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(NYPost)   Andrew Cuomo has a grand plan to end corruption in the state legislature. Subby has a grand plan to seduce Kate Upton, and Drew has a grand plan to remain sober this weekend   (nypost.com) divider line 39
    More: Unlikely, Andrew Cuomo, Kate Upton, Preet Bharara, Sheldon Silver, Bharara  
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2013-04-08 10:23:52 AM  
Hah...This weekend is the Masters, Drew will be toes up by noon Saturday.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-08 10:24:49 AM  
LULZ. The crooked progeny of a crooked old man is gonna 'clean the machine'.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
 
2013-04-08 10:25:45 AM  
Even if he does, it will just metastasize from New Jersey and grow right back.
 
2013-04-08 10:25:47 AM  
It's easy, just make it all legal.
 
2013-04-08 10:26:45 AM  
They should make Joseph Kennedy the head of the SEC.
 
2013-04-08 10:26:55 AM  
Cuomo can throw his power around to gain all the headlines he wants, but there's no way we're electing that douchebag President. John Edwards has a better chance.
 
2013-04-08 10:30:20 AM  
Knows a thing or two about fighting entrenched corruption:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-08 10:30:48 AM  
I can see why you would want to seduce Drew but Upton????  Sharp knees/sandwich and all  that.
 
2013-04-08 10:31:15 AM  
Sadly, the Kate Upton plan has the greatest chance of coming to fruition.
 
2013-04-08 10:31:36 AM  
So... he's going to start by quitting?

/He's a politician, right?
//I try not to pay attention to New York, it just inflates their Ego
 
2013-04-08 10:32:35 AM  
The governor and his team - stung hard by US Attorney Preet Bharara's assertion that corruption is "rampant" and "pervasive" in the statehouse

Corruption seems to be "rampant and pervasive" in politics in the same sense that food is "rampant and pervasive" in restaurants, and liquor is "rampant and pervasive" in bars.
 
2013-04-08 10:35:27 AM  
Third world politics at it's best. And people vote for who gets paid to not pick up the garbage because he is "their" crook. He doesn't share the loot and the garbage is still there but they won.
 
2013-04-08 10:37:58 AM  

beezeltown: Sadly, the Kate Upton plan has the greatest chance of coming to fruition.


A vote of confidence!  Bless you.

My wife's gonna demand a freebie with Viggo Mortensen, though.
 
2013-04-08 10:40:17 AM  
It's funny because Drew drinks beer! He's a wild guy!
 
2013-04-08 10:41:36 AM  
Sit back and let the feds do it seems to be getting results.
 
2013-04-08 10:52:46 AM  
The fox is guarding the hen house.  They will just continue to redefine what corruption is for a politician vs. us common citizens.  That is how they will "solve" the problem.
 
2013-04-08 11:03:33 AM  

Cybernetic: Even if he does, it will just metastasize from New Jersey and grow right back.


wow. FLA resident throwing stones. balls the size of church bells.
 
2013-04-08 11:04:58 AM  
Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until every-one's dead except Field Marshal Haig, Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan?
 
2013-04-08 11:05:57 AM  

KrispyKritter: Cybernetic: Even if he does, it will just metastasize from New Jersey and grow right back.

wow. FLA resident throwing stones. balls the size of church bells.


I grew up in NJ, if that helps.
 
2013-04-08 11:10:11 AM  
I'm not impressed. I've had a grand plan to end corruption in government for a long time. The first step is shooting all the politicians.
 
2013-04-08 11:19:18 AM  
Similar to gun legislation, if nobody tries, NOTHING happens.

blog.gro-o.com
 
2013-04-08 11:21:18 AM  
www.nypost.com
Weesa got GRAND plans . .
 
2013-04-08 11:23:24 AM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: I'm not impressed. I've had a grand plan to end corruption in government for a long time. The first step is shooting all the politicians.


Shakespeare sees what you did there.
 
2013-04-08 11:33:23 AM  
Is he going to disband it?
 
2013-04-08 11:45:25 AM  
Living and being taxed to death in NY, I'm getting a kick out of this. They keep running commercials here about how great Coumo is passing another on time budget. But they left out how they robbed money from needed accounts to do this. By the time Coumo becomes president, the shiat will hit the fan in NY.
 
