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(LA Times)   Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson could be charged with battery. No word on where the rest of the device is   (latimes.com) divider line 128
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2013-04-08 10:34:57 AM  
I can't wait for the solar powered version.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-08 10:35:14 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-08 10:36:04 AM  
and she will keep..   going... and.. going....and going....
 
2013-04-08 10:36:30 AM  
Who is this "Jenna Jameson" character? Perhaps someone should post a picture of here so that I might recognize her.
 
2013-04-08 10:38:20 AM  

WhippingBoy: Who is this "Jenna Jameson" character? Perhaps someone should post a picture of here so that I might recognize her.


FTFA on CNN:
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-04-08 10:38:23 AM  
Is she still with Tito Ortiz? I remember the whole thing between him and Dana White over her because Dana told him not to get involved with her, and when he did any way, he told him not to bring her around any UFC promotional events.

Guess Dana may have been on to something.
 
2013-04-08 10:38:29 AM  
She claimed a friend broke into her house and robbed her. The friend, she said, "accused me of gusting her."

i580.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 10:38:54 AM  
She used to be the pornstar that even your wife found attractive.

Then she had surgery.
 
2013-04-08 10:41:59 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: She used to be the pornstar that even your wife found attractive.

Then she had surgery.


So you're the guy who stands outside our window while we make sexy time....
 
2013-04-08 10:42:56 AM  

Uzzah: She claimed a friend broke into her house and robbed her. The friend, she said, "accused me of gusting her."

[i580.photobucket.com image 197x151]



Had to look that one up. "outburst of emotion".

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gusting
 
2013-04-08 10:44:18 AM  
Lt. Evan Sailor

Almost, I say, almost a porn star name there, son. But you gotta gussie it up. How about, :"Lt. B. Whole Sailor"? Why that's got gay porn written all over it, son. Not that, I say. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2013-04-08 10:44:40 AM  

Uzzah: She claimed a friend broke into her house and robbed her. The friend, she said, "accused me of gusting her."

[i580.photobucket.com image 197x151]


That blows!
 
2013-04-08 10:44:52 AM  
Okay, since no one else is admiring the headline....

+1

I guffawed.
 
2013-04-08 10:45:07 AM  

buckeyebrain: WhippingBoy: Who is this "Jenna Jameson" character? Perhaps someone should post a picture of here so that I might recognize her.

FTFA on CNN:


Ugh. No thanks.
 
2013-04-08 10:46:08 AM  

buckeyebrain: FTFA on CNN:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


It's good to see she hasn't completely lost her mind
 
2013-04-08 10:46:17 AM  
What is with women shaving the sides of their heads? I'm sorry, but it's not an attractive look on anyone.
 
2013-04-08 10:46:58 AM  

buckeyebrain: WhippingBoy: Who is this "Jenna Jameson" character? Perhaps someone should post a picture of here so that I might recognize her.

FTFA on CNN:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


Can it be possible?!  That's criminal.  She looks nothing like she did.  How can someone who has made her fame and fortune by showing herself as explicitly as it's possible to do think that it's a good idea to radically change the very thing that made the success?!  Time for a grief wank.
 
2013-04-08 10:47:04 AM  

buckeyebrain: WhippingBoy: Who is this "Jenna Jameson" character? Perhaps someone should post a picture of here so that I might recognize her.

FTFA on CNN:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


She's the guy who used to host "Tales from the Crypt"?
 
2013-04-08 10:47:19 AM  
It was the second arrest in less than a year for Jameson. In May, she was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after wrapping her Range Rover around a light pole in Westminster.

I believe we've all seen her wrap her Range Rover around a light pole a number of times.
 
2013-04-08 10:47:42 AM  
Back in the day she was something fine.
 
2013-04-08 10:48:44 AM  
Eh, you could do worse than modeling yourself after Grace Jones

i2.cdn.turner.com
joshuadrewyou.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-08 10:49:06 AM  
I've met Ms. Jameson, she's actually pretty nice (she used to date the singer of a local band called Wolfpac, a splinter group from the bloodhound gang). I'm interested in knowing more about what happened, because I would bet good money that she was being harassed. She has a clean record, and people are brutal to strangers.

I'm lucky(?) to have a few friends who were "in the industry" and the crap that people put them through is atrocious. I went to college with Alicia Alighatti (not her real name, not going to give it to you, sorry), and she was almost arrested because a bunch of guys and their girlfriends from our college started harassing her at a bar about her past career. She travelled across the US to try and get away, but it followed her. We asked them to leave, they didn't, so we left and they followed us. After some especially nasty comments, she had enough and dropped the biggest guy in the group with a single punch. We were there to explain what happened and the cops decided not to do anything because it was a pretty clear cut case of harassment and "fighting words." She was still pretty messed up about it afterwards. On the upside, she is now married to a really nice guy and has a successful business, so things ultimately worked out for her I guess.

