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(RedState)   MSNBC host films a commercial saying that children don't belong to their parents or their families, but to their communities at large. This is an outrage, apparently   (redstate.com) divider line 41
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2013-04-08 05:42:35 PM
10 votes:

maxalt: James!: maxalt: Try passing a 9th grade passing test to graduate

I'm sure your son had a tip-top education.

Yes my son is now a private contractor making a lot more than you do I suspect. Why do you worry about what some one else makes? I guy long ago taught me " I don't care if the other guy makes more money than I do, I just want to make more money than I do". Work and you will, one day, if you work HARD, be one of the people how makes too much money. I have a life long friend who started in the music business in the late 1960's. He was starving, he would come and eat at my house, sleep in the basement, I would make his car payment, but he kept on and on struggling in the music business. Now he manages BIG time bands, , he worked his whole life hard to be where he is, he probably makes more in a year than you will make in your life time. Should all his work in freezing clubs in Michigan, days without food, sleeping in his car in the winter in Michigan, belong to someone else? He didn't earn that? Your jealously is just sickening, go out and try, if you fail try again. Keep trying until you are successful. Then tell me you owe you success to someone else, or government


God bless your wife for overcoming the social stigma and having children with someone of your... capacity.
2013-04-08 03:42:02 PM
8 votes:
You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.
2013-04-08 03:36:14 PM
4 votes:
Can I sue my community for child support?
2013-04-08 10:24:40 PM
3 votes:

Dinki: So Redstate, since children apparently 'belong' to only their parents, if said parents choose to abuse, neglect, or starve their children it's all good, right?


The free market will sort it out. When word gets around that those parents starve their children, no one will want to buy children from them.
2013-04-08 07:15:05 PM
3 votes:
This is an outrage, time for another rally!

www.charlock.org
2013-04-08 06:54:30 PM
3 votes:
Jesus Christ, I just lost about 10 IQ points reading this thread.
2013-04-08 04:03:09 PM
3 votes:

maxalt: Why is it that always when some one sees something that says government isn't the be all end all they go crazy? My son was MY RESPONSIBILITY, I do not want someone who was indoctrinated by the state ie teachers telling me how to raise my children. So you take the most brain dead path, what about child abuse?  Child abuse is already illegal and is punishable by up to life in jail. My son is well adjusted and smart has a well paying job and independent. He only spent the last two years of high school in public abuse buildings. The public schools do not teach ANYTHING!!! They teach "feel good". When over 50% of inner city school kids cannot read at a 2nd grade level when they graduate high school you people want more of public education? I had my son doing algebra when he was in the 3rd grade. Take responsibility and work hard to raise you child to be ready to face the world. Leave the government out of the picture, just because someone works for the government does NOT make them an angel or smart, just someone who failed at all else. My parents who were both teachers used to say "Those who can do, those who can't teach". And yes I truly loved my parents and miss them every day.


2/10. Needs more creationism.
2013-04-08 08:12:08 PM
2 votes:
Is this what the decline of Rome was like?
2013-04-08 06:59:13 PM
2 votes:

gilgigamesh: Jesus Christ, I just lost about 10 IQ points reading this thread.


I think putting "MSNBC" in the headline is like ringing the troll dinner bell.
2013-04-08 06:10:40 PM
2 votes:
The ingenious Pocket Ninja and my favorite troll Mike_LowELL are the only people I have favorited right now.  But keep it up, maxalt, and you can join the list.  I particularly like haw tenpoundsofcheese is taking your posts seriously.
2013-04-08 06:09:41 PM
2 votes:

maxalt: words



Dude, you really need to be more subtle if you're gonna make a run at this trolling business.
2013-04-08 04:27:16 PM
2 votes:

maxalt: Try passing a 9th grade passing test to graduate


I'm sure your son had a tip-top education.
2013-04-08 02:19:30 PM
2 votes:
The community has no role or responsibility for children.

Unless libs want to teach them science, right RedState?
2013-04-09 02:35:28 AM
1 votes:
Its truel   The state owns your ass.  Even Elvis got drafted.

2wheeltuesday.com
2013-04-09 01:50:58 AM
1 votes:

sendtodave: rohar: I have never raped or plundered even though I'm apparently predisposed to such shenanigans.

