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Somaticasual
  2013-04-08 01:46:17 PM
In short, "the ad men will still screw everyone, but the office will have a lot more sexual harassment complaints and HR mediation"
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
  2013-04-08 01:50:18 PM
They left out the Dr. forcing Joan to start a "hot wife" internet porn site
 
mr lawson
  2013-04-08 01:52:47 PM
Correct me if I am wrong, but man men IS made in 2013.
/don't watch tv
 
Quantum Apostrophe
  2013-04-08 01:54:41 PM
Somaticasual: In short, "the ad men will still screw everyone, but the office will have a lot more sexual harassment complaints and HR mediation"

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Somaticasual
  2013-04-08 01:55:47 PM
Quantum Apostrophe: Somaticasual: In short, "the ad men will still screw everyone, but the office will have a lot more sexual harassment complaints and HR mediation"

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"Well F*ck your dolphin, pam!"

//she had to get 8 stitches..
 
IrateShadow
  2013-04-08 02:17:28 PM
I wasn't expecting a spoiler, so I guess that's something.
 
MrEricSir
  2013-04-08 02:28:46 PM
The entire agency would be outsourced to China and Don would become a bitter Starbucks barrista. Betty would get an orange spray tan in a misguided effort to fit in. Sally would share an apartment in Williamsburg and work at an urban beekeeping store.
 
KatjaMouse
  2013-04-08 02:38:34 PM
Wouldn't Betty be cast on a 'Housewives' reality show by the second season?
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
  2013-04-08 03:03:21 PM
There would be a huge intervention and every character would be guilted into attending AA meetings. You'd slit your own wrists if you had to watch a second episode.
 
mcreadyblue
  2013-04-08 03:06:50 PM
Don and Roger would come out of the closet and profess their true love for each other and get married in New Hampshire.
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
  2013-04-08 03:25:09 PM
mcreadyblue: Don and Roger would come out of the closet and profess their true love for each other and get married in New Hampshire.

Why? it's legal in NYC.
 
mcreadyblue
  2013-04-08 03:58:45 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: mcreadyblue: Don and Roger would come out of the closet and profess their true love for each other and get married in New Hampshire.

Why? it's legal in NYC.

Are there any venues left where you can still smoke in NYC?
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
  2013-04-08 04:18:54 PM
I wish I was an adult in the 1960's and could drink and smoke at the office all day.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
  2013-04-08 04:26:11 PM
SlothB77: I wish I was an adult in the 1960's and could drink and smoke at the office all day.

A bottle of Scotch on your desk?
These days, if you have a beer at lunch, they want to hold an intervention.
Light up a cigarette, and even those who don't even smell it will act like they're choking while calling security, their lawyers, HR,  and men in HAZMAT suits to dispose of the butt.
 
UKCoolCat
  2013-04-08 04:26:27 PM
Somaticasual: Quantum Apostrophe: Somaticasual: In short, "the ad men will still screw everyone, but the office will have a lot more sexual harassment complaints and HR mediation"

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"Well F*ck your dolphin, pam!"

//she had to get 8 stitches..

Since Archer was brought up: Did Eugene Mirman  and Kristen Schaal's voices on the latest Archer seem a little too much cross over?  Glad they didn't let Kristen's character get the better of Cheryl..
 
Rann Xerox
  2013-04-08 04:54:49 PM
For Joan Harris, it should have been a picture of a real breast in 1963 with a pic of a surgically enhanced breast in 2013.

Just sayin'.
 
Mad_Radhu
  2013-04-08 04:55:34 PM
Betty is arrested for distributing underage rape porn on the internet?
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
  2013-04-08 06:51:14 PM
mcreadyblue: PC LOAD LETTER: mcreadyblue: Don and Roger would come out of the closet and profess their true love for each other and get married in New Hampshire.

Why? it's legal in NYC.

Are there any venues left where you can still smoke in NYC?

I sure hope not.
 
bborchar
  2013-04-08 07:27:24 PM
So...if the show took place in 2013, everyone would have computers?  Color me SHOCKED, I tell you.

/Where's the OBVIOUS tag when you need it?
 
LemSkroob
  2013-04-08 08:28:36 PM
mcreadyblue: PC LOAD LETTER: mcreadyblue: Don and Roger would come out of the closet and profess their true love for each other and get married in New Hampshire.

Why? it's legal in NYC.

Are there any venues left where you can still smoke in NYC?

Yes, cigar bars. Any place that makes a certain % of their income from the sale of tobacco can allow smoking.

And BTW, this was a very calculated move on Bloombergs part. He banned smoking low-class cigarettes, but his CEO buddies can still light up a while enjoying a $30 cocktail at their leisure.
 
miniflea [TotalFark]
  2013-04-08 08:29:28 PM
LemSkroob: mcreadyblue: PC LOAD LETTER: mcreadyblue: Don and Roger would come out of the closet and profess their true love for each other and get married in New Hampshire.

Why? it's legal in NYC.

Are there any venues left where you can still smoke in NYC?

Yes, cigar bars. Any place that makes a certain % of their income from the sale of tobacco can allow smoking.

And BTW, this was a very calculated move on Bloombergs part. He banned smoking low-class cigarettes, but his CEO buddies can still light up a while enjoying a $30 cocktail at their leisure.

Do they allow pipes?
 
thisiszombocom
  2013-04-08 09:40:14 PM
apple fanbois
 
redly1
  2013-04-09 02:33:52 AM
If Mad Men took place in 2013
dooshiness would ensue
 
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