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(BBC)   Bad: Scientists find way to take fat out of chocolate. Good: and replace it with alcohol without changing the texture   (bbc.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Interesting, fruit juices, gelatins, American Chemical Society, candy store, University of Warwick, millionths, chocolate bars, Journal of Materials Chemistry  
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2013-04-08 10:54:49 AM  
RIP, everyone.
 
2013-04-08 10:57:50 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
For these scientists.
 
2013-04-08 11:10:12 AM  
In other words, they've found a cure for PMS.
 
2013-04-08 11:22:44 AM  
Chocolate snobs will hate this. I think that I do too.  Take the fat out of anything, you lose 90% of the flavor.  They claim otherwise, but I'm skeptical.

/ Chocolate is a vegetable
 
2013-04-08 11:28:33 AM  
www.realscience.org.uk
YEAH SCIENCE!
 
2013-04-08 11:42:08 AM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-04-08 12:16:48 PM  
You got chocolate in my jello shots!

You got jello shots in my chocolate!

/that's my take on the science
 
2013-04-08 12:42:25 PM  
Dear (all the students in middle and high school who shouted out "when will I ever need to know this in real life?" during science class),

This is what science does.  It makes things awesome. Sure there might be a flavor or texture problem in the first round of the choco-booze, but it will get fixed.  If you still hate science, please refrain from eating the choco-booze, or using anything science derived.

yours truly,
AmbassadorBooze
 
2013-04-08 01:54:16 PM  
media.247sports.com
 
2013-04-08 02:33:10 PM  
Fat: 1 gram = 9 calories 
Alcohol: 1 gram = 7 calories

woopdedoo
 
2013-04-08 07:36:53 PM  
Yeah, I'm gonna let someone else risk the anal leakage first this time.
 
2013-04-08 08:44:31 PM  
Repeat thread is repeaty.
 
2013-04-09 12:09:18 AM  

SomeTexan: Chocolate snobs will hate this. I think that I do too.  Take the fat out of anything, you lose 90% of the flavor.  They claim otherwise, but I'm skeptical.

/ Chocolate is a vegetable

fruit, or more precisely the seed thereof.

FTFY

/Pedant
 
2013-04-09 03:38:34 AM  

PullItOut: SomeTexan: Chocolate snobs will hate this. I think that I do too.  Take the fat out of anything, you lose 90% of the flavor.  They claim otherwise, but I'm skeptical.

/ Chocolate is a vegetable fruit, or more precisely the seed thereof.

FTFY

/Pedant



Joke.  Excuse to eat more chocolate.
 
2013-04-12 07:06:39 AM  

BolloxReader: Yeah, I'm gonna let someone else risk the anal leakage first this time.


You only get that if the fat is still present but you have taken something to stop your body absorbing it.

You sound still fat.
 
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