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2013-04-08 10:30:09 AM
Putin is just saluting the late Roger Ebert.

/two thumbs up
 
2013-04-08 10:30:30 AM
The look on his face is priceless.
 
2013-04-08 10:30:34 AM
2 enthusiastic thumbs up.
 
2013-04-08 10:30:54 AM
Boobies!

/seemed appropriate
 
2013-04-08 10:31:40 AM
Fail

/inevitable
 
2013-04-08 10:31:45 AM
The duck is on the other face now!

/I know there's a Soviet Russia joke in there somewhere...
 
2013-04-08 10:31:51 AM
This should be a caption contest.
 
2013-04-08 10:31:52 AM
Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.
 
2013-04-08 10:32:29 AM
How do you say "DEM TITTAYS" in Russian?
 
2013-04-08 10:33:15 AM
What are they actually protesting about?

/srs
 
2013-04-08 10:34:05 AM

New Farkin User Name: Was she from the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.


Silly boy.  Everyone knows the Femen hail from Arrakis.
 
2013-04-08 10:34:10 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

I can't decide if Putin's expression is "I've seen everything"

b.vimeocdn.com

Or "You don't say..."

1.bp.blogspot.com

Or maybe split the difference and go with the "WTF is this shiat?"

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-08 10:34:20 AM
Vladimir is all about freedom.

Well this kind anyway..
 
2013-04-08 10:34:29 AM
She has titties on her back?!?!??!
 
2013-04-08 10:34:41 AM
Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?
 
2013-04-08 10:34:43 AM
I wonder what the slogan was. The Telegraph was bright enough to scramble it, but other news outlets didn't.
 
2013-04-08 10:34:52 AM
PHOTOSHOOP!


/i can haz?
 
2013-04-08 10:35:10 AM
Fremen protester.  Always knew they were tough.

/the spice must flow
 
2013-04-08 10:35:33 AM
"Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.
 
2013-04-08 10:37:11 AM
Putin is all like "please insult me more".
 
2013-04-08 10:37:13 AM
GIS femen protest with safesearch off.
NSFW, obviously.
 
2013-04-08 10:37:23 AM

bighairyguy: Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?


Judging from the color of the pixels, those must be some REALLY hairy back-boobs.

We're probably better off this way.
 
2013-04-08 10:37:41 AM

bighairyguy: Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?


Classic rebuttal:
dlisted.com

Newfound alternative: back-moobs
img.izismile.com
 
2013-04-08 10:37:56 AM
Once upon a time, I was reading an article on Slate. It was about some chick at a major golf tournament here in the States who wrote some sort of advertisement on her chest. She showed up at the eighteenth hole (make your own damn hole joke I'm busy) stripped to the waist, and proceeded to show a few words from her sponsors so to speak.

Well, Slate has got like one picture and of course the boobs are all pixilated out  like some Japanese comic book. They did, however, provide a link here to Fark where the boobs in all of their glory were displayed right here on the main page.

So if it weren't for boobs I never would have found Fark.

Yay boobs.
 
2013-04-08 10:37:57 AM

Tillmaster: I wonder what the slogan was. The Telegraph was bright enough to scramble it, but other news outlets didn't.


Rough translation is "fark you Putin"
 
2013-04-08 10:39:43 AM
"first sodomy then firing squad"
 
2013-04-08 10:40:27 AM

James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.


One would think the English would know how to speak English.

i.telegraph.co.uk

This expression is amused, not bemused.
 
2013-04-08 10:41:54 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: "first sodomy then firing squad"


Probably, though I don't think the order is that important for Putin....
 
2013-04-08 10:42:23 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk


It's good to be Czar.
 
2013-04-08 10:42:54 AM
Le Poutain looks annoyed that another woman has more attributes and is mildly more erotic than the leader of gangster nation.  Plus more hair.  And a better back tattoo.
 
2013-04-08 10:43:42 AM
Sarah Palin will do anything to see Putin, won't she?
 
2013-04-08 10:43:45 AM

Raider_dad: 2 enthusiastic thumbs up.


I'd have thought 3.
 
2013-04-08 10:44:16 AM
Putin looks like he is engaging "lip suction" in preparation to enjoy them tittays.
 
