 07:00:01 PM  

Edwardo17: I'll just throw this in there:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Too lazy to click? It's cool, here's the the TL;DR: The story is false. It's an old email hoax that shiatty newspapers keep recycling without fact checking. It's wishful thinking and ultimately bullshiat.


/Please continue.


Will do!
 
2013-04-08 07:01:09 PM  
Who was the baseball player with the busty wife, standing on the mound during the national anthem?  Can someone post it?
 
2013-04-08 07:03:33 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img802.imageshack.us image 445x721]


You know, prison doesn't sound all that bad...
 
2013-04-08 07:03:47 PM  
SFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

Annnnndddd I'm out for now.
 
2013-04-08 07:04:33 PM  
This thread is better than fish oil.
 
2013-04-08 07:07:05 PM  
kg4cyx.net
 
2013-04-08 07:07:29 PM  
Cover me, boys. I'm going in. And I'm saving lives.

www.rccrawler.com

talkafrika.com

evilmolly.com
 
2013-04-08 07:07:39 PM  
i dont mind small or medium either
 
2013-04-08 07:07:57 PM  
If I post here to thank Elegy for his hard work, does that make me a pervert, or just a red-blooded bookmarker?
 
2013-04-08 07:10:33 PM  

planes: Who was the baseball player with the busty wife, standing on the mound during the national anthem?  Can someone post it?


www.umpbump.com
 
2013-04-08 07:15:18 PM  

Arachnophobe: I'm doing this for YOUR health, Farkers!


Thank you, sir.
 
2013-04-08 07:17:06 PM  
Well I guess I'd better contribute my fair share.
I think I like 'em a bit perkier than most.
imworld.aufeminin.com
img-fotki.yandex.ru
img-fotki.yandex.ru
img-fotki.yandex.ru
 
2013-04-08 07:19:07 PM  
I will never Die.

/ but I may go blind first.
 
2013-04-08 07:24:30 PM  
Here's a video of a bouncy hotty riding her bike. She keeps what little clothing she's wearing on. Still, it's probably NSFW.
 
2013-04-08 07:24:47 PM  
Will any Farkettes like to help me stay healthy? EIP!

/BIE!
//Please!
///Thanks!
 
2013-04-08 07:44:03 PM  
IBTC representin

honda-tech.com

/ loves dem raisins
 
2013-04-08 07:51:31 PM  
Let me contribute to other people's health!

i2.listal.com
 
2013-04-08 07:54:36 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 07:55:46 PM  
not a bookmark
gt
 
2013-04-08 08:06:19 PM  
Yeoman's work, image posters. You're doing yeoman's work here.

Carry on.
 
2013-04-08 08:06:36 PM  
Well, I no longer feel ashamed about oggling RDJ and Tom Hiddleston, thanks guys!

Also, this thread needs world champion pole dancer Felix Cane's Zumanity performance
 
2013-04-08 08:08:14 PM  
photogallery.indiatimes.com

...and that's how Fark turned me into a goddamned sexual tyrannasaurus
 
2013-04-08 08:11:53 PM  
This is a bookmark.

FOR SCIENCE.
 
2013-04-08 08:13:30 PM  
crow202.org
 
2013-04-08 08:14:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Medical question, does it have to be cleavage? Or does side boob work?


We should conduct a randomized trial. For Science!

crow202.org
 
2013-04-08 08:15:15 PM  
This thread is my new happy place!

solitariogeorge.files.wordpress.com

dudemandude.net

www.veryfunnypics.com
 
2013-04-08 08:32:23 PM  

megarian: This is a bookmark.

FOR SCIENCE.


You monster.
 
2013-04-08 08:38:46 PM  
 
2013-04-08 08:41:40 PM  
To all those helping the thread (especially Elegy): good on ya!

/I'd be very grateful for Healings In Email. (Just sayin')
 
2013-04-08 08:48:23 PM  
I, uh, thread..EIP...

i541.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 08:49:33 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2013-04-08 08:56:04 PM  
After last week's thread, I think the mods are trying to test our stamina

www.empowernetwork.com
 
2013-04-08 08:59:42 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:00:21 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:00:42 PM  
I guess I'm the newest supplement?
 
