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2013-04-08 03:04:27 PM
What's the car behind him?
 
2013-04-08 03:19:41 PM

SuperChuck: More importantly.... is that chick topless with a chainsaw?


Yeah the FEMEN ladies are into topless chainsawing (NSFW), though note that when the motor is running they wear safety glasses. Here is one cutting down an outdoor Christian cross.

 

www.trust.org

 
2013-04-08 03:30:05 PM

HairBolus: SuperChuck: More importantly.... is that chick topless with a chainsaw?

Yeah the FEMEN ladies are into topless chainsawing (NSFW), though note that when the motor is running they wear safety glasses. Here is one cutting down an outdoor Christian cross. [www.trust.org image 324x486]


That's very nice...the link, even nicer.

Now I shall await the bloopers reel...

They gather in a public area for protesting...a little warmer than normal...the sweat beginning to bead and slowly run down the back of each neck...the air is cool under this warm sun...the wind hits the beaded sweat...the crownd now knows that they are in for some perky adventures...

The girls begin chanting in a flurry, their righteous excitement coursing through their bodies...goose bumps can be seen but are more from their elated emotinoal level than the cool air around them...their body tight with the work of so many protests...

As one of the larger chested women jumps, she accidentally comes down on the foot of the younger girl beside her...they are so young looking there...she couldn't be more than 18, 19...her body showing proof of the adulthood she is entering into...

She winces in pain and opens her mouth to moan as the other girl's breast lands fully in her frothing, open mouth...tongue half-out as if ready to receive the hard, pert womanhood in front of her...instead of being repulsed, in that brief moment, a split second, she gently places her mouth around the gift, tongue exploring...the other woman moans in delight as they fall together, hands and tongues sucking...touching...caressing...

And then they realize that's not what this is about and get back to chanting and other boring stuff.

I mean, it's not like I could care about anything they're saying when they're all naked and stuff.
 
2013-04-08 03:38:12 PM

HairBolus: What's up with FARK-quoting messing up Cyrillic? I wrote:

dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)


Silly me, I never learned about italic Cyrillic.

upload.wikimedia.org

left = roman, center = italic, right = Serbian
 
2013-04-08 03:42:03 PM

James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.


They probably meant "amused", but "bemused" could also work in this context.
 
2013-04-08 03:46:36 PM

love_alice: Much better pics here   Probably NSFW for those of you work at places that frown upon boobies.

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-femen-takes-on-putin -i n-germany-fotostrecke-95276.html


What's with the handprints? It looks like maybe they cover their chests with flesh-toned makeup that turns red when someone touches them, like they're trying to expose the cops who fondle them when taking them into custody?
 
2013-04-08 03:49:06 PM

megarian: Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy

As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.


It's a deal! EIP
 
2013-04-08 04:01:13 PM
ole' Putin probably prefers the Schlong.
 
2013-04-08 04:03:03 PM
He should be greatful machine guns didn't pop out of her boobs.
 
2013-04-08 04:34:53 PM

HairBolus: jchuffyman: Yeah, it's either fark you or go to hell, but I usually translate it as fark you, because it's pretty offensive, so the stronger version is probably more accurate.

Yeah, but the "go to hell" sense is needed to understand the antecedent reference in "send him there".


On further consideration, what the lady has written on her back, "Иди на хуй,   Путин", and Google translates as "go on the dick, Putin" literally means "suck dick, Putin". If you ask Google to translate "go to hell" to Russian,  this is given as one translation alternative: "иди на хуй - go to hell!, suck my prick!". Another, "иди на хер" is literally "come on dick".

I've been told by Russians that the country has a huge phobia about homosexuality so I guess it makes sense that  "go on dick" has the 3 meanings "suck dick", "fark you", and "go to hell", and they really have a common meaning.
 
2013-04-08 04:45:41 PM

cgraves67: The look on his face is priceless.


/done & whole heartedly agree
//I will be stuck humming the Benny Hill theme song all day now

price-farking-less!
 
2013-04-08 04:52:21 PM

Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy


Wait, there's a non-fat Farkette??
 
2013-04-08 04:57:37 PM

megarian: I punch a puppy with kittens tied to my fist for a Ukrainian restaurant around here.


I live in NYC, but sometimes the wait at Veselka is too long; I'll try your method sometime.
 
2013-04-08 05:10:46 PM
www.bumm.sk

Brezhnev was more of an ass man.
 
2013-04-08 05:21:37 PM
I've been watching a thread of music videos out of Russia and I gotta say, they've hit on a glorious bit of nihilist techno-punk.
 
2013-04-08 05:22:59 PM

bighairyguy: Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?


Yeah, funny some papers pixeled out her back.

NYT didn't.  It's supposedly profanities written in Cyrillic, whatever that is.
 
2013-04-08 05:30:30 PM

megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf


They go out the sunroof when you road-rage?
 
2013-04-08 06:28:24 PM

genepool lifeboat: megarian: My GIS for some aforementioned key words has taken me into some very, very strange places.

Oh, so you did find my wife then?


Baaaahahahahahaha
 
2013-04-08 06:29:26 PM

davidab: Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy

The first time I met megarian on FARK, was in a transgender thread... she had the weirdest boner right then... been a favorite ever since.


That boner has lasted waaaaaay more than 4 hours. I need to call my doctor.
 
2013-04-08 06:30:24 PM

WhoGAS: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

Allow me to join the assumed throngs of other males by saying,

"Privet...cockdilla?"

(excuse the spelling as I only know the phonetic pronunciation)


Oh wow, I just read that my mom.

I appreciate the lulz ;)
 
2013-04-08 06:44:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 06:50:24 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Brezhnev was more of an ass man.


But hey!  At least he didn't invite 10 year-old girls over like Gen. Secretary Adropov.

Here's my collection of Soviet/Russian Leaders.
Leers Looking at You!

cdn.energy-dimension.com
And this...

cdn.energy-dimension.com

And just one more for the troika.

www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

Wow!  Don't the potential captions almost shout out at you?
(incomprehensibly to you na rooskom yzikom, of course!)
 
2013-04-08 07:18:04 PM

Canton: Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway? The one who is not Chancellor Angela Merkel? Her expression is almost as good as Putin's.


That's Joe Lieberman. Easy mistake to make.
 
2013-04-08 07:34:20 PM
Jesus Christ, an AWer on politics tab now?
Bring back Gary or, god forbid, winterwhile
 
2013-04-08 08:12:59 PM
genepool lifeboat:

She usually plays a priest or paladin.

That answer was SO full of win, and so speedy too!

/hat's off
//my hot wife is also partial to playing a paladin
 
2013-04-08 11:52:13 PM

Parthenogenetic: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

I can't decide if Putin's expression is "I've seen everything"

[b.vimeocdn.com image 640x469]

Or "You don't say..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 604x448]

Or maybe split the difference and go with the "WTF is this shiat?"

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 330x293]


Putin's expression is more NOW I've seen everything!
 
2013-04-10 12:50:30 AM

Ambitwistor: James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.

They probably meant "amused", but "bemused" could also work in this context.


It could -- except the expression on his face is one of amusement, not bewilderment.
 
2013-04-10 10:41:58 AM
litreactor.com
 
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