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(Telegraph)   You are free to show Vladimir Putin your boobs   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 128
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2013-04-08 10:30:09 AM  
Putin is just saluting the late Roger Ebert.

/two thumbs up
 
2013-04-08 10:30:30 AM  
The look on his face is priceless.
 
2013-04-08 10:30:34 AM  
2 enthusiastic thumbs up.
 
2013-04-08 10:30:54 AM  
Boobies!

/seemed appropriate
 
2013-04-08 10:31:40 AM  
Fail

/inevitable
 
2013-04-08 10:31:45 AM  
The duck is on the other face now!

/I know there's a Soviet Russia joke in there somewhere...
 
2013-04-08 10:31:51 AM  
This should be a caption contest.
 
2013-04-08 10:31:52 AM  
Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.
 
2013-04-08 10:32:29 AM  
How do you say "DEM TITTAYS" in Russian?
 
2013-04-08 10:33:15 AM  
What are they actually protesting about?

/srs
 
2013-04-08 10:34:05 AM  

New Farkin User Name: Was she from the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.


Silly boy.  Everyone knows the Femen hail from Arrakis.
 
2013-04-08 10:34:10 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

I can't decide if Putin's expression is "I've seen everything"

b.vimeocdn.com

Or "You don't say..."

1.bp.blogspot.com

Or maybe split the difference and go with the "WTF is this shiat?"

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-08 10:34:20 AM  
Vladimir is all about freedom.

Well this kind anyway..
 
2013-04-08 10:34:29 AM  
She has titties on her back?!?!??!
 
2013-04-08 10:34:41 AM  
Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?
 
2013-04-08 10:34:43 AM  
I wonder what the slogan was. The Telegraph was bright enough to scramble it, but other news outlets didn't.
 
2013-04-08 10:34:52 AM  
PHOTOSHOOP!


/i can haz?
 
2013-04-08 10:35:10 AM  
Fremen protester.  Always knew they were tough.

/the spice must flow
 
2013-04-08 10:35:33 AM  
"Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.
 
2013-04-08 10:37:11 AM  
Putin is all like "please insult me more".
 
2013-04-08 10:37:13 AM  
GIS femen protest with safesearch off.
NSFW, obviously.
 
2013-04-08 10:37:23 AM  

bighairyguy: Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?


Judging from the color of the pixels, those must be some REALLY hairy back-boobs.

We're probably better off this way.
 
2013-04-08 10:37:41 AM  

bighairyguy: Why is that girl's back pixeled out?  Does she have boobs there?


Classic rebuttal:
dlisted.com

Newfound alternative: back-moobs
img.izismile.com
 
2013-04-08 10:37:56 AM  
Once upon a time, I was reading an article on Slate. It was about some chick at a major golf tournament here in the States who wrote some sort of advertisement on her chest. She showed up at the eighteenth hole (make your own damn hole joke I'm busy) stripped to the waist, and proceeded to show a few words from her sponsors so to speak.

Well, Slate has got like one picture and of course the boobs are all pixilated out  like some Japanese comic book. They did, however, provide a link here to Fark where the boobs in all of their glory were displayed right here on the main page.

So if it weren't for boobs I never would have found Fark.

Yay boobs.
 
2013-04-08 10:37:57 AM  

Tillmaster: I wonder what the slogan was. The Telegraph was bright enough to scramble it, but other news outlets didn't.


Rough translation is "fark you Putin"
 
2013-04-08 10:39:43 AM  
"first sodomy then firing squad"
 
2013-04-08 10:40:27 AM  

James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.


One would think the English would know how to speak English.

i.telegraph.co.uk

This expression is amused, not bemused.
 
2013-04-08 10:41:54 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: "first sodomy then firing squad"


Probably, though I don't think the order is that important for Putin....
 
2013-04-08 10:42:23 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk


It's good to be Czar.
 
2013-04-08 10:42:54 AM  
Le Poutain looks annoyed that another woman has more attributes and is mildly more erotic than the leader of gangster nation.  Plus more hair.  And a better back tattoo.
 