2013-04-08 09:01:02 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:01:46 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:02:33 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:03:09 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:03:49 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:04:21 PM  

Banned on the Run: I think the mods are trying to test our stamina


crow202.org

They may take our lives, but they will never take... our JPEGs!!!1!
 
2013-04-08 09:04:25 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:05:01 PM  

danceswithcrows: Banned on the Run: I think the mods are trying to test our stamina

[crow202.org image 600x450]

They may take our lives, but they will never take... our JPEGs!!!1!


hahaha!
 
2013-04-08 09:05:37 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:06:48 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:07:36 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:08:36 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:09:23 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:10:02 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:11:06 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:12:03 PM  
Hey, has anyone posted Denise Milani yet?

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:12:11 PM  
crow202.org

(I think if this picture had a squirrel in it, it'd sum up a large part of Fark...)
 
2013-04-08 09:13:47 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:14:41 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:19:09 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 09:20:45 PM  
crow202.org

I'm not entirely sure about the lighting here, but whatever.
 
2013-04-08 09:20:55 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:22:07 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:22:46 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:23:33 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:24:08 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:25:29 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:26:47 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 09:28:13 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:28:51 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 09:29:47 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:30:48 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:31:42 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 09:32:41 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 09:33:25 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 09:34:06 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:35:16 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 09:36:23 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:36:34 PM  

Banned on the Run: Here you go, Elegy (NSFW)


Thank you kind sir! That first girl you posted running on the beach still has me sweating.
 
2013-04-08 09:37:25 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:39:16 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:40:38 PM  
Just realized that I reposted three gifs by mistake in my earlier posts.

These were meant to be posted instead. Why not celebrate women who are other amazing assets?

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-04-08 09:41:47 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com


/thread died, then I realized there's a basketball game on right now
//yay DVR
 
2013-04-08 09:46:09 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:49:44 PM  

Banned on the Run: /thread died, then I realized there's a basketball game on right now
//yay DVR


Some people win the genetic lottery, some people lose it.
i.imgur.com

/girl in the hat looks pissed off that she lost
 
2013-04-08 09:50:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 09:51:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 09:56:34 PM  

minoridiot: Repeat from 10 years ago, and it isn't true.


10 years? More like 15. And no, I don't have a farking citation.
 
2013-04-08 09:56:38 PM  
 
2013-04-08 09:57:05 PM  
crow202.org

The basketball game is all staticky for some reason, so I'm posting instead of watching it....
 
2013-04-08 09:59:07 PM  

Bane of Broone: FlashHarry: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1269]

Real boobs, please. Keep the falsies, especially Denise Milani's out of here.


Yeah, she is SUCH a beast!

Jesus Christ.
 
2013-04-08 10:00:17 PM  
 
2013-04-08 10:02:31 PM  
Eh, wasn't sure if I should or not but what the hell.
 
2013-04-08 10:08:59 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I personally prefer old school remedies:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 398x600]


I'm not saying I've seen every boob thread the last 5 years, but I do know I have never seen a pic of Roberta Pedon on Fark before now. Bless you sir.
 
2013-04-08 10:12:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

/I'm out
//check in tomorrow
 
2013-04-08 10:15:17 PM  

Bane of Broone: FlashHarry: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1269]

Real boobs, please. Keep the falsies, especially Denise Milani's out of here.


Actually, in the old pics of her they are real.
She got into fitness and slimmed down, then got implants.
 
2013-04-08 10:16:46 PM  

Banned on the Run: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

/I'm out
//check in tomorrow


Thank you for making my day.
 
2013-04-08 10:23:26 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

...anyhow, carry on, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....
 
2013-04-08 10:25:08 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Contrabulous Flabtraption: DjangoStonereaver: I personally prefer old school remedies:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 398x600]

Did Woody Harrelson have a sex change?

You obviously didn't grow up in the late 70s/early 80s.

That is the legendary Roberta Pedon, and a GIS for her name will be gratifyingly NSFW.


Had no idea she died. Just assumed she had retired from the biz. Sad. She was one of the all-timers.
 
2013-04-08 10:28:09 PM  
Well, that's it. I'm immortal.
 
2013-04-08 10:28:31 PM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 640x480]
[crow202.org image 434x640]

...anyhow, carry on, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....


