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2013-04-08 10:40:19 AM  
That "article" was incoherent.

Though I enjoyed the photos.
 
2013-04-08 10:42:41 AM  
a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can't see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing

I nominate "optical illusion-ing" as the new "sharp knees."
 
2013-04-08 10:44:43 AM  
In before the white knighting....

Uzzah: a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can't see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing

I nominate "optical illusion-ing" as the new "sharp knees."


Dammit!

/She still has an epic prow
 
2013-04-08 10:45:54 AM  
The article came off as being written by a jealous and somewhat illiterate member of the itty bitty titty committee.
 
2013-04-08 10:46:05 AM  

RyansPrivates: In before the white knighting....

Uzzah: a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can't see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing

I nominate "optical illusion-ing" as the new "sharp knees."

Dammit!

/She still has an epic prow


wait wait wait wait
are they saying the women with large natural breasts also have other fat deposits??

UNPOSSIBLE
 
2013-04-08 10:46:07 AM  

L.D. Ablo: That "article" was incoherent.

Though I enjoyed the photos.


Quite incoherent, although I get that he's not even going to try to watch "Mad Men" at any point.
 
2013-04-08 10:46:38 AM  
I think the premise of the article has confirmed that tge author is either chiefly gay, or is a virgin.


I'm voting virgin.
 
2013-04-08 10:49:58 AM  
Your blog sucks.

Still love this gal!
 
2013-04-08 10:50:10 AM  
Gosh, I can't decide if the prose was schtick or not, coming from a place called "Drunken Stepfather". Hm.

Anyway, I sure am mad someone on the internet defamed Ms. Hendricks and her breasts.
 
2013-04-08 10:50:36 AM  
Article also trips work filters as "pornography". Clicker beware :'(
 
2013-04-08 10:50:50 AM  
i still cant believe shes married to that guy who was in Super Troopers
 
2013-04-08 10:50:53 AM  
it's just more mindless shiat to numb the public into following fake situations, instead of living your own life

So the author is, in principle, against long-form fiction of any kind. What a silly little twit.
 
2013-04-08 10:54:02 AM  
That article: WHY WON'T YOU SHOW ME UR BEWBS?!
 
2013-04-08 10:57:37 AM  
not gonna bookmark it. I might check it out after work...when the pronagraphy filters that sotua has mentioned won't alarm anyone here at my place of business.

please remember, this is not a bookmark.

/so totally a bookmark
//probably not worth it
 
2013-04-08 10:59:48 AM  

Uzzah: a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can't see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing

I nominate "optical illusion-ing" as the new "sharp knees."


I second the nomination
 
2013-04-08 11:05:35 AM  

tzzhc4: Uzzah: a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can't see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing

I nominate "optical illusion-ing" as the new "sharp knees."

I second the nomination


Thirded, the motion will carry
 
2013-04-08 11:06:49 AM  
I like her boobies.
 
2013-04-08 11:07:39 AM  
Looks like she found the gym. Good girl, keep going.


Or that some fine 'shopping
 
2013-04-08 11:08:09 AM  
That Johnnie Walker ad sure as hell wasn't fail.
 
2013-04-08 11:08:54 AM  

Fixxor: i still cant believe shes married to that guy who was in Super Troopers


Let this sink in, shes married to this guy:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-08 11:14:18 AM  

Endive Wombat: Fixxor: i still cant believe shes married to that guy who was in Super Troopers

Let this sink in, shes married to this guy:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 243x355]


Those would be some unfortunate looking children.

Unless they take after their mom plus a mocha complexion.

www-hollybaby-com.vimg.net
 
2013-04-08 11:16:02 AM  
Boobs or redheads? Whither this thread?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 11:17:01 AM  
Crap, that link flagged our web filter. I've got some splainin' to do.
 
2013-04-08 11:17:38 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Boobs or redheads? Whither this thread?

[i.imgur.com image 850x1139]


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-04-08 11:17:58 AM  
I don't feel right commenting unless I know her position vis-a-vis snozzberries and the flavor thereof.
 
2013-04-08 11:18:54 AM  
blogs.psychcentral.com

she has weird teef.
 
2013-04-08 11:20:07 AM  
But does she have pink or brown nipples?
 
2013-04-08 11:20:46 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: Wellon Dowd: Boobs or redheads? Whither this thread?