Oh, you're missing out!

Nothing stirs the blood like a good rape, followed by plundering, and rape.


Lo before me I see my mother and father.
Before me I see my sister and brother
...and the call to me, from the halls of Valhalla
asking "What the fark is wrong with you, you socially acceptable Vike!?":
2013-04-09 12:27:20 AM
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.


Welcome to COSTCO. I love you.
2013-04-09 12:23:19 AM
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: pxsteel: skullkrusher: badhatharry: She is very smart and very clear. She believes we need to break through our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents because it is not in the best interest of the collective. This is an old, bad idea.

I don't think she's saying that. If she is, she is welcome to this bag of dicks I save for just such occasions.

I think that is exactly what she is saying.  She is the social worker that shows up at the front door with the sheriff to take your kid.  Simply, because you dare swat your kid on the bottom at walmart for throwing a fit, as they will do from time to time.

Somewhere between a bowl of dicks and a .380 to the forehead is precisely what this woman deserves.

Haha, look at you three idiots, sucking each others' dicks.



Hey, I pay 5 bucks a month to watch that action.
2013-04-08 11:35:19 PM
1 votes:
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                            ALL YOUR KID ARE BELONG TO US.
2013-04-08 10:17:44 PM
1 votes:

badhatharry: Fart_Machine: jpo2269: There is a world of difference between saying we as a community have an obligation to help a neighbor in need vs. turn you children over to us, really things will be just fine.

Nobody is saying that except the morons on Red State.

Apparently some people still don't get it.


I agree, the folks at RedState still don't get it.
2013-04-08 09:47:51 PM
1 votes:
HOW DARE ANYONE SUGGEST THAT WE HAVE A COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY TO EACH OTHER AND ESPECIALLY TO OUR CHILDREN RRRRGH THIS MAKES ME SO MAD I'M GOING TO BLOG ABOUT IT AND THEN GO MASTURBATE INTO A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED
2013-04-08 09:29:33 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Mrtraveler01: Satanic_Hamster: And here we have what Fark Mods would consider a perfect thread; shiat on beyond belief by troll accounts.

This was never a good thread. The topic was incredibly stupid.

We might as well have just posted pictures of ponies, it's just as productive.

Oh now you've gone and done it.


fark yeah.
i58.photobucket.com
2013-04-08 08:57:45 PM
1 votes:

Majick Thise: Can I sue my community for child support?


Depends on how slutty your wife was.
2013-04-08 08:50:01 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: cchris_39: When he's an infant with a 104 fever and ass canon full of liquishiatTM,, he's mine.  When he's an adolescent and some girl or coach cuts him, he's mine.  When he's driving and you realize the curfew is so Mom and Dad can stop worrying and go to sleep, he's mine.  And everything else great and terrible in between.

My Dad is 79 as assures me that we never stop worrying about them.

Go have your own and get back to us in 20 years Melissa.  Kid.

I believe she has children.  And I bet she takes care of them when their sick, too.


Yes, but she's a terrible mother for not realizing that every man actually is an island.

/I'm a Christian so I can use this quote without any guilt :P
2013-04-08 08:04:43 PM
1 votes:

maxalt: Yes my son is now a private contractor making a lot more than you do I suspect. Why do you worry about what some one else makes? I guy long ago taught me " I don't care if the other guy makes more money than I do, I just want to make more money than I do". Work and you will, one day, if you work HARD, be one of the people how makes too much money. I have a life long friend who started in the music business in the late 1960's. He was starving, he would come and eat at my house, sleep in the basement, I would make his car payment, but he kept on and on struggling in the music business. Now he manages BIG time bands, , he worked his whole life hard to be where he is, he probably makes more in a year than you will make in your life time. Should all his work in freezing clubs in Michigan, days without food, sleeping in his car in the winter in Michigan, belong to someone else? He didn't earn that? Your jealously is just sickening, go out and try, if you fail try again. Keep trying until you are successful. Then tell me you owe you success to someone else, or government



I give up, what's the theme? 80s sitcoms? Arnold Schwarzenegger movies?
2013-04-08 07:53:00 PM
1 votes:

Almost Everybody Poops: I can't tell if  maxalt is genuine or not.  For one his handle frickin' maxALT, but that could all be part of his Poe's Law attempt at confusing people.


