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(YouTube)   Need a better way to quickly apply a condom? Fear not, German engineering has found a way   (youtube.com) divider line 35
    More: Scary, Science and technology in Germany, Slingshot Channel, rocket launchers  
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2013-04-08 05:37:54 AM
Ì for one welcome our german condom shooting overlords
 
2013-04-08 07:41:27 AM
D:
 
2013-04-08 09:57:23 AM
That evil chuckle is the best part.
 
2013-04-08 10:23:00 AM
That may be the funniest slingshot video this guy has ever done.
 
2013-04-08 11:19:14 AM
Now that is a man who takes his slingshots seriously. He snickers at everything except "cock the gun"
 
2013-04-08 11:40:04 AM
I just wear one all the time.
 
2013-04-08 12:29:16 PM

Elegy: That evil chuckle is the best part.


Had me grimacing and laughing at the same time
 
2013-04-08 01:39:52 PM
Anyone have a translation for the fear segment?

/Is it weird I'm asking.
 
2013-04-08 02:15:57 PM

Korzine: Anyone have a translation for the fear segment?

/Is it weird I'm asking.


My German is a little rough, but it's basically:

Man: Please, don't shoot me with this thing on me.
Woman: Don't be such a wuss.
 
2013-04-08 02:39:40 PM

FibSeq: Now that is a man who takes his slingshots seriously. He snickers at everything except "cock the gun"


I was thinking the same exact thing.
 
2013-04-08 02:49:11 PM

abhorrent1: I just wear one all the time.


I wear two while golfing, in case I get a hole in one.
 
2013-04-08 03:07:48 PM
While I admit to being a man who is fascinated by both guns and sex, it would probably be unwise to combine the two.

/*ker-chack*      ..."YEEEEEARRRRRGG!!"
 
2013-04-08 03:39:25 PM

space1999: Korzine: Anyone have a translation for the fear segment?

/Is it weird I'm asking.

My German is a little rough, but it's basically:

Man: Please, don't shoot me with this thing on me.
Woman: Don't be such a wuss.


Ah, thanks. I tried turning on closed caption but it was that stupid auto-caption thing and not actual captions.
 
2013-04-08 03:48:57 PM
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2013-04-08 04:56:37 PM
In order to simulate the process, I am re-using a 28mm D-A-D-I-L-D-O slingshot projectile."

What's a dadildo?
 
2013-04-08 05:26:45 PM
How did I not know there was something called the "Slingshot Channel"?!?
 
2013-04-08 05:36:45 PM
I'd imagine there will be some serious degloving going on.
 
2013-04-08 05:37:05 PM
Can this fool's 15 minutes be up now? Please?
 
2013-04-08 06:22:29 PM
I have some friends in SF who would seriously want one of those.
 
2013-04-08 06:22:40 PM

I Like Bread: I'd imagine there will be some serious degloving going on.


Luckily, the same device can be used to apply skin grafts.
 
2013-04-08 06:38:17 PM
w00t!  First greenlight.  I feel like an 18 year old dude who made it with a cheerleader.

/doesn't matter had sex got greened
 
2013-04-08 07:18:10 PM
In other news:  There's a slingshot channel.

Soo, that exists.  Apparently.  Who knew?
 
2013-04-08 08:11:40 PM
his parents should have used "not one but two";
 
2013-04-08 08:29:50 PM
I thought it was going to be like this animated gif for swim cap application.

click to go to gif that is too big to inline.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-08 08:59:13 PM

Elegy: That evil chuckle is the best part.


THIS!  I farkin' love it
 
2013-04-08 09:14:10 PM
When he puts safety glasses on he reminds me of this guy.
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2013-04-08 10:10:22 PM
Saw the screenshot of the gun-thing. There is no need to watch the video.
 
2013-04-08 10:25:40 PM
I came here to write about the evil Eastern/Central-European sounding chuckle. I see my work here is done.
 
2013-04-08 10:57:26 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: In order to simulate the process, I am re-using a 28mm D-A-D-I-L-D-O slingshot projectile."

What's a dadildo?


When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, sometimes the mommy gets that kinky gleam in her eye...
 
2013-04-08 11:46:46 PM
This looks like a result of those experiments that they did at Auschwitz.
 
2013-04-09 03:49:32 AM

RatMaster999: w00t!  First greenlight.  I feel like an 18 year old dude who made it with a cheerleader.

/doesn't matter had sex got greened


Congrats.
Er, thrice in one day, eh?
 
2013-04-09 06:55:33 AM
that guy's videos are neat, especially the one where he makes slingshots out of household items, but he likes slingshots just a little too much
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2013-04-09 11:31:24 AM
I already have a condom applicator, it's called her mouth.
 
2013-04-09 08:47:11 PM
Could be worse. Unix could have engineered it.
 
2013-04-10 05:14:54 AM

ms_lara_croft: Could be worse. Unix could have engineered it.


Why would they?  Don't get they get their junk cut off?
 
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