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(Daily Mail)   "My brother and I used to say that drownin' in Corona was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 59
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2013-04-08 08:47:32 AM  
They should have drank the whole vat and put out the fire at the plant.
 
2013-04-08 10:03:22 AM  
I was at a party with some friends and one of them was drinking a Corona - a cop - and he found a mouse in the bottle. And he puked.
 
2013-04-08 10:11:57 AM  
Hoser this milk is 4 months old.
 
2013-04-08 10:15:34 AM  

Nabb1: I was at a party with some friends and one of them was drinking a Corona - a cop - and he found a mouse in the bottle. And he puked.


Meh, alcohol kills bacteria.
 
2013-04-08 10:19:29 AM  
Seven workers have died while cleaning a tank at one of Mexico's main breweries.

An investigation is looking into whether they were overcome by toxic fumes during the incident yesterday.


You probably should have stopped sending them in after the first two or three.
 
2013-04-08 10:43:24 AM  
No point breathin now, eh?
 
2013-04-08 11:55:02 AM  
s11.postimg.org
 
2013-04-08 12:01:44 PM  
I LOVE YOU SUBBY

just making sure you hear me...

also flucto, Nabb, and Nuttier

/if I didn't have puke breath right now, I'd kiss you
 
2013-04-08 12:01:58 PM  
The funniest thing in the world is watching some dipshiat think he's a beer snob because he drinks Corona.

Corona isn't considered beer by those in the know.
 
2013-04-08 12:03:42 PM  
Wait, the article was written by SAM ADAMS, sounds like a slander piece to me.
 
2013-04-08 12:03:45 PM  
They won't let your brother in the Quahog Beautiful People's Club anymore either
 
2013-04-08 12:03:52 PM  
one of America's favorite imported beers

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-08 12:04:16 PM  
I believe there'll be no charge on this two-four of beer, thank you.
 
2013-04-08 12:08:11 PM  
 
2013-04-08 12:09:45 PM  

doglover: Nabb1: I was at a party with some friends and one of them was drinking a Corona - a cop - and he found a mouse in the bottle. And he puked.

Meh, alcohol kills bacteria.


not high enough %.

its mostly the lack of o2 (if anerobic) and or useable sugars.
 
2013-04-08 12:10:36 PM  
www.alicia-logic.com
 
2013-04-08 12:10:43 PM  
Beauty, eh.
 
2013-04-08 12:11:41 PM  

abhorrent1: one of America's favorite imported beers

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 326x304]


I'm not a fan at all of Corona. But let me help you with how shiat works.
http://www.statista.com/statistics/188728/top-imported-beer-brands-i n- the-united-states/
 
2013-04-08 12:13:10 PM  
I'd like to say something snarky about beer and Corona bashers, but I'm going with the more boring route.

Sounds like somebody seven people didn't take their confined space training very seriously.
 
2013-04-08 12:14:00 PM  
I think I've seen this movie before....

s23.postimg.org
 
2013-04-08 12:14:41 PM  
i'll just leave this here for my fellow Strange Brew fans
http://www.founditemclothing.com/t-shirts/elsinore-1.html
 
2013-04-08 12:14:41 PM  

WhippingBoy: The funniest thing in the world is watching some dipshiat think he's a beer snob because he drinks Corona.

Corona isn't considered beer by those in the know.


Eh, I don't know. Most Corona drinker I know, know they are drinking crap. I find Blue Moon drinkers far more annoying. "Oh yeah, I love craft beer. Have you ever had a Blue Moon. It's soooo good, and I don't even like dark beers."
 
2013-04-08 12:15:01 PM  

Meethos: abhorrent1: one of America's favorite imported beers

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 326x304]

I'm not a fan at all of Corona. But let me help you with how shiat works.
http://www.statista.com/statistics/188728/top-imported-beer-brands-i n- the-united-states/


I blame New Jersey

/and Snooki
 
2013-04-08 12:16:49 PM  

TheMysticS: /if I didn't have puke breath right now, I'd kiss you


I'd like to plead with you both to kiss me and not to, but you can't split pleas like that.
 
2013-04-08 12:17:06 PM  
WhippingBoy

The funniest thing in the world is watching some dipshiat think he's a beer snob because he drinks Corona.