Maxalt is also the brand name of a drug used to treat migraines.

/Take from that what you will
2013-04-08 07:49:15 PM
1 votes:

maxalt: Why is it that always when some one sees something that says government isn't the be all end all they go crazy? My son was MY RESPONSIBILITY, I do not want someone who was indoctrinated by the state ie teachers telling me how to raise my children. So you take the most brain dead path, what about child abuse?  Child abuse is already illegal and is punishable by up to life in jail. My son is well adjusted and smart has a well paying job and independent. He only spent the last two years of high school in public abuse buildings. The public schools do not teach ANYTHING!!! They teach "feel good". When over 50% of inner city school kids cannot read at a 2nd grade level when they graduate high school you people want more of public education? I had my son doing algebra when he was in the 3rd grade. Take responsibility and work hard to raise you child to be ready to face the world. Leave the government out of the picture, just because someone works for the government does NOT make them an angel or smart, just someone who failed at all else. My parents who were both teachers used to say "Those who can do, those who can't teach". And yes I truly loved my parents and miss them every day.


^^^AMEN!
2013-04-08 07:43:48 PM
1 votes:
So kiddo, you think you own that business you started, that little lemonade stand on the corner?

Scratch that...you think you own that body you occupy right now? Oh really?

Sure, you made it from scratch, but someone else had to help you out to get it started.
And who grew the food you ate all your life? Who regulated the food producers, to ensure it was safe and nutritious?
Who built and regulated the roads, so that food could get to market, and land on your dinner table?
And who took care of that body you when it got sick? Who regulated the healthcare industry, and subsidized student loans so that doctors could get trained?
Who defended your body from physical harm, when imaginary brown people, pissed-off by years of US foreign policy, came to blow it up?
And so on, and so on, and so on.

Just so you know the score, you own nothing, not even yourself. "We" own everything.

AND WE OWN YOUR ASS.
2013-04-08 07:42:17 PM
1 votes:

indylaw: Children aren't property. However, as a general rule, it's the prerogative of parents themselves and not the nosy biatch down the street to raise children.


No one is suggesting otherwise.

MHP was making an obvious reference to the idea that a solid public education system is essential to a functioning progressive modern society.

For some reason, this fairly innocuous idea causes epic frothing from our friends on the right.
2013-04-08 06:56:31 PM
1 votes:
They don't until the real rich people that live on the mountains above the village tell the villagers to send their sons (and now daughters) off to die somewhere over there yonder.
2013-04-08 06:55:58 PM
1 votes:

maxalt: Why is it that always when some one sees something that says government isn't the be all end all they go crazy? My son was MY RESPONSIBILITY, I do not want someone who was indoctrinated by the state ie teachers telling me how to raise my children. So you take the most brain dead path, what about child abuse?  Child abuse is already illegal and is punishable by up to life in jail. My son is well adjusted and smart has a well paying job and independent. He only spent the last two years of high school in public abuse buildings. The public schools do not teach ANYTHING!!! They teach "feel good". When over 50% of inner city school kids cannot read at a 2nd grade level when they graduate high school you people want more of public education? I had my son doing algebra when he was in the 3rd grade. Take responsibility and work hard to raise you child to be ready to face the world. Leave the government out of the picture, just because someone works for the government does NOT make them an angel or smart, just someone who failed at all else. My parents who were both teachers used to say "Those who can do, those who can't teach". And yes I truly loved my parents and miss them every day.


What are public abuse buildings?
2013-04-08 06:31:54 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Wow. Your favorites list looks a lot like my ignore list. Except for PN of course.


C'mon, Mike_LowELL is a wonderful troll.  He makes me laugh a lot, though he can be hit and miss at times.  He and PN are the only ones on there right now.  maxalt makes me laugh sometimes, too.  Especially when someone like tenpoundsofcheese jumps in and agrees because he thinks he finally found someone of like mind.  Brilliant.  I keep meaning to put alywa on there, but keep forgetting.
2013-04-08 06:20:48 PM
1 votes:

sammyk: Isn't the whole small town thing where everyone knows your parents and keeps you in line a major component of what the bootstrappy types think merica should return to?