2013-04-08 10:45:07 AM
In the absence of Putin I can serve as a substitute for any ladies that might want to do this.
 
2013-04-08 10:49:38 AM
Well, now I have a goal in life. That was easy.
 
2013-04-08 10:57:05 AM
The look is "Me likey!"
 
2013-04-08 10:57:20 AM

New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.


hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.
 
2013-04-08 11:00:53 AM
At least it wasn't this guy:

golfoholics.com
 
2013-04-08 11:01:46 AM

KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.



My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.
 
2013-04-08 11:05:36 AM

James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.


Maybe he didn't see the picture and thought is was actually Merkel flashing to Putin. Now, that could cause some bemusement.
 
2013-04-08 11:05:53 AM
"To be honest, I didn't really hear what they were shouting because the security [guards] were very tough. These huge guys fell on the lasses. That seemed not right to me, they could have been handled more gently."

Lasses? Who is he? Vladimir McPutin?
 
2013-04-08 11:06:06 AM

that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.


I can vouch for women from Moldova, Czech Republic, and Bulgaria also being hot and pretty damn awesome.
/holy fark how do they eat so much food and stay so damn skinny
 
2013-04-08 11:06:43 AM
Later on Monday he will travel to Holland. He is expected to be met by gay rights activists

Would be interested to see Putin's expression during that protest.
 
2013-04-08 11:08:40 AM
40+ posts in, and nobody has linked the uncensored pics yet?  Wow, Fark is not what it used to be--that used to be done within the first five posts or so every time in a situation like this!
 
2013-04-08 11:13:46 AM

that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.


HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy
 
2013-04-08 11:17:40 AM

scubamage: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

I can vouch for women from Moldova, Czech Republic, and Bulgaria also being hot and pretty damn awesome.
/holy fark how do they eat so much food and stay so damn skinny


Radioactive isotopes from Chernobyl clear the bowels before nutrition is absorbed.
 
2013-04-08 11:17:59 AM

Cyberluddite: 40+ posts in, and nobody has linked the uncensored pics yet?  Wow, Fark is not what it used to be--that used to be done within the first five posts or so every time in a situation like this!


i48.tinypic.com
Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway? The one who is not Chancellor Angela Merkel? Her expression is almost as good as Putin's.

/Did not search for less SFW angles.
 
2013-04-08 11:18:51 AM

megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy


After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy
 
2013-04-08 11:19:54 AM
From a Telegraph article:

Mr Putin appeared to show a flash of his well-known salty humour, adding: "I didn't make out whether they were blondes, chestnut-haired or brunettes."

You know what, Putin?  You're alright. . .
(maybe not as a national leader but at least as a dude you could go drinking with)
 
2013-04-08 11:21:22 AM

Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy


As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.
 
2013-04-08 11:22:29 AM

2_glass_eyes: From a Telegraph article:

Mr Putin appeared to show a flash of his well-known salty humour, adding: "I didn't make out whether they were blondes, chestnut-haired or brunettes."

You know what, Putin?  You're alright. . .
(maybe not as a national leader but at least as a dude you could go drinking with)


Putin and Biden would be bff
 
2013-04-08 11:23:08 AM
Perfect, just perfect.
 
2013-04-08 11:23:36 AM
I have decided that this thread is an appropriate place to admit that I am, in fact, Vladimir Putin. Ladies, feel free to show me your boobs. EIP
 
2013-04-08 11:23:39 AM

bighairyguy: Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?


Yes, for dancing.
 
2013-04-08 11:23:51 AM

megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-


I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.
 
2013-04-08 11:27:07 AM

Apos: This should be a caption contest.


i48.tinypic.com

From left to right:

"Niiiice"
"Tits!  GTFO!"
"Arrrrgh!  DO NOT WANT!"
"Niiiice"
"Farking attention whore..."
"Dammit, wish mine looked that nice"
"Sideboob!  Niiiice"
"This is relevant to my interests"
 
2013-04-08 11:28:10 AM

megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy



That's actually not what I was trying to say.


As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.


If you need to get drink first, you're probably not that crazy.  Also, in my experience, it is very difficult to get a Ukrainian drunk.
 
