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(Washington Times)   Reviewer: Sam Raimi's new Evil Dead is going out in wide release with an R rating is an example of just how far our society has gone off the rails and come to accept bloodletting as entertainment. DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THE EIGHTIES?   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 12
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2013-04-08 11:40:43 AM  
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Fano: I recall Kevin bacon getting sucked through a waterbed, then exploding in a fountain of blood that last for at least 10 seconds


Errrr...........no.
2013-04-08 11:30:19 AM  
2 votes:
When people ask me if I remember the 80's, I just say no.
2013-04-08 02:05:36 PM  
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Because you mouth breathing Christian farkers won't let us show tits, ass, pussy and cocks. It sets your Neo-Puritan hearts all a flutter.


As is often said in these threads when this topic comes up....

Hammer a six-inch nail into a woman: Rated R
Hammer a six-inch penis into a woman: Rated NC-17
Hammer a six-inch nail into a board with your penis: Deborah Foreman
2013-04-08 01:05:46 PM  
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And it's fair to ask Mr. Raimi why, as a father - and, by past media accounts, a patriotic American

Wait, what?

The article author:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo
2013-04-08 12:39:46 PM  
1 votes:

gittlebass: we don't let bloodletting as entertainment??? did he not see the passion of the christ?


My girlfriend was working box office the day a church bus full of kids rolled up to watch TPotC. The manager had to leave the lobby to laugh while she turned them away.

She told the bus driver that no, he and the pastor are NOT the legal guardians of 50 kids and if they wanted to bring elementary schoolers to see that movie they could rent out the whole movie theatre for a private show and hire all the staff for the day.

/They did.
//Then got mad when we didn't have "the English version".
2013-04-08 11:49:33 AM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: And this:

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

is how you piss off multiple sci-fi/fantasy fans in one picture.


Josh was my favorite character in Lost
2013-04-08 11:46:05 AM  
1 votes:

Fano: I recall Kevin bacon getting sucked through a waterbed, then exploding in a fountain of blood that last for at least 10 seconds


This is how you piss off multiple horror franchise fans in one sentence.

And this:

farm8.staticflickr.com

is how you piss off multiple sci-fi/fantasy fans in one picture.
2013-04-08 11:45:43 AM  
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: When people ask me if I remember the 80's, I just say no.


What if they ask you if you're a god?
2013-04-08 11:42:34 AM  
1 votes:

Fano: I recall Kevin bacon getting sucked through a waterbed, then exploding in a fountain of blood that last for at least 10 seconds


You have your franchises mixed I think.  KB was in Friday the 13th
2013-04-08 11:42:26 AM  
1 votes:

Fano: I recall Kevin bacon getting sucked through a waterbed, then exploding in a fountain of blood that last for at least 10 seconds


Are you trolling horror nerds with an incorrect Nightmare on Elm Street reference in a Sam Raimi thread?
2013-04-08 10:51:44 AM  
1 votes:
Just another "journalist" who believes the media is to blame for the utter lack of parenting.
2013-04-08 10:21:02 AM  
1 votes:
 Pretty dang much.

It's no "I Spit on Your Grave" but yeah, it's The Evil Dead. Did folks think that it was about sunshine and kittens? It was a film that had its roots in the splatter gore of a LOT of movies previous. Friday the 13th, Halloween, and a brazillion Full Moon movies. Cripes folks, if you don't want to see it, then don't go. No one makes you, you know...
 
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