TL;DR: complete strangers can be really brutal to pornstars for no good reason, and they're people just like you and me. You push them too far and they will fight back.
 
2013-04-08 10:49:30 AM  

DrKillPatient: Uzzah: She claimed a friend broke into her house and robbed her. The friend, she said, "accused me of gusting her."

[i580.photobucket.com image 197x151]


Had to look that one up. "outburst of emotion".

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gusting


Glad to know that. I thought it had something to do with flatulance. I was going to use that today.
 
2013-04-08 10:49:58 AM  
I choose to remember her in happier times...specifically those times she was knuckles deep in Brianna Banks.
 
2013-04-08 10:51:42 AM  
She's not a porn star anymore?

Besides dying, how do you become an ex-star? Everyone forgets who you are? You show up as a game show host on daytime TV?

Did she unsuck those dicks? Did she exude all the other people's bodily fluids she rubbed into her skin and funnel them back into whatever hole they seeped, oozed, shot, or dripped out of?

Did she raid the top shelf of my armoir and erase the dvd? What about all you farkers' hard-drives? Erased?

Then she is still a porn star.

/Just saying.
 
2013-04-08 10:52:00 AM  
"If you help me find my keys..."
 
2013-04-08 10:53:20 AM  

Uzzah: She claimed a friend broke into her house and robbed her. The friend, she said, "accused me of gusting her."

[i580.photobucket.com image 197x151]


Yes, what is gusting and can you fap to it?
 
2013-04-08 10:53:24 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: What is with women shaving the sides of their heads? I'm sorry, but it's not an attractive look on anyone.


It's easier to get the pubic lice out.
 
2013-04-08 10:53:35 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: What is with women shaving the sides of their heads? I'm sorry, but it's not an attractive look on anyone.


Unless you watch the haircut on screen.


www.secondact.com
 
2013-04-08 10:53:49 AM  
gust in the wind
all we are is gust in the wind
 
2013-04-08 10:53:55 AM  

degenerate-afro: Eh, you could do worse than modeling yourself after Grace Jones

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]
[joshuadrewyou.files.wordpress.com image 357x500]


No, you couldn't.

Unless looking like a trannie is your goal.
 
2013-04-08 10:56:56 AM  

LesserEvil: degenerate-afro: Eh, you could do worse than modeling yourself after Grace Jones

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]
[joshuadrewyou.files.wordpress.com image 357x500]

No, you couldn't.

Unless looking like a trannie is your goal.


Why are we talking about Wesley Snipes?
 
2013-04-08 10:58:40 AM  
thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com
She cleans up nicely
 
2013-04-08 11:00:39 AM  

The Snow Dog: She's not a porn star anymore?

Besides dying, how do you become an ex-star? Everyone forgets who you are? You show up as a game show host on daytime TV?

Did she unsuck those dicks? Did she exude all the other people's bodily fluids she rubbed into her skin and funnel them back into whatever hole they seeped, oozed, shot, or dripped out of?

Did she raid the top shelf of my armoir and erase the dvd? What about all you farkers' hard-drives? Erased?

Then she is still a porn star.

/Just saying.

 
2013-04-08 11:03:18 AM  

ongbok: The Snow Dog: She's not a porn star anymore?

Besides dying, how do you become an ex-star? Everyone forgets who you are? You show up as a game show host on daytime TV?

Did she unsuck those dicks? Did she exude all the other people's bodily fluids she rubbed into her skin and funnel them back into whatever hole they seeped, oozed, shot, or dripped out of?

Did she raid the top shelf of my armoir and erase the dvd? What about all you farkers' hard-drives? Erased?

Then she is still a porn star.

/Just saying.


trying again

pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-08 11:03:39 AM  

The Snow Dog: Did she unsuck those dicks? Did she exude all the other people's bodily fluids she rubbed into her skin and funnel them back into whatever hole they seeped, oozed, shot, or dripped out of?


I don't know about you or anyone else here, but I think we have a good idea for a new theme in a series of porn shoots.
 
2013-04-08 11:05:04 AM  
It makes me sad that she made herself ugly on purpose. And paid for it.
 
2013-04-08 11:05:15 AM  

scubamage: I've met Ms. Jameson, she's actually pretty nice (she used to date the singer of a local band called Wolfpac, a splinter group from the bloodhound gang). I'm interested in knowing more about what happened, because I would bet good money that she was being harassed. She has a clean record, and people are brutal to strangers.

I'm lucky(?) to have a few friends who were "in the industry" and the crap that people put them through is atrocious. I went to college with Alicia Alighatti (not her real name, not going to give it to you, sorry), and she was almost arrested because a bunch of guys and their girlfriends from our college started harassing her at a bar about her past career. She travelled across the US to try and get away, but it followed her. We asked them to leave, they didn't, so we left and they followed us. After some especially nasty comments, she had enough and dropped the biggest guy in the group with a single punch. We were there to explain what happened and the cops decided not to do anything because it was a pretty clear cut case of harassment and "fighting words." She was still pretty messed up about it afterwards. On the upside, she is now married to a really nice guy and has a successful business, so things ultimately worked out for her I guess.