2013-04-08 11:29:46 AM

that was my nickname in highschool: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy


That's actually not what I was trying to say.


As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.


If you need to get drink first, you're probably not that crazy.  Also, in my experience, it is very difficult to get a Ukrainian drunk.


It's difficult, but delicious.
 
2013-04-08 11:30:01 AM

2_glass_eyes: You know what, Putin? You're alright. . .
(maybe not as a national leader but at least as a dude you could go drinking with)


Olympic gymnast as a mistress, a bunker full of gold and he rules Russia like a god. Yeah, I want to party with this guy
 
2013-04-08 11:30:59 AM

that was my nickname in highschool: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy


That's actually not what I was trying to say.


As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.


If you need to get drink first, you're probably not that crazy.  Also, in my experience, it is very difficult to get a Ukrainian drunk.


With vodak and (sorry for butchering this but I honestly don't know how it's spelled so this is phonetic) tweeka, that's true. However they aren't as great with whiskey or if you want to be really mean, soju.
 
2013-04-08 11:31:56 AM

Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.


It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf
 
2013-04-08 11:33:14 AM
megarian:
As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.

Attention farkers: this one sounds like a keeper. I'm engaged to a girl for only half of that sentence.
 
2013-04-08 11:35:58 AM

scubamage: With vodak and (sorry for butchering this but I honestly don't know how it's spelled so this is phonetic) tweeka, that's true. However they aren't as great with whiskey or if you want to be really mean, soju.



I'll remember that the next time I try to go one-for-one with my bro's father-in-law or a cousin.

The amount of cognac I've had since those two started dating borders the absurd.  I always thought that stuff was for sipping.  I never imagined anyone drinking it in volume.
 
2013-04-08 11:39:36 AM
I approve of this message!
 
2013-04-08 11:39:53 AM

megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf


That totally explains the tarps.
 
2013-04-08 11:43:22 AM

megarian: It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.


I've never been one for brute force, nor for the finer arts of seduction. I tend to stand around with a drunk, lonely smile and hope for the best. Wouldn't recommend this approach for those looking to set records, but I enjoy it.

The important thing is to get out of the house! Hardly any of the delivery men are hot Ukrainian women. (Though I can picture an uptick business if the local Ukrainian restaurants offered this.)
 
2013-04-08 11:43:36 AM
"hey, eyes up here dumbass"
 
2013-04-08 11:45:18 AM
To learn more info, scan this woman's back with your smartphone and get a coupon for a free small ice cream cone. Participation may vary.
 
2013-04-08 11:46:25 AM
Much better pics here   Probably NSFW for those of you work at places that frown upon boobies.

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-femen-takes-on-putin -i n-germany-fotostrecke-95276.html
 
2013-04-08 11:49:14 AM

love_alice: http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-femen-takes-on-putin -i n-germany-fotostrecke-95276.html


cdn2.spiegel.de

That picture is absolutely heartwarming.
 
2013-04-08 11:50:16 AM

genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.


See!? There's a method to my madness.
 
2013-04-08 11:50:27 AM

megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf



Old lady 1: "Oh, I'm so tired. I just spent 4 hours burying the cat."
OL 2: "Four hours???"
OL 1: "Yes, damn thing wouldn't sit still."
 
2013-04-08 11:50:28 AM

Parthenogenetic: Apos: This should be a caption contest.

[i48.tinypic.com image 639x426]

From left to right:

"Niiiice"
"Tits!  GTFO!"
"Arrrrgh!  DO NOT WANT!"
"Niiiice"
"Farking attention whore..."
"Dammit, wish mine looked that nice"
"Sideboob!  Niiiice"
"This is relevant to my interests"


Well done!
 
2013-04-08 11:53:10 AM

Archie Goodwin: Sarah Palin will do anything to see Putin, won't she?



I thought she could see him from her house.........
 
2013-04-08 11:53:35 AM

megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.


That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!
 
2013-04-08 11:54:36 AM

Fast Thick Pants: megarian: It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

I've never been one for brute force, nor for the finer arts of seduction. I tend to stand around with a drunk, lonely smile and hope for the best. Wouldn't recommend this approach for those looking to set records, but I enjoy it.

