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(Celebslam)   Cindy Crawford hasn't aged in 20 years, may actually be a robot   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 34
    More: Interesting, Cindy Crawford, Michelle Rodriguez, LeAnn Rimes, Victoria Justice, West Hollywood, Kristin Cavallari, Rande Gerber, paparazzi  
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2013-04-08 12:08:19 PM  
I'd age her 20 years...if ya know what I mean.
/got nuthin'
 
2013-04-08 12:11:30 PM  
If you think she hasn't aged in 20 years then you obviously never saw her 25 years ago.
 
2013-04-08 12:13:36 PM  
I used to, uh...study her posters for so long when I was in high school, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-04-08 12:18:39 PM  
Well, in the past 20 years my reaction to her hasn't changed either.
 
2013-04-08 12:32:06 PM  
She's aged but she's still mighty fine.  Must be nice to have superior genes.
 
2013-04-08 12:33:46 PM  
I'd ford her craw.
 
2013-04-08 12:35:02 PM  
An insanely beautiful woman, who's job is to look beautiful, spends much time and money to remain beautiful as long as possible?

Really?  Better call Ripley's.

/Maybe the real story is she's smart enough to only do veerrrry small plastic surgery procedures, unlike most of them.
 
2013-04-08 12:38:04 PM  

fickenchucker: An insanely beautiful woman, who's job is to look beautiful,


whose
 
2013-04-08 12:39:28 PM  

fickenchucker: An insanely beautiful woman, who's job is to look beautiful, spends much time and money to remain beautiful as long as possible?
Really?  Better call Ripley's.
/Maybe the real story is she's smart enough to only do veerrrry small plastic surgery procedures, unlike most of them.


We don't even have to go down the surgery road. She was born with good genes, kept herself fit and used the most expensive/best skin care products. But mainly she never had to worry about money. Having that stress out of your life means a lot.
 
2013-04-08 12:44:53 PM  
Valerie Bertinelli's boobs look mighty fine in that commercial as well.
 
2013-04-08 12:50:52 PM  

oldfarthenry: Valerie Bertinelli's boobs look mighty fine in that commercial as well.


i.imgur.comi.imgur.com

Val agrees!
 
2013-04-08 12:52:55 PM  
I would eat the corn out of her shiat.
 
2013-04-08 12:56:48 PM  
www.sfstandup.com

It's because she is a sea otter!
 
2013-04-08 01:03:51 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: fickenchucker: An insanely beautiful woman, who's job is to look beautiful,

whose


You are correct--I spaced out.
 
2013-04-08 01:11:06 PM  
She still looks good for her age, but she has most definitely aged in the last 20 years.
 
2013-04-08 01:18:48 PM  
The only thing I know about Northern Illinois University is that it's in the same town Cindy Crawford is from.

/nothin
 
2013-04-08 01:24:39 PM  
If she is a robot, I am willing to cross a line that I thought only Wolowitz was willing to cross.
 
2013-04-08 01:24:54 PM  
NSFW

/hot like the Sun
 
2013-04-08 01:25:12 PM  

oldfarthenry: Valerie Bertinelli's boobs look mighty fine in that commercial as well.


I always read that as Valerie Bert-And-Ernie, now.
 
2013-04-08 01:32:19 PM  

PizzaJedi81: I used to, uh...study her posters for so long when I was in high school, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


I did the same, and if you waved to me, it might take me a second to respond.
 
2013-04-08 01:32:32 PM  
yeah, no.  look at her hands.  the age is apparent.

/she is aging well, but my guess is that hundreds of thousands have been spent keeping that bod and face presentable.  not much you can do with the hands tho.

eww.
 
2013-04-08 02:06:41 PM  
Cindy Crawford was at her peak right around the time I learned what boners were.
 
2013-04-08 02:13:06 PM  
Yeah, but she hangs out with Kathy Griffin

img138.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 02:13:59 PM  
If she'd only get rid of that hideous mole over, I would hit it.
 
2013-04-08 02:14:14 PM  
Nah, she's aged. Just extraordinarily well.

Clean living
 
2013-04-08 02:48:40 PM  
Putting on ten pounds did wonders, because she got way too skinny after she failed at wooing Hollywood in the 90s.

/yeah, I fapped to her back in junior high too
//just like you
 
2013-04-08 03:24:56 PM  
90s was a bad decade for kittens
 
2013-04-08 03:25:15 PM  
Saw her and the fam at Disneyland a few years ago - rode the Giant Swings with them.  She even looks good in person.

/She is one tiny person.  Obviously became famous before models had to be six feet tall...
 
2013-04-08 03:28:45 PM  

KJUW89: Saw her and the fam at Disneyland a few years ago - rode the Giant Swings with them.  She even looks good in person.

/She is one tiny person.  Obviously became famous before models had to be six feet tall...


5'9" is tiny?  :(
 
2013-04-08 03:40:01 PM  
I've always thought she looked as if she had crawled out of a trailer park in DeKalb IL.

Oh wait. She did...
 
2013-04-08 03:54:00 PM  

theurge14: KJUW89: Saw her and the fam at Disneyland a few years ago - rode the Giant Swings with them.  She even looks good in person.

/She is one tiny person.  Obviously became famous before models had to be six feet tall...

5'9" is tiny?  :(


Huh...she seemed shorter than me.  Maybe being thin made her seem short, I don't know....
 
2013-04-08 03:56:21 PM  

KJUW89: theurge14: KJUW89: Saw her and the fam at Disneyland a few years ago - rode the Giant Swings with them.  She even looks good in person.

/She is one tiny person.  Obviously became famous before models had to be six feet tall...

5'9" is tiny?  :(

Huh...she seemed shorter than me.  Maybe being thin made her seem short, I don't know....


I got my info from the interwebs, fwiw.  If you say she's shorter than that then I believe you.
 
2013-04-08 04:15:07 PM  

theurge14: KJUW89: theurge14: KJUW89: Saw her and the fam at Disneyland a few years ago - rode the Giant Swings with them.  She even looks good in person.

/She is one tiny person.  Obviously became famous before models had to be six feet tall...

5'9" is tiny?  :(

Huh...she seemed shorter than me.  Maybe being thin made her seem short, I don't know....

I got my info from the interwebs, fwiw.  If you say she's shorter than that then I believe you.


No, I believe you.  Just an optical illusion I guess...
 
2013-04-08 05:38:01 PM  
a fully functional robot???
 
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