Nabb1: I was at a party with some friends and one of them was drinking a Corona - a cop - and he found a mouse in the bottle. And he puked.
doglover: Nabb1: I was at a party with some friends and one of them was drinking a Corona - a cop - and he found a mouse in the bottle. And he puked.Meh, alcohol kills bacteria.
abhorrent1: one of America's favorite imported beers[3.bp.blogspot.com image 326x304]
WhippingBoy: The funniest thing in the world is watching some dipshiat think he's a beer snob because he drinks Corona.Corona isn't considered beer by those in the know.
Meethos: abhorrent1: one of America's favorite imported beers[3.bp.blogspot.com image 326x304]I'm not a fan at all of Corona. But let me help you with how shiat works.http://www.statista.com/statistics/188728/top-imported-beer-brands-i n- the-united-states/
TheMysticS: /if I didn't have puke breath right now, I'd kiss you
flucto: TheMysticS: /if I didn't have puke breath right now, I'd kiss youI'd like to plead with you both to kiss me and not to, but you can't split pleas like that.
noitsnot: We found THIS MOUSE in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh? And we heard that, like, when that happens, you get free beer, eh?/it's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh!
flucto: Mazzic518: WhoooooooooshTo be expected probably.
Mazzic518: I know eh
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