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2013-04-08 10:23:21 AM  
WHERE the hell IS MY RICE KRISPIES TREATS cereal. Seriously.
 
2013-04-08 10:25:28 AM  
Remember when cinnamon toast crunch had 3 mascots?  Now there's just the one.
 
2013-04-08 10:33:43 AM  
Is there a different article about this every week?
 
2013-04-08 10:34:06 AM  
list fails without fruit brute.
 
2013-04-08 10:47:24 AM  
Nerds was a cereal? Even from someone who grew up on Frosted Flakes, that sounds awful.
 
2013-04-08 10:52:44 AM  
Where is my Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
 
2013-04-08 10:55:06 AM  
oldstersview.files.wordpress.com

Where was the Kaboom? I was told there was going to be the Earth-shattering Kaboom.
 
2013-04-08 11:00:21 AM  
www.nastyhobbit.org

sleep tight!
 
2013-04-08 11:02:03 AM  
carolinaghostbusters.files.wordpress.com
Thread over.
 
2013-04-08 11:02:03 AM  
Here's a page with 54 of them. I ate a lot of Freakies cereal. I can't tell you if it was any good, but the toys were awesome.
 
2013-04-08 11:05:49 AM  

Sybarite: Here's a page with 54 of them. I ate a lot of Freakies cereal. I can't tell you if it was any good, but the toys were awesome.


I still fondly remember the air-powered Feakymobile I got.

I miss Boo-berry. I used to eat the hell out of it as a kid; now it's only offered seasonally around Halloween, and I always seem to miss the limited run.
 
2013-04-08 11:08:03 AM  

Sybarite: Here's a page with 54 of them. I ate a lot of Freakies cereal. I can't tell you if it was any good, but the toys were awesome.


www.blogcdn.com
Had no idea these ever existed, and now I am obsessed.
 
2013-04-08 11:14:34 AM  
I'm glad to see S'mores Crunch on there. It was pure sugar, but it was so damn tasty.
 
2013-04-08 11:15:53 AM  
No smurfberries?
 
2013-04-08 11:23:47 AM  

vartian: Nerds was a cereal? Even from someone who grew up on Frosted Flakes, that sounds awful.


It was awesome, actually.

As we're Ice Cream Cones, S'Mores, and Fruity Marshmallow Krispies.
 
2013-04-08 11:25:53 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Where is my Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch


In the grocery store? This is a list of discontinued products.
 
2013-04-08 11:26:22 AM  
Nom nom nom & will be missed!

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2013-04-08 11:26:51 AM  

Thats_Not_My_Baby: WHERE the hell IS MY RICE KRISPIES TREATS cereal. Seriously.


Wal-Mart sells Rice Krispies Treats cereal around here. (Western New York). I can't imagine it's just a regional thing.
 
2013-04-08 11:26:53 AM  
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1970s cereal was best cereal.
 
2013-04-08 11:28:44 AM  

Fano: No smurfberries?


♬Smurfberry crunch is fun to eat, a tasty delicious breakfast treat♬

/damn you
 
2013-04-08 11:29:16 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Where is my Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch


There's a box of it in my kitchen. Check your grocery store; that one's not discontinued.
 
2013-04-08 11:30:50 AM  

FloydA: NuttierThanEver: Where is my Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch

There's a box of it in my kitchen. Check your grocery store; that one's not discontinued.


Cannot find it in my area for some reason
 
2013-04-08 11:33:44 AM  

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1970s cereal was best cereal.


Quisp was the best cereal evar.  The sugar buzz of the 70's was real sugar.
 
2013-04-08 11:37:05 AM  
What happened to Count Chocula? Best cereal ever, and can't find it anywhere
 
2013-04-08 11:43:28 AM  
 
2013-04-08 11:45:12 AM  

Rush Mountmore: What happened to Count Chocula? Best cereal ever, and can't find it anywhere


It only comes out seasonally now, with Boo Berry and Frankenberry.
 
2013-04-08 11:46:03 AM  
Discontinued, huh?....How about Failed breakfast cereals?
 
2013-04-08 11:51:18 AM  

NuttierThanEver: FloydA: NuttierThanEver: Where is my Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch

There's a box of it in my kitchen. Check your grocery store; that one's not discontinued.

