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(Daily Record (UK))   Scientists prove that looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health. In other news, FARK is now officially a nation of supermen   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line 260
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2013-04-08 02:42:23 PM  
i find your ideas intriguing, etc.
 
2013-04-08 02:47:36 PM  
I'll start:

oi46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 02:48:38 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
For the health benetits -er- fits
 
2013-04-08 02:54:37 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 03:04:19 PM  

dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]


That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds
 
2013-04-08 05:34:43 PM  
I words good think health smart.
 
2013-04-08 05:34:50 PM  

NuttierThanEver: dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]

That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds




Was going to say the same thing! She isn't even seasoning it properly...
 
2013-04-08 05:35:31 PM  

NuttierThanEver: dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]

That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds


fatkidatcamp.com
 
2013-04-08 05:35:43 PM  
 
2013-04-08 05:36:02 PM  

FlashHarry: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1269]


Real boobs, please. Keep the falsies, especially Denise Milani's out of here.
 
2013-04-08 05:36:17 PM  
I'm doing this for the good of humanity

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2013-04-08 05:37:23 PM  
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2013-04-08 05:37:56 PM  

dudemanbro: I'll start:


One of my all-time favorites. Was her info ever found?

/seconds please
 
2013-04-08 05:38:21 PM  
To your health, lads!

img.badman.sk
 
2013-04-08 05:38:32 PM  
img11.imageshack.us

Healing the world, one jiggle at a time
 
2013-04-08 05:38:42 PM  
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing."

Yeah, bullshytte.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm
 
2013-04-08 05:39:02 PM  
Googling Dr Karen Weatherby turns up some rather pleasant results.
 
2013-04-08 05:39:19 PM  
So which is failmitter's biggest failure? Posting an urban legend from 16 years ago, or posting the article that repeated the urban legend two years ago?
 
2013-04-08 05:39:27 PM  

minoridiot: Repeat from 10 years ago, and it isn't true.


SHUT YOUR DIRTY, FOUL MOUTH.

/continue thread, please
//more Meg Tilly, please
 
2013-04-08 05:39:32 PM  
img826.imageshack.us

You wheel, I'll heal
 
2013-04-08 05:41:09 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 05:41:17 PM  

puckrock2000: So which is failmitter's biggest failure? Posting an urban legend from 16 years ago, or posting the article that repeated the urban legend two years ago?


brimed03: minoridiot: Repeat from 10 years ago, and it isn't true.

SHUT YOUR DIRTY, FOUL MOUTH.

/continue thread, please
//more Meg Tilly, please


I detect zero fail with this thread....

img13.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 05:41:40 PM  
Does the study go any further to discuss the physical health benefits to me of fondling, sucking or motorboating said boobicles?  If it does, does it specify what the prison sentences might be?
 
2013-04-08 05:41:45 PM  

Mr.Hawk: NuttierThanEver: dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]

That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds

Was going to say the same thing! She isn't even seasoning it properly...


That's because the joke is missing.

imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 05:42:00 PM  
What does "research" say about bookmarking threads?
 
2013-04-08 05:42:22 PM  

NuttierThanEver: dudemanbro: I'll start:

[oi46.tinypic.com image 400x511]

That pic is so stupid, you don't need to baste if you brine your birds


didn't notice there was any basting of birds in the picture
 
2013-04-08 05:43:17 PM  

puckrock2000: So which is failmitter's biggest failure? Posting an urban legend from 16 years ago, or posting the article that repeated the urban legend two years ago?


Do you really care that the "study" is wrong?  Will that make you less interested in looking at boobs?
 
2013-04-08 05:43:22 PM  
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mmm pasty wonderfulness. and dressed as Snow White....
 
2013-04-08 05:43:56 PM  
stixblog.com
 
2013-04-08 05:44:27 PM  
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

Only five?
 
2013-04-08 05:44:56 PM  
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2013-04-08 05:45:01 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 05:45:03 PM  
I can't cut back to 10 minutes!!
 
2013-04-08 05:45:58 PM  
I notice this thread is running about 30:1 comments compared to the one right above it...fancy that!
 
2013-04-08 05:46:27 PM  

minoridiot: Repeat from 10 years ago, and it isn't true.


Pffft.  I'm a nudist.  I'm in such great shape that J.J. Abrams cast Benedict Cumberbatch to play me in an upcoming Star Trek movie...
 
2013-04-08 05:46:47 PM  

puckrock2000: So which is failmitter's biggest failure? Posting an urban legend from 16 years ago, or posting the article that repeated the urban legend two years ago?


PaulRuddSethRogenPlayingVideoGames.jpg
 
2013-04-08 05:47:18 PM  
img18.imageshack.us

I'm feeling better already
 
2013-04-08 05:47:22 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 05:47:30 PM  
I'm 11 and what is this?

/okay, not really, I'm gay but I know what boobs are
//I admit, they don't do anything for me romantically but they are fun to hang out with
 
2013-04-08 05:48:28 PM  
well there goes 2 and one half hours
 
2013-04-08 05:48:39 PM  
I don't feel well today, perhaps some Farkette should try her healing powers on me.

/EIP
 
2013-04-08 05:48:49 PM  

Stone Meadow: I notice this thread is running about 30:1 comments compared to the one right above it...fancy that!


Somehow I don't think the other one would be helped by pics.
 
2013-04-08 05:48:53 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-08 05:49:04 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: mmm pasty wonderfulness. and dressed as Snow White....


I like... Pale complexion is one of the things that gets me. Helps that my wife is about as pale as a cloud, even after a week in the Florida sun.
 
2013-04-08 05:50:17 PM  
When SFW animals attack!
 
2013-04-08 05:51:32 PM  
Tick
 
2013-04-08 05:52:55 PM  
thegreatone22.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-08 05:53:01 PM  
img801.imageshack.us

Yummy perfection!
 
2013-04-08 05:53:28 PM  

sudo give me more cowbell: Stone Meadow: I notice this thread is running about 30:1 comments compared to the one right above it...fancy that!

Somehow I don't think the other one would be helped by pics.


Nttawwt

/oblig
 
2013-04-08 05:53:51 PM  
I'm doing this for YOUR health, Farkers!

i1126.photobucket.com
 
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