TL;DR: complete strangers can be really brutal to pornstars for no good reason, and they're people just like you and me. You push them too far and they will fight back.


I tend to see them as meat with eyes, but perhaps that's because I don't want to think about the daddy issues or the past abuse they have been through. Still, I don't understand the public heckling bit at all. That shiat is for people who apparently peaked in seventh grade.
 
2013-04-08 11:05:36 AM  

dkimball: [thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com image 376x490]
She cleans up nicely


She is unbalanced.
 
2013-04-08 11:06:58 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: I tend to see them as meat with eyes, but perhaps that's because I don't want to think about the daddy issues or the past abuse they have been through. Still, I don't understand the public heckling bit at all. That shiat is for people who apparently peaked in seventh grade.


Ohhh cmon, there has to be at least one other person here who's fapped to efukt more than once
 
2013-04-08 11:07:03 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

(thinks he may know what you're referring to subby)
 
2013-04-08 11:09:05 AM  
Who'd have thought that letting a bunch of skeevy guys beat off on your face and filming it would be something that would follow you around forever?
 
2013-04-08 11:09:07 AM  

The Snow Dog: She's not a porn star anymore?

Besides dying, how do you become an ex-star? Everyone forgets who you are? You show up as a game show host on daytime TV?

Did she unsuck those dicks? Did she exude all the other people's bodily fluids she rubbed into her skin and funnel them back into whatever hole they seeped, oozed, shot, or dripped out of?

Did she raid the top shelf of my armoir and erase the dvd? What about all you farkers' hard-drives? Erased?

Then she is still a porn star.

/Just saying.


Please, do tell us your opinions on male porn performers  Or former drug users. If you leave a lifestyle that you feel had a negative impact on you and didn't harm anyone else why should it be considered fair for others to burden you with that past? I'm sure you have school teacher out there to get fired but some people do alter their lifestyle in an effort for what they consider self improvement. Why should it be held against them if there is video/photographic proof of that life. You wouldn't call someone who lost 100 pounds to look fit and healthy a fat-ass because they still have "before" photos out there. It's not right to hold a victimless past against someone who has become a different person. I can change, you can change, we can all change.

That said, I doubt any of what I said applies to Jenna. Just a blanket statement of support for those out there like scubamagementioned.
 
2013-04-08 11:10:44 AM  

DrKillPatient: Uzzah: She claimed a friend broke into her house and robbed her. The friend, she said, "accused me of gusting her."

Had to look that one up. "outburst of emotion".

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gusting


That doesn't really help. "My friend accused me of [having] an outburst of emotion [at] her" doesn't make a whole lot of sense in context, where JJ is disputing that she assaulted the friend. I expect much more semiotic precision from my former porn stars.
 
2013-04-08 11:11:01 AM  

WhippingBoy: Who'd have thought that letting a bunch of skeevy guys beat off on your face and filming it would be something that would follow you around forever?


I sense regret.
 
2013-04-08 11:11:55 AM  
I know it was a long time ago, but to look at the woman who was briefly in Howard Stern's Private Parts and what that woman has become... it's unconscionable and I has a sad over it.
 
2013-04-08 11:13:56 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: KiwDaWabbit: I tend to see them as meat with eyes, but perhaps that's because I don't want to think about the daddy issues or the past abuse they have been through. Still, I don't understand the public heckling bit at all. That shiat is for people who apparently peaked in seventh grade.

Ohhh cmon, there has to be at least one other person here who's fapped to efukt more than once


Efukt is certainly good resource for seeing evidence of the emotional outbursts, though it's very sad figuring that they are linked to prior physical and/or emotional trauma.

I'm not saying that they all have PTSD or anything, but I bet it's a pretty high percentage when compared to the general public. I'm willing to go out on a limb and guess that there are a relatively small percentage of well-adjusted and liberated women who just happen to be sex loving exhibitionists in the business.

But, thank baby Jesus for them.
 
2013-04-08 11:16:32 AM  

Uzzah: DrKillPatient: Uzzah: She claimed a friend broke into her house and robbed her. The friend, she said, "accused me of gusting her."

Had to look that one up. "outburst of emotion".

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gusting

That doesn't really help. "My friend accused me of [having] an outburst of emotion [at] her" doesn't make a whole lot of sense in context, where JJ is disputing that she assaulted the friend. I expect much more semiotic precision from my former porn stars.


I'm assuming a verbal assault along with the possible physical.
 
2013-04-08 11:17:31 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: I can change, you can change, we can all change.


mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-04-08 11:19:46 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: What is with women shaving the sides of their heads? I'm sorry, but it's not an attractive look on anyone.


Your opinion is wrong.
 
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