Heh, I just wait for the boobies stars to come to me.
 
2013-04-08 10:44:49 PM  

SearchN: Heh, I just wait for the stars to come to me.



Stars?
crow202.org
crow202.org
...not Hollywood stars, but we aim to please....
 
2013-04-08 10:54:39 PM  
Elegy and Banned on the Run, there are not enough Internets to award you, and your TotalFark subscriptions aren't up, so I can't sponsor. I'll have to name my first two children after you. Or my SO's boobs, at least.

BTW, Fark needs another button besides Smart and Funny. "Hawt", perhaps?
 
2013-04-08 10:59:34 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-08 11:03:19 PM  
Scientists prove that looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health. In other news, FARK is now officially a nation of supermen.

And superwomen, sexistmitter -- or 10% of them, anyway. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

To all Farkettes: I appreciate you for more than your pink-nosed puppies. I value your minds most of all. While we crass and shallow men think with our nether organ, you think with your heart. So when I look at you, I'm really staring at your mind & heart, and the puppies just get in the way. Bad, bad puppies.

/PIE (puppies in e-mail)
//EIP
 
2013-04-08 11:29:06 PM  

gerbilpox: Scientists prove that looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health. In other news, FARK is now officially a nation of supermen.

And superwomen, sexistmitter -- or 10% of them, anyway. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

To all Farkettes: I appreciate you for more than your pink-nosed puppies. I value your minds most of all. While we crass and shallow men think with our nether organ, you think with your heart. So when I look at you, I'm really staring at your mind & heart, and the puppies just get in the way. Bad, bad puppies.

/PIE (puppies in e-mail)
//EIP


THIS!
 
2013-04-08 11:52:34 PM  
Only 10 minutes a day?  That doesn't seem right.
 
2013-04-08 11:58:06 PM  
I know I feel healthier. Thanks, junk science!
 
2013-04-08 11:59:54 PM  
Banned on the Run for President!

/dude, can I copy your hard drive?
 
2013-04-09 12:01:08 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img856.imageshack.us image 371x480]


You must be this big around to go on this ride.
 
2013-04-09 12:01:27 AM  
excellent thread

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2013-04-09 12:19:43 AM  

megarian: This is a bookmark.

FOR SCIENCE.


Aren't you going to contribute to our health?
 
2013-04-09 12:28:17 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Banned on the Run: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

/I'm out
//check in tomorrow

Thank you for making my day.


Not just yours...

I needed a thread like this, after the day I've had...
 
2013-04-09 01:31:14 AM  

John Buck 41: DjangoStonereaver: Contrabulous Flabtraption: DjangoStonereaver: I personally prefer old school remedies:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 398x600]

Did Woody Harrelson have a sex change?

You obviously didn't grow up in the late 70s/early 80s.

That is the legendary Roberta Pedon, and a GIS for her name will be gratifyingly NSFW.

Had no idea she died. Just assumed she had retired from the biz. Sad. She was one of the all-timers.


She should have looked in the mirror more.
 
2013-04-09 01:32:30 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Would have been more immortal than Vandal Savage if Abe Vigoda hadn't beheaded him.
 
2013-04-09 01:37:12 AM  
 
2013-04-09 01:58:08 AM  
If any Farkettes want to supply some homegrown health boosters, EIP.
 
2013-04-09 02:50:11 AM  
Dead kittens everywhere.
 
2013-04-09 03:15:51 AM  

poxic: "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing."

Yeah, bullshytte.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm


It's Still Real To Me Dammit! Won't anyone consider my health? EIP
 
2013-04-09 03:23:43 AM  

Philbb: poxic: "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing."

Yeah, bullshytte.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm

It's Still Real To Me Dammit! Won't anyone consider my health? EIP


This deserves more attention than say, homeopathy as a way to promote health. I am furiously working on a system of just what shape of boobs you need to look at to cure various disorders.
 
2013-04-09 04:24:45 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 04:27:35 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 04:45:16 AM  

Edwardo17: I'll just throw this in there:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Too lazy to click? It's cool, here's the the TL;DR: The story is false. It's an old email hoax that shiatty newspapers keep recycling without fact checking. It's wishful thinking and ultimately bullshiat.

/Please continue.


You can just burn in Hell for that contribution.
 
