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		You'll never guess the type of content that gets downloaded from within Vatican City. Hint: rhymes with corn (gizmodo.com)		93
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RodneyToady		2013-04-08 10:43:58 AM

Bjorn? Is it video of tennis legend Bjorn Borg?

ThatGuyGreg		2013-04-08 11:18:16 AM

...
lorn
morn
norn
oorn

I give up.

vernonFL		2013-04-08 11:20:58 AM

Bourne?

Mentat		2013-04-08 11:22:10 AM

I'm guessing Torn by Natalie Imbruglia.

Donnchadha		2013-04-08 11:24:22 AM

Catholic Guilt is a lot of scorn

vernonFL		2013-04-08 11:24:42 AM

Lorne?

Radak		2013-04-08 11:26:29 AM

Sybarite		2013-04-08 11:42:09 AM

h2ogate		2013-04-08 11:43:04 AM

It's for research. Yeah, that's the ticket -- research.

threedingers		2013-04-08 11:54:29 AM

It's those Swiss Guardsmen, I'm sure. No member of the clergy would ever do such a thing!

SurfaceTension		2013-04-08 12:17:29 PM

Horn? They download pictures and videos of men blowing on a...horn?

whither_apophis		2013-04-08 12:20:14 PM

KORN? I'd figure they would be more into Judas Priest.

I_Am_Weasel		2013-04-08 12:20:39 PM

Shorn.

They're looking up a lot of Austin Powers quotes.

Godscrack		2013-04-08 12:29:16 PM

xanadian		2013-04-08 12:31:19 PM

Well, whatever it is, I'm sure we'll hear about it tomorrow morn...

WalkingCarpet		2013-04-08 01:10:28 PM

Surprised it's straight porn.

diaphoresis		2013-04-08 01:17:14 PM

Slam Bradley		2013-04-08 01:18:02 PM

/Morn Corn Bjorn Porn

victrin		2013-04-08 01:18:14 PM

Lorne? I knew the Pope loved SNL!

GreatPenguin		2013-04-08 01:18:35 PM

Rip Torn? :v

lostcat		2013-04-08 01:18:58 PM

PFRboy		2013-04-08 01:19:09 PM

Torn?

vudukungfu		2013-04-08 01:19:25 PM

Gay, Pedo, BDSM porn.
What do I win?

foxy_canuck		2013-04-08 01:19:53 PM

WalkingCarpet

Right, because only gay men become priests?

This just in, holding a moral ideal doesn't automatically make one perfect at following the moral ideal.
Ric Romero with the full report, tonight at 7.

JerseyTim		2013-04-08 01:19:58 PM

Mad Scientist		2013-04-08 01:20:05 PM

Jaws_Victim		2013-04-08 01:20:35 PM

vudukungfu: Gay, Pedo, BDSM porn.
What do I win?

there was a lot of woman names, surprisingly.

medius		2013-04-08 01:20:48 PM

but is it pity corn?

offmymeds		2013-04-08 01:21:11 PM

Norn?

Boeheimian Rhapsody		2013-04-08 01:21:36 PM

Sybarite: [25.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

I prefer:

HotWingConspiracy		2013-04-08 01:22:02 PM

Homemade crowns of thorns on etsy?

demonocracy21		2013-04-08 01:22:40 PM

Tourist destinations in Melbourne

sodomizer		2013-04-08 01:22:54 PM

I'd rather have them downloading t&a than ploughing young boy anus?

monoski		2013-04-08 01:22:59 PM

lostcat		2013-04-08 01:23:57 PM

foxy_canuck: WalkingCarpet

Right, because only gay men become priests?

A disproportionate number did for quite a long time.

I was talking to a gay co-worker who had entered the clergy when he was young, and explained that in the days before people came out, it was pretty common for young gay men who were confused and ashamed by their sexuality to join the clergy in the hopes that it would help them sort themselves out.

Seems like that wouldn't happen as much with recent generations, which is a good thing for the Church.

HotWingConspiracy		2013-04-08 01:24:00 PM

sodomizer: I'd rather have them downloading t&a than ploughing young boy anus?

But....you're sodomizer. Don't let us down.

Precision Boobery		2013-04-08 01:24:07 PM

He looks like of like White Jesus. I could see some Rule 34 stuff happening with him.

WalkingCarpet		2013-04-08 01:24:11 PM

foxy_canuck: WalkingCarpet

Right, because only gay men become priests?

No, given the ongoing scandal in the Catholic church (you might have heard about it) one might think that priests would download something other than straight porn.

Joke going right over your head, full report at 7.

Or welcometofark.jpg

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-08 01:28:40 PM

I bet it rhymes with wild corn.

/The Vatican puts the "sin" in Teosinte

Dimensio		2013-04-08 01:30:38 PM

KrispyKritter		2013-04-08 01:31:38 PM

keywords: paedo, pale sweet young schoolboys, lederhosen bukkake, chicks with d*cks, hypnotize over a billion

Kyosuke		2013-04-08 01:31:52 PM

I've heard they have a creepy appreciation of Little Boys Blue.

Stone Meadow		2013-04-08 01:31:53 PM

Mad Scientist: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 235x297]

I came for this...leaving happy.

offacue		2013-04-08 01:39:05 PM

sodomizer: ploughing young boy anus?

Band name

Pinhead Patriot		2013-04-08 01:41:12 PM

Somewhat... appropriate.

/Not like they'd use it...

Ima_Lurker		2013-04-08 01:46:44 PM

nmemkha		2013-04-08 01:48:05 PM

LIES!

Proof: That is porn depicts heterosexual sex among consenting adults. Overwhelming anecdotal evidence demonstrates priests just don't roll that way.

Soulless Carbon Rod		2013-04-08 01:54:18 PM

dryknife		2013-04-08 01:57:20 PM

I like corn smut.

The Voice of Doom		2013-04-08 01:57:26 PM

Jaws_Victim
vudukungfu: Gay, Pedo, BDSM porn.
What do I win?

there was a lot of woman names, surprisingly.

After a quick Google search (well, and just reading the title of the German one) , the three porn torrents look like they are all BDSM and "woman names" seem to be a bit misleading for one of them.
All in all it looks like someone at the Vatican is really missing the Spanish Inquisition.

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