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(Gizmodo)   You'll never guess the type of content that gets downloaded from within Vatican City. Hint: rhymes with corn   ( divider line
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2013-04-08 10:43:58 AM  
Bjorn?  Is it video of tennis legend Bjorn Borg?
2013-04-08 11:18:16 AM  

I give up.
2013-04-08 11:20:58 AM

2013-04-08 11:22:10 AM  
I'm guessing Torn by Natalie Imbruglia.
2013-04-08 11:24:22 AM  
Catholic Guilt is a lot of scorn
2013-04-08 11:24:42 AM

2013-04-08 11:26:29 AM
2013-04-08 11:42:09 AM
2013-04-08 11:43:04 AM  
It's for research.  Yeah, that's the ticket -- research.
2013-04-08 11:54:29 AM  
It's those Swiss Guardsmen, I'm sure. No member of the clergy would ever do such a thing!
2013-04-08 12:17:29 PM  
Horn? They download pictures and videos of men blowing on a...horn?
2013-04-08 12:20:14 PM  
KORN? I'd figure they would be more into Judas Priest.
2013-04-08 12:20:39 PM  

They're looking up a lot of Austin Powers quotes.
2013-04-08 12:29:16 PM
2013-04-08 12:31:19 PM  
Well, whatever it is, I'm sure we'll hear about it tomorrow morn...
2013-04-08 01:10:28 PM  
Surprised it's straight porn.
2013-04-08 01:17:14 PM
2013-04-08 01:18:02 PM

/Morn Corn Bjorn Porn
2013-04-08 01:18:14 PM  
Lorne? I knew the Pope loved SNL!
2013-04-08 01:18:35 PM  
Rip Torn? :v
2013-04-08 01:18:58 PM
2013-04-08 01:19:09 PM
2013-04-08 01:19:25 PM  
Gay, Pedo, BDSM porn.
What do I win?
2013-04-08 01:19:53 PM  

Right, because only gay men become priests?

This just in, holding a moral ideal doesn't automatically make one perfect at following the moral ideal.
Ric Romero with the full report, tonight at 7.
2013-04-08 01:19:58 PM
2013-04-08 01:20:05 PM
2013-04-08 01:20:35 PM  

vudukungfu: Gay, Pedo, BDSM porn.
What do I win?

there was a lot of woman names, surprisingly.
2013-04-08 01:20:48 PM  
but is it pity corn?
2013-04-08 01:21:11 PM

2013-04-08 01:21:36 PM  

Sybarite: [ image 320x240]

I prefer:
2013-04-08 01:22:02 PM  
Homemade crowns of thorns on etsy?
2013-04-08 01:22:40 PM  
Tourist destinations in Melbourne
2013-04-08 01:22:54 PM  
I'd rather have them downloading t&a than ploughing young boy anus?
2013-04-08 01:22:59 PM
2013-04-08 01:23:57 PM  

foxy_canuck: WalkingCarpet

Right, because only gay men become priests?

A disproportionate number did for quite a long time.

I was talking to a gay co-worker who had entered the clergy when he was young, and explained that in the days before people came out, it was pretty common for young gay men who were confused and ashamed by their sexuality to join the clergy in the hopes that it would help them sort themselves out.

Seems like that wouldn't happen as much with recent generations, which is a good thing for the Church.
2013-04-08 01:24:00 PM  

sodomizer: I'd rather have them downloading t&a than ploughing young boy anus?'re sodomizer. Don't let us down.
2013-04-08 01:24:07 PM

He looks like of like White Jesus.  I could see some Rule 34 stuff happening with him.
2013-04-08 01:24:11 PM  

foxy_canuck: WalkingCarpet

Right, because only gay men become priests?

No, given the ongoing scandal in the Catholic church (you might have heard about it) one might think that priests would download something other than straight porn.

Joke going right over your head, full report at 7.

Or welcometofark.jpg
2013-04-08 01:28:40 PM  
I bet it rhymes with wild corn.

/The Vatican puts the "sin" in Teosinte
2013-04-08 01:30:38 PM
2013-04-08 01:31:38 PM  
keywords: paedo, pale sweet young schoolboys, lederhosen bukkake, chicks with d*cks, hypnotize over a billion
2013-04-08 01:31:52 PM  
I've heard they have a creepy appreciation of Little Boys Blue.
2013-04-08 01:31:53 PM  

Mad Scientist: [ image 235x297]

I came for this...leaving happy.
2013-04-08 01:39:05 PM  

sodomizer: ploughing young boy anus?

Band name
2013-04-08 01:41:12 PM
Somewhat... appropriate.

/Not like they'd use it...
2013-04-08 01:46:44 PM
2013-04-08 01:48:05 PM  

Proof: That is porn depicts heterosexual sex among consenting adults. Overwhelming anecdotal evidence demonstrates priests just don't roll that way.
2013-04-08 01:54:18 PM
2013-04-08 01:57:20 PM  
I like corn smut.
2013-04-08 01:57:26 PM  
Gay, Pedo, BDSM porn.
What do I win?

there was a lot of woman names, surprisingly.

After a quick Google search (well, and just reading the title of the German one) , the three porn torrents look like they are all BDSM and "woman names" seem to be a bit misleading for one of them.
All in all it looks like someone at the Vatican is really missing the Spanish Inquisition.
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