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2013-04-08 12:13:26 PM
Yes.

Next question?
 
2013-04-08 12:15:05 PM
Perhaps the most extreme case of the munchies this world will ever see.
 
2013-04-08 12:15:13 PM
I was just on vacation in Europe where all the hotels offered continental breakfast and now I'm a Nutella addict. :(
 
2013-04-08 12:15:47 PM
Yes.

Wait....do I have pot, too?

Eh, doesn't matter. Yes.
 
2013-04-08 12:15:56 PM
No, but thanks for asking.
 
2013-04-08 12:15:56 PM
Yes, and it involved the munchies. Considering they previously stole energy drinks, this could be a real crime caused by marijuana.
 
2013-04-08 12:16:21 PM
Yes
 
2013-04-08 12:16:25 PM
you can always tell when a nation is poor when a blackmarket for food starts showing up.
 
2013-04-08 12:17:57 PM

Vector R: Yes, and it involved the munchies. Considering they previously stole energy drinks, this could be a real crime caused by marijuana.


I lol'd.
 
2013-04-08 12:22:55 PM
I originally read that as "Nigella".
 
2013-04-08 12:24:02 PM
Nothing to contribute; I see pretty much everyone already thinks along the same lines as me when it comes to Nutella.
 
2013-04-08 12:24:08 PM
It's a spread? I eat it straight out of the container or melt some into a cup of hot chocolate.
 
2013-04-08 12:24:10 PM

Jument: I was just on vacation in Europe where all the hotels offered continental breakfast and now I'm a Nutella addict. :(


basically how i became an addict, as well.

only it was mcdonalds in germany, not the frueschtueck at the hotels.
 
2013-04-08 12:25:43 PM

Jument: I was just on vacation in Europe where all the hotels offered continental breakfast and now I'm a Nutella addict. :(


If you're a Nutella fan who also loves pumpkin pie and cheesecake, I suggest trying this recipe

I made it a few weeks ago for my boyfriend and it was the most farking delicious, amazing cheesecake I have ever eaten. Nutella is the chocolately-hazelnut nectar of the gods

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2013-04-08 12:25:47 PM
I'm not normally a rabid environmentalist, but because Nutella is full of palm oil and I love orangutans, a most emphatic NO.

I love the taste of Nutella, but never again. Palm oil is the one thing I check labels for these days.
 
2013-04-08 12:28:11 PM

reklamfox: If you're a Nutella fan who also loves pumpkin pie and cheesecake, I suggest trying this recipe


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2013-04-08 12:28:23 PM

bromah: you can always tell when a nation is poor when a blackmarket for food starts showing up.


No black market. Just hungry dudes.
 
2013-04-08 12:29:10 PM

axeeugene: I'm not normally a rabid environmentalist, but because Nutella is full of palm oil and I love orangutans, a most emphatic NO.


I've never eaten an Orangutan... any good?
 
2013-04-08 12:31:40 PM
At work's cafe I can get a crepe with bananas and strawberries and smothered in Nutella for 4 bucks. It's awesome.
 
2013-04-08 12:42:59 PM
Biscoff spread ftw!
 
2013-04-08 12:45:20 PM
media.lunch.com

/wanted for questioning.
 
2013-04-08 12:46:54 PM
The gooey loot is worth an estimated 16,000 euros ($20,710).

Where are they getting it that cheap?
That worth has to be the loss of the distributor because going by retail prices, it's more:

5t=5,000,000g
With 450g/jar that's 11,111 jars.
I think if they aren't on sale, those jars are usually sold for 2,29 Euros, so that would make it 25,444 Euros or $33,104.

Hm...those 25,444 would include 19% VAT, but without tax it would still be 21,382 Euros.
Granted, there are also 750g jars that are slightly cheaper, but even for five tons the difference would be less than 200 Euros.


This has to be the first drug raid where they've used a lowered street value.
 
2013-04-08 12:49:01 PM

karmaceutical: axeeugene: I'm not normally a rabid environmentalist, but because Nutella is full of palm oil and I love orangutans, a most emphatic NO.

I've never eaten an Orangutan... any good?


Hints of orange, but mostly just tangy.
 
2013-04-08 12:55:50 PM

gregario: I originally read that as "Nigella".


So, the answer is still "yes".
 
2013-04-08 12:57:30 PM
For those of you who vaporize your cannabis, hang on to those dregs (sometimes known as flarf or ABV)!  Your vaporized cannabis still has some active cannaboids left, and it is now decarboxylized because of the heat from vaporization.

Get yourself some graham crackers and some Nutella and/or creamy high-fat peanut butter (always remember, the higher fat content the better- THC bonds to fat molecules).  Mix your vaporized cannabis with Nutella and/or peanut butter, spread on crackers, toss in the microwave for fifteen seconds.

Allez cuisine!
 
2013-04-08 01:00:06 PM
It's for bathing only  Subby, i swear.
 
2013-04-08 01:58:36 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Not Even Once.
 
2013-04-08 02:06:18 PM
amateurs.
Students @ Columbia University have stolen $250,000 worth in a year:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/03/07/173752172/at-columbia- u niversity-nutella-thefts-make-headlines

/cafeteria food is to be eaten in the cafeteria
//and how many of them are law students?...
 
2013-04-08 02:06:27 PM
And whatever happened to THIS guy? There was a whole series of these.

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2013-04-08 02:47:07 PM

gregario: I originally read that as "Nigella".


Thanks. Don't mind if I do.

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2013-04-08 02:58:26 PM

radarlove: Yes.

Next question?


done in one
 
2013-04-08 03:52:38 PM

felching pen: gregario: I originally read that as "Nigella".

So, the answer is still "yes".


Sure! But if given the choice, I'd take Giada.

/who am I kiddin?
//I'd be lucky with the Galloping Gourmet
 
2013-04-08 04:08:41 PM
FTFA: "Police said Monday an unknown number of culprits made off with 5 metric tons (5.5 tons) of Nutella chocolate-hazelnut spread from a parked trailer in the central German town of Bad Hersfeld over the weekend."

This sort of thing would never have happened in Good Hersfeld.
 
2013-04-08 05:17:47 PM
Security on high alert at all graham cracker factories.
 
2013-04-08 07:47:27 PM
its chocolate flavored cheese and nothing more..
 
2013-04-08 07:51:28 PM
What the suspects might look like
 
2013-04-09 01:33:58 AM
I bought Nutella once because it sounded like it would be good. It wasn't,
 
2013-04-10 10:10:48 AM
Maybe but I like chocolate better.
 
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