The important thing is to get out of the house! Hardly any of the delivery men are hot Ukrainian women. (Though I can picture an uptick business if the local Ukrainian restaurants offered this.)


I just made some pretty astonishing Ukrainian perogies (Varenyky)...but i want more. I punch a puppy with kittens tied to my fist for a Ukrainian restaurant around here.
 
2013-04-08 11:58:24 AM

genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!


*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*
 
2013-04-08 12:00:34 PM

megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*


She usually plays a priest or paladin.
 
2013-04-08 12:02:24 PM

genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.


Alright. You win.
 
2013-04-08 12:05:45 PM

genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.


I prefer my women to be chaotic neutral.
 
2013-04-08 12:05:57 PM
You are free to show Vladimir Putin me your boobs

/FTFM
//EIP
 
2013-04-08 12:06:12 PM
Canton
Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway?


Looks like Johanna Wanka, Germany's minister for education and research.
Which makes sense given the fair they were attending.
 
2013-04-08 12:07:35 PM

GranoblasticMan: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: genepool lifeboat: megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf

That totally explains the tarps.

See!? There's a method to my madness.

That was the longest set up I've seen on here ever.  You win the internets.
You'd get along well with my wife, she's batshiat too!

*furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.

I prefer my women to be chaotic neutral.


I want to see a diagram. Is it like a continuum?
 
2013-04-08 12:19:58 PM

megarian: *furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.

Alright. You win.


Oh come on, you gave up too easy.
 
2013-04-08 12:27:15 PM
a1.vsoh.com
 
2013-04-08 12:34:14 PM

genepool lifeboat: megarian: *furiously searches internet for sexy mages of your wife*

She usually plays a priest or paladin.

Alright. You win.

Oh come on, you gave up too easy.


My GIS for some aforementioned key words has taken me into some very, very strange places.
 
2013-04-08 12:38:21 PM

megarian: My GIS for some aforementioned key words has taken me into some very, very strange places.


Oh, so you did find my wife then?
 
2013-04-08 12:44:21 PM

The Voice of Doom: Canton
Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway?

Looks like Johanna Wanka, Germany's minister for education and research.
Which makes sense given the fair they were attending.


Oh, wow. She seems like an interesting woman. Extremely well-educated. Which, I suppose, you would expect from a minister of education.

And she has mastered the WTF expression.

/Knew I had you favorited for a reason.
 
2013-04-08 12:45:22 PM

megarian: I want to see a diagram. Is it like a continuum?


Umm... It's something like this:

pixelatedgeek.com
 
2013-04-08 01:13:08 PM
Putin seems like he would be a fun guy to do vodak shots with.

Just mind the polonium flavored bottle...
 
2013-04-08 01:21:05 PM

Kyosuke: [a1.vsoh.com image 536x904]




Actually, there are a lot of smiles in that photo. I love it. An enjoyable protest for all.
 
2013-04-08 01:56:39 PM
And if this would have happened in Russia no one would have ever seen her again...
 
ecl
2013-04-08 01:57:19 PM
a1.vsoh.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 02:02:51 PM

Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy


The first time I met megarian on FARK, was in a transgender thread... she had the weirdest boner right then... been a favorite ever since.
 
2013-04-08 02:12:38 PM
Those FEMEN chicks really don't like Putin.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Here is how to read a little phonetic Cyrillic if you happen to GIS them and want to know what is written on their bodies:

Putin = Путин (П = P, у = iu, т = t, и = i, н = n)
dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

What the topless lady had written on her back was ""Иди на хуй,   Путин" = "go on the dick, Putin" (i.e. "dick the dictator" or just "F*ck Putin"), though this particular phrase often also means "go to hell". [note the pseudo-imperative English phrase "f*uck you" which really is the prayer "may God f*ck you" which can mean "may God send you to hell"]

Text of one of the stories on FEMEN/ru

FEMEN призывает Россию прокричать Путину  "Иди на хуй, диктатор!"  во все 150 миллионов глоток! Если он и этого не услышит, то направить его туда принудительно! Долой диктатуру, гомофобию и теократию! На хуй Кремль, ФСБ, РПЦ и прочие ОПГ! На хуй Путина! Да здравствует свободная Россия!

