fickenchucker: An insanely beautiful woman, who's job is to look beautiful, spends much time and money to remain beautiful as long as possible?Really? Better call Ripley's./Maybe the real story is she's smart enough to only do veerrrry small plastic surgery procedures, unlike most of them.
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