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2013-04-08 11:22:29 AM  

2_glass_eyes: From a Telegraph article:

Mr Putin appeared to show a flash of his well-known salty humour, adding: "I didn't make out whether they were blondes, chestnut-haired or brunettes."

You know what, Putin?  You're alright. . .
(maybe not as a national leader but at least as a dude you could go drinking with)


Putin and Biden would be bff
 
2013-04-08 11:23:08 AM  
Perfect, just perfect.
 
2013-04-08 11:23:36 AM  
I have decided that this thread is an appropriate place to admit that I am, in fact, Vladimir Putin. Ladies, feel free to show me your boobs. EIP
 
2013-04-08 11:23:39 AM  

bighairyguy: Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?


Yes, for dancing.
 
2013-04-08 11:23:51 AM  

megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-


I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.
 
2013-04-08 11:27:07 AM  

Apos: This should be a caption contest.


i48.tinypic.com

From left to right:

"Niiiice"
"Tits!  GTFO!"
"Arrrrgh!  DO NOT WANT!"
"Niiiice"
"Farking attention whore..."
"Dammit, wish mine looked that nice"
"Sideboob!  Niiiice"
"This is relevant to my interests"
 
2013-04-08 11:28:10 AM  

megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy



That's actually not what I was trying to say.


As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.


If you need to get drink first, you're probably not that crazy.  Also, in my experience, it is very difficult to get a Ukrainian drunk.
 
2013-04-08 11:29:46 AM  

that was my nickname in highschool: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy


That's actually not what I was trying to say.


As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.


If you need to get drink first, you're probably not that crazy.  Also, in my experience, it is very difficult to get a Ukrainian drunk.


It's difficult, but delicious.
 
2013-04-08 11:30:01 AM  

2_glass_eyes: You know what, Putin? You're alright. . .
(maybe not as a national leader but at least as a dude you could go drinking with)


Olympic gymnast as a mistress, a bunker full of gold and he rules Russia like a god. Yeah, I want to party with this guy
 
2013-04-08 11:30:59 AM  

that was my nickname in highschool: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy


That's actually not what I was trying to say.


As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.


If you need to get drink first, you're probably not that crazy.  Also, in my experience, it is very difficult to get a Ukrainian drunk.


With vodak and (sorry for butchering this but I honestly don't know how it's spelled so this is phonetic) tweeka, that's true. However they aren't as great with whiskey or if you want to be really mean, soju.
 
2013-04-08 11:31:56 AM  

Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.


It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf
 
2013-04-08 11:33:14 AM  
megarian:
As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.

Attention farkers: this one sounds like a keeper. I'm engaged to a girl for only half of that sentence.
 
2013-04-08 11:35:58 AM  

scubamage: With vodak and (sorry for butchering this but I honestly don't know how it's spelled so this is phonetic) tweeka, that's true. However they aren't as great with whiskey or if you want to be really mean, soju.



I'll remember that the next time I try to go one-for-one with my bro's father-in-law or a cousin.

The amount of cognac I've had since those two started dating borders the absurd.  I always thought that stuff was for sipping.  I never imagined anyone drinking it in volume.
 
2013-04-08 11:39:36 AM  
I approve of this message!
 
2013-04-08 11:39:53 AM  

megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf


That totally explains the tarps.
 
2013-04-08 11:43:22 AM  

megarian: It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.


I've never been one for brute force, nor for the finer arts of seduction. I tend to stand around with a drunk, lonely smile and hope for the best. Wouldn't recommend this approach for those looking to set records, but I enjoy it.

The important thing is to get out of the house! Hardly any of the delivery men are hot Ukrainian women. (Though I can picture an uptick business if the local Ukrainian restaurants offered this.)
 
2013-04-08 11:43:36 AM  
"hey, eyes up here dumbass"
 
2013-04-08 11:45:18 AM  
To learn more info, scan this woman's back with your smartphone and get a coupon for a free small ice cream cone. Participation may vary.
 
2013-04-08 11:46:25 AM  
Much better pics here   Probably NSFW for those of you work at places that frown upon boobies.

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-femen-takes-on-putin -i n-germany-fotostrecke-95276.html
 
2013-04-08 11:49:14 AM  

love_alice: http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-femen-takes-on-putin -i n-germany-fotostrecke-95276.html


cdn2.spiegel.de

That picture is absolutely heartwarming.
 
2013-04-08 11:50:16 AM  

genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.


See!? There's a method to my madness.
 
2013-04-08 11:50:27 AM  

megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf



Old lady 1: "Oh, I'm so tired. I just spent 4 hours burying the cat."
OL 2: "Four hours???"
OL 1: "Yes, damn thing wouldn't sit still."
 
2013-04-08 11:50:28 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Apos: This should be a caption contest.