Google translate:

FEMEN shout Putin urges Russia to "go on the dick, the dictator!" all 150 million gulp! If he did not hear it, then send it back to force! Down with dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy! Dick on the Kremlin, the FSB, the Russian Orthodox Church and other gang! Putin on the dick! Long live free Russia!

Same story on FEMEN/en

FEMEN calls Russia to scream "Go to hell, dictator" with all 150 millions of voices! If he will not hear that then to send him there against his will. No dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy. F*ck Kreml, FSB, Russion Ortodox Church and other groups of offenders. F*ck Putin! Viva Free Russia!
 
2013-04-08 02:22:44 PM
Putin on the Titz
 
2013-04-08 02:29:21 PM

megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy


Allow me to join the assumed throngs of other males by saying,

"Privet...cockdilla?"

(excuse the spelling as I only know the phonetic pronunciation)
 
2013-04-08 02:33:44 PM

HairBolus: Those FEMEN chicks really don't like Putin.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 807x493]

Here is how to read a little phonetic Cyrillic if you happen to GIS them and want to know what is written on their bodies:

Putin = Путин (П = P, у = iu, т = t, и = i, н = n)
dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

What the topless lady had written on her back was ""Иди на хуй,   Путин" = "go on the dick, Putin" (i.e. "dick the dictator" or just "F*ck Putin"), though this particular phrase often also means "go to hell". [note the pseudo-imperative English phrase "f*uck you" which really is the prayer "may God f*ck you" which can mean "may God send you to hell"]

Text of one of the stories on FEMEN/ru

FEMEN призывает Россию прокричать Путину  "Иди на хуй, диктатор!"  во все 150 миллионов глоток! Если он и этого не услышит, то направить его туда принудительно! Долой диктатуру, гомофобию и теократию! На хуй Кремль, ФСБ, РПЦ и прочие ОПГ! На хуй Путина! Да здравствует свободная Россия!

Google translate:

FEMEN shout Putin urges Russia to "go on the dick, the dictator!" all 150 million gulp! If he did not hear it, then send it back to force! Down with dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy! Dick on the Kremlin, the FSB, the Russian Orthodox Church and other gang! Putin on the dick! Long live free Russia!

Same story on FEMEN/en

FEMEN calls Russia to scream "Go to hell, dictator" with all 150 millions of voices! If he will not hear that then to send him there against his will. No dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy. F*ck Kreml, FSB, Russion Ortodox Church and other groups of offenders. F*ck Putin! Viva Free Russia!


Yeah, it's either fark you or go to hell, but I usually translate it as fark you, because it's pretty offensive, so the stronger version is probably more accurate.
 
2013-04-08 02:38:06 PM

HairBolus: Those FEMEN chicks really don't like Putin.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 807x493]

Here is how to read a little phonetic Cyrillic if you happen to GIS them and want to know what is written on their bodies:

Putin = Путин (П = P, у = iu, т = t, и = i, н = n)
dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

What the topless lady had written on her back was ""Иди на хуй,   Путин" = "go on the dick, Putin" (i.e. "dick the dictator" or just "F*ck Putin"), though this particular phrase often also means "go to hell". [note the pseudo-imperative English phrase "f*uck you" which really is the prayer "may God f*ck you" which can mean "may God send you to hell"]

Text of one of the stories on FEMEN/ru

FEMEN призывает Россию прокричать Путину  "Иди на хуй, диктатор!"  во все 150 миллионов глоток! Если он и этого не услышит, то направить его туда принудительно! Долой диктатуру, гомофобию и теократию! На хуй Кремль, ФСБ, РПЦ и прочие ОПГ! На хуй Путина! Да здравствует свободная Россия!

Google translate:

FEMEN shout Putin urges Russia to "go on the dick, the dictator!" all 150 million gulp! If he did not hear it, then send it back to force! Down with dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy! Dick on the Kremlin, the FSB, the Russian Orthodox Church and other gang! Putin on the dick! Long live free Russia!