[i.imgur.com image 850x1139]

[images.sodahead.com image 850x583]


cheering_crowd.gif
 
2013-04-08 11:20:53 AM  
That's one angry "article" writer.

Yeesh... *backs away slowly*
 
2013-04-08 11:21:34 AM  

Jake Havechek: But does she have pink or brown nipples?


They're naturally brown buy she dyes them pink.
 
2013-04-08 11:22:19 AM  

Jake Havechek: But does she have pink or brown nipples?


There is a topless shot if you're keen to look for it. Of course she's denied it's hers but she's owned up to the other photos from the same hack release.
 
2013-04-08 11:24:34 AM  

KatjaMouse: Jake Havechek: But does she have pink or brown nipples?

There is a topless shot if you're keen to look for it. Of course she's denied it's hers but she's owned up to the other photos from the same hack release.


i've studied that picture rather thoroughly. they look great, but i'm not convinced they are hers. i'd think hers would sag a bit.
 
2013-04-08 11:24:45 AM  
Fer dems dats blocked at woik.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-08 11:28:05 AM  
Clearly, the author is into anorexic chicks who are 5'11 and weigh less than 100 lbs.
 
2013-04-08 11:29:57 AM  
Christina Hendricks has big breasts.
 
2013-04-08 11:31:28 AM  

KatjaMouse: Jake Havechek: But does she have pink or brown nipples?

There is a topless shot if you're keen to look for it. Of course she's denied it's hers but she's owned up to the other photos from the same hack release.




you be the judge (nsfw)
 
2013-04-08 11:33:58 AM  

Endive Wombat: Fixxor: i still cant believe shes married to that guy who was in Super Troopers

Let this sink in, shes married to this guy:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 243x355]


I bet he knows what her snozberry tastes like...
 
2013-04-08 11:37:37 AM  

namatad: wait wait wait wait
are they saying the women with large natural breasts also have other fat deposits??

UNPOSSIBLE


Yes...  it's called:

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-08 11:38:43 AM  
Keep Hendricks I'll take her:

img402.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-08 11:38:44 AM  

markfara: Christina Hendricks has big breasts.


Most fat chicks do.
 
2013-04-08 11:39:00 AM  
the "author" of that "article" is a douchebag of the highest order.

not white knighting, the guy's just a dick.
 
2013-04-08 11:40:57 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: KatjaMouse: Jake Havechek: But does she have pink or brown nipples?

There is a topless shot if you're keen to look for it. Of course she's denied it's hers but she's owned up to the other photos from the same hack release.

you be the judge (nsfw)


!bookmark
 
2013-04-08 11:42:33 AM  
This thread is entirely too SFW.
 
2013-04-08 11:45:39 AM  

abhorrent1: markfara: Christina Hendricks has big breasts.

Most fat chicks do.


Not really. Breast size doesn't really correlate that strongly with overall size. Plenty of fat chicks have small breasts, which seem even smaller relatively.
 
2013-04-08 11:49:23 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Boobs or redheads? Whither this thread?

[i.imgur.com image 850x1139]


Whoa!  Was that real or 'shopped?!  She might have my vote as Supergirl if DC ever gets their collective heads out their asses.
 
2013-04-08 11:49:26 AM  

Neeek: abhorrent1: markfara: Christina Hendricks has big breasts.

Most fat chicks do.

Not really. Breast size doesn't really correlate that strongly with overall size. Plenty of fat chicks have small breasts, which seem even smaller relatively.


And that's just really sad for everybody.
 
2013-04-08 11:49:59 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Keep Hendricks I'll take her:

[img402.imageshack.us image 612x612]


cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com

i'll take this one

/assuming she is legal
//pretty sure she is legal
 
2013-04-08 11:51:20 AM  

Neeek: Not really. Breast size doesn't really correlate that strongly with overall size. Plenty of fat chicks have small breasts, which seem even smaller relatively.


I'm as sad as a fat girl with small breasts. -Larry the Cable Guy

img189.imageshack.us
> Hendricks
 
2013-04-08 11:53:37 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: //pretty sure she is legal


Nineteen. N-N-N-N-Nineteen
 
2013-04-08 11:56:46 AM  
random chick on the street. Still hotter than Hendricks even after she is airbrushed!

img703.imageshack.us


I
 
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