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2013-04-08 11:27:07 AM
7 votes:

Apos: This should be a caption contest.


i48.tinypic.com

From left to right:

"Niiiice"
"Tits!  GTFO!"
"Arrrrgh!  DO NOT WANT!"
"Niiiice"
"Farking attention whore..."
"Dammit, wish mine looked that nice"
"Sideboob!  Niiiice"
"This is relevant to my interests"
2013-04-08 02:22:44 PM
5 votes:
Putin on the Titz
2013-04-08 12:27:15 PM
4 votes:
a1.vsoh.com
2013-04-08 11:00:53 AM
3 votes:
At least it wasn't this guy:

golfoholics.com
ecl
2013-04-08 01:57:19 PM
2 votes:
a1.vsoh.comi.imgur.com
2013-04-08 11:45:18 AM
2 votes:
To learn more info, scan this woman's back with your smartphone and get a coupon for a free small ice cream cone. Participation may vary.
2013-04-08 11:31:56 AM
2 votes:

Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.


It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf
2013-04-08 11:23:36 AM
2 votes:
I have decided that this thread is an appropriate place to admit that I am, in fact, Vladimir Putin. Ladies, feel free to show me your boobs. EIP
2013-04-08 10:35:10 AM
2 votes:
Fremen protester.  Always knew they were tough.

/the spice must flow
2013-04-08 10:34:41 AM
2 votes:
Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?
2013-04-08 10:34:05 AM
2 votes:

New Farkin User Name: Was she from the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.


Silly boy.  Everyone knows the Femen hail from Arrakis.
2013-04-08 06:50:24 PM
1 votes:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Brezhnev was more of an ass man.


But hey!  At least he didn't invite 10 year-old girls over like Gen. Secretary Adropov.

Here's my collection of Soviet/Russian Leaders.
Leers Looking at You!

cdn.energy-dimension.com
And this...

cdn.energy-dimension.com

And just one more for the troika.

www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

Wow!  Don't the potential captions almost shout out at you?
(incomprehensibly to you na rooskom yzikom, of course!)
2013-04-08 12:00:34 PM
1 votes:

megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*


She usually plays a priest or paladin.
2013-04-08 11:58:24 AM
1 votes:

genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!


*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*
2013-04-08 11:53:10 AM
1 votes:

Archie Goodwin: Sarah Palin will do anything to see Putin, won't she?



I thought she could see him from her house.........
2013-04-08 11:50:27 AM
1 votes:

megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf



Old lady 1: "Oh, I'm so tired. I just spent 4 hours burying the cat."
OL 2: "Four hours???"
OL 1: "Yes, damn thing wouldn't sit still."
2013-04-08 11:49:14 AM
1 votes:

love_alice: http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-femen-takes-on-putin -i n-germany-fotostrecke-95276.html


cdn2.spiegel.de

That picture is absolutely heartwarming.
2013-04-08 11:23:39 AM
1 votes:

bighairyguy: Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?


Yes, for dancing.
2013-04-08 11:21:22 AM
1 votes:

Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy


As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.
2013-04-08 11:17:59 AM
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: 40+ posts in, and nobody has linked the uncensored pics yet?  Wow, Fark is not what it used to be--that used to be done within the first five posts or so every time in a situation like this!


i48.tinypic.com
Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway? The one who is not Chancellor Angela Merkel? Her expression is almost as good as Putin's.

/Did not search for less SFW angles.
2013-04-08 11:17:40 AM
1 votes:

scubamage: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

I can vouch for women from Moldova, Czech Republic, and Bulgaria also being hot and pretty damn awesome.
/holy fark how do they eat so much food and stay so damn skinny


Radioactive isotopes from Chernobyl clear the bowels before nutrition is absorbed.
2013-04-08 11:13:46 AM
1 votes:

that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.


HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy
2013-04-08 10:44:16 AM
1 votes:
Putin looks like he is engaging "lip suction" in preparation to enjoy them tittays.
2013-04-08 10:43:42 AM
1 votes:
Sarah Palin will do anything to see Putin, won't she?
2013-04-08 10:41:54 AM
1 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: "first sodomy then firing squad"


Probably, though I don't think the order is that important for Putin....
2013-04-08 10:40:27 AM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.


One would think the English would know how to speak English.

i.telegraph.co.uk

This expression is amused, not bemused.
2013-04-08 10:37:56 AM
1 votes:
Once upon a time, I was reading an article on Slate. It was about some chick at a major golf tournament here in the States who wrote some sort of advertisement on her chest. She showed up at the eighteenth hole (make your own damn hole joke I'm busy) stripped to the waist, and proceeded to show a few words from her sponsors so to speak.

Well, Slate has got like one picture and of course the boobs are all pixilated out  like some Japanese comic book. They did, however, provide a link here to Fark where the boobs in all of their glory were displayed right here on the main page.

So if it weren't for boobs I never would have found Fark.

Yay boobs.
2013-04-08 10:37:11 AM
1 votes:
Putin is all like "please insult me more".
2013-04-08 10:34:10 AM
1 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk

I can't decide if Putin's expression is "I've seen everything"

b.vimeocdn.com

Or "You don't say..."

1.bp.blogspot.com

Or maybe split the difference and go with the "WTF is this shiat?"

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-08 10:32:29 AM
1 votes:
How do you say "DEM TITTAYS" in Russian?
 
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