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(Uproxx)   Did a murderer use the Confession Bear internet meme to reveal his crime? Skeptical Hippo is not so sure   (uproxx.com) divider line 100
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2013-04-08 12:34:13 PM  
What? Life Confession Bear imitates Breaking Bad?
 
2013-04-08 01:01:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 01:13:39 PM  
I'm curious how one doses meth to someone who is sleeping?  And if they're on meth, why are they sleeping?
 
2013-04-08 01:14:51 PM  
You can believe anything posted in meme format, right?
 
2013-04-08 01:23:18 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-08 01:35:47 PM  
If I were his lawyer I would advise him to use Insanity Wolf for all furhter communications on this case.
 
2013-04-08 02:06:43 PM  

FloydA: You can believe anything posted in meme format, right?


As long as it's on the internet.

/Bonjour.
 
2013-04-08 02:09:50 PM  
Pfft, amateur. This guy repeatedly admitted to murder in public. Never was charged.

www.biography.com
 
2013-04-08 02:10:54 PM  

jake_lex: If I were his lawyer I would advise him to use Insanity Wolf for all furhter communications on this case.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-08 02:12:08 PM  
I was wondering how long this would take to hit Fark...
 
2013-04-08 02:12:14 PM  

ShawnDoc: I'm curious how one doses meth to someone who is sleeping?  And if they're on meth, why are they sleeping?


Meth users, especially habitual ones, will often fall asleep after they've been up for a while, even if they've just done some more.  Eventually the body just gets worn out and demands a few hours of rest.  And when meth users fall out, they fall out hard...it's really difficult to wake them up.

As for administering it while he was asleep, if he was an IV user, that's one possibility.  All you've got to do is be able to hit a vein, which isn't hard; the Army teaches "combat lifesavers" how to do that (in order to give someone a saline IV) in a day-long course.  Another possibility is he could have administered it rectally.
 
2013-04-08 02:13:02 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-08 02:13:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 02:13:38 PM  
DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.
 
2013-04-08 02:14:29 PM  
ct.fra.bz
 
2013-04-08 02:15:44 PM  

WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQcgcmZvv28
 
2013-04-08 02:15:56 PM  

WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.


"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die".

Of course, many others will have posted this exact thing by the time I actually post this, but oh well.
 
2013-04-08 02:16:00 PM  

WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.


One such instance.
 
2013-04-08 02:16:07 PM  

WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.


I'm pretty sure he admitted to shooting a man in Reno or something...
 
2013-04-08 02:16:08 PM  

WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.


What did you think Ring of Fire was about?
 
2013-04-08 02:16:26 PM  

WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.

I think he said something about it happening in Reno. I have it on CD somewhere.

 
2013-04-08 02:17:07 PM  
You guys totes ruined my joke.
 
2013-04-08 02:18:04 PM  

WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.


You never heard about how he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?
 
2013-04-08 02:18:40 PM  
img839.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 02:19:21 PM  
WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.

I think he said something about it happening in Reno. I have it on CD somewhere.

I see. You're talking about a song and not an actual confession or bragging about it.

/i'm a little slow on Mondays
 
2013-04-08 02:20:43 PM  

Corydon: As for administering it while he was asleep, if he was an IV user, that's one possibility.


People take meth via IV?
 
2013-04-08 02:20:54 PM  

here to help: WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.

What did you think Ring of Fire was about?


Spicy enchiladas?  I think I saw that on a documentary about him.
 
2013-04-08 02:21:52 PM  

DaJesus: Pfft, amateur. This guy repeatedly admitted to murder in public. Never was charged.

[www.biography.com image 282x282]


Well, he DID wind up being stuck in Folsom Prison, so that's something. Besides he ended up getting hung for something he didn't do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYA46dyKh4
 
2013-04-08 02:21:59 PM  

Silverstaff: WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.

You never heard about how he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?


Though honestly, its more of a tourist attraction there. "Come shoot a man and watch him die." I mean who couldn't pass up on an offer like that.
 
2013-04-08 02:22:12 PM  

Silverstaff: WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.

You never heard about how he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?