2013-04-08 11:46:28 AM  

Summoner101: Knows a thing or two about fighting entrenched corruption:

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i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-08 11:52:14 AM  

Deep Contact: Living and being taxed to death in NY, I'm getting a kick out of this. They keep running commercials here about how great Coumo is passing another on time budget. But they left out how they robbed money from needed accounts to do this. By the time Coumo becomes president, the shiat will hit the fan in NY.


I really only give Cuomo one positive:  legalizing same sex marriage after the Court Of Appeals made the wrong ruling on it after Jason West, then mayor of New Paltz, started marrying same sex couples.  He promised he would veto any partisan redistricting, but backed down when the Legislature dragged its feet (so much, a Federal judge did the Congressional districts), and settled for a constitutional amendment on redistricting reform.  Something I haven't heard of since they finally get redistricting done.  And you try to ask him or one of his staff about fracking, you get ignored.
 
2013-04-08 11:54:28 AM  
The fact that in NYC you have to get permission from multiple individuals to run in a primary is retarded. Let anybody who gets signatures into the process. Stop giving individuals unneeded power in a supposed democratic process.
 
2013-04-08 12:02:52 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Cuomo can throw his power around to gain all the headlines he wants, but there's no way we're electing that douchebag President. John Edwards has a better chance.


By "we" do you mean idiot red states that he would never win anyways? For crying out loud the Republicans nominated a guy who signed an AWB in his state as governor, what makes you think a Democrat wouldn't profit by it?
 
2013-04-08 12:37:39 PM  
Get rid of cuomo, bloomberg and schumer, problem solved. Their running NY like Nobamas running the country...into the ground
 
2013-04-08 12:45:49 PM  

ALC59: Get rid of cuomo, bloomberg and schumer, problem solved. Their running NY like Nobamas running the country...into the ground


And by that you mean New York State created 300,000 new jobs in 2012 capping off 17 straight months of growth. We also cut middle-class taxes and have passed 3 balanced budgets on time.
 
2013-04-08 04:16:25 PM  
Say it ain't so!
He'll come undone.
 
2013-04-08 04:44:06 PM  
I prefer cunning plans.
              S. Baldrick
 
2013-04-08 05:35:01 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ALC59: Get rid of cuomo, bloomberg and schumer, problem solved. Their running NY like Nobamas running the country...into the ground

And by that you mean New York State created 300,000 new jobs in 2012 capping off 17 straight months of growth. We also cut middle-class taxes and have passed 3 balanced budgets on time.


You seem to have forgotten the $55 billion in debt accrued under Bloomberg and Cuomo, I also have no idea where you're pulling "300,000 new jobs" from, because that shiat sure isn't happening in the North Country. I doubt you actually care though, you probably live on long island.
 
2013-04-08 06:42:02 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ALC59: Get rid of cuomo, bloomberg and schumer, problem solved. Their running NY like Nobamas running the country...into the ground

And by that you mean New York State created 300,000 new jobs in 2012 capping off 17 straight months of growth. We also cut middle-class taxes and have passed 3 balanced budgets on time.


Their taxes cuts are basically focused on education and emergency services.... so property taxes have skyrocketed as of late to make up the difference.

Basically break even at best.
 
2013-04-08 07:21:16 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ALC59: Get rid of cuomo, bloomberg and schumer, problem solved. Their running NY like Nobamas running the country...into the ground

And by that you mean New York State created 300,000 new jobs in 2012 capping off 17 straight months of growth. We also cut middle-class taxes and have passed 3 balanced budgets on time.


You forgot "limiting Big Gulp consumption".
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-08 10:41:02 PM  

GUTSU: cameroncrazy1984: ALC59: Get rid of cuomo, bloomberg and schumer, problem solved. Their running NY like Nobamas running the country...into the ground

And by that you mean New York State created 300,000 new jobs in 2012 capping off 17 straight months of growth. We also cut middle-class taxes and have passed 3 balanced budgets on time.

You seem to have forgotten the $55 billion in debt accrued under Bloomberg and Cuomo, I also have no idea where you're pulling "300,000 new jobs" from, because that shiat sure isn't happening in the North Country. I doubt you actually care though, you probably live on long island.

if he does he is living in denial because I am on LI and the situation is still shiat here.
 
2013-04-09 12:50:51 AM  
fireclown:
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Weesa got GRAND plans . .


Oh dear gods I am gonna arm all the nukes

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-09 11:11:13 PM  
My Grand Plan is to eat this bag of chips before I go to bed. Vote for me. I'm the candidate who gets things done.
 
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