Cannot find it in my area for some reason


That's weird.  It's available through Amazon, but you should just talk to the manager of your grocery store; if regular Cap'n Crunch is available, there's no reason s/he can't stock peanut butter crunch too, unless s/he thinks it won't sell.  If you specifically request it, the store will know there is a demand, so they might order some.


Rush Mountmore: What happened to Count Chocula? Best cereal ever, and can't find it anywhere


Start looking in mid to late September- the three surviving monster cereals are only available around Halloween.
 
2013-04-08 11:54:04 AM  

Fursecution: Fano: No smurfberries?

♬Smurfberry crunch is fun to eat, a tasty delicious breakfast treat♬

/damn you


♬ It's made by Smurfs so happily, it tastes like crunchy Smurfberries...♬

Every time I hear it during the holidays... Every. Single. Time.

//Dammit
 
2013-04-08 11:55:38 AM  
Also, I'm old. I remember when Golden Crisps were Super Sugar Crisps. Truth in advertising, and a buzz in a bowl.
 
2013-04-08 12:09:02 PM  
Not discontinued, but this may be the longest running cereal commercial of all time.

I swear I have heard this song at least every few months of my life.
 
2013-04-08 12:33:23 PM  

Sybarite: I ate a lot of Freakies cereal. I can't tell you if it was any good, but the toys were awesome.


It was good.  Like a slightly less razor-sharp captain crunch variant.  Plus toys.  Plus that awesome theme song and back story.  Get off my lawn.
 
2013-04-08 12:35:10 PM  
I don't know why they discontinued "Prince of Thieves" breakfast cereal.  I think it'd still come in handy if you wanted someone to eat a bowl of dicks.

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2013-04-08 12:56:14 PM  

Forecaster18: [carolinaghostbusters.files.wordpress.com image 210x251]
Thread over.


I loved that damn cereal.  That and this:

www.blogcdn.com
I thought my addled brain had concocted this cereal on its own.  So glad to know the cereal remembering center of my brain is still intact.
 
2013-04-08 01:01:19 PM  
List fails without Vanilla Wafer Cookie Crisp.
 
2013-04-08 01:03:23 PM  

Rush Mountmore: What happened to Count Chocula? Best cereal ever, and can't find it anywhere


It's been updated.

30.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-08 01:27:02 PM  
My name's Ice Cream Jones do do do do do,
With a cereal called Ice Cream Cones
A great new cereal for breakfast
It the great taste of real ice cream cones

My name's Ice Cream Jones do do do do do
With a cereal called ICE CREAM CONES!
 
2013-04-08 02:36:18 PM  
www.cerealfix.com

Also pities a fool.
 
2013-04-08 04:42:20 PM  

vartian: Sybarite: Here's a page with 54 of them. I ate a lot of Freakies cereal. I can't tell you if it was any good, but the toys were awesome.

[www.blogcdn.com image 640x479]
Had no idea these ever existed, and now I am obsessed.


They were pretty good. I only ever managed to get one box before they disappeared. I still have the empty box. (On the piano in my living room.)
 
2013-04-08 06:43:32 PM  
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Can't remember if the toys were any good.
 
2013-04-08 08:21:24 PM  
No Nintendo Cereal System?
 
2013-04-08 09:56:09 PM  

Sybarite: Here's a page with 54 of them.


i453.photobucket.com

And I thought these were fake.

borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-09 12:21:39 AM  
These articles always make me remember Luther on Coach who hoarded his favorite cereal that they discontinued.  Something like Sugar Frosted Marshmallow Bits or something.
 
2013-04-09 11:52:27 AM  

Ed Grubermann: vartian: Sybarite: Here's a page with 54 of them. I ate a lot of Freakies cereal. I can't tell you if it was any good, but the toys were awesome.

[www.blogcdn.com image 640x479]
Had no idea these ever existed, and now I am obsessed.

They were pretty good. I only ever managed to get one box before they disappeared. I still have the empty box. (On the piano in my living room.)


I remember that stuff!  I farking LOVED it!

Didn't keep the box though.

Dammit.
 
2013-04-09 04:43:15 PM  
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"Manly yes, but I like it too"

I dunno....looks a tiny bit ghey.....
 
2013-04-09 10:53:03 PM  

Uzzah: oldstersview.files.wordpress.com

Where was the Kaboom? I was told there was going to be the Earth-shattering Kaboom.



Came for the Kaboom

/Last year, they stopped carrying Alpha-bits
 
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