Same story on FEMEN/en

FEMEN calls Russia to scream "Go to hell, dictator" with all 150 millions of voices! If he will not hear that then to send him there against his will. No dictatorship, homophobia and theocracy. F*ck Kreml, FSB, Russion Ortodox Church and other groups of offenders. F*ck Putin! Viva Free Russia!


More importantly.... is that chick topless with a chainsaw?
 
2013-04-08 02:59:37 PM

HairBolus: dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)


What's up with FARK-quoting messing up Cyrillic? I wrote:

dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)

Strangely enough if in Firefox, I select the messed up "диктатор" and google search it it reverts to "диктатор".

jchuffyman: Yeah, it's either fark you or go to hell, but I usually translate it as fark you, because it's pretty offensive, so the stronger version is probably more accurate.


Yeah, but the "go to hell" sense is needed to understand the antecedent reference in "send him there".
 
2013-04-08 03:04:27 PM
What's the car behind him?
 
2013-04-08 03:19:41 PM

SuperChuck: More importantly.... is that chick topless with a chainsaw?


Yeah the FEMEN ladies are into topless chainsawing (NSFW), though note that when the motor is running they wear safety glasses. Here is one cutting down an outdoor Christian cross.

 

www.trust.org

 
2013-04-08 03:30:05 PM

HairBolus: SuperChuck: More importantly.... is that chick topless with a chainsaw?

Yeah the FEMEN ladies are into topless chainsawing (NSFW), though note that when the motor is running they wear safety glasses. Here is one cutting down an outdoor Christian cross. [www.trust.org image 324x486]


That's very nice...the link, even nicer.

Now I shall await the bloopers reel...

They gather in a public area for protesting...a little warmer than normal...the sweat beginning to bead and slowly run down the back of each neck...the air is cool under this warm sun...the wind hits the beaded sweat...the crownd now knows that they are in for some perky adventures...

The girls begin chanting in a flurry, their righteous excitement coursing through their bodies...goose bumps can be seen but are more from their elated emotinoal level than the cool air around them...their body tight with the work of so many protests...

As one of the larger chested women jumps, she accidentally comes down on the foot of the younger girl beside her...they are so young looking there...she couldn't be more than 18, 19...her body showing proof of the adulthood she is entering into...

She winces in pain and opens her mouth to moan as the other girl's breast lands fully in her frothing, open mouth...tongue half-out as if ready to receive the hard, pert womanhood in front of her...instead of being repulsed, in that brief moment, a split second, she gently places her mouth around the gift, tongue exploring...the other woman moans in delight as they fall together, hands and tongues sucking...touching...caressing...

And then they realize that's not what this is about and get back to chanting and other boring stuff.

I mean, it's not like I could care about anything they're saying when they're all naked and stuff.
 
2013-04-08 03:38:12 PM

HairBolus: What's up with FARK-quoting messing up Cyrillic? I wrote:

dictator = диктатор (д = d, и = i, к = k, т = t, а = a, т = t, о = o, р = r)


Silly me, I never learned about italic Cyrillic.

upload.wikimedia.org

left = roman, center = italic, right = Serbian
 
2013-04-08 03:42:03 PM

James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.


They probably meant "amused", but "bemused" could also work in this context.
 
2013-04-08 03:46:36 PM

love_alice: Much better pics here   Probably NSFW for those of you work at places that frown upon boobies.

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-femen-takes-on-putin -i n-germany-fotostrecke-95276.html


What's with the handprints? It looks like maybe they cover their chests with flesh-toned makeup that turns red when someone touches them, like they're trying to expose the cops who fondle them when taking them into custody?
 
2013-04-08 03:49:06 PM

megarian: Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy

As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.


It's a deal! EIP
 
2013-04-08 04:01:13 PM
ole' Putin probably prefers the Schlong.
 
2013-04-08 04:03:03 PM
He should be greatful machine guns didn't pop out of her boobs.
 
2013-04-08 04:34:53 PM

HairBolus: jchuffyman: Yeah, it's either fark you or go to hell, but I usually translate it as fark you, because it's pretty offensive, so the stronger version is probably more accurate.

Yeah, but the "go to hell" sense is needed to understand the antecedent reference in "send him there".