Corona isn't considered beer by those in the know.



This.
Corona used to be surfer beer, it was their cheap, bottom of the barrel stuff at $2 a six-pack, then Modelo decided to market it as an exotic import in the US & succeeded. The reason it comes in clear bottles is because they're cheaper than brown or green bottles, which protect the beer from light. That's why Corona has that crappy skunk smell, it's going bad even before it gets to your local store & sitting under fluorescent lights makes it worse.
 
2013-04-08 12:18:19 PM  

Meethos: abhorrent1: one of America's favorite imported beers

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 326x304]

I'm not a fan at all of Corona. But let me help you with how shiat works.
http://www.statista.com/statistics/188728/top-imported-beer-brands-i n- the-united-states/



Wow, there's no hope for us, is there?
 
2013-04-08 12:18:38 PM  
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-04-08 12:19:22 PM  
Take off, subby, you hoser!
 
2013-04-08 12:23:07 PM  
I guess all the bowling alleys have been wrecked.
 
2013-04-08 12:25:33 PM  
Not in the Daily Mail, but the newspapers from Mexico's capital say something about the caballo and infección de la vejiga

So it must the a side effect of the antibiotics used to clean up the horse's bladder infection producing toxic fumes.

Corona will be more frothy when this is cleaned up.
 
2013-04-08 12:26:47 PM  
The plant manager was tight-lipped on details but provided more details after being bribed with some donuts.

...it's a jelly.
 
2013-04-08 12:35:36 PM  

flucto: TheMysticS: /if I didn't have puke breath right now, I'd kiss you

I'd like to plead with you both to kiss me and not to, but you can't split pleas like that.


Order in the court-two split plea soups
snert* pew pew

/
 
2013-04-08 12:36:00 PM  
It's going to be a Stinko De Mayo.
 
2013-04-08 12:40:25 PM  
If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
 
2013-04-08 12:48:04 PM  
We found THIS MOUSE in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh?  And we heard that, like, when that happens, you get free beer, eh?

/it's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh!
 
2013-04-08 12:52:33 PM  
I hope this tragedy isn't exploited for cheap laughs by joke writers...

what do you call 7 dead mexicans in a vat of corona?

how many mexicans does it take to make a thousand gallons of corona?
 
2013-04-08 12:52:36 PM  
Came in for Strange Brew references, leaving happy.
 
2013-04-08 01:09:10 PM  
Hey Dad, Bob broke your beer!
 
2013-04-08 01:11:58 PM  
You had a nervous breakdown, eh?  Me too, when he was born!

/Take off, eh!
 
2013-04-08 01:18:57 PM  
When injured I always exclaim "Aw, my left nut!"
 
2013-04-08 01:23:59 PM  

noitsnot: We found THIS MOUSE in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh?  And we heard that, like, when that happens, you get free beer, eh?

/it's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh!


Yeah, there are like cases setting precedent in law,eh.

...yeah, so, uh, give us our free beer.
 
2013-04-08 01:26:46 PM  
Is it getting warmer in here?
 
2013-04-08 01:27:35 PM  
too many quotes to pick a favourite, so i'll just leave this here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZCI39NWZ5g
 
2013-04-08 01:32:32 PM  
Chuck Norris for the defense, eh?
 
2013-04-08 02:24:45 PM  
Love to see Strange Brew getting some love.
My dog looks like Hosehead.

/take off
 
2013-04-08 03:08:39 PM  

abhorrent1: one of America's favorite imported beers

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 326x304]


Wrong dog you hoser.

www.alicia-logic.com
 
2013-04-08 03:17:02 PM  

doglover: Nabb1: I was at a party with some friends and one of them was drinking a Corona - a cop - and he found a mouse in the bottle. And he puked.

Meh, alcohol kills bacteria.


Whooooooooosh
 
2013-04-08 03:17:50 PM  

Mazzic518: Whooooooooosh


To be expected probably.
 
2013-04-08 03:20:21 PM  

flucto: Mazzic518: Whooooooooosh

To be expected probably.


I know eh
 
2013-04-08 03:23:17 PM  

Mazzic518: I know eh


We should get rid of him. He's really starting to bring me down.
 
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