Oh, but that not what she meant.  She meant that they should be the physical property of the People, as represented by the top Party leaders.  They will decide what is best for the child and for the rest of us.  There will be a People's Council on Childhood Affairs that will determine which children are more suited to be soldiers, which are more suited to be bureaucrats, which are suited to scientists, etc.  Those deemed at risk of becoming a Public Enemy of the People will sent to reeducation centers (aka "Obamacamps") provided by FEMA.

I think that's what this dipshiat's afraid of.
2013-04-08 06:16:08 PM
1 votes:

vygramul: FTFA:
So kids belong to whole communities? Didn't we fight a war back in the 1800s to prove that people weren't owned by the state or anyone else, but were, in fact, people? Seriously?

So you think we fought a war to prove kids were the property of their parents? What?


What I want to know is, when did this idea creep up on us, that children are people? When I was a kid, I would have been laughed at if I claimed I had any rights. My parents would have laughed the hardest. In school we studied civics, but those weren't our rights we talked about. Now, everywhere you go is crawling with mouthy little farks who look like slouching sheepdogs. I'm not saying they should be community property, like I've got a timeshare on some neighborhood punk or something. That would be nice, because my car needs washing, but that's not what I'm saying. It's just that someone should own them until they prove capable of surviving on their own, and they should know it.
2013-04-08 06:14:56 PM
1 votes:
Cool, so liberals are saying I should be able to spank little brats when their bleeding heart parents won't.
2013-04-08 06:05:36 PM
1 votes:
Someone set us up a dirty diaper!
2013-04-08 05:35:21 PM
1 votes:
I knew this spot would generate a derpstorm.  Surprised I haven't heard more outrage than I have.

KarmicDisaster: You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.


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Maybe not a good idea.
2013-04-08 05:31:28 PM
1 votes:

James!: maxalt: Try passing a 9th grade passing test to graduate

I'm sure your son had a tip-top education.


Yes my son is now a private contractor making a lot more than you do I suspect. Why do you worry about what some one else makes? I guy long ago taught me " I don't care if the other guy makes more money than I do, I just want to make more money than I do". Work and you will, one day, if you work HARD, be one of the people how makes too much money. I have a life long friend who started in the music business in the late 1960's. He was starving, he would come and eat at my house, sleep in the basement, I would make his car payment, but he kept on and on struggling in the music business. Now he manages BIG time bands, , he worked his whole life hard to be where he is, he probably makes more in a year than you will make in your life time. Should all his work in freezing clubs in Michigan, days without food, sleeping in his car in the winter in Michigan, belong to someone else? He didn't earn that? Your jealously is just sickening, go out and try, if you fail try again. Keep trying until you are successful. Then tell me you owe you success to someone else, or government
2013-04-08 02:37:37 PM
1 votes:
Why is it that always when some one sees something that says government isn't the be all end all they go crazy? My son was MY RESPONSIBILITY, I do not want someone who was indoctrinated by the state ie teachers telling me how to raise my children. So you take the most brain dead path, what about child abuse?  Child abuse is already illegal and is punishable by up to life in jail. My son is well adjusted and smart has a well paying job and independent. He only spent the last two years of high school in public abuse buildings. The public schools do not teach ANYTHING!!! They teach "feel good". When over 50% of inner city school kids cannot read at a 2nd grade level when they graduate high school you people want more of public education? I had my son doing algebra when he was in the 3rd grade. Take responsibility and work hard to raise you child to be ready to face the world. Leave the government out of the picture, just because someone works for the government does NOT make them an angel or smart, just someone who failed at all else. My parents who were both teachers used to say "Those who can do, those who can't teach". And yes I truly loved my parents and miss them every day.
2013-04-08 02:19:46 PM
1 votes:
The people of perpetual shock and horror.
2013-04-08 02:13:38 PM
1 votes:

Dinki: So Redstate, since children apparently 'belong' to only their parents, if said parents choose to abuse, neglect, or starve their children it's all good, right?


MUST....AVOID....CHILDSEX.....JOKE.....
2013-04-08 02:11:11 PM
1 votes:
So Redstate, since children apparently 'belong' to only their parents, if said parents choose to abuse, neglect, or starve their children it's all good, right?
 
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