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How'bout you kill yourself for pulling that crap?

bearded clamorer: List fails without Rosey Grier in "The Thing with Two Heads"

Beat me to it. Well done.

I thought the point of TF was to downvote crap like this so it stays out of the Liters' News Feed.

My favorite movie that has a professional athlete in it:



"He leads the league in most offensive categories including nose hair. When this guy sneezes he looks like a party favor."

Uzzah: Lando Lincoln: So basically..."every movie starring a sports figure is bad, so here is a list of all of the ones that we could think of."

Not terrible:

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Starring Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Actual watchable.  Interesting concept (pre-Matrix); could be a good sci-fi/thriller in the right hands.

What's wrong with Space Jam? Its got Bugs Bunny ffs.

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Crap like this is killing fark.

fark you, cheap ploy to drive up Facebook hits.

Airplane!

I'm not sure what movie these scenes are from but it must have been a blockbuster:

List fails without Jim Brown in "The Dirty Dozen".

At first I thought it was the worst movies ABOUT athletes, and I was upset that "Brian's Song" didn't make the cut.

clownyclownzomby: I thought there were some interesting things in Stone Cold.  Lance Henrikson was great and that brunette was gorgeous. Also, Gymkata is truly missing here...

Stone Cold is in the "Roadhouse" vein where it's objectively a terrible movie and yet I find myself watching it every time it's on.

How can you not love a movie that has Boz shooting a guy off of his motorcycle in a courthouse, causing the motorcycle to go out of a widow and into a helicopter which causes the helicopter to explode?

Boz's glorious mullet alone is worth a viewing.   If God has a mullet, it looks like Boz's mullet.

Dammit Admins if you're gonna insult us like that at least make it a sponsored link.

docsigma: I took the bullet for you all... Kazaam is #1.

Thanks for doing that.

Kareem Abdul Jabbar's jawdropping turn as Roger Murdock remains a high water mark in athletic cinema.  It is impossible to take your eyes off of him, as his simultaneously bemused but arrogant leonine grace fills the scene.  One can easily imagine him giving the classic "world of sighs" speech in Othello, or treading the boards as Willy Loman.  It is our loss that this titan of cinema is so reclusive in sharing his rare gift, but we are blessed that this moment, this ephemeral moment of understated brilliance, is ours for ever and ever.

And ever.

Gonz: List fails without Jim Brown in "The Dirty Dozen".

You shut your whore mouth!

Uzzah:
Pretty good (but a terrible poster):

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Starring Pele and a bunch of other soccer players

Michael Caine played an obese WWII POW.

/they must have shot the POW camp scenes first then shot the stadium scenes last.
/Caine didn't look tubby in the camp. I think he ate well and drank even better during the production

If you watch the Bo/Boz play now, it's pretty unremarkable.  Bo is about to score, Boz hits him from the side and tackles him, but not before he scores.  The hype at the time made it a big deal, but if you watch it now it's not the beatdown legend has made it.

Lame link is lame.

And Haywire belongs in that list.  I'm a big fan of Gina Carano, but that movie sucked!