2013-04-09 05:42:24 AM  
I have EIP if any Farkette wants to be my personal health coach!

/BIE
 
2013-04-09 05:55:02 AM  

John Buck 41: DjangoStonereaver: I personally prefer old school remedies:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 398x600]

I'm not saying I've seen every boob thread the last 5 years, but I do know I have never seen a pic of Roberta Pedon on Fark before now. Bless you sir.


She is the image in my mind whenever I hear the word 'boobs', and thank you for your kind words.

NSFW, just for you
 
2013-04-09 06:26:39 AM  
Boobmark
 
2013-04-09 08:30:26 AM  
Bookmarked for therapy session after work.
 
2013-04-09 09:05:18 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: John Buck 41: DjangoStonereaver: I personally prefer old school remedies:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 398x600]

I'm not saying I've seen every boob thread the last 5 years, but I do know I have never seen a pic of Roberta Pedon on Fark before now. Bless you sir.

She is the image in my mind whenever I hear the word 'boobs', and thank you for your kind words.

NSFW, just for you


Much obliged.
 
2013-04-09 09:18:23 AM  

Mr.Hawk: Is Dirk on vacation or something?

Summoning DirktheDaring! You are needed in the boob thread.


No, my vacation isn't until the third weekend in July. I'm just having a really productive week at work so far, and I don't want to lose steam.


And it looks like fileden links are still "unfetchable". Fnck.

Good work, everybody else!
 
2013-04-09 09:35:35 AM  

brimed03: dudemanbro: I'll start:

One of my all-time favorites. Was her info ever found?

/seconds please


Nikki from Redclouds.
 
2013-04-09 09:56:50 AM  
Not a bookmark. Nosiree boob Bob.
 
2013-04-09 09:57:53 AM  
One more for the road....
crow202.org
 
2013-04-09 11:00:18 AM  
img688.imageshack.us

Allow the healing to begin!
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:16:45 AM  
ts4.mm.bing.net

Good Morning, Everybody!
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:18:51 AM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:21:13 AM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:27:04 AM  
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:35:53 AM  
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:36:37 AM  
Are we done here?
 
2013-04-09 11:37:00 AM  
img15.imageshack.us
img838.imageshack.us
img838.imageshack.us
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:43:57 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:48:19 AM  
Link1.bp.blogspot.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
nsfw
 
2013-04-09 11:51:21 AM  
<bookmark>

( . ) ( . )
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:52:31 AM  
 
2MS
2013-04-09 11:55:59 AM  
 
2MS
2013-04-09 12:02:03 PM  
 
2MS
2013-04-09 12:10:15 PM  
 
2MS
2013-04-09 12:16:26 PM  
 
2MS
2013-04-09 12:18:52 PM  
Is anybody still there, or am I playing with myself?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 12:29:46 PM  
I'm here, and will be for a LONG time.

/with all these added health benefits!
 
2013-04-09 12:38:26 PM  
Red 5 checking in
 
2MS
2013-04-09 12:43:39 PM  
 
2MS
2013-04-09 12:46:54 PM  
www.nakedhotmilfs.com
ts4.mm.bing.net
www.sensualwallpapers.com
 
2MS
2013-04-09 12:49:44 PM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2MS
2013-04-09 12:54:28 PM  
How about a little help here? I feel like I'm at home fapping in the closet.....

ts4.mm.bing.net
24.media.tumblr.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2MS
2013-04-09 12:57:13 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-09 01:00:20 PM  
argh. i missed this one.
 
2013-04-09 01:02:51 PM  
DAMN!! who is the last one in red and glasses!!!

thank FSM for BOOBS!!!!
 
2MS
2013-04-09 01:06:39 PM  

Omahawg: argh. i missed this one.


www.danheller.comI'm still up for it if anyone else is.
 
2MS
2013-04-09 01:11:45 PM  
 
2MS
2013-04-09 01:15:19 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
media4.onsugar.com
media15.onsugar.com
 
2013-04-09 04:27:56 PM  

2MS: Is anybody still there, or am I playing with myself?


[i.imgur.com image 850x850]


Probably both
 
2013-04-10 10:36:56 AM  

Banned on the Run:


Well, my 10 minutes are up now.

You sir, deserve a medal.
 
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