[i48.tinypic.com image 639x426]

From left to right:

"Niiiice"
"Tits!  GTFO!"
"Arrrrgh!  DO NOT WANT!"
"Niiiice"
"Farking attention whore..."
"Dammit, wish mine looked that nice"
"Sideboob!  Niiiice"
"This is relevant to my interests"


Well done!
 
2013-04-08 11:53:10 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Sarah Palin will do anything to see Putin, won't she?



I thought she could see him from her house.........
 
2013-04-08 11:53:35 AM  

megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.


That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!
 
2013-04-08 11:54:36 AM  

Fast Thick Pants: megarian: It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

I've never been one for brute force, nor for the finer arts of seduction. I tend to stand around with a drunk, lonely smile and hope for the best. Wouldn't recommend this approach for those looking to set records, but I enjoy it.

The important thing is to get out of the house! Hardly any of the delivery men are hot Ukrainian women. (Though I can picture an uptick business if the local Ukrainian restaurants offered this.)


I just made some pretty astonishing Ukrainian perogies (Varenyky)...but i want more. I punch a puppy with kittens tied to my fist for a Ukrainian restaurant around here.
 
2013-04-08 11:58:24 AM  

genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!


*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*
 
2013-04-08 12:00:34 PM  

megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*


She usually plays a priest or paladin.
 
2013-04-08 12:02:24 PM  

genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.


Alright. You win.
 
2013-04-08 12:05:45 PM  

genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.


I prefer my women to be chaotic neutral.
 
2013-04-08 12:05:57 PM  
You are free to show Vladimir Putin me your boobs

/FTFM
//EIP
 
2013-04-08 12:06:12 PM  
Canton
Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway?


Looks like Johanna Wanka, Germany's minister for education and research.
Which makes sense given the fair they were attending.
 
2013-04-08 12:07:35 PM  

GranoblasticMan: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.

I prefer my women to be chaotic neutral.


I want to see a diagram. Is it like a continuum?
 
2013-04-08 12:19:58 PM  

megarian: *furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.

Alright. You win.


Oh come on, you gave up too easy.
 
2013-04-08 12:27:15 PM  
a1.vsoh.com
 
2013-04-08 12:34:14 PM  

genepool lifeboat: megarian: *furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.

Alright. You win.

Oh come on, you gave up too easy.


My GIS for some aforementioned key words has taken me into some very, very strange places.
 
2013-04-08 12:38:21 PM  

megarian: My GIS for some aforementioned key words has taken me into some very, very strange places.


Oh, so you did find my wife then?
 
2013-04-08 12:44:21 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Canton
Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway?

Looks like Johanna Wanka, Germany's minister for education and research.
Which makes sense given the fair they were attending.


Oh, wow. She seems like an interesting woman. Extremely well-educated. Which, I suppose, you would expect from a minister of education.

And she has mastered the WTF expression.

/Knew I had you favorited for a reason.
 
2013-04-08 12:45:22 PM  

megarian: I want to see a diagram. Is it like a continuum?


Umm... It's something like this:

pixelatedgeek.com
 
2013-04-08 01:13:08 PM  
Putin seems like he would be a fun guy to do vodak shots with.

Just mind the polonium flavored bottle...
 
2013-04-08 01:56:39 PM  
And if this would have happened in Russia no one would have ever seen her again...
 
ecl
2013-04-08 01:57:19 PM  
a1.vsoh.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 02:02:51 PM  

Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy


The first time I met megarian on FARK, was in a transgender thread... she had the weirdest boner right then... been a favorite ever since.
 
2013-04-08 02:12:38 PM  
Those FEMEN chicks really don't like Putin.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Here is how to read a little phonetic Cyrillic if you happen to GIS them and want to know what is written on their bodies:

Putin = Путин (П = P, у = iu, т = t, и = i, н = n)
dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

What the topless lady had written on her back was ""Иди на хуй,   Путин" = "go on the dick, Putin" (i.e. "dick the dictator" or just "F*ck Putin"), though this particular phrase often also means "go to hell". [note the pseudo-imperative English phrase "f*uck you" which really is the prayer "may God f*ck you" which can mean "may God send you to hell"]

Text of one of the stories on FEMEN/ru

FEMEN призывает Россию прокричать Путину  "Иди на хуй, диктатор!"  во все 150 миллионов глоток! Если он и этого не услышит, то направить его туда принудительно! Долой диктатуру, гомофобию и теократию! На хуй Кремль, ФСБ, РПЦ и прочие ОПГ! На хуй Путина! Да здравствует свободная Россия!

Google translate:

FEMEN shout Putin urges Russia to "go on the dick, the dictator!" all 150 million gulp! If he did not hear it, then send it back to force! Down with dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy! Dick on the Kremlin, the FSB, the Russian Orthodox Church and other gang! Putin on the dick! Long live free Russia!