2013-04-08 10:43:42 AM  
Sarah Palin will do anything to see Putin, won't she?
 
2013-04-08 10:43:45 AM  

Raider_dad: 2 enthusiastic thumbs up.


I'd have thought 3.
 
2013-04-08 10:44:16 AM  
Putin looks like he is engaging "lip suction" in preparation to enjoy them tittays.
 
2013-04-08 10:45:07 AM  
In the absence of Putin I can serve as a substitute for any ladies that might want to do this.
 
2013-04-08 10:49:38 AM  
Well, now I have a goal in life. That was easy.
 
2013-04-08 10:57:05 AM  
The look is "Me likey!"
 
2013-04-08 10:57:20 AM  

New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.


hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.
 
2013-04-08 11:00:53 AM  
At least it wasn't this guy:

golfoholics.com
 
2013-04-08 11:01:46 AM  

KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.



My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.
 
2013-04-08 11:05:36 AM  

James F. Campbell: "Bemused"? Editors don't know shiat these days.


Maybe he didn't see the picture and thought is was actually Merkel flashing to Putin. Now, that could cause some bemusement.
 
2013-04-08 11:05:53 AM  
"To be honest, I didn't really hear what they were shouting because the security [guards] were very tough. These huge guys fell on the lasses. That seemed not right to me, they could have been handled more gently."

Lasses? Who is he? Vladimir McPutin?
 
2013-04-08 11:06:06 AM  

that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.


I can vouch for women from Moldova, Czech Republic, and Bulgaria also being hot and pretty damn awesome.
/holy fark how do they eat so much food and stay so damn skinny
 
2013-04-08 11:06:43 AM  
Later on Monday he will travel to Holland. He is expected to be met by gay rights activists

Would be interested to see Putin's expression during that protest.
 
2013-04-08 11:08:40 AM  
40+ posts in, and nobody has linked the uncensored pics yet?  Wow, Fark is not what it used to be--that used to be done within the first five posts or so every time in a situation like this!
 
2013-04-08 11:13:46 AM  

that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.


HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy
 
2013-04-08 11:17:40 AM  

scubamage: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

I can vouch for women from Moldova, Czech Republic, and Bulgaria also being hot and pretty damn awesome.
/holy fark how do they eat so much food and stay so damn skinny


Radioactive isotopes from Chernobyl clear the bowels before nutrition is absorbed.
 
2013-04-08 11:17:59 AM  

Cyberluddite: 40+ posts in, and nobody has linked the uncensored pics yet?  Wow, Fark is not what it used to be--that used to be done within the first five posts or so every time in a situation like this!


i48.tinypic.com
Who is the other woman in the photo, anyway? The one who is not Chancellor Angela Merkel? Her expression is almost as good as Putin's.

/Did not search for less SFW angles.
 
2013-04-08 11:18:51 AM  

megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy


After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy
 
2013-04-08 11:19:54 AM  
From a Telegraph article:

Mr Putin appeared to show a flash of his well-known salty humour, adding: "I didn't make out whether they were blondes, chestnut-haired or brunettes."

You know what, Putin?  You're alright. . .
(maybe not as a national leader but at least as a dude you could go drinking with)
 
2013-04-08 11:21:22 AM  

Yomoxu: megarian: that was my nickname in highschool: KrispyKritter: New Farkin User Name: Was she from  the Ukraine? Ukrainian girls are hot.

*Reads TFA*

Apparently so.

hot? smokin' hot. crazy? batshiat crazy. marry one and be prepared for a life of drama beyond soap opera.


My brother married a woman from Ukraine.  Her, and her whole extended family, are actually pretty cool.

And the wedding was ridiculous.

HEY as a Ukrainian female I take offen-

No....no you guys are actually right.

/batshiat crazy

After checking your profile, you are hot. You have confirmed you are batshiat crazy.

Marry me?

/used to batshiat crazy


As long as I can get drunk and occasionally threaten neighborhood children, I'm in.
 
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