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(Popular Science)   You will burn. You will freeze. The moon will explode. Four gruesome apocalypse scenarios...from 1939   ( divider line
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2013-04-08 02:54:01 PM  
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hdhale: Torchsong: abhorrent1: abhorrent1: bicyclists with a passion for spontaneous acts of sillinessassholishness

that's better

dammit. wrong thread

I liked that one - I was trying to figure out how asshole bicyclists would bring about the end of civilization.

They disrupt traffic patterns in all the major urban areas, causing slow downs, collisions between cars who are trying to avoid hitting the cyclists.  Cyclists don't care, keep causing problems.  More global warming, more drivers decide to take jobs outside of major urban areas and relocate their families to farther and father out suburbs.  Urban sprawl, more global warming, eventually the polar icecaps melt, and walls of water flood our coasts.  Mass chaos ensues as global weather patterns change rapidly.  Someone throw a nuke and civilization is destroyed.

And then the bikers will don mohawks and leather and arm-mounted crossbows and ride through the shattered remains of America on souped up death bikes. YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN!
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