Yeah well Neil Diamond once strangled a hobo just to get an erection
 
2013-04-08 02:22:19 PM  
 
2013-04-08 02:22:58 PM  

here to help: WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.

What did you think Ring of Fire was about?


hemorrhoids.
 
2013-04-08 02:23:23 PM  

toraque: here to help: WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.

What did you think Ring of Fire was about?

Spicy enchiladas?  I think I saw that on a documentary about him.


sexually transmitted diseases?!
 
2013-04-08 02:23:35 PM  

WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.


What do you think 'Hurt' is about??
 
2013-04-08 02:23:36 PM  

toraque: Spicy enchiladas? I think I saw that on a documentary about him.


Argh f*ck, Billy....
 
2013-04-08 02:23:39 PM  

Precision Boobery: [img839.imageshack.us image 586x800]


the letters are small, my eyes are bad, and I only got a C- on my internet history course - can you explain what this is?
 
2013-04-08 02:25:12 PM  

here to help: toraque: Spicy enchiladas? I think I saw that on a documentary about him.

Argh f*ck, Billy....


Trent Reznor's pain of dealing with heroin addiction.
 
2013-04-08 02:25:48 PM  

bikerbob59: WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.

What do you think 'Hurt' is about??


Trent Reznor's pain of dealing with heroin addiction.


/sorry about that
 
2013-04-08 02:26:17 PM  
Precision Boobery:
[4channery]

WTF is that?  After squinting at the time stamps on everything, I doubt the OP had access to any special information other than "knew someone at the local law enforcement who blabbed it to them".
 
2013-04-08 02:26:31 PM  
I thought Johnny Cash did a great job on Hurt.
 
2013-04-08 02:27:08 PM  

WTFDYW: WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.

I think he said something about it happening in Reno. I have it on CD somewhere.

I see. You're talking about a song and not an actual confession or bragging about it.

/i'm a little slow on Mondays


Holy crap! It's Monday!?!?!
 
2013-04-08 02:27:52 PM  
www.blogcdn.com

truecrimejunkie.com
 
2013-04-08 02:28:20 PM  

WTFDYW: DaJesus

Would you care to elaborate? I have never heard anything about that J. Cash possibly murdering anyone.


He shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
 
2013-04-08 02:29:39 PM  

WTFDYW: I thought Johnny Cash did a great job on Hurt.


I was showing my mom how to use NoScript using youtube as an example. She's a huge Johnny fan (as am I) so I showed her the video for Hurt. She started crying it made her so sad.

Oops.
 
2013-04-08 02:30:32 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Precision Boobery: [img839.imageshack.us image 586x800]

the letters are small, my eyes are bad, and I only got a C- on my internet history course - can you explain what this is?


The guy who murdered Emily Sanders (a.k.a. internet porn model Zoey Zane) posted in a 4chan thead that he'd reveal the location of her body if a poster could correctly guess the number of their own post.  So occasionally bloodthirsty dumbasses do confess online.

Embiggened image.
 
2013-04-08 02:30:56 PM  
Photo of the suspect:

i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-08 02:31:22 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: can you explain what this is?


Someone posted the exact coordinates of a missing girl's body about 13 hours before it was found.
 
2013-04-08 02:31:57 PM  

WTFDYW: I see. You're talking about a song and not an actual confession or bragging about it.


I don't see how making a confession bear on a website known for attention whoring falls closer to a signed confession than what people say in songs. I would love to see the lawyers try to justify it having any weight though.

"You see, people take this image of a bear and put a confession on it. It has to be true!"
 
2013-04-08 02:32:02 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Precision Boobery: [img839.imageshack.us image 586x800]

the letters are small, my eyes are bad, and I only got a C- on my internet history course - can you explain what this is?


Supposedly, one of the posters on 4-Chan offered to share "where she is buried" (the girl in the picture) if someone could guess what their post number would be.  Someone did, so the person posted coordinates.  Someone shared these with law enforcement, and it turns out that the body of the missing girl in the picture was found there.

Well, that's the story, and it makes a nice little graphic.  No idea what the truth of it is.
 
2013-04-08 02:33:19 PM  
 
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