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(WJHL Tri-Cities)   Woman allegedly performs sex act at BP station to get a better car deal   (wjhl.com) divider line 68
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2013-04-08 11:26:07 AM  
Ahh....the free market at its very best.
 
2013-04-08 11:26:08 AM  
"If you go down, so does the price"
 
2013-04-08 11:26:27 AM  
So did she have sex in an uncomfortable place?
 
2013-04-08 11:26:27 AM  
She added that she did it in exchange for a better deal on the Cadillac that she wanted to buy

Well, you gotta stick with what works, I bet she's done this before.
 
2013-04-08 11:27:12 AM  
As opposed to the standard anal screwing one usually gets?
 
2013-04-08 11:27:38 AM  
And now subby knows how to get a free month of Total Fark.
 
2013-04-08 11:28:30 AM  
I need to start selling cars at gas stations.
 
2013-04-08 11:28:34 AM  
Holy shiat that's a rough looking 28.
/meth is a hell of a drug
 
2013-04-08 11:28:58 AM  
Probably because the other guy she tried to buy a car from wanted an anal threeway with the mechanic.
 
2013-04-08 11:29:06 AM  

markfara: As opposed to the standard anal screwing one usually gets?


That must be the reason for the irony tag.
 
2013-04-08 11:30:32 AM  

Mad_Radhu: So did she have sex in an uncomfortable place?


What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?
 
2013-04-08 11:30:50 AM  

Mad_Radhu: So did she have sex in an uncomfortable place?


Well, it was a Cadillac, not a Volkswagen...
 
2013-04-08 11:31:59 AM  
Union teacher, perhaps?
 
2013-04-08 11:32:27 AM  

Third Leg: Holy shiat that's a rough looking 28.
/meth is a hell of a drug


Looked at the bigger pic and it just looks like she's been crying so n/m.
 
2013-04-08 11:32:41 AM  
First Ashlynn Brook quits porn to work at a car dealership, now this.
 
2013-04-08 11:32:57 AM  
The BP station is not a  BJ Station!


/he should have got her in the grease pit.
 
2013-04-08 11:33:09 AM  
I don't to to say why I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...
 
2013-04-08 11:33:38 AM  
But is she getting the Trucoat?
 
2013-04-08 11:33:55 AM  

Third Leg: Third Leg: Holy shiat that's a rough looking 28.
/meth is a hell of a drug

Looked at the bigger pic and it just looks like she's been crying so n/m.


And blowing guys for discounts.  That can't be good for your cheekbones.
 
2013-04-08 11:36:44 AM  
The only reason the Feds are against this is there is no taxes collected on the BJ.
 
2013-04-08 11:37:55 AM  
I saw this episode of "Let's Make a Deal" once, but there was a donkey involved.

Wait - I think I am confusing this with my trip to Tijuana where I had my car stolen.
 
2013-04-08 11:37:57 AM  
She is better looking than I first pictured her to be.
 
2013-04-08 11:40:08 AM  
She should have clubbed the seal to make a better deal.
 
2013-04-08 11:40:27 AM  
I bet if any of us ran into her on "bath day" and had a few drinks we'd probably say WTF. You already know she has no problem giving a BJ.
 
2013-04-08 11:41:10 AM  

Stoj: I saw this episode of "Let's Make a Deal" once, but there was a donkey involved.


No, this was a "Top Gear UK" episode, and James May won the challenge as 'Captain Slow'.
 
2013-04-08 11:41:21 AM  
I know buying a car can suck, but c'mon...
 
2013-04-08 11:42:42 AM  
If you have to give head to afford a Cadillac you won't be able to afford the parts/repairs for one.
 
2013-04-08 11:42:54 AM  
Man that guy from "Lost" has really let himself go.
 
2013-04-08 11:43:40 AM  
Spit or swallow?
 
2013-04-08 11:43:44 AM  

Citrate1007: If you have to give head to afford a Cadillac you won't be able to afford the parts/repairs for one.


Why not?  It's like she has her own money tree.

A sexual money tree.
 
2013-04-08 11:44:28 AM  

Citrate1007: If you have to give head to afford a Cadillac you won't be able to afford the parts/repairs for one.


I think I know what she'd offer for a new tailpipe. . .
 
2013-04-08 11:45:00 AM  
cup the balls = 4 year warranty

swallow the load = free car mats and steering wheel cover
 
2013-04-08 11:45:59 AM  
Beyond Petroleum for real.
 
2013-04-08 11:46:38 AM  
We know she can handle a stick.
 
2013-04-08 11:47:38 AM  
I'd lower the price of my used Miata for her... if you know what I mean!
 
2013-04-08 11:48:40 AM  
DP, when the oil hits the anus
 
2013-04-08 11:49:21 AM  
Tipton faces charges of patronizing a prostitute.

Shouldn't have been so condescending.
 
2013-04-08 11:49:43 AM  
I think I saw a video like this a long time ago.  They didn't show if she bought the car or not aftrwords, but when she got home, her and a girlfriend called the cable guy after breaking their cable on purpose.
 
2013-04-08 11:50:20 AM  
How much would the guy lowered the price for a ZJ?
 
2013-04-08 11:50:26 AM  
Apparently not too bright, since it was a simple "indecent exposure" complaint that they might've either talked their way out of or bargained down to disorderly conduct. But she explained that it was in exchange for something of value and they both got slapped with additional charges.

She should've kept her mouth shut.
 
2013-04-08 11:51:02 AM  

Jake Havechek: Probably because the other guy she tried to buy a car from wanted an anal threeway with the mechanic.


Well, to be fair, the mechanic had his own lube.
 
2013-04-08 11:51:08 AM  
Ahh, Tri-Cities. How I miss Thee.

/Kingsport
 
2013-04-08 11:51:36 AM  

fat boy: Jake Havechek: Probably because the other guy she tried to buy a car from wanted an anal threeway with the mechanic.

Well, to be fair, the mechanic had his own lube.


Pennzoil can do anything!
 
2013-04-08 11:52:10 AM  

AndreMA: She should've kept her mouth shut.


You can say that again.
 
2013-04-08 11:55:57 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Stoj: I saw this episode of "Let's Make a Deal" once, but there was a donkey involved.

No, this was a "Top Gear UK" episode, and James May won the challenge as 'Captain Slow'.


Is there any other Top Gear series?
 
2013-04-08 11:56:12 AM  

robohobo: First Ashlynn Brook quits porn to work at a car dealership, now this.


wait.  WHAT?  You can't just drop these things on us on Monday morning.
 
2013-04-08 11:58:50 AM  

fat boy: OtherLittleGuy: Stoj: I saw this episode of "Let's Make a Deal" once, but there was a donkey involved.

No, this was a "Top Gear UK" episode, and James May won the challenge as 'Captain Slow'.

Is there any other Top Gear series?


Several. Off the top of my head, Germany, Australia, and U.S., but I think there are a couple others as well. UK is still the cream of the crop.
 
2013-04-08 11:59:22 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: robohobo: First Ashlynn Brook quits porn to work at a car dealership, now this.

wait.  WHAT?  You can't just drop these things on us on Monday morning.


Even worse, she never gave up that ass.

http://www.youtube.com/thenewashley
 
2013-04-08 12:02:57 PM  

Mad_Radhu: So did she have sex in an uncomfortable place?


IN THE BUTT BOB

Nana's Vibrator: robohobo: First Ashlynn Brook quits porn to work at a car dealership, now this.

wait.  WHAT?  You can't just drop these things on us on Monday morning.


Uhhh... she quit in '10.
 
2013-04-08 12:04:57 PM  
our cars are no longer handcranked, but our salesmen are
 
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