On further consideration, what the lady has written on her back, "Иди на хуй,   Путин", and Google translates as "go on the dick, Putin" literally means "suck dick, Putin". If you ask Google to translate "go to hell" to Russian,  this is given as one translation alternative: "иди на хуй - go to hell!, suck my prick!". Another, "иди на хер" is literally "come on dick".

I've been told by Russians that the country has a huge phobia about homosexuality so I guess it makes sense that  "go on dick" has the 3 meanings "suck dick", "fark you", and "go to hell", and they really have a common meaning.
 
2013-04-08 04:45:41 PM

cgraves67: The look on his face is priceless.


/done & whole heartedly agree
//I will be stuck humming the Benny Hill theme song all day now

price-farking-less!
 
2013-04-08 04:52:21 PM

Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy


Wait, there's a non-fat Farkette??
 
2013-04-08 04:57:37 PM

megarian: I punch a puppy with kittens tied to my fist for a Ukrainian restaurant around here.


I live in NYC, but sometimes the wait at Veselka is too long; I'll try your method sometime.
 
2013-04-08 05:10:46 PM
www.bumm.sk

Brezhnev was more of an ass man.
 
2013-04-08 05:21:37 PM
I've been watching a thread of music videos out of Russia and I gotta say, they've hit on a glorious bit of nihilist techno-punk.
 
2013-04-08 05:22:59 PM

bighairyguy: Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?


Yeah, funny some papers pixeled out her back.

NYT didn't.  It's supposedly profanities written in Cyrillic, whatever that is.
 
2013-04-08 05:30:30 PM

megarian: Fast Thick Pants: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

I understand, I take Ukranian females as offen as I can too.

It's really hard to get them in trunks when they don't want to go willingly. They put up quite a fight.

/and people think I keep golf clubs in the car because I golf


They go out the sunroof when you road-rage?
 
2013-04-08 06:28:24 PM

genepool lifeboat: megarian: My GIS for some aforementioned key words has taken me into some very, very strange places.

Oh, so you did find my wife then?


Baaaahahahahahaha
 
2013-04-08 06:29:26 PM

davidab: Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy

The first time I met megarian on FARK, was in a transgender thread... she had the weirdest boner right then... been a favorite ever since.


That boner has lasted waaaaaay more than 4 hours. I need to call my doctor.
 
2013-04-08 06:30:24 PM

WhoGAS: megarian: HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

Allow me to join the assumed throngs of other males by saying,

"Privet...cockdilla?"

(excuse the spelling as I only know the phonetic pronunciation)


Oh wow, I just read that my mom.

I appreciate the lulz ;)
 
2013-04-08 06:44:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 06:50:24 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Brezhnev was more of an ass man.


But hey!  At least he didn't invite 10 year-old girls over like Gen. Secretary Adropov.

Here's my collection of Soviet/Russian Leaders.
Leers Looking at You!

cdn.energy-dimension.com
And this...

cdn.energy-dimension.com

And just one more for the troika.

www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

Wow!  Don't the potential captions almost shout out at you?
(incomprehensibly to you na rooskom yzikom, of course!)
 
2013-04-08 07:18:04 PM

Canton: Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway? The one who is not Chancellor Angela Merkel? Her expression is almost as good as Putin's.


That's Joe Lieberman. Easy mistake to make.
 
2013-04-08 07:34:20 PM
Jesus Christ, an AWer on politics tab now?
Bring back Gary or, god forbid, winterwhile
 
2013-04-08 08:12:59 PM
genepool lifeboat:

She usually plays a priest or paladin.

That answer was SO full of win, and so speedy too!

/hat's off
//my hot wife is also partial to playing a paladin
 
2013-04-08 11:52:13 PM

Parthenogenetic: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

I can't decide if Putin's expression is "I've seen everything"

[b.vimeocdn.com image 640x469]

Or "You don't say..."

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 604x448]

Or maybe split the difference and go with the "WTF is this shiat?"

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 330x293]


Putin's expression is more NOW I've seen everything!
 
2013-04-10 12:50:30 AM

Ambitwistor: James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.

They probably meant "amused", but "bemused" could also work in this context.


It could -- except the expression on his face is one of amusement, not bewilderment.
 
2013-04-10 10:41:58 AM
litreactor.com
 
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