Same story on FEMEN/en

FEMEN calls Russia to scream "Go to hell, dictator" with all 150 millions of voices! If he will not hear that then to send him there against his will. No dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy. F*ck Kreml, FSB, Russion Ortodox Church and other groups of offenders. F*ck Putin! Viva Free Russia!
 
2013-04-08 02:22:44 PM  
Putin on the Titz
 
2013-04-08 02:29:21 PM  

megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy


Allow me to join the assumed throngs of other males by saying,

"Privet...cockdilla?"

(excuse the spelling as I only know the phonetic pronunciation)
 
2013-04-08 02:33:44 PM  

HairBolus: Those FEMEN chicks really don't like Putin.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 807x493]

Here is how to read a little phonetic Cyrillic if you happen to GIS them and want to know what is written on their bodies:

Putin = Путин (П = P, у = iu, т = t, и = i, н = n)
dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

What the topless lady had written on her back was ""Иди на хуй,   Путин" = "go on the dick, Putin" (i.e. "dick the dictator" or just "F*ck Putin"), though this particular phrase often also means "go to hell". [note the pseudo-imperative English phrase "f*uck you" which really is the prayer "may God f*ck you" which can mean "may God send you to hell"]

Text of one of the stories on FEMEN/ru

FEMEN призывает Россию прокричать Путину  "Иди на хуй, диктатор!"  во все 150 миллионов глоток! Если он и этого не услышит, то направить его туда принудительно! Долой диктатуру, гомофобию и теократию! На хуй Кремль, ФСБ, РПЦ и прочие ОПГ! На хуй Путина! Да здравствует свободная Россия!

Google translate:

FEMEN shout Putin urges Russia to "go on the dick, the dictator!" all 150 million gulp! If he did not hear it, then send it back to force! Down with dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy! Dick on the Kremlin, the FSB, the Russian Orthodox Church and other gang! Putin on the dick! Long live free Russia!

Same story on FEMEN/en

FEMEN calls Russia to scream "Go to hell, dictator" with all 150 millions of voices! If he will not hear that then to send him there against his will. No dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy. F*ck Kreml, FSB, Russion Ortodox Church and other groups of offenders. F*ck Putin! Viva Free Russia!


Yeah, it's either fark you or go to hell, but I usually translate it as fark you, because it's pretty offensive, so the stronger version is probably more accurate.
 
2013-04-08 02:38:06 PM  

HairBolus: Those FEMEN chicks really don't like Putin.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 807x493]

Here is how to read a little phonetic Cyrillic if you happen to GIS them and want to know what is written on their bodies:

Putin = Путин (П = P, у = iu, т = t, и = i, н = n)
dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

What the topless lady had written on her back was ""Иди на хуй,   Путин" = "go on the dick, Putin" (i.e. "dick the dictator" or just "F*ck Putin"), though this particular phrase often also means "go to hell". [note the pseudo-imperative English phrase "f*uck you" which really is the prayer "may God f*ck you" which can mean "may God send you to hell"]

Text of one of the stories on FEMEN/ru

FEMEN призывает Россию прокричать Путину  "Иди на хуй, диктатор!"  во все 150 миллионов глоток! Если он и этого не услышит, то направить его туда принудительно! Долой диктатуру, гомофобию и теократию! На хуй Кремль, ФСБ, РПЦ и прочие ОПГ! На хуй Путина! Да здравствует свободная Россия!

Google translate:

FEMEN shout Putin urges Russia to "go on the dick, the dictator!" all 150 million gulp! If he did not hear it, then send it back to force! Down with dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy! Dick on the Kremlin, the FSB, the Russian Orthodox Church and other gang! Putin on the dick! Long live free Russia!

Same story on FEMEN/en

FEMEN calls Russia to scream "Go to hell, dictator" with all 150 millions of voices! If he will not hear that then to send him there against his will. No dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy. F*ck Kreml, FSB, Russion Ortodox Church and other groups of offenders. F*ck Putin! Viva Free Russia!


More importantly.... is that chick topless with a chainsaw?
 
2013-04-08 02:59:37 PM  

HairBolus: dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)


What's up with FARK-quoting messing up Cyrillic? I wrote:

dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

Strangely enough if in Firefox, I select the messed up "диктатор" and google search it it reverts to "диктатор".

jchuffyman: Yeah, it's either fark you or go to hell, but I usually translate it as fark you, because it's pretty offensive, so the stronger version is probably more accurate.


Yeah, but the "go to hell" sense is needed to understand the antecedent reference in "send him there".
 
2013-04-08 03:04:27 PM  
What's the car behind him?
 
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